The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the Blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.”
The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!” “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend”, and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted the use of the final escalation level.
In line with Ed’s last pic above, & with the BBC – Read by #JohnCleese. ANNOUNCEMENT
The whole aim seems to be to emasculate, weed out the patriachy as the LGBTQ feminist leaders in the Cubs & Scouts have been pushing for this century.
Britains Boy Scouts will “Be Prepared” for the future life in Britain, indeed the world.
The missing part is the softening up 1st phase of LGBTQIA2S+ to earn another one of those badges, like a Pride Badge.
Dont forget to boo and hiss at them, could be an event a flying dildo needs to make an apperance at, bearing mind the fat poof may want to take it home
Its all over the news about non union teachers getting offered a pay increase via the school boards , this actually hasn’t happened because as we know school boards are actually run by principals who have blocked this move.
Wellington CBD earthquake shake risk higher than thought, new research findsThe risk of stronger shaking in parts of Wellington’s CBD after an earthquake may be higher than previously thought, new research suggests.
Research published this month in the New Zealand Journal of Geology and Geophysics indicates the soft sediment basin beneath the city is up to twice as deep and has a steeper edge than thought.
With depths of an estimated 500 metres close to the regional stadium, 200m in much of Thorndon, and 150–200 metres beneath Waitangi Park, next to Te Papa, there’s an increased likelihood earthquake waves will be trapped and amplified – even if the quake is far away, the study found.
Victoria University of Wellington (VUW) researchers worked with colleagues from the United States on the study, which used new gravity and seismic reflection methods to determine the basin’s thickness and geometry.
“It just really highlights the importance of how the Wellington Basin can trap waves, and they can resonate and cause damage,” said lead author Professor Tim Stern from Victoria University.
Researchers discovered the western edge of the basin is defined by a steep, fault-like structure extending from Lambton Quay beneath the railway station, continuing west of the stadium and reaching toward the ferry terminal.
“The surprising thing was that this edge of the basin was in the place that it is,” Stern said.
While many had assumed the edge of the basin fell on the Wellington faultline by Tinakori Hill, it actually fell on the Lambton fault, he said.
The report predicted shaking could be amplified by about three times in a narrow corridor just east of the Lambton fault, rather than uniformly across the CBD.
“Much of the amplification is due to earthquake waves becoming trapped in the basin and resonating, much like waves caught in a swimming pool or bathtub,” said Stern.
Stern said the research had a “historical precedent”, with basin resonance thought to have contributed to sustained shaking in the CBD after the 2016 Kaikōura earthquake, which also caused extensive damage in Wellington city.
“Very distant earthquakes could also produce the same effect of trapping low-frequency waves in the Wellington area and into the Wellington Basin,” Stern told the Herald.
Two earthquakes in 1942 near Masterton also caused severe damage in Wellington, leaving buildings unrepaired and at least 10,000 chimneys damaged.
“What our study highlights is … that distant earthquakes are really important to consider, not just earthquakes on the local faults around Wellington,” Stern said.
The Wellington City Council told the Herald that it, with other organisations, was aware of the sediment basin beneath the central city.
“We will be interested to talk to the VUW team to know more about their findings,” a spokesperson said.
Seems there is a stockpile of oil in places.
Middle East conflict live updates: Global energy body to release 400 million barrels of oil from reservesIEA says members to release 400 million barrels from oil reserves
The International Energy Agency has said its member countries would unlock 400 million barrels of oil from their reserves to ease the impact of the Middle East war, the biggest such release ever.
“The oil market challenges we are facing are unprecedented in scale, therefore I am very glad that IEA member countries have responded with an emergency collective action of unprecedented size,” IEA Executive Director Fatih Birol said.
The IEA-coordinated release exceeded the 182 million barrels of oil that member countries of the Paris-based global energy body released in 2022 when Russian leader Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine.
“The emergency stocks will be made available to the market over a timeframe that is appropriate to the national circumstances of each member country and will be supplemented by additional emergency measures by some countries,” the IEA said.
The announcement came as leaders of the Group of Seven advanced economies discussed the widespread economic fallout from the US-Israeli war with Iran, now into its second week, at a video conference meeting chaired by French President Emmanuel Macron.
and just for fun. Iranian minister says country will not play in World Cup
The All Whites look set for a new opening opponent at the Fifa World Cup with Iran planning to boycott the tournament because of the war with US and Israel, it was announced today.
Minister of Sports and Youth Ahmad Donyamali said Iran would not send a team.
“Considering that this corrupt regime has assassinated our leader, under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup,” Donyamali told state television.
“Our children are not safe and, fundamentally, such conditions for participation do not exist.
“Given the malicious actions they have carried out against Iran, they have forced two wars on us over eight or nine months and have killed and martyred thousands of our people.
“Therefore, we certainly cannot have such a presence.”
Greetings from the land of the eternal hurricane. Another night of howling wind and not much rain. A couple of nights of that is enough to drive anyone mad. Supposed to hose down today and then clear, that just means turn around to the west and come back at 50 odd knots. Could be worse, a mate of mine is in that Kubota fishing competition somewhere off Whitianga.
Untouchable: China’s Liaowang-1 spy ship is cruising international waters off Oman right now, vacuuming up real-time data on every U.S. carrier, destroyer, F-35, and radar site in the Middle East—and piping it straight to Iran.
The U.S. sees it. The U.S. knows exactly what it’s doing. And the U.S. can’t lay a finger on it.
Why? Strike a Chinese naval vessel and Beijing enters the war. China boasts the world’s largest navy by hull count. One wrong move turns a regional fight into a global one.
