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The way we all feel about this useless government
Hamilton
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“Those Clintons should be in jail”
“I’ve seen more “stone cold losers” than I care to remember during my time on the throne”
You’ll never believe how much of a bumbling fool Obama was on his state visit. He gave his speech while the band was playing the National Anthem!
Fuck the media, they always twist the truth. I am very fond of Scotland.
I did love having that nice PM John Key, wife and family staying at the bach for the weekend!
He did bring a lovely crate of piss with him!
“Yes you are correct Mr President. I am taller than the Mayor of London”
OOF
“And then Obama said ‘Ooga Booga bix boods Muh Dick'”
Oops should be “bix noods”
Would you like to meet Prince Phillip? I am sure he could advise you on how to get out of awkward situations.
“Should I send Corbyn to the Tower?”
That silly little girl from New Zealand is not coming to the 75 anniversary of D-Day celebrations
She’s not getting an invite to the White House either. Like I told your London Mayor, I won’t bother with those who are just downright rude to me.
I actually do wonder why not, our GG was there, didn’t Jacinda get an invite, that would be extra ordinary, did she chose not to go because it was a state banquet for Trump and she didn’t get one? What possible reason, when she is usually so happy to pop overseas, was there for not going? The budget was over.
Honestly Liz, Mel is a doll but she is SO thick….
…” and her only job ever was in a fish and chip shop” !!!
No I only let that one go tonight.
NO MORE POSTING OF PICTURES.
“I’m so grateful that you managed to keep Megan AND Corbyn away from this dinner, you should come every Sunday to help my digestion”
These cookies that frightful woman from wherever and her hillbilly handbag left behind are frightfully good, aren’t they Donny?
“OMG Donald youve got cold hands”
“Get RID of Corbyn-permanently!” “With pleasure Your Majesty!”
HRHthe Queen said, “Thank you for all the help you gave us to get rid of nasty Hitler. We could not have done it without you!”