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  1. “The Nazis in Ukraine may very well have obtained weapons of mass destruction and would use them on Russia ”
    This from the entirely sane and rational hero of a few here on YSB Vladimir (I’m taller than I look) Putin.
    Putins arse will be twitching uncontrollably today when he finds out the bumbling mumbling idiot in the white house is donating 100s of Star streak surface to air missiles that will turn his air force into so many piles of smouldering trash, oh dear so much for a quick decisive victory LMFAO.

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    • read this. Not some right wing conspiracy rag….. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/russia-ukraine-war-foreign-legion-volunteers-flee-ukraine-after-russian-missile-strike-on-training-base/QVQOMEWFUBQZPBL6YYCJXQ3RYE/

      I’d suggest that the chaos described there is probably more wide spread and that Russia will win this war within weeks, whether we like it or not. NATO can’t do a damn thing as they don’t want cruise missiles pouring in on their cities. Russia is vast, and no one ever has ever defeated them on their own soil. A full out nuke conflageration might do it, but once gain its vastness would probably give it the upperhand. I’d suspect that if NATO and the USA started lobbying Nukes, China would flick a few over just to make a point. USA and Europe would be totally fucked. They know this and so won’t do a damned thing except make a lot of noise. Putin knows this too.

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        • Wasn’t meant to differentiate the two, thanks for pointing that out. However, if a non nuke war broke out between NATO and Russia, I suspect Europe would fare worse than USA. Besides lobbying cruise missiles over the Arctic, or invading Alaska, getting Russian troops on the ground on the USA would be a lot harder than marching into Europe. Europe knows this too and doesn’t want to get destroyed because of a senile twit in the Whitehouse. However, Biden has shown some sense here ( no NATO migs to Ukraine), or at least his speech writers have).

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        • Yup, Its amazing how we are all called to defend the most corrupt country in the world. Saw this below on Aussie Cossack While the Ukrainian people are used as cannon fodder by NATO & the collapsing Kiev Regime, top Ukrainian politicians have fled the country to their pre-prepared foreign “stash” funds courtesy of the Deep State.

          The Russians are coming and the rats are running from the ship:

          1. Zelensky V.A. – Parents, relatives of Zelensky and his wife fled abroad.

          2. Poroshenko P.A. – only in cash about $ 1 billion was taken abroad. More than $2 billion is on foreign accounts. The children were taken to the UK.

          3. Kuchma L.D. , son-in-law of Kuchma Pinchuk V.M. – more than $3 billion is on foreign accounts in Italy, the USA and other countries. All relatives and Pinchuk himself fled abroad.

          4. Avakov A.B. – more than $2 billion is in other countries. All relatives were taken abroad.

          5. Yermak A.B., Head of the Office of the President. About $1 billion is on foreign accounts. The family is in the UK.

          6. Timoshenko K.A., Deputy Head of the Office of the President – More than $1.5 billion is transferred to foreign accounts. The family fled to the UK.

          7. Lutsenko Yu.V. , Former Prosecutor General of Ukraine. More than $800 million is transferred to foreign accounts. He is with his family in the UK.

          8. Yatsenyuk A.P., Former Prime Minister of Ukraine. More than $2 billion is on foreign accounts. Yatsenyuk and his family are in the United States. He purchased 15 luxury cottages in Miami.

          9. Akhmetov R.L., oligarch. His fortune is about $15 billion. In 2021, he “earned” $6.5 billion by raising utility tariffs, electricity and energy prices. The funds are located abroad. The family is abroad.

          10. Kolomoisky I.V. and Bogolyubov G.M., oligarchs. More than $6 billion is abroad. Families are abroad.

          11. Korban G.B., a raider, an oligarch, the main culprit of the salient in Ilovaisk and the death of thousands of military personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. More than $1.5 billion is transferred to foreign accounts, the family lives in Israel.

          12. The Klitschko brothers (Vitaly and Vladimir) – oligarchs. More than $2 billion was transferred to foreign accounts. Families live in Germany and the USA.

          13. Yaroslavsky A.V., oligarch. More than $1 billion is on foreign accounts. He and his family are in the UK.

          14. Kosyuk Yu.A. , the oligarch, the owner of the company “Mironovsky Khleboprodukt” . More than $1.6 billion is transferred abroad. All relatives were taken abroad.

