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Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Sitting at a bar tonight havin a quiet Heineken. $2.50 for a 500ml trendsetters. Nothin wrong. Watching the sunset over Nai Harn Beach. Spectacular. Anyhoo, chicky shuffles up to me and starts chatting. Huntys thinking fkuc she’s alright, nothin wrong, Huntys gonna be ya daddy tonight.😂 Well, after a few more quiet ones, Hunty finds out ‘chicky’ is a ladyboy…………….

rightoverlabour
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Do tell how you found out…..

Rachael Membery
Rachael Membery
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Their daddy? Sounds incestuous.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Rachael Membery
3 years ago

😂

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Did ya spot the adams apple or was it a little more of an intimate discovery?! 🥰🤣😂😂

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

…. and hunty still takes it home.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

That’s a Bummer!

revtech120
revtech120
3 years ago

Mikey ,And ?

Mike Hunty
Reply to  revtech120
3 years ago

We had a great time. Shouted them/they a few bevvies and talked a lot. Very interesting. A real stunner, 25 years old. Still has her/his meat and 2 vege in place (she told me alright) great tits which cost some other smuck 500 bucks (she showed me alright). After an hour of chatting and a BJ, they left.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Bloody legend 👍

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

MH. Trembling with naughtiness.

Naughty but nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snpk43dO_Do
17 secs

A trembler !

The Ancient Hooligan
3 years ago

Off to fight the rigors of Auckland, I do not know what I have done to deserve this. If I do not return, goodbye.

Hooker Phil
3 years ago

Off to Christchurch, early, for the weekend – grandsons and all that. Have turned the rugby on, will be here for most of the first half. Well buggar me – fucking half dressed Maoris parading all over Twickenham. I am so over that shit.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Hooker Phil
3 years ago

But i bet youre ok with them doing the haka for the 300,000th time?

What kind of losers do a war dance thinking theyll die before running around grabbing other gay men?

incognito
incognito
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

No bloody way do we watch the haka in this house! I am surprised that you don’t know HP better than that.

Hooker Phil
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

At times you are quite silly with shit like that. We never actually watch the haka, I was referring to the “cultural party” that must still be on their way back from China.
In the meantime go to start the campervan and the ignition has completely died, something not connected or something but above my pay scale so trip cancelled for the day.

Dougal10
Reply to  Hooker Phil
3 years ago

Some friendly waimo has probably pinched your battery 🤣😂

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Hooker Phil
3 years ago

No good HP, dirty terminals?
Electrical stuff can be a simple fix or a right bastard… sabotage so you could watch the rest of the game?

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Hooker Phil
3 years ago

Maybe the NZRFU employ their own native dancing troupe and fly them to Europe at the back of the plane to preform on demand!

Rachael Membery
Rachael Membery
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

Sounds like Epstein.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

DNZs new motto?

Lizziep
Lizziep
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

I hope so………I could be a paid up member if that was the case.

I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Cuzi bro coctail?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/te-atatu-couple-badly-burned-in-bed-after-teen-threw-molotov-cocktail-through-window-unprovoked/LJRG6WUORVEVRNZDU2ECER4VNQ/

Note how long ago it happened, why wait until now to report on it? The lil scummer needs a cocktail or 2 thrown into his prison cell!…. yeah i know, too young and too special to get any sort of punishment. Probs just a family conference and not even an ankle bracelet.

Dougal10
3 years ago

The dumbing down of education continues. Our local boys school of about 450 is putting in a time table where they will start at 9am (because 8:40 am is too early for some of the little petals) do 4 x 1hr classes with a 20minute break at 11am . Then they will have lunch after that they will fuck around doing kapa haka and other silly shit from 2 till 3 each day .

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Dougal10
3 years ago

Dougal, the primary school we withdrew our kids from to homeschool used to do kapa haka every friday arvo…. now its 4 afternoons per week. Apparently its due to teacher shortage and 1 or 2 teachers can look after the entire schools students (aprox 100 kids).

Meanwhile theres 8 and 9 year olds there that still cant read, write or basic spelling but can say a karakia, poke their tongues out and spin poi.
My son absolutely hated kapa haka so now when he dosent want to do his work homeschooling wifey just reminds him its almost kapa haka time at school and she can drop him off there if he dosent pull finger 🙂 gotta love empty threats

Dougal10
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

These 14, 15 and 16 year olds will just bail at 1:20 every day instead of eating the shit compass lunch and doing the native shit .

bobthebldr
bobthebldr
Reply to  Dougal10
3 years ago

Slip sliding away down the ladder. Without education any country is screwed.

Leofric
Leofric
Reply to  Dougal10
3 years ago

What happens to these precious little petals when they have to go out and get jobs and actually do some real work? They can’t all become teachers.

Viking
Reply to  Dougal10
3 years ago

Make that 5/5 off the tee. To think South Africa’s biggest previous win over the All Blacks was a 17-pointer in 1928. This is as ugly as it gets for Ian Foster’s All Blacks. 35-0, and there is still time for the Boks to further embarrass them.

This is what that leads to.
Failure

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Didn’t they do well!
Was just a practise game and didn’t count!

