I have exciting news – have discovered that I have a relation who is standing for Parliament this election.
Well the relation is a second cousin once removed who I have never met.
Actually the candidate is the spouse of this second cousin once removed who I have never met.
Funnily enough she is standing for the ……….Green Party…….which fills me with great excitement.
I will be able to recognise her reasonably easy should I ever happen to accidentally meet her – she has a bar code on for identification purposes.
G string. LMFAO!!
I have exciting news – have discovered that I have a relation who is standing for Parliament this election.
Well the relation is a second cousin once removed who I have never met.
Actually the candidate is the spouse of this second cousin once removed who I have never met.
Funnily enough she is standing for the ……….Green Party…….which fills me with great excitement.
I will be able to recognise her reasonably easy should I ever happen to accidentally meet her – she has a bar code on for identification purposes.
Whoops – moved to general – it’s not a made up joke.