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Simon and Cindy are in a bar at the airport. Simon leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “I must say it’s most unusual, but the media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Cindy: “You mean when my police minister got up in parliament and said police had NOT given instruction to the RSA about how and where they could hold their ANZAC day functions?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when Winston did a u turn and wouldn’t allow us to have the CGT?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when before the election we promised to appoint 1800 new cops, and now we say that was only an aspirational target that we will someday strive toward filling?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when I said NZ was unified behind the nuclear free ban, when It wasn’t?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when I said that when I first came into parliament, a select committee was established to look at the science of climate change?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when we recently claimed we were on track to create 10,000 new jobs, when it turns out to be a massive exaggeration?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it!“ You mean when I lied ??”
Simon: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”


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