Hooker Phil
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

No, all All Black games count. I wonder how many noticed that when they returned to the studio Laura Goldsmith said fifty five.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Hooker Phil
3 years ago

What fifty five games before they win another?

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

Never mind chaps ///
You will just have to change your allegiance to the Warriors!
Atleast they are winning games at the moment!
Which can’t be said for the rugger!

Lizziep
Lizziep
3 years ago

Oh dear how sad never mind, the whole team players and coachers were saddened by this loss to South Africa but lessons have been learned/////////
Have a good day out there and be careful I know it’s not October and free speech is still allowed but its only partially allowed at this stage,

Sooty
Sooty
3 years ago

Ed, when are you going to put up the big reveal?
Surely it wasn’t the cooking show for the ladies /////

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

The tripe reveal?

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Starving Artist
3 years ago

Perhaps Ed has exposed himself for occasionally speaking utter tripe! 🫣
🤣😂

Viking
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

Now you might get a banning for that.
Fancy suggesting Ed might be exposing himself and worse selling tripe.

Be careful the CIA will be watching. 😆

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Is Ed the ClA? 🥵

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

Cats In Action

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

The Ed could be running a PSYOP operation on us to see how gullible we are. He then reveals he’s a Labour Party plant and we are a bunch of fuckwits.

Somebody please tell me it ain’t so !!! 😯

Lizziep
Lizziep
Reply to  Ronnie
3 years ago

I have met Ed, and would be very surprised if he were a liarbor plant, It wold colour me very surprised. In fact I would use the F word and everyone k nows I use that word very infrequently//////

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

❤❤☮☮☮☮❤❤✝✝✝🕎🕎☯☯☸💫💫💜💜💜

You won’t get better grovelling and crawling than that, Mr Editor. I have covered the major religions, love signs and peace signs.
I’m sure the Ed is not a Labour stooge, Lizzie…however, I was upticked 9 times ( one tick was mine), that tells us one of two things (or both?). Either leftwing toe-rags have us under surveillance, or we have hidden leftie operatives waiting to cause mayhem when the Ed isn’t looking.
Politics is a dirty business. You have to be one step ahead of the dirty Left.

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

Er, Mr Editor were you joking? Or were you serious? Some one has just pointed out to me you were serious.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

You are Awful Ed. /////// 😉

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

The last time I grovelled that bad was when a Mexican police officer put a hand on his gun holster and said we needed to contribute to his pension fund. He looked around and said something like ” gringos, our country side is so beautiful. People disappear in that wilderness.”

Hooker Phil
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

Be the old lady wouldn’t it be.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Hooker Phil
3 years ago

Nah never! She’s youth adjacent, don’t ya know! Yer right!!!

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

Must havepissed her of to go from youth adjacent to old, saggy, grey, crippled in the blink of an eye. Were every body else generally ages slowly! Past the breeding age now!

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

The promoters of the Labour pardy lax crime laws were out scaring the people of Auckland again last night.

Two drive-by shootings in Auckland overnight
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2023/08/two-drive-by-shootings-in-auckland-overnight.html

A police spokesperson said officers responded to reports of shots fired from a vehicle at Merivale Ave, Epsom at about 7:15pm on Friday and then on Seacliffe Rd, Hillsborough 15 minutes later.

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

In supposedly good suburbs, no less. South Auckland feeling left out.

Viking
Reply to  Starving Artist
3 years ago

wealthy drug customers ya think?

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

Re-education of you fullas on what we think of gang members. 😮

‘There’s nothing we can’t achieve’ – Former gang rivals become brothers

Notorious imagery associated with the Mongrel Mob, and Black Power gangs.

He says that identity became so engrained, that he “didn’t really want to get out of prison” when approaching the end of his sentence, but is so glad that he did.

Both of them have left their gang affiliations behind.

“The first time I met Hemi, I was going on a van ride to come to the church, and we pulled up to his address and I was like ‘ooph’, just a bit offish. But when I jumped out of the van, I got embraced with the most biggest hug, just the most loveliest hug I’ve ever felt.”

Hemi and Matthew are in the middle of laser surgery to have their tattoos removed.

He laughs when he remembers it was an “aunty” from church who explained to the staff that the men were like brothers.

Lizziep
Lizziep
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

And all the deities wept at the sight of them embracing ///////////

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

https://rumble.com/v3bkb4w-i-no-longer-trust-authority-dr-john-campbell-on-moderna-myocarditis-and-mrn.html
“I No Longer TRUST Authority” – Dr John Campbell on Moderna, Myocarditis and mRNA!

Russell Brand

Countries building Moderna manufacturing plants, and committing to and purchasing newly untested MRNA ‘medications’ for the next 10 years.

They’re not tried, they’re not tested.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

But Big Pharma & those aligned with “follow the science” politicians, know it is a sure thing. ! !
The politicians of enough countries will support the UN WHO Pandemic Treaty, & will stamp the good citizens in it.

We hear this in our own politicians in New Zealand ! & from many of their supporters in swallowing dead rats.!
Later they will acclaim that they declared this & you voted to support this.

Argument based on that majority as you have voted & shot your bolt, so will brook no argument, debate, discussion, on that issue.
As they say, you have made your “Choice” so wear the Consequences in other parts of your life.
NZ Parliamentarians seem to like the “Mission Creep” of their Powers to develop further Controls, in your “Choices”.

