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Hooker Phil
10 months ago

And an early Good Morning from Te Anau as I head home via Invercargill. The thunder during the night, I wondered for a start why anyone would be moving a wheelie bin outside the “non existent” concrete path – then a skip on the road and finally, wow, a house shaking boom. No one should be welding in the middle of the night anyway.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Hooker Phil
10 months ago

Camper vans lying on their side in the way of other motorist, is not a good sign! ☢️!

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Sooty
10 months ago

Did you get home, Hooker Phil?

Hooker Phil
Reply to  Sooty
10 months ago

Just – was via Invercargill for 2 dahlia tuber sales.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Hooker Phil
10 months ago

only just started to rain here an hour down the road from te anau, no thunder and lightning tho.

a few claps of thunder around here would be chaos with all the young calves outside! used to hate that when i was farming, broken fences, mixed mobs and breakouts onto the road… fireworks do the same.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Mike Hunty
10 months ago

I am just traumatised reading that epic journey through life. Poor Chelsea, what a struggle for this wee petal, I just don’t know how I will carry on today knowing all this. Has Chelsea become a Stamp Licker?

Dougal10
Reply to  Mike Hunty
10 months ago

Fussy eaters just aint hungry , feed the kids good basic food and when they want to try adult food off your plate let them, but catering to the little snots like my sister did just wastes food.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Dougal10
10 months ago

Mum prepared one family meal. No alternatives. You ate what was put on your plate and if we refused the threat was – eat it or you get more. My hate for silverbeet has never changed but I ate it.

Last edited 10 months ago by waikatogirl
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
10 months ago

who?
aw well who cares, ego being shattered is something all narcisists and attention seekers get smacked with.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
10 months ago

the only Chelsea I know is the sugar

other than Chelsea clinton for whom, as a taxpayer, I paid towards her wedding
I feel smug for that ///

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  howitis
10 months ago

I can guarantee you helped pay for the mad bitch and Clarkee’s, wedding. The taxpayer would have been providing a shitload!
Can you imagine a leftie paying the full amount, her mates would have been falling over themselves to help out!

Last edited 10 months ago by Sooty
Mike Hunty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
10 months ago

She needs to get out more. World doesn’t revolve around it.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Editor
10 months ago

Sex!

Tarquin
Reply to  Mike Hunty
10 months ago

Them first world problems are really hitting poor Chelsea hard.

Sooty
Sooty
10 months ago

Prince Andrew and Princess of York lose their Royal titles. Oh dear how said!
Is it one of the Kings last official duties before he chucks his own Royal titles and hands over duties to William and Kate?

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Sooty
10 months ago

So, since royalty is all hereditary then the power only passes via whose royal box you come out of .

A royal and ancient tradition of sheer daftness.
Born a retard but could still be king or a prince or princess.
we see it played out live.

Therefore if Randy (we know for sure now) Andy has royal title stuff removed then surely his ugly daughters should have their titles removed ?

I mean, shit, not only are they ugly, to add insult to injury they got Silly names like Beatrice.
How bad is that ?

How can these frauds run around with hereditary titles when the poppa bear is disgraced -many times over – while an active royal Anne has a daughter Zara who is basically just Mike’s wife who likes horses ?

and the removal should surely extend to the ginger married to the swarthy whinger.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  howitis
10 months ago

Hunty would have serviced both daughters, personally I didn’t think the daughters are that ugly, (and they still make paper bags, if you are worried, but a bag would take have the fun out of it) and Sarah at the same time in the old days prior to this new wife.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Sooty
10 months ago

yuk

you have low standards sooty
so low I cant even see them from here
are they even standards ?

just eeew
…a bag would take have the fun out of it…
one would not be enough if you were forced into the act
Me too, me too..

and slutty sarah the ginger minger
not even 40 years ago
I’ll leave the toe sucking to you old chap.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Sooty
10 months ago

Andy cavorting with a Chinese Spy in Buck House over lunch. What a knob.

Curious
Reply to  Sooty
10 months ago

Or before he has a meet up with Jim Bolger.