          15. Turchinov A.V. , former Acting President of Ukraine. More than $1 billion is on foreign accounts. The family fled abroad.

          16. Nalivaichenko V.A. , former Head of the SBU. More than $500 million is on foreign accounts. The family lives in the USA.

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    • The USA also supplied Nazi Germany as they were gearing up. Henry Ford even got a medal from the Nazis.

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      At a ceremony in Dearborn, Michigan, Henry Ford is presented with the Grand Cross of the Supreme Order of the German Eagle on his 75th birthday. Henry Ford was the first American recipient of this order, an honor created in 1937 by Adolf Hitler.

      This was the highest honor Nazi Germany could give to any foreigner and represented Adolf Hitler’s personal admiration and indebtedness to Henry Ford.

      https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/henry-ford-grand-cross-1938/

      Jesus wept Revy – get a grip bro.

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  2. Today is the Brig and Mrs Rissole’s 22 wedding anniversary.

    We were married in St John in the City, Rotorua. Reception was at the restaurant at the top of the cable car on Mt Ngongotaha (did you know they have a special decorated bridal car!)

    Honeymoon was in the Hindu Kush Mountains in North-west Pakistan along the border with Afghanistan.

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    • How many of these patients will be mental patients. Most RAT test failure people I know are perfectly healthy. The masses have been brainwashed into feeling sick through suggestion, like curses of old, VOODOO. We are living in an open asylum.

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    • And Saggy when the Giant of 9th Century Intelligence, Andrew Little, Minister of Health gets his Maori Health System to veto all other Health initiatives from later this year, then all these problems you outlined and any others, will be solved. You see, ancient undocumented, unwritten, widely untested or peer reviewed, mythological medicines and systems are far better than anything known by modern man today.

      All will be good and the people will be happy.////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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        • Mark, you would think this sort of thing would finish them off, but NO! They still exist. Today in our local rag there is a letter from a couple complaining about the 50% reduction is both services and support from their Access Home Help which they have been getting due to their disability.

          They have written (according to the letter writers) complaining to Jacinda Ardern and are disappointed they got no acknowledgement whatsoever.

          They have subsequently written to Andrew Little complaining about the reduction in the services they desperately need but have had no response from Little, the Minister of Health either.

          But what caused me to go into fits of laughter was, they state in their letter that these people who are getting into their 80’s have never voted anyone other than Labour. Fools, for they get what they voted for.

          I shall be pointing this out in a response letter to the Editor. Published it won’t probably be as the Editor thinks I shit stir too much, but it is worth the few minutes effort.

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  3. There was a young chap we’ll call Clarkey
    Who got up to all sorts of malarkey
    He f@cked the nanny while drugged
    Now his ankle is bugged
    So he’s at home having a laundry folding party 🎉

    https://scontent.fhlz3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/275561010_4830379543749147_2236724345238571705_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=BCDXa0BR1egAX8-qDxa&_nc_ht=scontent.fhlz3-1.fna&oh=00_AT9XXgyTHwXOfapkpbc_nX2StdESE6g3g2UHFJaNYeDD4w&oe=6238D21B

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  4. Respected Māori leader Sir Wira Gardiner dies aged 78
    18 Mar, 2022 06:39 AM

    One of Māoridom’s most respected figures, Sir Wira Gardiner, has died aged 78.

    Gardiner (Ngāti Awa, Ngāti Pikiao, Whakatōhea, Te Whānau-ā-Apanui) was a soldier who went on to become a celebrated public servant, serving as a founding director of the Waitangi Tribunal.

    He died at home with his family in Gisborne, a family statement said.

    “In accordance with his express wish that public health be prioritised, and the demands on frontline workers be recognised, there will be no tangihanga for Wira at the marae,” the statement said.

    “At some time in the future, when our country is restored to ordinary life, we will gather to mark Wira’s passing, acknowledge his contribution, and celebrate a good life well lived.”

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/kahu/respected-maori-leader-sir-wira-gardiner-dies-aged-78/LRV57CKWKL5JRPIXGAHFSXGRAE/

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  5. Uh-oh, Michael Laws is in the shit for calling it like it is.

    “He wrote on Facebook: “When did girls with lovely faces/breasts but unhealthy bums/legs become sexy?”