Hooker Phil
3 years ago

Well have made it to Ashburton in the now going campervan, can report that National have a clear lead on signs. Labour have quite a few, then ACT and a couple of Green ones. Winnie had one in Temuka, Democracy NZ had 3 early on .but nothing north of Timaru.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

https://rumble.com/v3bolte-trump-is-destorying-the-elite-class-as-gop-implodes.html
TRUMP Is DESTORYING The Elite Class As GOP IMPLODES!!
Dr Steve Turley

Saggy
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

When I come home empty-handed, according to Mrs Saggy, I’ve either be kayaking or tramping.

Kea
Kea
3 years ago

Woke closet homos must not have done their fake haka correctly. 😂

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

They were not one with the taniwha today.

Saggy
3 years ago

ACT firearms policy. From Nicole Mckee:

“Dear Saggy (you handsome beast),

I’m emailing you because you’ve previously supported ACT’s work defending the rights of licensed firearms owners. Like me, you’re probably sick and tired of what you’ve been hearing from Labour for the past few years.

Well, I’ve got some news I’m excited to share with you. Today, ACT is releasing its proposed firearms policy for consultation – I’d love to hear your feedback.

I’ve heard from Deerstalkers Associations and firearms clubs up and down New Zealand who feel like they’ve been scapegoated and had a whole load of regulations forced on them without ever being asked for input.

That’s why ACT has always stood up for LFOs and always promised that any policy would include thorough consultation with the LFO community. You can make your voice heard and provide feedback by emailing firearmspolicy@act.org.nz.
Some highlights of ACT’s policy include:
• Creating a separate, truly independent Firearms Safety Authority for licensing administration
• Scrapping the firearms registry
• Introducing a three-tier licensing system which recognises that all firearms pose a threat in the wrong hands, and that licencing the individual is the key to preventing misuse. This system will adopt a risk mitigation approach without outright banning possession of semi-automatics.
• Instant licence disqualification for gang membership
• Recognising overseas offences in the vetting process.

The full policy can be viewed here.
Thank you for your continued support and I look forward to hearing your feedback.
Yours sincerely,
Nicole McKee”

Saggy
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

I think that one was meant for my cousin, Daggy.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Saggy
3 years ago

But vikey said theyd scrapped it to appease the bald woke twat!
Nicole is a champ, ive met her twice and shes a very enthusiastic and passionate woman when it comes to firearms and the firearm owner community.

If more politicians had the same passion, dedication and common sense our country wouldnt be going down the shitter

Viking
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Show me where or stop lying.

Viking
3 years ago

Subway has been sold for billions in one of the biggest fast food acquisitions ever
Subway listed themselves for $10 billion. Roark Capital offered $9.6 according to The Wall Street Journal.
Doc Louallen
USA TODAY

Subway, a family-owned business of nearly 60 years that has other sandwich shops in its portfolio, has been acquired by private equity firm Roark Capital.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/08/25/subway-company-sold-roark-capital-billions/70675156007/

The sandwich company announced in a press release Thursday that it had received an offer from Roark. The Wall Street Journal reported that Roark offered $9.6 billion for the sale, which originally was listed for $10 billion back in February.

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Their products look healthy, but they are not

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Ronnie
3 years ago

Taste nice though!

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Sooty
3 years ago

True. Believe it or not I like their Veggie pattie.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  Ronnie
3 years ago

You filthy little freedom hating communist ☝️🤬

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Guys, come on. I wanted to know if I had the vegan gene. Unfortunately I do. From now on I will be eating Big Ben Pies. The ones that are 99% fat with offal off cuts, wrapped in plastic that leeches micro plastic particles. Does that redeem me?

Bon
Bon
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Eating a veggie pattie is a
curb stomping offence.
Dissident Ronnie, prepare to be punished.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

Interview with Pat King one of the Canadian Trucker organisers

https://rumble.com/v3bk9wc-trump-mug-shot-pat-king-trial-shelia-annette-lewis-died-a-world-of-injustic.html
Trump Mug Shot; Pat King Trial; Shelia Annette Lewis Died – A World of Injustice! Viva Frei Live

from 8.20

nasska
3 years ago

Two guys are sitting in a bar on top of a cliff on the Pacific Ocean.
They are watching the birds fly down close to the water, catch the draft and fly all the way back up.

One of the guys then exclaims, “I bet you I can do the same thing as the birds; drop down, catch the draft and have it carry me back up.”

“No you can’t” the second guy explains, “that’s impossible”

So the first guy, taking it as a challenge, runs up to the edge, jumps off, falls almost all the way and then the draft picks him up and floats him right back to his seat.

The second guy can’t believe his eyes. He immediately want to try himself. So he runs up to the edge, jumps and falls to his death in the Pacific Ocean.