Meanwhile Iran racks up hits that look impossible on paper:
– A $300 million THAAD radar at Jordan’s Muwaffaq Salti Air Base—wiped out early in the conflict.
– Multiple AN/TPY-2 radars crippled, punching holes in regional missile defense.
– Precision strikes on the U.S. Embassy helipad inside Baghdad’s ultra-secure Green Zone.
Blind luck? Hardly. Chinese satellite firm MizarVision openly posts imagery of American positions. Russian feeds supply the same. The Liaowang-1’s massive radar domes and sensors track electromagnetic signatures and movements over thousands of kilometers, erasing any element of surprise for U.S. operations.
Iran isn’t guessing coordinates. It’s getting them fed live from two superpowers while sailing under Beijing’s protection.
China doesn’t need to fire a shot. Just keep the ship on station, and every American asset becomes a sitting target.
The U.S. is bombing Iran. But it’s really playing chess against China—and right now, the board is tilted. Untouchable.
Labour reshuffle: Willow-Jean Prime loses education portfolio
Willow-Jean Prime has lost the education portfolio, but picked up social development, as Labour reshuffles its decks ahead of the election.
Ginny Andersen will take on the education role, making her the third Labour MP to take on the role in just over a year. Peeni Henare‘s departure from Parliament, along with Adrian Rurawhe earlier this year, has given Labour leader Chris Hipkins an opportunity to change things up.
“These refreshed portfolios ensure our team will hit the ground running when we win the election in November,” Hipkins said.
Willie Jackson, who had taken on the social development role last year, will instead take on Māori Crown Relations.
Speaking to the changes, Hipkins said Prime’s new social development role required “care, empathy, and a strong focus on improving outcomes for New Zealanders,” while Jackson would focus on running a “winning campaign” in the Māori seats.
Prime came under scrutiny last year after not responding to, and then declining, requests from the education minister for a meeting to discuss education reforms, and then criticising the government for not taking a more bipartisan approach.
But Hipkins said that “ancient history” and not the reason for Prime losing the education portfolio.
Hipkins said he still had confidence in her, and his reshuffle was about putting people in the places where he could make best use of their skills.
“Willow has got outstanding contacts in the social sector, she is going to be fighting hard to win Te Tai Tokerau for Labour as well. In the area around social development and employment, I think that’s an area where the government aren’t delivering what they’ve promised, and I think Willow is the right person to hold them to account for that.”
Among the other changes are Damien O’Connor picking up Henare’s defence spokesperson role, Reuben Davidson taking over economic development, and Tangi Utikere becoming the spokesperson for state-owned enterprises.
Ginny Andersen will take on the education portfolio.
Among the other changes are Damien O’Connor picking up Henare’s defence spokesperson role, Reuben Davidson taking over economic development, and Tangi Utikere becoming the spokesperson for state-owned enterprises
If it was, wouldn’t you be under the blankets, too?
Sabre38
5 months ago
Guessing that Luxon been a man of action and a strong leader will be today announcing how to save Watties and protect our crop growers, factory workers and our ability to make our own packaged foods and not rely on more imports
It seems a good opportunity for growers to band together form a cooperative and produce their own product.
Promote it as New Zealand grown and owned and you will be surprised at the support.
In other words get off your arses, stop whinging and just do it.
And what is the base of patriarchy? Where does the concept of entitlement come from? What bastion of power promotes the belief that women are inferior human beings in the eyes of God?
Could it be the various world religions where the mindwashed worshippers are given their chains? Just perhaps the fault lies in the oppressive patriarchal systems that subjugate women via power mad psychopaths who talk of love & propagate hate.
“The New Testament quotes St Paul (I Timothy 2) as saying that women “must be silent.” Deuteronomy declares that if a woman does not bleed on her wedding night, “the men of her town shall stone her to death.” An Orthodox Jewish prayer thanks God, “who hast not made me a woman.” The Koran stipulates that a woman shall inherit less than a man, and that a woman’s testimony counts for half a man’s.”
The Elders – Association of outstanding former statesmen and women, peace activists, human rights activists and prominent intellectuals.
Hahahahaha – Helen Clark is a member.
I see the man in the first picture has an instruction manual for chipkins to follow!
Maybe they should have done one in Braille too, or an older woman to take him in hand!
So a protestant guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. He says, “Oh, my God, so the stories are all true!” St. Peter says, “Yup, they sure are. Why don’t I take you on a tour?” So they travel around and see the lion lying down with the lamb, the choirs of angels singing, the big table with God at the head and Jesus on the right hand and Mary on his left, the whole 9 yards. They get back to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, “Well, that’s the tour! What do you think?” He says, “It’s better than I possibly could have imagined! I just have one question.” “What’s that?” “There’s that big wall going all the way down from one end of the place to the other. We never went over there. What’s on the other side of the wall?” St. Peter leans in and whispers behind his hand, “Oh, that’s where we send the Catholics. They think they’re the only ones here!”
Sooty
5 months ago
Air New Zealand says fuck the passengers, we will cancel umpteen flights,
Cos they don’t want to fly anyway. Walk ya bastards!
A priest booked into a hotel and he asked if the porn channel in his room is disabled. The receptionist replied “Of course it is, tonight you’ll be able to enjoy Mongs in Thongs and Anal Amputees”.
I very seldom listen to Mike Hosking, I don’t watch TV or listen to our abysmal radio stations so chocked full of inane adverts, but someone sent me this and it seems Mike is pretty much spot on with this commentary:
Guy Hatchard’s perspective of the Commission’s Report.
From the Hatchard Report.