    He went on to say the “icons” he was referring to could not run 100m because they were “fat”.”

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  6. Cindy goes to the doctors and says;”Dr, I need your help. I’m 41 years old and I can’t count”.
    Dr says; “What I’m going to need you to do is strip naked and squat in the corner over there”.
    She does so and he then instructs her to move to another corner and do the same, then to by the wall next to his university degree and then to by the window.
    She says, “Dr, how is this going to help me with my counting”?
    He says, “It won’t, there’s fuck all I can do. But I’ve just ordered a new pale white leather armchair and I’m wondering where it will look best”.

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  7. Rodney Hide speaks up.

    “New Zealand has unraveled. The values and knowledge that underpin a free and prosperous society have been turned inside out, upside down and trashed.

    It has happened over night without discussion or debate. A switch was flipped and we awoke in a different country. It is not one we recognise or know.

    We are left disoriented and reeling. Brave souls rebel against particular policy but to no avail. There is no argument or debate. That was then; this is now.

    The new New Zealand known as Aotearoa is totalitarian. There is one acceptable view on everything and anyone expressing alternative views is morally reprehensible and to be condemned and destroyed. We have learnt to keep our ideas and thoughts to ourselves. To speak your mind risks your career, business and social standing.

    And stay alert: the one acceptable view is fast changing and it is easy to be caught in wrong think. Right ideas can quickly become wrong.

    We call it woke and PC but carefully and always looking over our shoulder. But the terms don’t capture the extent of the revolution.

    Up is down, failure is success, wrong is right. Dystopian novels, like “1984”, once stark warnings, now read as manifestos.

    While we slept the year was reset to zero. Our very history was rewritten. What was civilising is now oppression. Prehistory, which was dark and violent, is now peace and light and the new religion. Aotearoa has made its own history. And that too is subject to change.

    Our outlook has become child-like with the world not as it is but what we think it is, or better, as we would like it to be. We can say it and make it so. There are no facts, just declared right and declared wrong. X and Y chromosomes don’t matter: we are who want to be right down to our sex. And new is better. We feel sorry for boys and girls trapped in an old social construct. It is far better to be something else.

    The laws of thermodynamics no longer apply. Windmills and batteries will make us rich and clean.

    The economic problem is not how do we feed and house ourselves but how do we distribute what is here. Printing money doesn’t cause inflation: that comes from overseas. Besides, inflation is fixed through price controls, rejigging taxes and subsidies and more government money. Unaffordable housing isn’t a problem because the government just promises to build more houses. There! Fixed!

    Competition and merit are bad. They challenge Aotearoa. Success must be selected from above and diversity must trump performance. Besides, Jack is not as good as his master because Jack (or Jill) might do or think wrong. Jack and Jill must know they owe their status and position to their master and their status and position are contingent upon their right think.

    NO ONE MUST MAKE IT BY THEIR OWN EFFORTS AND ABILITIES. And if they think they did, they must be told they are wrong.

    Aotearoa is easy to describe: it is everything that was right and good and true in New Zealand declared wrong, evil and false. One person, one vote? Goodness no. That would let Jack and Jill decide. We now have special people. And how do we decide who the special people are and what they want? Well, their betters decide for them. It’s called tribalism. And tribalism is good because it’s back before history when there was peace and light and no global warming.

    In Aotearoa politics is power. And power is everything. Power decides right and wrong, truth and lies. Power provides the podium and the podium provides the truth. Science is a political weapon. It’s presented as above politics and good politics follows science. But good politics chooses the scientists and the scientists know it. Non-chosen scientists are conspiracy theorists. They are dangerous. They are disappeared from public life. Politics decide science.

    There is constant fear in Aotearoa. Fear is a primitive emotion that overrides reason and keeps us compliant. We have X years to save the planet. We must do Y. Otherwise all life is doomed.

    Or better, there’s a pandemic. You are going to die. Tomorrow. Lock everyone down. Do as you are told. Don’t question the policy. That will kill grandma. Or worse. Don’t undermine public health. Report the truth. We will tell you the truth. Sweden? They will all die. Report that. They didn’t die? Don’t report that. That would undermine public health.

    Don’t talk to your neigbours. Stay in your bubble. Mask up. Don’t go to the playground: it’s a biohazard.

