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Greta has a problem. Can you help?

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Our favourite Messiah, Saint Greta the Brainwashed, has a smallish problem. To great fanfare from the BBC and other sycophantic media, Saint Greta the Ignorant voyaged across the Atlantic to preach to us all about non-existent Climate Breakdown.

First major stop was New York where the Great Green Messiah ranted about her whole life being destroyed by something was was just a fiction of her pushy parents’ imagination. But perhaps the most significant incident of Greta patron saint of ecofascists’ visit was when she was totally ignored by Donald Trump:

Seeing her utter fury at not being the centre of attention, one could be forgiven for worrying what will happen to what little is left of this deluded child’s mental health when she is cynically discarded by the ecofascists and goes back to being a total nobody.

Next stop for the Saviour of Mankind was a climate conference due to be held in Santiago, Chile. But the government of President Sebastian Pinerto decided last Wednesday to call it off  because of the unrest in the capital. Scores of people have been killed and injured in weeks of rioting over the usual South American corruption, economic inequality, gross mismanagement and social problems

After Chile withdrew, there was concern amongst the 20,000+ freeloading attendees (yes, 20,000+ attendees!!!) that the annual talks might have to be scaled down, postponed or even abandoned. Or the conference could have been replaced by video conferencing. But then everyone would miss their free flights and free hotels and free dinners and chances for loads of environmentally-friendly sex with each other. We can’t let climate change get in the way of that, after all

However, on Friday afternoon, the UN’s top official on climate change, Patricia Espinosa, issued a terse statement that COP25 would go ahead on the original dates, 2-13 December, but in Madrid.

Saint Greta the Deluded’s problem

Greta Thunberg, the Swedish climate activist who sparked the global student strikes, had travelled as far as Los Angeles without flying and was planning to continue to Santiago in time for the conference. On Friday she made a plea for help getting back to Europe in time for the conference. “It turns out I’ve travelled half around the world, the wrong way,” she tweeted. “Now I need to find a way to cross the Atlantic in November … If anyone could help me find transport I would be so grateful.”

DiCrapio to the rescue?

While she was in Los Angeles, Greta the Magnificent had a meeting with that great eco-warrior, Leonardo DiCrapio:

DiCrapio, 44, is famous for once making an 8,000-mile round trip in a private jet from Paris to New York in order to accept an environmentalism award.

Leonardo DiCrapio, one of Hollywood’s leading stars and a prominent environmental campaigner, praised teenage climate change activist Greta Thunberg following their first meeting. Saint Leonardo the Green said that 16-year-old Ms Thunberg’s message should be a “wake-up call to world leaders everywhere that the time for inaction is over” and wrote on Instagram: “There are few times in human history where voices are amplified at such pivotal moments and in such transformational ways -but @GretaThunberg has become a leader of our time”.

Here’s a nice picture. It’s a luxury yacht called Topaz and is (I think) owned by an Arab oil sheikh:

It’s just one of several luxury yachts which I believe was chartered over the years by Saint Leonardo the Eco-warrior, presumably so he can enjoy his hols without coming into contact with worthless plebs like you and I. It looks pretty environmentally-friendly and carbon neutral, don’t you think?

Perhaps DiCrapio could rent this luxury yacht, or a similar one, to get his new best friend for life, Mad Greta the Absurd, to the conference on time?

Or Saint Greta could just go standby on a flight that was flying anyway? That would be the most eco-friendly way of reaching her important 20,000-attendee conference. But then she wouldn’t get all the PR her parents are desperate for. So flying is definitely out.

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11 COMMENTS

  1. Why can’t she just buy a ticket like everybody else?
    They do come in different price ranges, from peanuts to caviar!
    It’s not as though she’s short of money?

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  2. I got a swimming cap and flippers. Go and get in touch with the environment and do something really amazing. Swim to flipping Spain….
    No carbon in H2O darling!!

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  3. 20,000+ freeloading attendees (yes, 20,000+ attendees!!!)

    So they do not pay for the accommodation, food, or venues.
    Expecting taxpayers and or rate payers too, plus looking to be supplied with free transport & security.

    The 30 or so that set sail in early October, now expect “free passage” with Greta to return, but make it, “I dare you” free and no carbon.
    Have they ever worked, the daily grind for food, accommodation, and other necessities of life,
    Even to think of working their passage, or it is just a lifestyle talkfest, that distributes a jizya tax to them & ilk; imposed on other hardworking people.

    Where is one of those “people smuggler’s” boats when you need them, with destiny of unknown & uncertainty. 🙂 A quick whip round would soon fund the smuggler.
    A nice and sharing experience as they travel to an upgraded carbon use for the rest of their lives. 🙁

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  4. greta does have a problem but it has nothing to do with transport, it involves the synapses in her brain and the brains of those around her.

    The problem is that these supporters will have to “double down” on this because which celebrity wants to be the first to admit they’ve been taken for a ride?

    How many of those “celebrities” that were going to “quit America” if Trump won have in fact done so? How many have been reminded of that stance publicly?

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  5. It has been stated that Thunberg was sea sick for a lot of the Trans Atlantic trip.
    Imagine that- an already angry wee tart with communication difficulties and then being sea sick for weeks on top of that because your handlers though it looked like a good virtue signal.

    The word has probably got around and no-one wants to be stuck on a boat with Thunberg if they can help it.
    Oh, unless someone is paying, and then it gets bedda.

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  6. She needs to wander around rural Africa, the Middle East and India promoting her message of hope. Alone. Why should only white people have the benefit?

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  7. She should buy an economy class ticket and sit down the back of cattle class. Everyone knows that cattle class passengers who suffer in the most uncomfortable seats produce way less CO2 than those in Business class.

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  8. I can help Greta with some advice.

    Go home.
    Get a psychiatrist, a psychologist and a counsellor to address your various psychiatric disorders.

    Job sorted.
    No charge.

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  9. Most intellectually disabled people are okay, but this one is a danger to herself and others. She needs to be locked away in an asylum. It’s the kindest thing to do.

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