March 11th 2026 ……. the Commission is suggesting that its report should guide the implementation of new legislation which will set in concrete many of the biggest mistakes of the Covid era including the power to enforce vaccine mandates. ……
….. Without a comparison of the short and long term health outcomes of the vaccinated with the unvaccinated any suggestion of safety is meaningless. The Commission failed to ask Health NZ to undertake such scientific assessments. …..
[Who is allowed to look at the raw data, & anaylize it? Independent?
One may even figure that there was really no monitoring, and what was done was so botched up?]
……. government readily accepted and passed on to the public misleading figures of 99% efficacy for mRNA Covid vaccines …….. …… an intentional confidence trick on the part of those companies seeking to sell novel vaccines. …. ……. error became apparent and they knew that the vaccines did not stop transmission, they still enforced vaccine mandates. ….
….. calling for legislation allowing for the imposition of future vaccine mandates and medical interventions at the discretion of the government. ….. …..more or less automatic trigger function to set mandates in motion in the event of a pandemic. ….
….. failed to identify the very high inaccuracy of the mathematical modelling that informed government policy. …. … modellers reveals faulty methodology and conclusions. There was a lack of awareness of the findings of scientific publishing …..
Only the approved narrative was to be told, and all else, no matter how creditianalled to be absolutely ignored or be defamed.
Hatchard has other links on his page back in time, if one wants to know more, the context.
So it would seem the government has won through to retain the powers on the low-down which it first attained.
At some stage it can later build upon, all for the good of the …..
Sell the Crises, Create Urgency, Now, Emergency, New Laws; Use
“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things that you think you could not do before.”― Rahm Emanuel — served as an adviser to US Pres. Bill Clinton (1993–99) before being elected to the US House of Representatives (2003–09) Democrat; Mayor of Chicago, 2011-2019
I say bullshit because my neighbours on one side didn’t, we didn’t, the house backing onto us didn’t, my garage man didn’t and lots of others didn’t either. And that is from a fairly limited group who we interact with.
Screaming banshee would be the best way to describe Ginny, she seems to think making more noise is the best way to get your point across. The epitome of an empty vessel.
We witnessing one of the biggest infrastructure cock-ups in NZ history.
National canned the iRex project to save a buck, but now we’re looking at a $167m blowout and key port deals aren’t even signed. We’ve flushed $671m in cancellation fees down the toilet just to end up with smaller, crappier ferries that won’t arrive until 2029.
The original plan was future-proofed. Now, ratepayers in Picton and Wellington are stuck subsidising a “minimum viable” mess. Absolute shambles. https://www.thepost.co.nz/…/cook-strait-ferry-project…
still dosent change the fact the original ferries were far too big and then the original blown out costs wouldve been blown out another bil or 3 by completion.
where dumbfuck willis fucked up was canceling the ferries, surely there was provision to change the plans/size etc. sure if the steel was already booked/made then pay a penalty but we couldve kept the position in build queue.
the irex ferries themselves were the cheap part, its was the port infrastructure and scum kiwi rail extravagance that was the problem.
The original plan was a gold plated extravaganza of green wank. Diamond encrusted temples instead of terminals, needless electric batteries/propulsion over diesel & two massive ferries when we needed more smaller ones to allow for inevitable surveys & breakdowns or Commodore Yvonne taking command after she leaves what’s left of the navy.
The ferries carry poor truck drivers, tightarsed Sounds bach owners & impoverished, bludging two minute noodle overseas tourists who shit on roadsides. Everyone else flies.
That’s the market. Instead Labour went for the most expensive fuck ups that could be imagined. Nose candy replaced nous!
dunno, doubt it. i rekon youll have to catch the school bus.
if you dont like that idea then get out in your man cave and tinker, burt munro? i think had a coal powered car… https://youtu.be/B9v8denLLe0?si=nF98AfPZkIrM68Ll
I see the media and the govt. have lost their minds over oil supplies.
Carless days, reducing flights. Only Air NZ, of course, not the other fella’s.
New Zealand is in a race against time as the war in Iran continues to choke global oil supply.
Ex Chatham Islands Council chief executive Paul Eagle apologises as audit exposes ‘excessive’ spending
An auditor-general’s report into Chatham Islands Council spending has found former chief executive Paul Eagle should not have been in control of a project to upgrade his own accommodation, after costs ballooned by more than $250,000.
So he knew, planned with devious intent, to take what he could
….. Eagle made multiple additions to the project, including expensive kitchenware and electrical work, that suppliers considered to be excessive. …..
….. Quotes and contracts for the work on the property were found to have been created or edited by Eagle, as well as procurement memorandums created by him in 2025 had been backdated to the previous year. …..
History repeats as another raider takes what he can out of the Chatham Islands.
So just a little resignation, so it was ok. ????
To advoid charges or prosecution ????
Move on; find another mark, in this systemically cursed Aaooteeaarooaa. …
So the liberal narrative, of greenstone tikis can continue on its trough feeding ways.
Calling it out is being weighed up; with the defences of culturalism tikanga superiority, and racism.
“Was it really wrong” ???
Hundreds of mutilated dolls have been found dumped about 300m off a track in the middle of a Whangārei reserve.
The eerie sight was set amongst kauri trees in Mackesy Bush Reserve on Mt Parihaka, a maunga with historical significance.
Many of the dolls have had knives, screws, and other sharp objects stabbed through them. Some have been torn apart and rebuilt into sinister-looking creations.