    Take your medicine. Or lose your job. And become second class. Even your kids must take their medication. And keep taking it. Are your papers in order? Did you scan in? Still getting sick? Take more medicine: otherwise you will be even sicker. Oh it’s like a bad ‘flu? Ha! That’s a dangerous conspiracy. It would have killed you but the closed borders, lockdowns and medication saved you and made covid the flu. Our models and scientists prove it. And our media endlessly repeat it. Covid was bad but government made it okay.

    Oh no. A new strain is about to hit Aotearoa. Keep your papers up-to-date.

    People are protesting? They have lost their jobs? Their homes? The medication injured them? They are filth. They are foreign. They are fascists. They are white supremacists. They have been on the internet. They are dangerous. Stay away. They will make you sick. Don’t talk to them. You will lose your job. You will become one of them. You don’t want to be abused and belittled. Even the opposition agree. We are united. We are a team of 5 million. Be kind. Stay safe. The police will clean out the filth. They will preserve the truth.

    It seems like a switch was flipped but it wasn’t. It’s taken 50 years. We have a generation now who don’t accept objective truth or right and wrong. They scoff at the very idea. They have read nothing. They know nothing. There is just the socially useful knowledge that we must parrot to be accepted and get ahead. Like Climate Change. And Treaty Partnership. It starts at school. Try being a teacher or Professor who questions an Aotearoan truth. Or a business leader. Or a reporter. Or a plumber.

    Or a ten year old who asks out loud whether recycling wastes resources, or fossil fuels feed the poor, or whether in old Aotearoa there was slavery and cannibalism. We learn young to play along and lies become the truth.

    In New Zealand mental health is a problem. Children are depressed. They are rudderless without the search for truth or right and wrong and a world that is doomed by its own success. But don’t worry: in Aotearoa mental health problems are a plus. It’s like not being a boy or a girl or being a tribalist, or both: it makes you special. Even better if you have never worked and only lived on a benefit.”

    It means you are not filth. You fit in. Perfectly.

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  8. Agency refers to the thoughts and actions taken by people that express their individual power. If I see a man in a dress, I as an individual, decide that “he” is the correct word to use.

    The right to force people to accept your “truth” is a very dangerous thing. If you force me (under pain of criminal charges) to use the pronoun “she” for that frocked fellow, then you are stripping me of my agency and power to make decisions based on what I see and on my life experience.

    Once my agency is gone, I am merely a puppet of the State.

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    • “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” ― Voltaire (1694 – 1778)

      Anyone who reads and has a thirst for knowledge could discover the words of Voltaire and understand that they are just as important almost 300 years later.

      Mr. Hide was right in that “We have a generation now who don’t accept objective truth or right and wrong. They scoff at the very idea. They have read nothing. They know nothing.”

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  9. Out and about early this morning and can report no sightings of ClarkE. No sightings outside the public dunnies in the main street or the lawn mower shops or folding any washing in the laundromats as I drove past, so obviously no friends left here in the rural backblocks.

    Maybe in Gisborne for the weekend, who would know.

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    • Pretty good article. Not sure Labour’s failure to vaccinate children is a failure. High vaccination rates have been directly related to SIDS. It’s a premise that should be investigated by the full force of the state, but won’t. Like the notion that the Covid Vaccine is causing more death than it ever would have cured. Because, corruption, brought to you by Pfizer.

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  10. A bloke is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
    perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs.
    The guy says aloud “Bloody hell!. I wonder what happened to this parrot?

    The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot”.

    “Holy smoke”, the bloke replies. “You actually understood and answered me!”

    “I got every word”, says the parrot. “I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird.”

    “Oh yeah?”, the bloke asks, “Then answer this – how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?”

    “Well”, the parrot says, “this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willy around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can’t see it because of my feathers.”

    “Wow” says the guy, “you really can understand and speak English, can’t you!”

    “Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I’m especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I’d be a great companion.”

    The bloke looks at the $500 price tag. “Sorry, but I just can’t afford
    that.”

    “Pssssssst” says the parrot, “I’m defective, so the truth is,
    nobody wants me cause I don’t have any feet. You can probably
    get me for $100, just make the guy an offer!”

    The bloke offers $100 and walks out with the parrot.

