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Yep, that’s me. Just finished an hour in the home gym; now off for an hour’s leisurely jog up the hill.
You talk shit, Hunty. Ya hungover from last night’s binge, ya go no pants on, and someone’s taken a dump in ya wardrobe…
I’ll walk to the gym later this morning, then do a light workout and 10 minutes on the rowing machine. I need to lose 2 kg. The leather in old motorcycle suits tends to shrink around the stomach area…
If the roads dry out, I will cycle around Tamaki Drive (being overtaken by younger MAMILs* on their $2,500 bicycles).
*Middle Aged Men In Lycra
Check for an old fart in a straw hat walking Tamaki drive. I’ll take you for a coffee.
Sorry about the wardrobe Mike, I’ll see myself out.
Hat, coat, hidden camera. Closet peeping tom.
dang, well thats literally a party pooper isnt it.
i see the corrupt orange retard just made some of his family and mates millions again, no doubt they got the heads up memo to buy hyperliquid. aint no other reason he would specifically mention it except for financial gain for his buddies and probably himself.
the most financially corrupt potus in history, why do you lot that complained about nancy pelosi insider trading ignore the cunts far worse abuse of it???
“whoop whoop TDS TDS” 🚓🚨🚨
pointing out blatantly corrupt behaviour isnt tds.
low iq retards yelling “tds” at facts is just desperate copium.
Unlike your new best friend Pelosi and her corrupt mates, at least this is out in the open, and people can make their own choices about their participation.
oh, so open corruption and blatantly obvious insider trading is ok?
i must have missed that memo ////
youre a dumb fuck, the bets are already placed BEFORE trump makes those announcements, then gullable dumb fucks pump it while trumps mates cash in.
its the very same reason why trump has declared 40 different hormuz openings and peace deals cuz everytime he does so him and his mates get richer.
To your super intelligence, we are all dumb fucks so why don’t you just piss off with your constant well-developed knowledge and intelligence and join your mate Bradbury? Because that’s the level you appear to be.
You are so brilliant that you spend your day driving a fucking tractor. If that’s the best you can do, you have a long way to go.
The question is
Why aren’t you rich?
You know so much more than the rest of us.
Come back and tell us when you are.
Meanwhile, take your horrible, nasty attitude and fuck off back to your cab.
Jaysus. Vikey brought out the flamethrower!! 😂👏
hilarious, whats rich gotta do with anything??? fyi im alot better off then most my age around here cuz im not a fucking moron with my money or go into debt for dumb shit.
id wager a bet that my tractor driving earns a fuck load more then what you pay your staff, are you saying your staff are even worse than me and have an even longer way to go??? how insulting, what a shit employer!
i love how you have no counter argument to the obvious facts of trumps blatant corruption and the mental gymnastics to justify it is too much for your lil brain so you have a big rant about me instead. typical maga cocksucker mentality, its no better then what dumb leftards do.
anyways have a good day vikey 🙂 im sure ill find a few more ways to wind you up today
Morning all, off to decimate the fish population this morning. Going out deep off Ocean Beach – nothing in close at this time of the year.
Don’t shit in the water, ya filthy hua
They grow big on it around Wellington.
Are you surprised with the burly been pumped out!
lucky for some, stupid boys boat is stuck in the shed while the sea is poo down here.
good luck, dont let that tangaroa cunt keep all the fish!
1975 Glasscraft 1300 with gungy fibreglass problem and a 70 hp dispirin on the back (Evinrude for those not from the boating frat)
maybe your sweet boat?
got me a nice alloy frewza f16, 70hp yammy 4 stroke. all brand spanker when i got it a few years ago 🙂 wished i had of got bit bigger now tho but i refused to tick up anything (still refuse to tick anything) so had a budget to stick to.
I had a Glasscraft 1500 running a 400 Chev/3-stage Colorado unit. Now that was fun, rocking up and down the Waimak River until ya took a wrong turn and ended up in the shingle. By fuk they were heavy.
i always wanted a jetboat but those things are thirsty as fuck. old boss had a mean one, we ended up on the shingle bout 80m from water ffs… loooong push back to the river, absolutely roots ya
Yep my mate Rodney Pohio was a jet sprint champion, and he got me into them. A lot of fun but as ya say farkin thirsty.