The waiter who saw the whole scenario comes by and says,

“Superman, you’re a jerk when you’re drunk”

Bert
Bert
Reply to  nasska
3 years ago

Nasska….you were asking about Aeroo drones….left a post late last night.
I have the same package….small.. couple of baits behind breakers ☑️
Been dropping 3 ounce sinkers 120 m out in paddock
Untested at sea but looking good
Small but sturdy.
I’m no expert

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Bert
3 years ago

Bert has a small package.
It’s small but sturdy.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

So did huntys root last night…

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Last time he got on the piss & took a root back to his place he had an unpleasant surprise.

She was a woman. 🙂

nasska
Reply to  Bert
3 years ago

I had a read of your comment earlier Bert. I noted your mention of the time it took to charge the batteries & also the fact that you’d gotten away with trimming some trees with the Aeroo. Sounds like a tough little unit. Coupled with IAASB’s observations I reckon I’ll hit the “buy” button this weekend.

The Aeroo website has an interesting comparison chart https://aeroo.com.au/blogs/aeroo-community?page=2

Viking
3 years ago

The inevitable consequences of fools in power and their stupid decisions.

Rotorua rentals: Trade Me listings down 49 per cent on last year, claims landlords are selling up

The number of available rentals in Rotorua listed on Trade Me plummeted by nearly 50 per cent in a year, with property industry figures saying landlords are selling up to reinvest elsewhere.

“Absolutely astonishing and horrifying,” is how one investor describes the scenario, while another says more properties are being handed over to community housing providers.

Trade Me Property sales director Gavin Lloyd told the Rotorua Daily Post Weekend the number of available rental properties in Rotorua fell 49 per cent in July, compared with July last year. This compared to a nationwide drop of 21 per cent.

“Demand in the Bay of Plenty rental market is outstripping supply which is a similar trend we are seeing nationally.”

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rotorua-rental-shortage-deepens-as-listings-drop-nearly-50-per-cent-landlords-sell-up/GG7O5PK6VVEANJBPOXOJZUOJTM/

Incvestors are rational whereas the naaska and the socialists of this world are not.

But I’m sure he will tell me he is rational but broke.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Gentrification by first time owner occupiers?

nasska
Reply to  Simpleton1
3 years ago

There’ll be a small number of those certainly but I doubt that they’d cause a lot of disruption.

Much is made by the ticket clipping class of how rentals house more people than owner occupied dwellings. The 2018 census blew that out of the water offering occupancy rates of 2.8/rental vs 2.7/owner occupied.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/131589273/landlords-planning-to-quit-because-of-costs-negative-targeting-investor-group-says

Viking
Reply to  nasska
3 years ago

I reckon thats a bit of hypocrasy from a former farmer of a toy farm that was essentially uneconomical unless the govt.(the taxpayer) and your truck driving didn’t subsidise it. Tell me that’s not so and we can all recall the bleating and the taxpayer support for the farming industry. Ogh and didn’t you lady work to keep you afloat as well.
talk about ticket clipping.

nasska
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

“Tell me that’s not so”……..it isn’t. “the bleating and the taxpayer support for the farming industry”……..I didn’t get on the land as a full time cocky until 1990 & farming was by then as free from subsidies as a frog from feathers. Remember Roger Douglas? “didn’t you lady work to keep you afloat as well.”……..congrats. You got something right. We lived on her salary & paid down debt with the income the farm produced.

We did it the hard way but at least we can lie straight in bed knowing that we never were reduced to rent racketeering to build a nest egg. 🙂

Bon
Bon
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Stop sniffing the Janola bottle Vicky,
and go and vacuum the thread bare
carpets in your rental fleapit.

Viking
Reply to  Bon
3 years ago

so just another communist then. go back to your other blog.

nasska
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

……”“Demand in the Bay of Plenty rental market is outstripping supply which is a similar trend we are seeing nationally.””……

Must be all those houses that the landlords have sold that the new owners have dozed into a pile & burnt to keep them from being lived in.

Bon
Bon
3 years ago

Well, it seems the women’s B-grade auxiliary
rugby team received a damn good curb stomping
at Twickenham. Oh dear, how sad, hahahahahahaha!!

Sooty
Sooty
3 years ago

South Chicago of NZ /////

Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Picton’s where it’s at Trendsetters. Will be NZ’s next Queenstown albeit on a smaller scale.
Huntys called it. Hunty’s always right.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Hunty may have it right, if he knows that terminals are definitely shutting up shop.

As eventually with the hassle of traffic, rail, trains tooting, blasting of ship-horns, lights, the wake of the ferries, so that the terminals have to be closed down & moved to elsewhere, as it gentrifies.

It has been mooted about in the past.
Or back to Lyttleton Christchurch as ferry traffic & numbers using them as been building over the years, making larger ferries possible, if economic?

Saggy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Picton will probably become a ghost town when the big new ferries head to Lyttleton instead.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Picton will become a refugee camp for all the desperate north islanders trying to escape, be a sea of inflatable rafts and tyre tubes floating across the cook straight soon enough… theyd take the ferry but the bloody things are always broken down.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

It could be if it were developed.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

They are rebuilding the Ferry terminal and surrounds. About fking time. It’s a disgrace in its current form.
Hello 1980.
There are concerns about accommodation for the workforce. Rentals are very hard to come by and it will get worse as the mob arrive.

Viking
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

First they will need to buy some ferries that are reliable.

And then sort pout the unions.