    Weeks go by.

    The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he’s
    interesting, he’s a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises, and he’s insightful. The bloke is delighted.

    One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes
    “Psssssssssssst”
    and motions him over with one wing. “I don’t know if I should tell you
    this or not, but it’s about your wife and the courier.”

    “What are you talking about?” asks the bloke.
    “When the courier driver delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately.”

    “WHAT???” the bloke asks incredulously. “THEN what happened?”

    “Well, then the driver came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over” reported the parrot.

    “My God!” the bloke exclaims. “Then what?”

    “Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down….

    “WELL???” demands the frantic bloke, “THEN WHAT HAPPENED?”

    “Fuck knows” say’s the parrot, I got a hard-on and fell off my perch.”

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  11. Been out in the sunshine trimming tomato plants and picking the latest crop. Last summer I saved seeds from a plum tomato bought at the supermarket and planted them in the spring. Excellent taste as well as nice and firm. I’ll do the same again this year. Hubby bought cabbage, Brussel sprout and my favourite, cauliflower seedlings so they will go in this week. Keep fighting the good fight people. Don’t let the broken system beat you!

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  12. Unlikely to be Jethro.

    https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/03/15/second-man-charged-after-body-found-in-concrete-in-brisbane/
    David Lee Tan, 39, is charged with being an accessory after the fact of murder and one count of misconduct by interfering with a corpse.

    His body was found encased in concrete after police drilled into the floor of the Musgrave Street building’s workshop.

    The remains were discovered during a three-week search of the Coopers Plains depot after linking the disappearance of Walsh and another missing man, Lachlan Griffiths, to the depot in Brisbane’s south.

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  13. English stage and television actor Peter Bowles has died aged 85. For my money his role of Richard DeVere in To The Manor Born alongside Dame Penelope Keith would have been some of the best TV humour ever aired.

    RIP.

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  14. National calls to scrap vax pass checks, phase out mandates

    The National Party is calling on the Government to scrap the traffic light system, pre-departure testing, and to begin phasing out vaccination mandates once borders are open to Australians in April.
    https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/03/17/national-calls-to-scrap-vax-pass-checks-mandates-in-a-month/

    It also wants to immediately drop requirements for vaccine pass checks except at large indoor events, requirements for QR code scanning, and to shorten isolation periods to five days.

    National’s Covid-19 spokesperson Chris Bishop said mandates had caused “a real sense of division in New Zealand”.

    “Many unvaccinated people have been excluded from society – 13-year-olds who can’t play rugby with their mates, people who have lost jobs, and people unable to go out to dinner,” he said.

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  15. Would anyone be surprised if it was found the same situation as this applies in NZ with our Medical Council?

    https://joannenova.com.au/2022/03/australian-doctors-get-immediately-suspended-for-wrongthink-must-publicly-renounce-unpermitted-association/#comments

    One of the comments says it all :

    ” I heard yesterday from the father of severely myocarditis damaged women, that her unvaxxed Phamacist had refused to vaccinate children and as a result of being a NZ pharmacist was deported. When she arrived in NZ she was quarantined for 2 months and caught Covid in quarantine. Subsequently NZ cancelled her pharmacist licence and negated her qualifications. She can return to pharmacy if she re attends university to requalify and has the vaccination. She declined and is currently fruit picking and has plans for another career.. I know I’m not going to vote for any major Australian political party again. What are you going to do? “

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    • The liars in power can not handle truth. The lie is the only thing they have. The power of propaganda. The truth will burn their brains out.

      Saw an interesting comment about Trump. Trump, for all his faults, occasionally told the truth. Which is why the Empire of Lies came down so hard on him. The Empire cannot survive truth tellers. They will be hunted by the system.

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  16. Dear Mr Putin

    I see the war is not going that well for you in terms of cost and casualties.

