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    • It sounds like it could be the second Islamic terror attack. Do you remember the woman who attacked the pilot and co-pilot with an knife?

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  3. Andrea Vance writes a piece from a former beehive aid in a story that is not going to go away. “The rot is deep.(The) party is allergic to woman”. Those are powerful words from a former Beehive aid, appalled by how the labour Party has handled allegations of Sexual Assault by a staffer.
    https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/115898326/the-labour-party-is-allergic-to-women
    This is not going to go away as Party members show their disgust of this crime.

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    • Never thought I would agree with Andrea Vance, but she is correct in her stuff story. This has shown the liebour party for what it is.

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    • I don’t like Andrea Vance but that is a well written article that asks some very good questions of the Labour party, NZF and the Greens.

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      • I remember when Andrea Vance first started in the NZ MSM. I vividly recall thinking — who is this journalist ? She actually knows how to write , grammatically correct, can string sentences together properly etc , just like the great writers in The Australian. Pity I did not agree with her political views .

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    • I’m working on a recruitment slogan for the socialists. How about:

      Join Young Labour! You’ll be really touched.

      or

      Labour Youth! We can use you.

      or

      Labour! Perverts for the proletariat.

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    • I can remember when Andrea Vance first appeared in the NZ MSM. I recall thinking who is this new journalist, she can actually write extremely well? Unlike the existing lot she was/is grammatically correct, can string sentences together coherently, present the argument or point well etc. Just like the great writers in The Australian newspaper.
      Pity I did not agree with her political views but as others have said she has done extremely well with this piece and I hope she does not give up.

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    • I’m am on Wi Fi and my Phillip’s TV that is over 5years old was perfect picture,colour, sound and I live in Huntly. I purchased a Chrome ultra for my TV , it was easy to install and watched Aussie vFiji first then the All Blacks v South Africa streaming through my phone with not one problem.

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      • I wish to complain to tvnz. Why can you take my favorite tv programs off and play unsceduled sport programs. It ruined my nights viewing. I have rights you know!

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  5. Vance won’t let this go.
    She knows the public is disgusted by this governments mishandling of the very serious crimes committed by its
    own people.
    This scar is very deep, no amount of make up or fakery can save them.
    The victims need justice.
    We the people, demand justice be served.
    Do it.
    Finish it.

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      • But, but Jacinda says we have an open and transparent government.

        Are you saying she is wrong?

        Asking for a friend.

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    • We’re talking about an ex-NOTW journalist here. Integrity, truth and principle are not in her DNA

      I think this is something different. Vance got passed over for the political editor job about 18 months ago in favour of diversity virtue-signalling (hence the appointment of younger, utterly inexperienced Jacinda accolyte Jessica Mutch).

      So hell hath no fury like an ageing female journalist (lol look at Alison Mau to see the truth in that assertion) so Vance is now keen proving how bad the decision to pass her over was by tearing down a PM when the political editor fails to do so – proving for all to see that (diversity is the new stupid) and Jessica’s clearly wasn’t up to Mutch (!) and the appointment was stupid as the best person for the job got over-looked.

      Which is fine by me, I don’t care if she’s doing it because she’ll be paid in baby parts, so long as she helps tear down the CoL.

      But please, let’s not ascribe virtues to a being that is genetically pre-disposed to not have any. This is about scratching the eyes out of a rival.

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  6. Toxic feminism and the RWC

    Yes Alison Mau – that old piece of fetid Aussie mutton – is still pushing her “all men are bastards” message in an attempt to continue her dim and unspectacular media career. After spectacularly failing to call out NZ’s most dishonest PM ever on her sheltering of a violent sexual abuser in her office, Alison Mau’s whiny voice is screeching about how wimmin are going to suffer because of the RWC.

    Seriously, is there nothing that the cancer of toxic feminism doesn’t find offensive?

    Why is that haggard old trout still over here and not back in Aussie, oh I know it’s because she wouldn’t even be given the time of day in her own country. The only place on the planet where a sad old has been like her has a chance is in Cindy’s Socialist Republic of Aotearoa-istan.

    FFS Alison. It’s over for your career. Give it up already and give us all a rest of that jumbo jet whining voice of yours. And leave the fucking RWC alone for FFS.

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  8. Another stunning day in the Waikato. Lots to get done outside. Itching to plant my vege seedlings but just a little too early for them. Have an awesome Sunday everyone…

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    • More colladeral damage coming for you Little?
      I hope he does not come to my area?
      Its such a wonderful culture, we should all learn it

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      • I saw over in the naki a deportee made headlines in the local rag. Exported from aust and just about straight into prison!

