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Bryan Firebrand:

As New Zealanders struggle to work out why we bothered staying at home and/or queue for hours for toilet paper and noodles for five weeks if the government is just going to let randoms infected with COVID-19 turn up and tiki tour around the North Island anyway, El Presidente Jacinda Ardern has explained what we all suspected.

“Yeah. Look. That totally wasn’t my fault, cos it’s not good news.” Jacinda told The Waterton Chronicle with a giant grinwhen asked how these two tourists managed to fit in a sight-seeing adventure between being released early from quarantine and attending the funeral they were here to attend.

“The whole situation is not going to make me look good, so I’m not responsible. It was definitely someone else’s fault, probably Ashley’s (former golden boy, Director General of Health, Ashley Bloomfield).” added our glorious ‘leader’.

“And if Ashley won’t take the blame, we’ll just pin it on the poor bastard who let them out of the hotel in the first place.” she added, with a chuckle.

El Presidente Jacinda then explained that she’d much rather talk about how she hugged people after the Christchurch massacre, single handedly beat the White Island volcano into submission after it erupted, and personally went around, on horseback would you believe, killing every last individual coronavirus in the land.

“Oh yeah, that was all me. I did that.” she said enthusiastically.

“But the virus is back because your government let it back in?” this reporter queried.

“Hmm. Look Bryan, we covered this already. That’s not good news, and it will make me look bad, so I’m not responsible. How difficult is this to understand?”

“Fair enough I suppose. Onto the whole Ihumatao illegal land occupation-turned-taxpayer-funded-takeover then. I tried to ask you about it at the site the other day, but you sped off when you saw me..” this reporter queried.

“Oh fxxk off Bryan.” Jacinda explained, before exiting in a hurry, again.

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  1. Stupid boy Clark is from the same mould. Do labour run classes or are they just naturally narcissistic and stupid?

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    • No! They pick them especially!
      Stupid Boy is not alone. There is a large clutch of them in labour.
      The Duck, Phail Phill, Gallop Away, Basher and Dasher to name but a few!
      Never forget Deviat, as well!

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      • Bloomfield’s income, that money buys a lot of things, and whatever else he is prepared to sell of himself.
        Mortgages to be paid?
        Top car? MacMansion? Life style? Holidays? Wife, children’s schooling?
        Has he ever had a hard time, ever had to struggle?

        What price is his soul? his integrity.

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        • Ash Bloomfield would be a complete stranger to Struggle Street but he has worked to get where he’s at. He’s made all the right moves from dux of a prestigious school, he married well & even though he’s a religious nut he seems well grounded. I doubt that he’ll face destitution if he told Labour to get fucked.

          In April the Herald ran an interesting article covering his background:

          https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12324032

          He certainly didn’t deserve the treatment he received from the lying piece of shit promoted out of his depth to be Minister of Health.

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          • My view is Dr Ashley Bloomfield has done well despite the useless Minister of Health. The failures of this government, and particularly the absent Health Minister are many and those with such a level on non performance should carefully consider before criticising anyone else.

            The public dump on Dr Bloomfield by Clark illustrated what an unprincipled plonker Clark is. Not worth the salary and expenses being paid to him.

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  2. By an accident of birth she missed her true calling. The rough & tumble of politics is too abrasive for someone more suited for the unquestioning adulation normally accorded to royalty.

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    • nasska ,she’s trying her absolute hardest to surpass the royalty just above her on the adulation ladder ,Meghan whats her name .

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  3. That’s one hell of an airbrushed photo of our ‘Mad Queen’!
    I don’t even think that is her actual body?

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    • I wonder if they stumbled on Colin Craig lounging round it the dunes while they were doing the shoot.

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