A naked lady hailed a taxi. She got into the taxi. The taxi driver looked her up and down.
Lady: Have you never seen a naked woman before?
Taxi driver: I have.
Lady: Then, why are you looking me up and down for so long? Can we get moving, please.
Taxi driver: But, I have yet to see any evidence that you have money on you.
- Focus on your business.
- Know distractions when you see them.
That and the expense of cleaning the seats afterwards with naked buttocks and back ruining not only the fabric but will also be unhygienic for the next passenger.
I would be inclined to not handle any money she produced too.
Where was it carried?
I know they make a purse from a sows ear, but her purse?
She has got an even suntan!
You’re being distracted Sooty! ?
Perhaps she was planning to barter? I guess it would depend on how far she was wanting to go?