The Waterton Daily Chronicle
In an act of pure selflessness rarely seen from Cindy, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has today decided to at least try to pretend that she cares who wins the September election with the announcement that she will turn up to the memorial service in a burqa, in a move that she is trying to convince people is actually a “show of solidarity with muslim women everywhere”.
“We ran a working group to find out what the muslim community wanted us to do to remember the events of last year. Despite the muslim community in Christchurch wanting nothing to do with large crowds gathered at high profile events, the working group, which consisted of me, Clarke, Neve and my mum, decided that the best thing to do was for me to don the burqa as the ultimate display of what it takes to really hammer home the power of women in society.” explained our caretaker Prime Minister.
Jacinda went on to explain to The Waterton Daily Chronicle that basically she’s just kinda hoping sort of that the strategy helps her win some votes in the upcoming election.
“But it’s all good if it doesn’t work eh. I’m sure I’ll survive in my free Manhattan apartment. And it’ll be a relief to not have to worry about what the pesky proletariat wants. No such thing as a popular vote at the UN!” she explained, with a slightly concerning chuckle.
Actually would not surprise me if she did that at all. She will do anything to retain the $500.000 pa she gets for shaking her head frowning and smile and hugging salary. Don’t know that winestone will get in after the election thought so it might be a bit difficult for her.
How will know it is her, she could send a long the tea lady or a plod dressed up!
Because not even a Burka will ” Hide her lyin eyes” acknowledgement to The Eagles.
Cindy in a fill burka.
Well that would be nice. Wouldn’t be able to see her frowny face, big teeth and tilting head.
We could paint her eyes on. That would be nice
Socialist Cindy believes she has hit on a cunning plan… If the proletariat can’t see her lips moving we won’t be able be tell she is lying. 🤥
WG ,actually ardern has been talking so no one can see her teeth with her hand in front of them until a specialist sorted out her lifelong “panic attacks” (remember) about 2 years ago.
This is factual,she said herself that she suffered from “chronic anxiety”and “didn’t want the job”, god help us we have a frickin PM that didn’t even want to be top dog .
Socialist Cindy in full burqa !~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uMrUCyRpwo
A full burqa ,that’ll make a change from her usual garb just lately, a full Boeing 757 in full airforce dress at $25.000 an hour for her and her small family ,FFS.
This is nothing more than a heartless and cynical celebration of how caring Ardern pretends to be.
Muslims want none of this and find her dressing up as a muslima disrespectful.
Kea ,seriously be careful with that word Bo-b it will alert plod and you may get an unwelcome visit Sunday morning from fully gunned up rambo’s and I’m not joking…
Oh I know. Anyone unsympathetic to the regime is a target.
However, I genuinely believe the event could be targeted and not by “white supremacists” either. There is the outstanding matter of revenge….
Wouldn’t matter who did it & that is if it happened. NZ society would be fucked with tit for tat actions for the next century. In any case it would be blamed on “white supremacists”.
That’s the way they’ve written the script.
Yes just as they lied about Tarrant’s political leanings and beliefs.
We were told the Sri Lanka massacre was payback, but I’m not convinced.
“You went full burqa! Never go full burqa!”
(Stolen from a movie somewhere…)
A nasty dangerous POS who will do anything to remain in power.
She certainly fucked King & Little.
Remember her high school ambition was to be Prime Minister.
You have been warned.