Lloyd’s of London reversed its suspension of tanker insurance in the Strait of Hormuz after President Trump moved on three fronts: the U.S. Development Finance Corporation offered political risk insurance, the Navy was put on notice to protect shipping, and Trump eased sanctions on Russian oil while speaking with President Putin. The episode argues this outflanked Britain—now labeled a “former ally”—and reshaped the strategic landscape, including U.S. urging Israel to halt strikes on Iran’s energy infrastructure to protect stability and preserve Iran’s oil sector for post-war cooperation, while noting the impact on China’s oil flows. It highlights Bloomberg reporting on Mojtaba Khamenei’s London-centered property empire via offshore nodes tied to the City of London, portraying long-running British financial links to Islamist networks. The script contrasts sidelined figures like John Bolton and Mark Carney with Pentagon voices insisting this is not another 2003-style war.
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BBC announcement
From the BBC – Read by #JohnCleese.
ANNOUNCEMENT
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the Blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.”
The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!” “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend”, and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted the use of the final escalation level.
In line with Ed’s last pic above, & with the
BBC – Read by #JohnCleese. ANNOUNCEMENT
The whole aim seems to be to emasculate, weed out the patriachy as the LGBTQ feminist leaders in the Cubs & Scouts have been pushing for this century.
Britains Boy Scouts will “Be Prepared” for the future life in Britain, indeed the world.
The missing part is the softening up 1st phase of LGBTQIA2S+ to earn another one of those badges, like a Pride Badge.
Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat Mar 8
In the UK Boy Scouts
https://nitter.poast.org/BasilTheGreat/status/2030685797314122024
Which way will this type of badge go?
Partaking in a muslim grooming rape gang badge?
Or
“Stop Islamic Rape Gangs” badge.?
Another way of owning the next generation.
Let’s all go to Dunedin (from yesterdays HYS cant remember who posted it) https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/dame-jacinda-ardern-and-grant-robertson-to-reunite-on-stage-at-dunedin-festival/ZXYWQPM5AJFIVHJOHRHELGYQ2E/
The price of eggs is about to skyrocket in Dunedin.
Best stock up now, leave them in the sun so they are “Ripe” when required.
Dont forget to boo and hiss at them, could be an event a flying dildo needs to make an apperance at, bearing mind the fat poof may want to take it home
Buy the non vibrating kind, you don’t want him to enjoy it!
Gee soots, how do you know these things?
You told me!
For a second there I thought you said poo and piss.
C’mon – that’s a lefty thing.
Ardern will also appear at literary events in Wellington on April 15 and Auckland on May 17.
are they still doing those Trans events?
Yer, Helun runs them!
She can’t even pronounce “literary”.
“Book event”, fixed it for her!
Nope – “evend”
Thanks for the advance warning, wonder where they will be.
Will she try to sneak in? Remember cover the back door too!
So the bitch thought she could sneak in did she!
Is she been put up in Queenstown?
This must be some kind of bad joke.
Wonder how much she is been paid?
Don’t forget to picket her house in Sandringham.
Its all over the news about non union teachers getting offered a pay increase via the school boards , this actually hasn’t happened because as we know school boards are actually run by principals who have blocked this move.
Plenty of principles that will if they don’t get beaten up by the union sops.
Wellington CBD earthquake shake risk higher than thought, new research findsThe risk of stronger shaking in parts of Wellington’s CBD after an earthquake may be higher than previously thought, new research suggests.
Research published this month in the New Zealand Journal of Geology and Geophysics indicates the soft sediment basin beneath the city is up to twice as deep and has a steeper edge than thought.
With depths of an estimated 500 metres close to the regional stadium, 200m in much of Thorndon, and 150–200 metres beneath Waitangi Park, next to Te Papa, there’s an increased likelihood earthquake waves will be trapped and amplified – even if the quake is far away, the study found.
Victoria University of Wellington (VUW) researchers worked with colleagues from the United States on the study, which used new gravity and seismic reflection methods to determine the basin’s thickness and geometry.
“It just really highlights the importance of how the Wellington Basin can trap waves, and they can resonate and cause damage,” said lead author Professor Tim Stern from Victoria University.
Researchers discovered the western edge of the basin is defined by a steep, fault-like structure extending from Lambton Quay beneath the railway station, continuing west of the stadium and reaching toward the ferry terminal.
“The surprising thing was that this edge of the basin was in the place that it is,” Stern said.
While many had assumed the edge of the basin fell on the Wellington faultline by Tinakori Hill, it actually fell on the Lambton fault, he said.
The report predicted shaking could be amplified by about three times in a narrow corridor just east of the Lambton fault, rather than uniformly across the CBD.
“Much of the amplification is due to earthquake waves becoming trapped in the basin and resonating, much like waves caught in a swimming pool or bathtub,” said Stern.
Stern said the research had a “historical precedent”, with basin resonance thought to have contributed to sustained shaking in the CBD after the 2016 Kaikōura earthquake, which also caused extensive damage in Wellington city.
“Very distant earthquakes could also produce the same effect of trapping low-frequency waves in the Wellington area and into the Wellington Basin,” Stern told the Herald.
Two earthquakes in 1942 near Masterton also caused severe damage in Wellington, leaving buildings unrepaired and at least 10,000 chimneys damaged.
“What our study highlights is … that distant earthquakes are really important to consider, not just earthquakes on the local faults around Wellington,” Stern said.
The Wellington City Council told the Herald that it, with other organisations, was aware of the sediment basin beneath the central city.
“We will be interested to talk to the VUW team to know more about their findings,” a spokesperson said.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellington/wellington-cbd-earthquake-risk-higher-than-thought-new-research-finds/BTLKZJRBTBHPHN5PRBVVVJGZ3Q/
There are some good graphics in the article.