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  Curious
10 months ago

As an Irish Catholic, Bolger would not willingly share an afterlife with a British royal.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Starving Artist
10 months ago

yep yep

he would consider that HELL

however, maybe, in the figment of his turncoat imagination he qualifies for heaven despite flogging off NZ Rail and Telecom to fay rich white mates at mates rates !

So I have to ask the theologists here,
is Heaven for the goody two shoes divided into sections like Catholic, Anglican, Baptists, SDA, Mormons , Taoists, Muslims , Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Shinto et al
and is the Muslims divided into Shia, Sunni etc

and do they have meet up days and cross rival football games ?

As a person with no real knowledge of this fantasy football world an explanation would be excellent

and , in fact is there really an afterlife or it just goes dark ?

or if reincarnated, were we really in heaven, or hell, in the interim ?

Religion
So many stories to tell .

Me
I’ll burn in the fires of hell, and blame global warming due to farting cows and bison and fish that decided to rot and become oil in the afterlife.

Imagine. Was John Lennon correct?

rightoverlabour
Reply to  howitis
10 months ago

Umm you asked…. Heaven is a bit like a tall apartment building, the higher up you are the better it is. Obviously Catholics have the Penthouses at the top. Then the Atheists, just so that they can see what they are missing out on, then the Anglicans of differing types, ( woman Bishops and openly Gay Priests are at the bottom), then other traditional Protestants, but they can swap places with one another depending on what mood God is in. Followed by Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, and other Minor religions, and then Mormons and Scientologists (as they have to pay for so many of them being crap Hollywood stars). In the basement are the Jews and Muslims, where they continue blowing one another up and shooting the shit out of each other. On Sundays, truces are called and everyone plays football.

Viking
Reply to  rightoverlabour
10 months ago

oh, but which day is Sunday, and how do you respect each other’s Holy Day and the birth of each deity?

Never going to work.

How much did the catholic have to pay to bribe the Boss for the top deck?

So many questions.

Curious
Reply to  Starving Artist
10 months ago

Good point never thought of that. However if they both go in the wrong direction such a meet up might be used as a punishment. Maybe we should ask Rol.

nasska
Reply to  Curious
10 months ago

RoL’s been missing for a couple of days & is rumoured to have been recalled to the Vatican for consultations. 🙂

howitis
howitis
Reply to  nasska
10 months ago

his science experiments may have gone too far.

nasska
Reply to  Editor
10 months ago

This has come at an awkward time as I too needed his advice. I approached Satan to enquire about selling my soul & requested an appraisal.

My overtures were declined & I was advised to try Cash Converters. 🙂

rightoverlabour
Reply to  nasska
10 months ago

Satan has standards.

Odakyu-sen
Reply to  rightoverlabour
10 months ago

Without standards, how can you make a judgement?

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  nasska
10 months ago

Satan is overstocked at present.

Did you ask to be put on a waiting list?

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Starving Artist
10 months ago

Yer, they have to work threw Bolgers many sins before they can get around to naska.

howitis
howitis
10 months ago

TikTok comedian Steve Bridges has died aged 41.

Bridges, known for his POV skits on the platform where he boasted 2.1 million followers, passed away in his sleep on his couch on Wednesday.

now if you see pictures of the guy ….
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15203271/TikTok-comedian-Steve-Bridges-dead-wife.html

if there is a coroners report
then surely the cause of death can be ascertained as
Died of FOOD

morbidly obese
as is the surviving wife.

———
During the week I watched
John Candy: I Like Me ; a 2025 American documentary film

on actor John Candy. I think he did some great films but dead at 43
Could not stop the food, the booze, and the ciggies. That will do it .

or
Chris Farley
who struggled with obesity, alcoholism, and substance abuse. He died of a drug overdose in 1997 at the age of 33
If the drugs had not got him the food would have.

I wonder if these people are the reverse of anorexia and just cant see what they are doing to their body
if you eat 120 years of food in 40 years , well, there could be trouble not far ahead .