Ross12
3 years ago

The “rent a thug” mob have disrupted Avi Yemini’s book launch tour meeting in Wellington. He has been planning it for sometime and had rented the Wellington Cathedral for his meeting ( not sure if was the cathedral itself or a hall next to it). He got an email very late in piece from the Cathedral people to say they were being threatened with violence, so they had to cancel renting the venue.

So Avi rings up Brian Tamaki for some help, given the very short notice, and Brian says no problem you can have our building out in Petone and there will be security guards on hand. Well done Brian !!

I wonder who is paying the rent a thug mob ?

Saggy
Reply to  Ross12
3 years ago

Harry Tam owes Cindy a few favours.

Saggy
3 years ago

Now they’re really taking the piss.

“A 17-letter name, the traditional Māori name for the location, has been rejected by Bay of Plenty residents for being too long, leaving it a street with no name.

Papakangahorohoro Road was proposed as the name of a development of new houses at Bunyan Rd, Whakatāne, after the Whakatāne District Council consulted with local iwi.

The name – meaning “to move swiftly in battle formation like the crab” – was chosen by Ngāti Awa cultural adviser Pouroto Ngaropō, because the houses were on land where chief Taiwhakaea trained his warriors in defence tactics and battle formations.”

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Saggy
3 years ago

What are those locals whining about?
They should consider they got off lightly.

Try this one for size
& what will be shortened too?
105 letters to maorify this one:—
“The hill of the flute playing by Tamatea – who was blown hither from afar, had a slit penis, grazed his knees climbing mountains, fell on the earth, and encircled the land – to his beloved one”.

….. Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu
……. it is the longest place name found in any English-speaking country, and possibly the longest place name in the world, according to World Atlas….. …. (with 85 characters) listed in the Guinness World Records as the longest place name.
Other versions of the name, including longer ones, are also sometimes used. …..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangi%C2%ADhangakoauauotamatea%C2%ADturipukakapikimaunga%C2%ADhoronukupokaiwhen%C2%ADuakitanatahu

They are taking the piss out of inflicting one with a “slit penis” !
The curse of this maorification.

I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Grasping at straws to poo poo ACT, the grandson of a man whose policies and ideas ultimately destroyed an entire nation and turn it into a typical corrupt african shithole rekons his grandad would never support david seymour or the act party… well no fucking shit sherlock, i just dont see how this dumb shit has relevance to nz politics?

Mao, stalin, mussolini etc all wouldnt support ACT either so big fucking deal.

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/300958418/would-nelson-mandela-have-campaigned-for-the-act-party-not-according-to-his-grandson

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
3 years ago

Shit my bad Ed, i best vote for the freedom loving, and non commie labour, greens or te pati maori….

Viking
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

With your lack of awareness and intelligence you almost certainly will. there is always the betrayers at Act if you must.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Well who else is to vote for vikey? be realistic and name parties that actually have a possibility of getting mps into parliament.

And no dont waste your time posting dnz stuff, we both know theyre not going to make it.
No party is perfect, never will be. Act has more policies/ideas that align with me then the dicky nats.
Seymour is a fucking douche but we cant change that, i can live with voting for him far more then i could live with voting for a sub 2% party and labour get back in.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

A must listen: Muriel Newman with the wanton destruction of NZ under the Labour pardy leadership of Ardern.

https://realitycheck.radio/replays/real-talk-show-replays/
Labour’s Many Failings: Muriel Newman 17 August

Ronnie
Ronnie
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

That woman is top shelf. ACT should court her for some role. Her ”how to live on the smell of an oily rag” tips should be mandatory reading for all beanies.

Viking
Reply to  Ronnie
3 years ago

Muriel was an ACT MP and bailed.
Intelligent and nice lady.

Leofric
Leofric
3 years ago
Odakyu-sen
Reply to  Leofric
3 years ago

Just call it “P Street.”

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Leofric
3 years ago

So lucky it is not the 105 letter disabled penis slitter version. 🙁
https://ysb.co.nz/have-your-say-1586/#comment-348515

The maoris fear and are desperately afraid of democracy.

Leofric
Leofric
Reply to  Simpleton1
3 years ago

Apologies, I didn’t see the earlier post or I would have commented underneath. The Maoris can still fuck off though.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

Just like Biden denying he’s caused economic failure putting the US in the shit

Carmel Sepuloni says cost of living crisis ‘not necessarily the Government’s fault’
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2023/08/carmel-sepuloni-says-cost-of-living-crisis-not-necessarily-the-government-s-fault.html

Deputy Prime Minister Carmel Sepuloni is avoiding accountability over the cost of living crisis, saying it’s “not necessarily the Government’s fault”.

The election is right around the corner and the cost of living is on everyone’s minds.

Leofric
Leofric
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

What a thick bitch. Don’t worry everybody, Labour is going to throw more borrowed money at you. Fuck me dead.