Why, just why, would you want to build there?
Most of it was under water before 1856.
Can also be found here.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360949923/sedimentary-basin-under-wellington-city-deeper-we-thought-and-could-be-earthquake-amplifier
Seems there is a stockpile of oil in places.
Middle East conflict live updates: Global energy body to release 400 million barrels of oil from reservesIEA says members to release 400 million barrels from oil reserves
The International Energy Agency has said its member countries would unlock 400 million barrels of oil from their reserves to ease the impact of the Middle East war, the biggest such release ever.
“The oil market challenges we are facing are unprecedented in scale, therefore I am very glad that IEA member countries have responded with an emergency collective action of unprecedented size,” IEA Executive Director Fatih Birol said.
The IEA-coordinated release exceeded the 182 million barrels of oil that member countries of the Paris-based global energy body released in 2022 when Russian leader Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine.
“The emergency stocks will be made available to the market over a timeframe that is appropriate to the national circumstances of each member country and will be supplemented by additional emergency measures by some countries,” the IEA said.
The announcement came as leaders of the Group of Seven advanced economies discussed the widespread economic fallout from the US-Israeli war with Iran, now into its second week, at a video conference meeting chaired by French President Emmanuel Macron.
and just for fun.
Iranian minister says country will not play in World Cup
The All Whites look set for a new opening opponent at the Fifa World Cup with Iran planning to boycott the tournament because of the war with US and Israel, it was announced today.
Minister of Sports and Youth Ahmad Donyamali said Iran would not send a team.
“Considering that this corrupt regime has assassinated our leader, under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup,” Donyamali told state television.
“Our children are not safe and, fundamentally, such conditions for participation do not exist.
“Given the malicious actions they have carried out against Iran, they have forced two wars on us over eight or nine months and have killed and martyred thousands of our people.
“Therefore, we certainly cannot have such a presence.”
Greetings from the land of the eternal hurricane. Another night of howling wind and not much rain. A couple of nights of that is enough to drive anyone mad. Supposed to hose down today and then clear, that just means turn around to the west and come back at 50 odd knots. Could be worse, a mate of mine is in that Kubota fishing competition somewhere off Whitianga.
Nah! He’s in the pub telling lies, like the rest of them!
Untouchable: China’s Liaowang-1 spy ship is cruising international waters off Oman right now, vacuuming up real-time data on every U.S. carrier, destroyer, F-35, and radar site in the Middle East—and piping it straight to Iran.
The U.S. sees it. The U.S. knows exactly what it’s doing. And the U.S. can’t lay a finger on it.
Why? Strike a Chinese naval vessel and Beijing enters the war. China boasts the world’s largest navy by hull count. One wrong move turns a regional fight into a global one.
Meanwhile Iran racks up hits that look impossible on paper:
– A $300 million THAAD radar at Jordan’s Muwaffaq Salti Air Base—wiped out early in the conflict.
– Multiple AN/TPY-2 radars crippled, punching holes in regional missile defense.
– Precision strikes on the U.S. Embassy helipad inside Baghdad’s ultra-secure Green Zone.
Blind luck? Hardly. Chinese satellite firm MizarVision openly posts imagery of American positions. Russian feeds supply the same. The Liaowang-1’s massive radar domes and sensors track electromagnetic signatures and movements over thousands of kilometers, erasing any element of surprise for U.S. operations.
Iran isn’t guessing coordinates. It’s getting them fed live from two superpowers while sailing under Beijing’s protection.
China doesn’t need to fire a shot. Just keep the ship on station, and every American asset becomes a sitting target.
The U.S. is bombing Iran. But it’s really playing chess against China—and right now, the board is tilted. Untouchable.
If I was Iran, I would take out the Chinese ship, blame the yanks and suddenly you have your ally back
merica would blame iranian mines…
What if China found out it was Iran that attacked them?
Be too late by then
well usa do the same in for ukraine, or at least they were.
11 Mar 2026
Labour reshuffle: Willow-Jean Prime loses education portfolio
Willow-Jean Prime has lost the education portfolio, but picked up social development, as Labour reshuffles its decks ahead of the election.
Ginny Andersen will take on the education role, making her the third Labour MP to take on the role in just over a year.
Peeni Henare‘s departure from Parliament, along with Adrian Rurawhe earlier this year, has given Labour leader Chris Hipkins an opportunity to change things up.
“These refreshed portfolios ensure our team will hit the ground running when we win the election in November,” Hipkins said.
Willie Jackson, who had taken on the social development role last year, will instead take on Māori Crown Relations.
Speaking to the changes, Hipkins said Prime’s new social development role required “care, empathy, and a strong focus on improving outcomes for New Zealanders,” while Jackson would focus on running a “winning campaign” in the Māori seats.
Prime came under scrutiny last year after not responding to, and then declining, requests from the education minister for a meeting to discuss education reforms, and then criticising the government for not taking a more bipartisan approach.
But Hipkins said that “ancient history” and not the reason for Prime losing the education portfolio.
Hipkins said he still had confidence in her, and his reshuffle was about putting people in the places where he could make best use of their skills.
“Willow has got outstanding contacts in the social sector, she is going to be fighting hard to win Te Tai Tokerau for Labour as well. In the area around social development and employment, I think that’s an area where the government aren’t delivering what they’ve promised, and I think Willow is the right person to hold them to account for that.”
Among the other changes are Damien O’Connor picking up Henare’s defence spokesperson role, Reuben Davidson taking over economic development, and Tangi Utikere becoming the spokesperson for state-owned enterprises.
Ginny Andersen will take on the education portfolio.