Last edited 10 months ago by howitis
Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  howitis
10 months ago

It was his missus fault, he might have lived if he was in his own bed!

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
10 months ago

Tommy ‘the terrorist’ welcomed and appreciated at Israeli market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf2-CVzzsFA
Welcomed with open arms! Tommy visits Mahane Yehuda in Jerusalem

Today, I visited the thriving market Mahane Yehuda in Jerusalem with Minister Amichai Chikli.Despite the board of deputies of British Jews saying I wasn’t welcome, the residents of Jerusalem welcomed me with open arms.

Last edited 10 months ago by waikatogirl
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  waikatogirl
10 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/riydVd8OWvQ
homing illegals before UK war veterans’
short

Last edited 10 months ago by waikatogirl
nasska
10 months ago

We in Godzone are being gouged by energy price increases but we are not alone. In the UK:

#. “Chris Norbury, the chief executive of E.On UK, stated that even if the wholesale price of energy were zero, household energy bills would still remain at their current levels due to the significant increase in non-commodity costs, such as network charges and policy levies.”

I suspect that our bills owe far more to administration, taxes, levies, backhanders, distribution & empire building than to actual costs of generation.

#. “the primary drivers of high energy bills are not wholesale gas prices but rather embedded costs related to infrastructure and government policies.”

https://expose-news.com/2025/10/16/mps-laugh-at-the-suggestion-they-are-responsible/#comments

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Editor
10 months ago

excellent

Good AI generation .
Frighteningly true

I guess like Pakistan today it will be coup after coup, blowing up opposition politicians , and the Army takeovers.

This will be not very great Britain by 2100
and they are worried the temp might be 0.75 degrees warmer
it will still be cool for the southern coastal Pakistanis , ah sorry, I mean, new brits .

howitis
howitis
10 months ago

It is amazing that ponce randy Andy spent so much time seeking out cunts
when in fact he was one walking, talking, arrogant cunt all along.

He could have stayed home and played with himself
and been satisfied.

Curious
Reply to  howitis
10 months ago

He was probably too old for himself Howie.

Saggy
Reply to  Curious
10 months ago

😂

nasska
10 months ago

Butler: “Time for elevenses Sir.”

Prince Andrew: “Please, don’t confuse me.”

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
10 months ago

Did the shop worker stab or chalk the back tyre of the shoplifters car? 😆 👍

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N3vviJkvgiA
Another stealing in Auckland

Last edited 10 months ago by waikatogirl
Ross12
10 months ago

One for howitis, in particular. Michael Laws on Jim Bolger, who he clearly had few clashes with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBi6iOAESM

nasska
Reply to  Ross12
10 months ago

Laws could be guaranteed to rark up Bolger & the senior Nats. He was like a breath of fresh air at the time but hasn’t aged particularly well.

https://natlib.govt.nz/records/23022393

Ross12
Reply to  nasska
10 months ago

He’s not a young guy any more, just like a few of us.

Viking
Reply to  Ross12
10 months ago

Still got a better grip on things than the nats. Useless bastards.

Viking
10 months ago

Gold fever on the west coast.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/4024629471183194

rightoverlabour
10 months ago

I see Trump gave Zelensky a missile, right up his arse.

https://www.rt.com/russia/626635-zelensky-tight-lipped-tomahawks/

“Trump does not want escalation”. This straight after a 2.5 hour telephone call with Putin before he allowed the poison dwarf back into the white house… I have a feeling this could be good news, but not for Zelensky or the Europeans desperate to have a war with Russia….

Viking
Reply to  rightoverlabour
10 months ago

Yeah, well us upright citizens of the right faith are pleased to see that the euro catholic arsewipes are finally getting told to pack up and piss off.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Editor
10 months ago

You will have Karen and be thankful it’s not a sausageroll!

nasska
10 months ago

No caption needed.

ysb4
Mike Hunty
10 months ago

The little knome down on akl waterfront with the white hair..owns a bar/restaurant..always baiting politicians..whats his name. He’s starting to grow on me..an agitator

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