Bon
Bon
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

She has the intellect of a toilet roll.
Car crash Sepuloni
wouldn’t even know how she was born.
Fucking thick coral stomper.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

Superman turns back time. BRILLIANT! (from 4mins)

https://rumble.com/v3blaf6-trump-triumph-gangster-mugshot-return-to-twitter-record-high-polling-da-fan.html
BACKFIRE: Trump’s GANGSTER Mugshot Goes Viral, Trump EPIC Twitter Return | DA Fani Willis EXPOSED 🚨
Benny Johnson

Leofric
Leofric
3 years ago

And you lot all poo-pooed the idea that the MSM are bought and paid for?

https://twitter.com/bryce_edwards/status/1694784634188615912?s=20

Viking
Reply to  Leofric
3 years ago

Not I as it has been pbvious for a long time.
Was going on way back when broadcasting was first established.
It was always controlled by the Govt. and the Nats started that.
Didn’t like it when Hauraki came along and disputed their right to control the airwaves.

Leofric
Leofric
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

That bit was ///sarc or whatever, Viking.

nasska
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

In this V2 is correct. Radio transmissions started in 1921 & by 2023 the dead hands of church & state had the medium under iron fisted control. Worth noting that the 2021 government was led by the Reform Party & a few Liberal renegades which eventually merged in 1936 to become the Nats:

……”In 1923 the state established an annual fee: five shillings for radio receivers (increased to £1 10s in 1925) and £2 for transmitters. Controls on broadcast content were also introduced. All content had to follow a strict moral code, advertising was banned, and Sundays had to have substantial religious programming. These rules were closely monitored by the Post and Telegraph Department..”…….

Then Labour after winning the 1935 election decided in the manner of all socialist totalitarians that state ownership would stop anything nasty or unkind being broadcast about the government.

…….”In 1935 the newly elected Labour government made broadcasting a state department. The New Zealand Broadcasting Service (NZBS) took over all of the NZBB’s functions. In opposition Labour had championed the B stations; once in power they changed their policy to one of state purchase. The NZBS absorbed all of the B stations, other than Gisborne’s 2ZM (renamed 2XM) and Dunedin’s 4ZD (renamed 4XD). With these two exceptions broadcasting became a state monopoly, remaining so for the next 25 years.”……..

https://teara.govt.nz/en/radio/page-2

Now they’re starting on the internet!

Kea
Kea
Reply to  nasska
3 years ago

They’ve more than started on the internet. Huge chunks of it are missing. Extreme left msm sources are the sources of truth.

The internet is fucked.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

NZBC one and only channel

revtech120
revtech120
3 years ago

Chippie is making arrangements to import many more Ukrainian refugee families, I learn something every day, today I’ve learnt that despite what I’ve always thought Ukraine must have many Black Muslim families in their Country.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  revtech120
3 years ago

I was talking to one the other day. Blonde Slavic stunner 😍

Bon
Bon
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

No you were not.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Bon
3 years ago

On Tinder but she didn’t turn up. Could probably smell the rubber breath.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  revtech120
3 years ago

Revvy did you see the numerous muppets in uk/europe that took up the “adopt a ukrainian”… there were plenty of vids at the time of all these clack bunts turning up, was hilarious as im sure a fair few of the blokes had imagery of sexy white ukrainian mail order brides. Many couldnt speak ukrainian let alone english, it was a great lesson on the downsides of going woke and suppprting the current thing.

Ross12
3 years ago

The discussion on using drones for fishing got me interested. It seems like fun, so I’ve just had a quick look at Alibaba.
Quite a range to look at but this one, while not cheap, seems have some good features.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/SwellPro-Fisherman-Drone-FD1-Fishing-Basic_1600552915920.html?spm=a2700.themePage.107031219.17.fac76186C5RET7

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Ross12
3 years ago

A friend of a friend has a late model swellpro, they can pretty much tow out a longline. He drags out 15 baits sometimes over 1km, hes got one if those new fangdangled electric reels loaded with 1.5km of braid, the whole setup owes him almost 10k, cheaper then a boat he rekons but a boat can go fish more places then a drone.

The alibaba one is alot cheaper then the ones sold here in nz, wonder if theyre knock offs or if the kiwi outfits buying alibaba and got a sweet markup…
https://dronefishing.co.nz/brand/swellpro/ note alot of them are refurbs and not brand spanker… $$$$$$

Ive got one of these zippy lil beasts… https://www.trademe.co.nz/4285239902
Hard to know how much stuff on tardme will go for tho, could be an $700 bargain or go well over a grand.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

I fish from land with a little soft bait rod. Often have a bag of fish in 30 minutes. It’s all about the right spot, tide and technique.

Gear freaks 😀

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Ya flick the spinner around some places while the big rods are set, snag a few kahawai or sea run trout for fun while the surfcasters catch the good eaters (hopefully)
Plus sometimes its just good to parkup and chill in a chair with a beer and try catch a feed. Its my get away/chill time, i hardly take days off or else slave at home so its a great way to ensure i keep my sanity. Stupid boy has had 2 whole days off work in since 2nd of june, so i just shoot off the odd arvo and chill at the beach where no cunt can get me to drive a tractor, fix shit or feed animals.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

👍

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Thinks he’s Bear Grylls. ☝️🤡
I used to tickle trout many moons ago when I was a youngster, they go into a trance and then you flick ’em up onto the bank. Would get 4 or 5 in an hour.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

We used tuna bombs

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

That called Dynamite!