Among the other changes are Damien O’Connor picking up Henare’s defence spokesperson role, Reuben Davidson taking over economic development, and Tangi Utikere becoming the spokesperson for state-owned enterprises
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/589257/labour-reshuffle-willow-jean-prime-loses-education-portfolio?fbclid=IwY2xjawQekylleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETE0OWYzQmp6b3FEaEtGZXhmc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHtYIGrO8QOXRqmp38Cko2Qvv3_1sV9fNmWO-ZQlyExAFMFe9ZiG_nf5ml93l_aem_PdB669yimYPWhcovsjDpEA
Rearranging the red and rainbow deck chairs won’f improve their performance.
Will she shuffle off?
So we will be disbanding all defence under o’conner the globalist puppet.
“These refreshed portfolios ensure our team will hit the ground.”
Who cares. It’s like shifting the deck chairs on the Titanic
Hipkins mother has spoken!
She’s a real hottie that Rosemary, I’m not one for gossip but I hear she is the ex of a certain person who posts on here.
Finally, we get the reason chippy is such a useless whimp. Apple/tree etc
It must be raining in Nelson today. No beach bunny around.
If it was, wouldn’t you be under the blankets, too?
Guessing that Luxon been a man of action and a strong leader will be today announcing how to save Watties and protect our crop growers, factory workers and our ability to make our own packaged foods and not rely on more imports
Ya, dreaming mate!
It seems a good opportunity for growers to band together form a cooperative and produce their own product.
Promote it as New Zealand grown and owned and you will be surprised at the support.
In other words get off your arses, stop whinging and just do it.
I’d buy it. NZ grown instead of all this Globalist bullshit of “Product of NZ and other nations”. I don’t want to buy dodgy Chinese products.
Donald Trump is saving the US producers by just that. Locally grown and manufactured instead of outsourcing to cheaper producers.
Talleys will probably move in on the South Island grower’s produce.
Do men have deeply held beliefs about their sense of entitlement?
Is this the reason so many are in the Epstein files?
https://celestemdavis.substack.com/p/epstein-files-patriarchy?utm_source=multiple-personal-recommendations-email&utm_medium=email&triedRedirect=true
And what is the base of patriarchy? Where does the concept of entitlement come from? What bastion of power promotes the belief that women are inferior human beings in the eyes of God?
Could it be the various world religions where the mindwashed worshippers are given their chains? Just perhaps the fault lies in the oppressive patriarchal systems that subjugate women via power mad psychopaths who talk of love & propagate hate.
“The New Testament quotes St Paul (I Timothy 2) as saying that women “must be silent.” Deuteronomy declares that if a woman does not bleed on her wedding night, “the men of her town shall stone her to death.” An Orthodox Jewish prayer thanks God, “who hast not made me a woman.” The Koran stipulates that a woman shall inherit less than a man, and that a woman’s testimony counts for half a man’s.”
https://theelders.org/news/religion-and-women
Then you have the Hindus who burn widows. Religious nuts cite cultural influences but their creeds reduce women to victims.
Sheet the blame home where it belongs. Outdated, conservative bastions of crap of the world’s religious hierarchies.
The Elders – Association of outstanding former statesmen and women, peace activists, human rights activists and prominent intellectuals.
Hahahahaha – Helen Clark is a member.
Course she is. Pointy hat, stirring stick, broomstick, ugly as sin, cackles,
That’s helun to a tee!
In my defence, a broken clock is right twice a day.
Even Helen Clark has to support something grounded in fact occasionally!
Just a bunch of old has beens looking for a grift to get them through their dotage. I bet they don’t work for free.
Too right there, five star all day, door to door!
I see the man in the first picture has an instruction manual for chipkins to follow!
Maybe they should have done one in Braille too, or an older woman to take him in hand!
So a protestant guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. He says, “Oh, my God, so the stories are all true!” St. Peter says, “Yup, they sure are. Why don’t I take you on a tour?”
So they travel around and see the lion lying down with the lamb, the choirs of angels singing, the big table with God at the head and Jesus on the right hand and Mary on his left, the whole 9 yards. They get back to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, “Well, that’s the tour! What do you think?”
He says, “It’s better than I possibly could have imagined! I just have one question.”
“What’s that?”
“There’s that big wall going all the way down from one end of the place to the other. We never went over there. What’s on the other side of the wall?”
St. Peter leans in and whispers behind his hand, “Oh, that’s where we send the Catholics. They think they’re the only ones here!”
Air New Zealand says fuck the passengers, we will cancel umpteen flights,
Cos they don’t want to fly anyway. Walk ya bastards!
I’m at a bit of a loss to understand how their fuel contracts aren’t locked in for about six months out.
Is this an example of bad management? Probably, given they can make a loss when they’re the dominant carrier and absolutely ream customers.
How’s Jetstar going, will they pickup passengers?
A priest booked into a hotel and he asked if the porn channel in his room is disabled. The receptionist replied “Of course it is, tonight you’ll be able to enjoy Mongs in Thongs and Anal Amputees”.
I can’t believe someone down ticked that. You know what that means? Either some weirdo from the Standard or even worse my wife is hanging around here.
I very seldom listen to Mike Hosking, I don’t watch TV or listen to our abysmal radio stations so chocked full of inane adverts, but someone sent me this and it seems Mike is pretty much spot on with this commentary:
https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/mike-hosking-breakfast/opinion/mikes-minute-my-observations-on-the-covid-inquiry/?
Guy Hatchard’s perspective of the Commission’s Report.
From the Hatchard Report.
