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Cindy’s “Fairydust” Gone?

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The Waterton Chronicle

New Zealanders are inexplicably not impressed with Jacinda spending the last two years gallivanting around the world telling everyone how great she is while her squad of Inepitcons allegedly “run” the country.

Although she refuses to talk about it, preferring to focus on more important things like appearing for 3.4 seconds on the Late Show, and the barely legal-sized snapper that First Dad Clarke caught yesterday, people are losing patience. 

Speaking from a Beijing palace, where she is attending a “Propaganda & Censorship” seminar with good mate and self-appointed communist dictator Xi Jinping, Ardern said there was nothing to worry about. 

“Look, I reject whatever the people think or say” she said, alarmingly for all of us. 

“Frankly, if the All Blacks had done their one job those idiots back in New Zealand wouldn’t even be thinking about all the promises we haven’t managed to get around to doing”. 

“It’s all good though, I’m sure our Women’s T20 team will do their bloody jobs and take everyone’s minds off silly things like houses, infrastructure, and hospitals”. 

“If not, we’ll probably just make up some stuff about the opposition” she added, gaining an enthusiastic nod of approval from President Xi next to her. 

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    • Don’t worry she will fix it all, just like she has done here in NZ. She thinks she is the B all and end all of all she surveys. I wonder what it will take to make her realise she is in fact hopeless incompetent and of low level intelligence, we are such a small country and are of such insignificance in the world, nothing she says is of any matter at all to the world at large.

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  1. Shes gonna meet some tough leaders who won’t take any shit from her and will put her in her place.
    Duterte, President Xi, Modi, etc etc

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    • Wrong. I doubt they will waste their time. These leaders have a vastly more experienced intelligence service who will have painted her as a “show pony” with zero talent. They will laugh and nod then ignore her completely. She will be consigned to the greta file.

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  2. I read where they all pushing for the grand Trade Deal (supposedly would be the biggest in the world , however they measure that).

    It is this that I use when I have had debates about Brexit with those that would be in the Remain camp if they were Poms. I say imagine if a big trade deal was done with the ASEAN group of countries and then several years laters a HO for the group was setup in say Jakarta employing bureaucrats from in the group. Then over the years it morphed into a quasi political organisation with many of the laws and regulations for the group being legally and automatically applied in NZ without us having any say. Would you be happy with that, because that is exactly what happened in the EU ?
    I usually just get blank stares.

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    • Could happen! If you had suggested that 4-5 years ago I would have scoffed at the outrageous suggestion but the world has proven anything is likely these days. The left just need an agenda and a good line in propaganda…

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    • I think you are way off track here Ross.12.
      I know what you are getting at.
      But the RCEP countries are just too big and powerful and with entirely different philosophies and cultures that there will never be any sort of union other than trade.
      With the TPP, maybe, but once again you have got widely different nations eg the Latin ones and the Asian ones.
      RCEP is going to be just a low grade trade deal.
      Bot a high grade(sic) one like the TPP.

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      • I agree DN –it is highly unlikely it would happen because of what you say –different philosophies and cultures but I just use the analogy to help explain what happened in the EU.

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    • It is something that the likes of the British when joining the EU had, forcing the meat industry in NZ to a costly compliance.

      required the inspectors who worked with meat workers on the slaughter chain to inspect the heads of all sheep to look for signs of disease.

      Dr McKenzie knew this was unnecessary because there were no signs of disease on a head that couldn’t already be seen in the normal inspection of the carcass, but it was demanded by Britain as a requirement of accepting our exports.

      The head had to be skinned, adding huge cost to sheep processing. Three or four extra butchers had to be employed on each chain, as well as one extra meat inspector.
      http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/3832849/Foods-relatively-ordinary-rulebreaker

      It always starts with an easy thin edge of the wedge, gaining compliance and change, and then changes to human rights, immigration, to eventual full law changes in other different fields.

      Same as halal certification, that in fees that seem small, finances the spread of islam.
      It also spreads across to other totally unrelated industries.

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    • Neither had any to begin with. I’ve known of “what’s in it for wynston” for 30 plus years and the only reputation he has had among his colleagues is that he is a fucking nasty crook. He has little regard for anyone other than himself. Even his family comes second plus he has a couple of predilections that get well concealed by the media.

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    • That’s’ what you and I hope.
      But the truth is that she is still very high the Prefferred PM polls.
      Don’t celebrate until it gets down to the late teens level ie 19%

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  3. Hey Ed
    This page (and today’s “Have Your Say”) do not appear on my front page. Only managed to reach them by clicking “next post” a couple of times!

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    • Me to. YSB shows x number of comments, then I need to F5 about 3 times to get it to the real level. And this page.
      I’m not clearing my cache for anyone!

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      • You can clear your cache just make sure you take the tick off the things you don’t want cleared. Its not hard.

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        • I’m still not doing it.
          How often would I have to do it.
          Why don’t they design the blog software around the fact that everyone has cookies and caches.
          Antoher blog I visit (KB) never has these problems for me.
          And did my girlfriend tell you how hard it was? She should know.

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