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

270 works a treat aswell… some good feeds of fish some hunting trips 🙂

Ross12
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Thanks SB. My guess the NZ outfit is importing from China.
What is the advantage, if any, of a drone setup compared to those small model boat set ups that have around for 5-10years and advertised on TV a lot? Is it the speed of setting up the line?

PS Also don’t forget the Alibaba prices are in US$.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Ross12
3 years ago

Pros and cons for both setups, my mate on the coast has a kontiki and 3 times now the mainline has caught a submerged log and snapped, if you get snagged on a gnarly reef its goodbye aswell vs losing a sinker and hook drone/surfcasting. Hes just been lucky a kayak or jetski has been handy to go retrieve it otherwise it would sail into the sunset, drone can fall out the sky too.
Kontikis are much more bulky and heavy, you also probably want a winch to wind in the mainline but you can bait with 25 hooks, sometimes the surf mucks them up and theyll go paralell to the beach instead of straight outwhich means wasted run fishing and a tangled line in the surf.

Kite fishing is an in between option too, can fly in far stronger winds then a drone ever could and get a line out through surf a contiki couldnt, much cheaper too but lil bit more hassle then drone or kontiki.

Viking
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Here’s a better idea hunty. No need for ETS and that garbage.

OUR POLICY – AGRICULTURE AND CLIMATE
Farming is the backbone of New Zealand. We stand with our farmers and rural New Zealand.
In our policy:

We will veto any new taxes on farming to keep food affordable, support our rural economy, and support work to improve emissions efficiency.
We will focus on improving environmental outcomes through locally targeted actions rather than regulation.
Methane is a short-lived gas, so we will promote adopting a more accurate measurement methodology, based on the latest science.
We will refocus spending and research on adapting to a changing climate. We will repeal and replace the Climate Change Response Act 2002.
We will stop carbon credits for forestry in order to reduce carbon farming and associated rural job losses, and protect food-producing land.
We will require climate research that informs policy decisions to apply the scientific method, to ensure decisions are robust and evidence based.

You can read our full policy wording here. https://democracynz.org/assets/DemocracyNZ-Ag-policy-ELECTION-2023.pdf

Kea
Kea
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Farming is the backbone of New Zealand. civilisation.

Fixed it .

Farmers feed the urban dwelling filth who are trying to destroy them.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Watch Viking cry like a bitch when DNZ gets 2.8% on election night.
Hunty will be reminding him for a looooong time after.

Viking
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

you like communist governements then?
Cuase that’s what you will get with Luxflakes Hpocratic seyless and winston the waka jimper.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

Vikey old dude theyre not commies ffs theyre just political scum, neither of them command the military power needed to enable a successful communist govt.

If you honestly think theyre actual communists then you need your head checked and up your meds.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Hunty did you not see the one news poll results? dnz dropped 0.6% down to 0.0%. 2.8% would be an absolute stunning result.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Lol 😂

Hooker Phil
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

That hits the mark.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

But tYraNny, vAciNes, thE prOtEst….

Kea
Kea
3 years ago

Loving the Coast. Unlike gear freaks such as SB who cart a ute load of drones, fishing gear, diving gear and faggot rifles with silencers (doubles as the wife’s strap on) and super duper range finding thermal imaging scopes that interface with Grindr – Kea keeps it simple.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

^ broke and owns nothing and also…. jealous 🙂

Cant clog up the boot of the prado too much esp if the 4 dogs want to come to the beach. My dive,fishing and hunting gear would easily fit in the boot of your wee honda city bro.

Weather algood over those parts dude? Whats a kea do to fill in the day over there… hope youre not wasting your time in glacier car parks chewing window rubbers!

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Trail running. Exploring and shit.

Speaking of dogs, some rock climbing bimbos big black Labrador came galloping up to like I was his best mate. When I left the bloody thing ran ahead and jumped in my car with its mud covered paws🤣

I’m up Punakaiki way and it’s just started with light rain. Been very warm.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Southerly on the way. Chilly night so wrap up warm in the Honda.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

I’m in a flash hotel this trip. So bring it on.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

You’ll be right. Turn the lecy blanket on!

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Bloody labs are retarded, our lab is anyones best mate if it thinks itll score a pat or a snack.

I wanna take lil sb to punakaiki and the rocks next month if i get time, good fishing not far from there aswell. Used to spend a bit of time around barrytown back in the day, got the old isuzu mu stuck waaaay along the beach there and walked for bloody hours down the beach and across paddocks to find someone who was home, fun times 🙁
Used to be good roar hunting around those parts too, was never as thrashed as haast ways but scrubby heads.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Just been to the All Nations for a feed. Awesome place.

Where the hell did you hunt in that jungle?

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Mates worked in a few mines around those parts so used to gain access through there,sometimes lazy hunting on the reclaimed openish ground and others thick bluffy crap in places but several times youd down a stag and within 100m youd be on another one. Probs dead now from 1080 overload? That was 16-18yrs ago now.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Never hunted the Paparoa’s. Full of supplejack and Keikei. I know from down Haast / Paringa way how tough that is with pack and rifle. But there’s deer in it and you can get real close.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Get a room you two.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

No you’re not.
You haven’t even left home
You’re still trying to push start your Honda City, automatic.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 years ago

Hey Kea, all that going to the gym – this ISN’T YOU! 🤩

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X84xehMAw60
Alan Ritchson is even BIGGER for Reacher 2

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

Reacher was an alright series with that dude, might have to keep wifey from watching it or else ill get hassled about my stunning dad bod.