March 11th 2026 ……. the Commission is suggesting that its report should guide the implementation of new legislation which will set in concrete many of the biggest mistakes of the Covid era including the power to enforce vaccine mandates. ……
….. Without a comparison of the short and long term health outcomes of the vaccinated with the unvaccinated any suggestion of safety is meaningless.
The Commission failed to ask Health NZ to undertake such scientific assessments. …..
[Who is allowed to look at the raw data, & anaylize it? Independent?
One may even figure that there was really no monitoring, and what was done was so botched up?]
……. government readily accepted and passed on to the public misleading figures of 99% efficacy for mRNA Covid vaccines ……..
…… an intentional confidence trick on the part of those companies seeking to sell novel vaccines. ….
……. error became apparent and they knew that the vaccines did not stop transmission, they still enforced vaccine mandates. ….
….. calling for legislation allowing for the imposition of future vaccine mandates and medical interventions at the discretion of the government. …..
…..more or less automatic trigger function to set mandates in motion in the event of a pandemic. ….
….. failed to identify the very high inaccuracy of the mathematical modelling that informed government policy. ….
… modellers reveals faulty methodology and conclusions.
There was a lack of awareness of the findings of scientific publishing …..
Only the approved narrative was to be told, and all else, no matter how creditianalled to be absolutely ignored or be defamed.
…. 2-17-year-olds after two doses of the Pfizer vaccine.” ….. failure of the government to publicly discuss the need to balance risk against efficacy or need.
In other words teenagers [school kids] were in some cases effectively mandated …..
https://hatchardreport.com/the-royal-commission-report-is-a-scientific-and-ethical-failure/
Hatchard has other links on his page back in time, if one wants to know more, the context.
So it would seem the government has won through to retain the powers on the low-down which it first attained.
At some stage it can later build upon, all for the good of the …..
Sell the Crises, Create Urgency, Now, Emergency, New Laws; Use
“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things that you think you could not do before.”― Rahm Emanuel — served as an adviser to US Pres. Bill Clinton (1993–99) before being elected to the US House of Representatives (2003–09) Democrat; Mayor of Chicago, 2011-2019
Hosking pushed the genocide jab.
I can’t understand how he ever got to be popular. Can anyone explain tha?
because the anti vax cookers are a very small minority you muppet.
But we are disproportionately more intelligent, and now, healthier.
It is true that the vast majority of the sheep rolled up their sleeves & demanded the venom. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_vaccination_in_New_Zealand
#. “95.8% of the eligible New Zealand population aged 12+ have received one dose”.
But for some of us the Mad Queen’s fantasy hit the shitter & vaccine hesitancy (aka as survival instincts) kicked in.
Cynicism saves lives!
(Not my downtick. I prefer debate to hurt feelings & anonymous wank)
That 95.8% is pure bullshit. Wikipedia has form in lying in service to the agenda.
“eligible” is the key word. on total population we didnt even get to 80%.
…..”95.8% is pure bullshit”….
Probably. Do you have a more reliable source of statistics at hand? RCR published more creditable info but I can’t locate it.
I say bullshit because my neighbours on one side didn’t, we didn’t, the house backing onto us didn’t, my garage man didn’t and lots of others didn’t either. And that is from a fairly limited group who we interact with.
Can’t wait to see Erica Stanford take Ginny Anderson to pieces. Willow-Jean Prime was just a no-contest.
Willow-J, dumb as a box of rocks. Ginny, just add extra arrogance.
Screaming banshee would be the best way to describe Ginny, she seems to think making more noise is the best way to get your point across. The epitome of an empty vessel.
You notice her. Any publicity is better than none. Even bad publicity does you good.
We witnessing one of the biggest infrastructure cock-ups in NZ history.
National canned the iRex project to save a buck, but now we’re looking at a $167m blowout and key port deals aren’t even signed. We’ve flushed $671m in cancellation fees down the toilet just to end up with smaller, crappier ferries that won’t arrive until 2029.
The original plan was future-proofed. Now, ratepayers in Picton and Wellington are stuck subsidising a “minimum viable” mess. Absolute shambles.
https://www.thepost.co.nz/…/cook-strait-ferry-project…
still dosent change the fact the original ferries were far too big and then the original blown out costs wouldve been blown out another bil or 3 by completion.
where dumbfuck willis fucked up was canceling the ferries, surely there was provision to change the plans/size etc. sure if the steel was already booked/made then pay a penalty but we couldve kept the position in build queue.
the irex ferries themselves were the cheap part, its was the port infrastructure and scum kiwi rail extravagance that was the problem.
The original plan was a gold plated extravaganza of green wank. Diamond encrusted temples instead of terminals, needless electric batteries/propulsion over diesel & two massive ferries when we needed more smaller ones to allow for inevitable surveys & breakdowns or Commodore Yvonne taking command after she leaves what’s left of the navy.
The ferries carry poor truck drivers, tightarsed Sounds bach owners & impoverished, bludging two minute noodle overseas tourists who shit on roadsides. Everyone else flies.
That’s the market. Instead Labour went for the most expensive fuck ups that could be imagined. Nose candy replaced nous!
You have far too high an opinion of yourself and a very low opinion of your fellow travellers in this world.
No wonder you are a director of so many successful enterprises.
Sociopaths.
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Oops, that comment was meant for the 💩 leadership of mandates and lockdowns.
carless days… thatll be an election winner for the nats/////
guess they might pickup a few green votes
Excellent idea. But will the school pay me as there is no fucking way I can get to school without a car???
dunno, doubt it. i rekon youll have to catch the school bus.
if you dont like that idea then get out in your man cave and tinker, burt munro? i think had a coal powered car…
https://youtu.be/B9v8denLLe0?si=nF98AfPZkIrM68Ll
https://youtu.be/OWdpmmFadfE?si=IKpmHsc4PgR2KgfD
Well remember the hideous time getting to work on Wednesdays last time. I hate relying on other people as they invariably let you down.
