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A woman had a pet snake that she loved very much. The snake was about 7 ft long and one day it just stopped eating. After several weeks of trying everything the lady still couldn’t get the snake to eat. The woman took the snake to the vet and explained her situation.

The vet replies “I see ..has your snake been sleeping with you at night or snuggling real close and stretching himself out?”

The woman said “Yes. Everyday and it makes me so sad that I can’t help him feel better.”

The vet says to the lady “Ma’am your snake is not sick. It has been preparing to eat you. He’s been sizing you up everyday so he knows how big he has to be. He’s not eating so he has enough room to digest you.

Moral of the Story: Recognize the snakes around you. Everyone’s intentions aren’t pure. Just because they seem close to you, doesn’t mean their intentions aren’t to devour you. Some people aren’t PRAYING for you they’re PREYING on you!!

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  1. I’ve met a few cold hearted and resentful snakes on my journey through life. Looking back they were all of the lefty persuasion. I obviously didn’t know the secret handshake! 😕

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  2. Me too to be honest, I didn’t pick it till they made their move. I definitely did not know their secret handshake either, looking back it was rather easy to pick them though. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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  3. Trump’s campaign poem.
    Sort of hints he knows about islam, or knows about the problems and pressures about immigration.

    On her way to work one morning
    Down the path alongside the lake
    A tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake
    His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
    “Oh well,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
    “Take me in oh tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven’s sake
    Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake

    She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
    And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
    Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
    She found that pretty snake she’d taken in had been revived
    “Take me in, oh tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven’s sake
    Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake

    Now she clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
    “But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
    Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
    But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
    “Take me in, oh tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven’s sake
    Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake

    “I saved you,” cried that woman
    “And you’ve bit me even, why?
    You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”

    “Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
    “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
    “Take me in, oh tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven’s sake
    Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake

    source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/a/alwilsonlyrics/thesnakelyrics.html

    Will take a few years yet to see what he really meant, and understood, but at this stage, it seems to be placing the citizens of USA first, to get sorted.
    As it should be.

    Even then, how much can you trust Trump?
    So always keep observing, and thinking.

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  4. A relation living in Queensland has a python living in the roof space of their house. Although he likes the idea of no mice or rats living in the house I prefer them to a bloody big snake.

    Apparently this is quite common over there. At least it’s not a venomous brown snake their neighbour found under their washing machine.

    They call Aussie the lucky country – why !!!!

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