That dude must spend a good part of his life obsessing over working out, probs also eats a shitty diet of a million egg whites and bunch of protien shakes…. and a steady supply of keas steroid juice

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Yep he’s on the PEDs for sure.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Kea how long would someone have to spend in a gym each day to 1. Achieve that, and 2. Maintain it?

Kea
Kea
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

3 days a week 40 minute workouts. If you take the drugs he’s on.

Training every day is a terrible idea. You need recovery time to improve. It only works if you train like a little bitch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtFebY9vGM&pp=ygUaYWxhbiByaXRjaHNvbiBuYXR0eSBvciBub3Q%3D

Kea
Kea
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

This is my hero. Check out his size compared to the muscle jocks. Massive strength.

He’s hilarious 😆

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GP8JDg-HloQ

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

He’s very believeable as Reacher. Sexy too! Mrs SB has good taste. 😍

Viking
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

Well I guess watching anything great is better than what’s available around the farm.
She allowed to dream.Helps with the agony.

Kea
Kea
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

All that = one or two times a week. Already seeing a difference visually 👍

But yeah that’s about how I look. That’s why Mikey pie guts is so jealous about me.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Yeah righto 🤣😂

nasska
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

If you ask him nicely I’m sure that he’ll be happy to send regular videos to keep you up to date with progress WG. 🙂

Kea
Kea
Reply to  nasska
3 years ago

Most women suffer uncontrollable orgasms if my shadow even passes over them. Poor things 🥹

Pinky1
Pinky1
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🐷might✈️

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Eewww!

Mike Hunty
Reply to  waikatogirl
3 years ago

I’m picking the bird looks like Stephen Hawking, sans wheelchair 😂😂

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

Organisms that fall off your putrid little body you mean

Bon
Bon
Reply to  Mike Hunty
3 years ago

Disgusting.

Bon
Bon
Reply to  Kea
3 years ago

‘Uncontrollable laughter’
I think that’s what you
meant to say bird.

Your friend, Bon.

Curious
3 years ago

Another victory in the employment court for a worker fired by an employer for not taking the jab.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/damar-industries-to-pay-33k-after-firing-partly-vaccinated-rotorua-worker-during-covid/NFC4QLMESZEGHC5J5WEKAUMTLU/ (not paywalled)

Curious
Reply to  Curious
3 years ago

On the same note a group of AirNz staff raising fund to take on AirNZ in the courts over the mandates.
https://www.givesendgo.com/FlyinginfreedomNZ

Must be some more of SB’s butthurt anti-vax nutters.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Curious
3 years ago

Folks mandated out of a job have a legit cause and i have sympathy for them, no one should lose their job for shit like that. Dunno why theyve left it so long tho?
You can be anti vax without being a nutter or a butthurt nutter.

Curious
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Sometimes it takes a long time to get justice. Sometimes it is worth persevering. There are millions of people world wide who have been harmed by this plandemic in many different ways. They all deserve justice. The criminals involved deserve punishment. Giving up and forgetting about the whole thing is not an option.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Curious
3 years ago

Dont ever forget but it is possible to move on without dwelling on shit too much.

Saggy
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

Sometimes it’s better just to let stuff go. Esp if it’s stuff you can’t control. Otherwise it’s just going to eat you up. No point in that.

Viking
Reply to  Saggy
3 years ago

Thats how they get away with the shit they hand out. Look at the crimes. Keep doing bad shit because no one bothers to make them accountable.
Don’t sweat the small stuff. deal with the core problem.

Curious
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
3 years ago

I don’t let it rule my life SB but being retired now I do have a little more time than someone working with a young family. I am realistic enough to know that as an individual I don’t have much influence but I do what I can. Life for your kids and my grand kids will be unbearable if the bastards are allowed to continue in the current direction, though unfortunately most of them (the kids and grandkids) can’t see it coming.

Bon
Bon
Reply to  Viking
3 years ago

WTF is ‘Sween’ Vicky ?????
Wayyyyy past time for your meds
STOP drinking Jeyes Fluid.

Viking
Reply to  Bon
3 years ago

In case you are wondering, I have cataracts in both eyes and fingers that sometimes don’t work. Bit of bloody nuisance and if I forgot to check what I write for some reason these get by.
Cataracts from 7 years of prenisone from the results of flu injections which nearly paralised me. I had two and the second one caused a lot of issues.
That just might wise you up to why I despise these bastards with their jabs.
My fingers have done a hell of a lot of hard work in the bush, bakeries and so on. A couple sometimes just don’t go when they should.
Having my eyes fixed shortly and then hopefully my fingers. No state subsidy for either. Eyes alone probably close to 12 k.
Thats what it is when ya get beyond 65.

Kea
Kea
3 years ago

Kea is feeling a strong urge to become a filthy feral bush hippie on the Coast.😃

The world of humans is so disappointing.

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