Good job SB – SOONER THE BETTTER.
We have already decided to keep the old car so carless away.
They’re desperate enough to try anything.
Do you think national will run carless days will run better than labors covid?
we could start putting teddy in the window again and all start walking 25 times a day.
school attendance will plumet as theres no way for precious petals living 800m away to get to school if mummy dosent drop them at the front gate!
I see the media and the govt. have lost their minds over oil supplies.
Carless days, reducing flights. Only Air NZ, of course, not the other fella’s.
New Zealand is in a race against time as the war in Iran continues to choke global oil supply.
There’s a poll for ya.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/money/360950093/43-days-and-counting-new-zealands-race-against-time-amid-oil-supply-chokehold
another Labour spender.
Ex Chatham Islands Council chief executive Paul Eagle apologises as audit exposes ‘excessive’ spending
An auditor-general’s report into Chatham Islands Council spending has found former chief executive Paul Eagle should not have been in control of a project to upgrade his own accommodation, after costs ballooned by more than $250,000.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360950347/ex-chatham-islands-council-chief-executive-paul-eagle-apologises-audit-exposes-excessive-spending
So he knew, planned with devious intent, to take what he could
….. Eagle made multiple additions to the project, including expensive kitchenware and electrical work, that suppliers considered to be excessive. …..
….. Quotes and contracts for the work on the property were found to have been created or edited by Eagle, as well as procurement memorandums created by him in 2025 had been backdated to the previous year. …..
History repeats as another raider takes what he can out of the Chatham Islands.
So just a little resignation, so it was ok. ????
To advoid charges or prosecution ????
Move on; find another mark, in this systemically cursed Aaooteeaarooaa. …
So the liberal narrative, of greenstone tikis can continue on its trough feeding ways.
Calling it out is being weighed up; with the defences of culturalism tikanga superiority, and racism.
“Was it really wrong” ???
but still has a job???
Typical Labor member who looks as though he might have a large percentage of Maori.
Tarquin has some investigating to do.
Hundreds of mutilated dolls have been found dumped about 300m off a track in the middle of a Whangārei reserve.
The eerie sight was set amongst kauri trees in Mackesy Bush Reserve on Mt Parihaka, a maunga with historical significance.
Many of the dolls have had knives, screws, and other sharp objects stabbed through them. Some have been torn apart and rebuilt into sinister-looking creations.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360949797/hundreds-mutilated-dolls-found-deep-whangarei-bush
now we can see how Ts targeting has been so inaccurate.
but seriously wtf, i wonder what derranged leftist they belong too? gotta be a tranny green voter for sure
A contribution to the Modi sky fairies associated with the Kodi dieback?
Beats whale music at taxpayers expense
Top day at the beach today. I know you always like to know, Mr Viking. Topppp Day.
I get it. You were there with the TOP TWINS. Bless your little heart.
They need all the support they can get.
One is quite sick.
Hang on, they might be heluns reject!
Mark Mitchell is a tiger for punishment. Three unsuccessful marriages & he’s at it again.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360950195/national-mp-mark-mitchell-marry-fourth-time
Been with that Lady for quite a while.
looks like he must be luxons chief advisor on how to build a good relationship with kiwi voters… and reality
Still doesn’t beat chippy not knowing what a woman is
🎶 Imagine there are no women, it’s easy if you try…🎶
(apologies to John Lennon)
I heard that he quite liked women but they weren’t like the real thing.
Wiping out tribe no barrier to the woke brigade 💩
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk79ADNnJ0Y
Inconvenient History Of Moriori & Why Liberal Narrative Ignores Them
Moriori leader Maui Solomon on the “inconvenient history” that is the Moriori people and why the liberal narrative ignores them.
This continues on “The Platform”
Inconvenient History Of Moriori & Why Liberal Narrative Ignores Them
https://theplatform.kiwi/podcasts/episode/inconvenient-history-of-moriori-why-liberal-narrative-ignores-them
Slide along to circa 5 minutes to continue from where it left off.
Total 35 minutes : 12th March, 2025 : The Platform : Michael Laws :
Guaranteed this was an over reaction….
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/589402/christchurch-residents-told-to-evacuate-after-high-risk-explosive-found
Probably a bag of fire crackers. Happy to be proved wrong….
Great speech… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WkZ1W2ocw
Thanks rol,
U.S. Senator John Kennedy, always expresses things very well, with great turns of phrases, right on target.
Lets hope it a becomes clearer & sorted in within the next 2 months.
Lloyd’s of London reversed its suspension of tanker insurance in the Strait of Hormuz after President Trump moved on three fronts: the U.S. Development Finance Corporation offered political risk insurance, the Navy was put on notice to protect shipping, and Trump eased sanctions on Russian oil while speaking with President Putin. The episode argues this outflanked Britain—now labeled a “former ally”—and reshaped the strategic landscape, including U.S. urging Israel to halt strikes on Iran’s energy infrastructure to protect stability and preserve Iran’s oil sector for post-war cooperation, while noting the impact on China’s oil flows. It highlights Bloomberg reporting on Mojtaba Khamenei’s London-centered property empire via offshore nodes tied to the City of London, portraying long-running British financial links to Islamist networks. The script contrasts sidelined figures like John Bolton and Mark Carney with Pentagon voices insisting this is not another 2003-style war.
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