    We here in NZ may have a solution to your problems and can guarantee that we can destabilize any small country up to five million people, if you subscribe to our package of the same name.
    We have very capable team who have proved that destabilisation is no problem for them. And all at the fraction of the cost of a war.
    The leader, who could do the job herself, will infiltrate the chosen country disguised as a pale horse, so no one will see her coming. Unfortunately, her rider seems to have disappeared, but that’s not crucial. She can screw up anything without him.
    She’ll be closely followed by someone disguised as a pie seller. There won’t of course be any pies left, and she will easily take care of decommissioning all strategic assets, and messing up infrastructure. This saves bombing costs.
    Then we have a bloke, you’ll recognise him by the bewildered wide eye expression, who will be dressed as a clown and has special ops experience in screwing up broadcasting and tv, and will institute a hate speech regime so no one can criticise anyone else. As an added (free) bonus he will mess up the emigration department so people won’t know whether they are coming or going.
    Our banking expert is next. He will be disguised as a fat poof. The unfortunate country we send him to, will never get out of debt.
    Lastly in this month’s special offer we suggest two people who will cock up the country’s health ministry and covid system. One will be undercover as a chipmunk, and the other as a bearded uncharismatic lizard. And for an extra $1.9bn the latter can supply you with at least ten extra mental health beds.
    Oh, I nearly forgot. Another infiltrator will be disguised as a dangerous mahutapotomouth. Once she has fixed and mixed the water system, the enemy will be drinking waste water, bathing in sewerage, giving the good stuff to your allies, and heaven knows what else; before you can say three waters.
    Lie and deny is their motto. So, your name will never be mentioned. Couldn’t recognise the truth if it stood up in their porridge and bit them on the nose.
    I look forward to your response. But hurry…this offer won’t last…

    Regards
    Bob

    PS….nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more……if these infiltrators were to disappear after say, a polonium tea party, or a tour of the gulags, or similar, we’d be happy to discount our fees.

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  17. Kea being nioce to Mrs Kea.
    Is their such a thing????
    Hunty wonders!

    Dear Wife,
    During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
    * 54 times the sheets were just cleaned
    * 17 times it was too late
    * 49 times you were too tired
    * 20 times it was too hot
    * 15 times you pretended to be sleep
    * 22 times you had a headache
    * 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
    * 16 times you said you were too sore
    * 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
    * 19 times you had to get up early
    * 9 times you said weren’t in the mood
    * 7 times you were sunburned
    * 6 times you were watching the late show
    * 5 times you didn’t want to mess up your new hairdo
    * 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
    * 9 times you said your mother would hear us
    Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
    * 6 times you just laid there
    * 8 times you reminded me there’s a crack in the ceiling
    * 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
    * 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
    * 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
    ==================================================
    KEEP READING…
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    Dear Husband,
    I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn’t get more than you did:
    * 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
    * 36 times you did not come home at all
    * 21 times you didn’t come with energy
    * 33 times you came too soon
    * 19 times you went soft before you got in
    * 38 times you worked too late
    * 10 times you got cramps in your toes
    * 29 times you had to get up early to play golf
    * 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
    * 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
    * 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
    * 2 times you had a splinter in your finger
    * 20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
    * 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
    * 98 times you were too busy watching TV
    Of the times we did get together:
    * The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
    * I wasn’t talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, “Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?”
    * The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.😝

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  18. Home News Politics
    Covid 19 Omicron: National Party leader Christopher Luxon calls for vaccine passes, mandates, passes, and other Covid-19 restrictions to be dumped

    ‘Get back to normal’: Luxon calls for Covid restrictions to be dismantled

    Home News Politics
    Covid 19 Omicron: National Party leader Christopher Luxon calls for vaccine passes, mandates, passes, and other Covid-19 restrictions to be dumped

    ‘Get back to normal’: Luxon calls for Covid restrictions to be dismantled

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    NZ Herald,
    Publish Date
    Fri, 18 Mar 2022, 11:47AM

    Christopher Luxon. (Photo / File)
    Christopher Luxon. (Photo / File)

    National Party leader Christopher Luxon says it is time to dismantle Covid restrictions and get back to normality.

    He is speaking to media this morning with his Covid-19 Response spokesman Christopher Bishop after issuing a call for the Government to immediately scrap vaccine passes for all but large, indoor events.

    In a statement this morning, Luxon also called for all scanning requirements to be dropped immediately and to get rid of vaccine mandates for all young people aged under 18.

    He also called for a move to a five-day isolation period for Covid-19 cases and their household contacts, down from seven days.

