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Cindy issues a fatwa

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Dear supreme socialist leader Cindy has ordered us not to share memes about the dangers of alcohol during this lock down.  Send me your memes and we can have a laugh at her expense

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    • Bucks fizz (orange juice and champagne) would work beautifully or slosh orange juice with a little fruity sauvignon blanc over your museli. 😉

      Then for the good of the NZ pork industry eat bacon. 😍

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    • There is no such thing. Get rid of the muesli and get a case of champagne. Should last about two days.

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    • Goodness, I’ve never encountered anyone who has wine with their breakfast… but it seems to be a thing..
      https://winefolly.com/wine-pairing/wine-for-breakfast/

      Of course, I didn’t grow up with wine….

      The father and step-mother were pretty heavy drinkers… usually not before 11am tho’.

      Once one of my alcoholic uncles came to stay overnight with them, and in the morning step-ma knocked on Uncle Colin’s bedroom door and asked if he’d like a drink. He replied yes…
      Next thing my father knows is that his distraught brother-in-law is demanding to know why he has been delivered a cup of tea when he was promised a drink.

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  1. Total control freaks that also look to control speech & expression so that their powers can never be questioned.

    The Prohibitionists never consider the inconvenient consequences.

    The rise of gangs, mafia, around prohibition that then have the power base to metastasize into other areas, to ‘laundrize’ the money.

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    • The Kiwi version of conservative control freaks have never worried that criminalising marijuana has promoted “gangs or mafia” to handle distribution.

      Why would they worry about the same with alcohol?

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  2. Yep watch for bottle stores getting busted open.
    The gangs will be voting Jacinda.
    A new source of revenue for them

    Stupid bitch.

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  3. I was telling my wife about this earlier. She is an ex teacher. She said there has been few around saying –” To all those parents who thought they knew more about education than their kid’s teachers, this is payback !”

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    • Au contraire
      It has become spectacularly clear how much of the school day is completely wasted and I won’t be rushing to send Junior back to school.
      What’s more, it is normal practice for the day’s tasks to be posted for students to pick up and complete.
      Situation normal. Students work remotely resulting in no contact time.
      I wouldn’t be so harsh if teachers hadn’t disappeared home on full pay, expecting to be feted as superstars.
      Time for them to sit down, shut up and let the healthcare workers and check-out operators have the limelight.

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  4. So I had a Gin and tonic after working outside building a carport. Then about 2 glasses of red wine with dinner. I’ll have an Irish coffee a bit later after ranting about how much I hate this fucking government. And then I’ll spend a few hours searching the internet for as many alcohol themed memes I can find to share with as many people as I possibly can. Fuck you, Jacinda. Fuck you, Labour Party. (Ahh, I feel so much better now…. )

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