Ricardo Menéndez March Appointed as Green Party’s Spokesperson for Māori Development.
In a bold move that redefines representation, the Green Party has announced Ricardo Menéndez March as its new Spokesperson for Māori Development.
Yes, you heard that right! Because, when it comes to advocating for indigenous rights, who better than a non-Māori immigrant from Mexico? “Ricardo brings a fresh perspective to Māori issues—namely, that of someone who is not Māori,” said Chlöe Swarbrick. “We believe his lived experience navigating immigration gives him unique insight into the struggles of tangata whenua.”
Supporters of the decision argue that this appointment is the logical extension of the Green Party’s commitment to diversity, proving that anyone can be anything if the optics work. Te Pati Māori, however, question whether a person with no whakapapa connections to Māori should be leading their development policy. But the Green Party remains steadfast, insisting that this is about “broadening perspectives” and “challenging outdated notions of identity and representation.” “This is a step forward for allyship!” Swarbrick declared.
“Māori Development isn’t just for Māori anymore—it’s for anyone with the right political ideology.” Sources indicate that the next logical step is appointing a vegan as the party’s spokesperson for fisheries. Stay tuned.
It’s actually quite a clever move by the gweens, ‘cos TPM and Labour have long been telling everyone that you only have to FEEL that you are a ‘Maori’ to be one, and as the gweens have now boldly declared that that is exactly the situation, the TPM and Labour bluff has been called.
As we can see TPM especially, don’t like it, but as TPM have previously had absolutely no problems with the ‘You can be one if you feel you are one’ issue, it will be interesting to see the ‘squirming’ as they try to deal with something they had previously advocated.
Popcorn sales will no doubt rise…
Komatsu, I felt a Maori once, she was about 20 and very attractive. Would that also qualify me to be the spokesman on Native matters for the TAH Soclialist Revolutionary Party of Aotearoa, Taumaranui Sub Branch?
… I felt a Maori once..
I thought we were not going to talk about Carmen !!
Ah Howie, I am glad you rang. In Mr Rupe’s instance, it was a case of, Carmen get it.
Just another bout of madness from the usual suspects.
Next, it will be some queer looking after children’s affairs.
Fuck, how sick are these people?
nats should swap out potaka for a non maori, bet the greens would have a meltdown over it.
but seriously tho why does it matter if a non maori is the maori development minister?
dole bludgers arent in charge of winz, homeless arent in charge of kianga ora, a dr is no longer incharge of health, minister for disabled (well they got the disability of being a politician) etc etc etc
Who? What? When? Who cares? I don’t understand why so many Greens are imports. Don’t we have enough home grown morons to fill the positions?
Greens and Logic
in the same sentence
Are you alright Mr. Ed ?
Should we call AA.
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Ah, scratch the last one, you are not youth !!
…We believe his lived experience navigating immigration ...
Isn’t that exactly the beef with the bros
this makes the guacamole gay a COLONIST
a recent colonist at that
Especially where the critter left behind a wealthy family (drug runners ?, corrupt cops ??) to come to ao tear zooland to bludge and whinge and tell us he had to steal
it was ‘the poofter way of knowing ‘
Is Marama dead yet ?
Time to bring in another weird list MP
We can do with the entertainment.
THEY will have to work hard to beat Ben-jamin ‘They’ Doyle
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Benjamin Doyle (Ngāpuhi, Te Kapotai, Te Popoto, Pākehā) is a fierce advocate for ngā mokopuna me te taiao.
Benjamin (they/them) is takatāpui, tangata whaikaha, a parent, and a teacher, who brings all of their communities with them to Parliament.
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That fecking stumped Google Translate.
It melted down.
Wait until the Greens insist on him being referred to as a “takatapui” instead of a screaming faggot.
“Greens Logic”
“Dry Water”
“Vegan Alligators”
“Non Alcoholic Tequila”
And other terms that are nonsense.
I’m not surprised that the March Hare, Ricardo Menéndez March was appointed as Green Party’s Spokesperson for Māori Development. The irony being that ancient Maori culture would have had him executed and body buried of thrown to the sharks.
They would not dignify his existence by keeping his head. Or eating his body out of fear that his sickness and toxic mana would pass on to tribe.
March Hare for Tikana
Queers for Palestine
Mice for King Cobras
And other daft Mad Hatter sayings.
For everything else there are padded cells….
It’s not as though they have no maori!