You know those camera cars. They collect more than parking info. A court challenge is on the way.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/motorist-takes-auckland-transport-to-court-over-mobile-camera-footage-and-85-parking-fines/YS3BGDBCYJCDNPSAX6UUNYF5TA/
Poseidons kiss
https://x.com/indianagpa/status/2090839023023473057?s=46
esp in america, wtf is up with the duckpond for a toilet?
then theres the weird dutch and their poo shelf dunny so they can look at their poo trophy before they flush…. fucking weirdos
and what about the dubai porta potty…. oh, wait….. thats huntys area of expertise
huh. Dutch poo shelf? What dat?
glad you knew what a dubai porta potty was as Ed wouldnt like me posting that here.
but this is a dutch dunny with a poo shelf, they liked to inspect their turds. think theyre going to more normal toilets now.
I reckon that viewing outcomes may be a more popular pastime than many of us think. Most of us on this forum will recall the days when employment on a council works department, a railways work gang or similar meant a job for life & a fairly easy one at that.
Our local catchment board wasn’t an exception & a more workshy pack of no hopers would have been hard to find. One “employee” used to disappear complete with his copy of the local paper at precisely the same time every morning citing his desperate need for his morning crap.
One of the newer guys followed him one time & as the fruit of the bludger’s endeavours was curling downward he silently caught it on his shovel & withdrew. The old hand turned to inspect the results & …..nothing!
As the story was told he nearly missed morning smoko wandering around the area trying to locate the phantom turd. 🙂
You lived a sheltered live.
It could be like looking in a mirror.
For some to see if there is something irregular, & for others to confirm that everything is ship-shape, before launching it into deeper waters.
Then some figure if they need more practice to become professional Canadian Log walkers.
About the next royal family.
\\https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/meghan-set-to-star-in-guy-ritchie-netflix-series/S6EQ5G2SIVDTHAYUTMMXLTGDQU/
Are police rewards genuine?
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361023067/secret-tipster-cracked-hit-job-killing-so-why-did-they-only-get-part-100k-reward
And the POO LICE wonder why public trust continues to fall.
Why the catholics want to overrule Russia.
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1415873517402371&set=pcb.1415874014068988
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them “It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.”
“Vot do you mean it’s illegal?” asks the German driver.
“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.
“Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile” the German says unbelievingly. “Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons”
“You canta pulla thata one on me!” replies the Italian customs officer. “Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking tha law.”
The German driver replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!”
“Sorry” responds the Italian officer, “He can’ta come. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDtSsTfbUkA
New Zealand’s shocking ‘Trust Me Bro’ political party.
THE ANGLO SAXON
“Lanyard wearing technocrats”
“Incoherent claims don’t adhere to the Opp’s Party constitution”.
He should have added “rainbow” to “lanyard wearing technocrats.”
Virtue-signalling arseholes make me sick.
I went for a cycle around Tamaki Drive, but I didn’t see any gentlemen in straw hats.
Up the road to the Michael J. Savage Memorial, I saw a line of chubby pre-diabetic Polynesian boy racers, with boom boxes and Samoan flags on their car roofs.
It is reported that English flags in the UK are “right wing,” so would a bunch of New Zealanders of Samoan extraction flying Samoan flags be “right wing”? Certainly nationalistic (for Samoa) at the very least. Maybe they are trying to intimidate any Tongans? I don’t know.
What is it with 3rd-generation NZ-Islanders and the flags of their grandparents’ nations?
Sorry mate, didn’t walk today. Be there tomorrow and most of the week.
If Labour gets to negotiate coalition talks: they believe they are the largest party so get to veto any policy from other negotiation teams. Tell Chloe that 🤣
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rowMZvHb3zE
Labour rules out tax policies from potential coalition
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I don’t know why they let Ginny out in public.
“Media Insider: Mihingarangi Forbes signs off as RNZ Saturday Morning co-host with immediate effect.
Caught off guard? RNZ says its Saturday Morning co-host decided today would be her last day after sources revealed a meeting yesterday afternoon, at which she was given official notice.”
Oh dear how sad never mind. Miss you already, Joanna.
Goodfekking riddance
But, but who will be left to bring the news of the sorely oppressed Tangata Whenua to the airwaves? Will Red Radio survive? What of the principles of UNDRIP?
Oh, the humanity!
Gay and dumb. Try Gaza next 🤡
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xm0xrI0YWyc
LGBTQ cruise gets wake up call on Islamic culture
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