    He told media QR scanning requirements didn’t make any sense and vaccine requirements needed to be sorted out immediately for children and sport.

    https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/politics/covid-19-omicron-national-party-leader-christopher-luxon-calls-for-vaccine-passes-mandates-passes-and-other-covid-19-restrictions-to-be-dumped/

    hmm.

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  19. Was an absolute stunning past 24hrs in the southern lakes, took the family away for a boat n night out in a hut plus bit of fishing.
    When we arrived at the hut there were a bunch of used face nappies in box by the fire, a couple in the fire box and several scattered around the outside of the hut….
    who the fuck wears masks in the backcountry?
    Did they wear them for the 9hr hike or 20min boat trip to the hut?

    Everyday im amazed at human stupidity and how pathetic ppl have become. I bet once this crap ends many will still live in face masks

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  20. Condev Construction to enter liquidation in another major industry collapse

    Australian construction firm, Condev will go into liquidation after failing to secure a reported bid for $25 million from developers.

    The Gold Coast-based builder announced Tuesday a liquidator was being sought to take over its affairs.

    Last month, construction giant Probuild was placed into administration citing similar issues with rising business costs.

    Condev founders Steve and Tracey Marais met some of Australia’s biggest developers this to ask for assistance, but were unsuccessful, the Australian reported.

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/condev-construction-to-enter-liquidation-in-another-major-industry-collapse/GJQFRMYNRPETQ7TBNWHQAPYGIU/

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  21. Just towards the end of the West Indies Bangladesh Woman’s cricket match about 30 minutes ago there was a sudden holdup when a West Indian fielder appeared to collapse on the ground and after 5/10 minutes was taken from the field on a vehicle.
    Will be very interested to see how much information is released on this – the cameras stayed well away.
    FJA

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  22. Government reacted to high petrol prices like it did to Covid, side-stepping usual processes to rush through a temporary tax cut

    It has been revealed the Government’s policy to both cut fuel taxes by 25 cents/litre and halve public transport fares for three months wasn’t properly scrutinised by officials.

    Finance Minister Grant Robertson confirmed the policy, worth nearly $400 million, was rushed through Cabinet without a regulatory impact assessment being completed.

    Robertson unveiled the tax relief with Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and Energy and Resources Minister Megan Woods on Monday, as petrol prices soared and National’s popularity overtook Labour’s according to a 1 News poll released last week.

    “The Government at times has to act quickly to support New Zealanders,” Robertson said in a statement.

    He then likened the Government’s response to volatile fuel prices, due to the war in Ukraine, to its response to Covid-19.

    https://www.interest.co.nz/public-policy/114907/government-reacted-high-petrol-prices-it-did-covid-side-stepping-usual

    whats the saying. legislate in haste, repent at leisure!

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  23. The restraint and compassion exercised by Putin, in dealing with Ukraines Nazi problem, has cemented him as possibly the greatest leader of our time.

    Putin’s brave forces have taken additional loses by exercising restraint. They have focused on the radical elements backed by the West, while showing solidarity with their Slavic brothers and sisters of Ukraine.

    This has prompted many in the West to look towards Putin as a beacon of hope for European society. Russia has a vast number of cultures, races and religions, living in a harmony unknown in the woke West.

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    • What do these Ukrainian Nazis want?
      – The removal of non-Ukrainian ethnicities from Ukraine? (The ethnic Russians in Ukraine won’t like that.)
      – The “purification” of Ukraine? (Whatever that means…)
      – Greater defensive capability against Belorussia and Russia? (What’s not to like?)
      – The elimination of Jews? (Was’t Ukrainian President Zelenskyy born to Jewish parents?)

      How many of these Ukrainian Nazis are there?

      Are these Ukrainian Nazis pro-German? They are highly nationalistic, but then, so was Ghandi (India for the Indians and all that.)

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  24. Something different.

    If you want to watch an awesome and beautiful TV show that shows some of the best cities and great local food. Netfix “Somebody Feed Phil”. So far he has shown us around Brazil, San Francisco and Singapore. Stunning and the local food is interesting and amazing.

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  25. Bumped in to a couple from around the corner today.
    Told me they had gone in to Hastings earlier in the week to get fish and chips.
    They went to a Moori owned place .
    The lady is of quite dark complexion but a whitey.
    The staff thought she was Moori or part and she was given 15% discount on the fish and chips.
    Hard to believe this sort of thing is happening in NZ.

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