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  10. One for Naaska when he climbs out of his cot this morning.

    https://www.facebook.com/nzvintagepostcards/photos/a.162871530890387/162870854223788/?type=3&theater

    Lots of old NZ photo’s on this page for anyone interested.
    Like this one. Kupe looking for NZ. 😆

    https://scontent.fhlz3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17265215_172777699899770_1915860332329538531_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_eui2=AeGCQF8KeRQB9dN29BYdPSPwHcVJQy4S9SbVscFuIr8SKNPRQLlmtWZo7XPkKs-pJAjtQglX94aObJEx6G0NftMRG4bqjtfD9_BeNy6RMY7dXA&_nc_oc=AQmXrN9SlX5rohAm-xQt8NnZKvbciBExOZblRCJtEDCiHoe63qW4A4Wc1vlRIa01puQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fhlz3-1.fna&oh=30d88d823053d68f438e5371bdae9e99&oe=5E39B0BB

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    • The building the horse is partially obstructing the view of is A H Herbert & Co who were general merchants & grocers for about 120 years. They closed about 25 years ago. The far (south) end is now occupied by a sex shop selling vibrators & inflatable sheep to the travelling public.

      Way ahead of Tauranga where I understand gentlemen still queue at the barbers on Friday nights to buy the weekend’s supply of prophylactics. 🙂

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        • Now you’re starting to worry me. Inflatable women are for men who can’t get a real wife or girlfriend.

          How fucked are you if you can’t get a real sheep! 🙂

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            • Imagine stephieboy counting sheep:

              …….two hundred & six, two hundred & seven, Hullo Darling, two hundred & nine…….. 🙂

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          • Umm. Christmas present for a lonely mate.
            2 for one deal.
            Missus on holiday.
            Needed a haircut.
            I can’t run in gumboots, ingrown toenail and
            I’ve got the measles.

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      • We are all GE free up here Naaska. Don’t use old fashioned things.
        Besides, you don’t supply enough sheep anymore to make enough to supply north of the desert.
        Do you know how many Kg of those things get separated out at the sewerage plant? Do they breakdown in the landfill?

        All good questions for the next greeny that comes along.

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  13. Last night when I was watching the rugby I was absolutely staggered to see piece of propaganda for an outfit called Genless who blatantly told us to use less energy! Not just change our energy generation methods to be more ‘green’ blah blah blah – but to actually USE LESS ENERGY.

    The ad was very well produced and featured sound and video bites of famous people like Churchill and Martin Luther King, using quotes that were taken completely out of context and strung together to sell the ‘climate emergency’ message.

    The whole tenor of this disgusting piece of propaganda reminded me of science fiction films where a zombie-like populace is being brainwashed by big brother in a semi hypnotic state. Really. I’m not exaggerating. It was exactly like this.

    One of the most frightening things about this social engineering attempt was the money that could be thrown at it. The propaganda had very high production values and they have the budget to air it during a hugely popular opener the world cup! It must have cost a fortune.

    We should be very afraid. There are some extremely powerful and well funded forces out there who genuinely want to destroy our civilisation. This is not a joke. Be warned.

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    • Right on the button Dave.
      The misinformation is glaringly obvious to those who want to see.
      The louder they shout, the more they have to hide.
      The corralling of thought is necessary for their plan to succeed.
      I don’t watch TV.

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      • Do that Genless own the bloody great generator and 1000 gallon fuel tank trailer to power stupid EV cars in this mornings lead photo!

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      • Maybe the comment from Alan Jones , especially the piece highlighted by BN above, should be sent to the promoters of the video.

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      • Thanks Dave.I just split my coffee.
        I know Andrew Caseley and was horrified to see his photo.
        Maybe I need to educate him.Or Try.

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      • We fund this outfit! How pathetic. I have reached the stage of writing off clowns like James Shaw and resent being told what is thought to be good for me by Andrew Casely’s overfunded unnecessary outfit.

        I also thought Andrew was smarter than the piece implies.

        The notion that we can change climate by turning off lights and sitting shivering in the dark after a cold meal is dragging us down below a point I accept.

        That is making an assumption that our efforts are solely responsible and nature and the sun are not involved.

        Saw a piece yesterday about a professor who has cut his air travel. Apparently he has been travelling extensively internationally to maintain his academic credibility but has given up air travel and uses Skype or email air stuff with colleagues. How about that, a simple solution that saves carbon, reduce his international air travel.

        Did not need to be a professor to figure that one out. He also found he had more time for his family. Fancy that.

        Just waiting to see what additional stupidity our PM warbles on about at the UN farce and what dumb stuff will emerge after that blast of carbon is expended. Not sure how an air trip for the PM and entourage to New York via Tokyo compares to me staying warm in my house. I am sure what I can do without.

        They are out of touch with reality and people.

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        • Now you are talking. Imagine what we could save if Cindy stayed home and conducted her lecturing the rest of the world via skype. She would not only find time for her family, she might even have time to fix the liarbour sex assault fiasco, that she knows nothing about.
          Someone see the flying piggies?

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  15. I’ve just been given a copy of the Christchurch Press Your Weekend supplement.

    It contains a full two page colour photo of Ardern surrounded by hysterical school girls. Ardern has her usual toothy grin and all smiles.

    I felt very uneasy looking at this as it’s just plain creepy that an adult has to resort to surrounding herself with adoring school children when the going gets tough. Guess it’s her comfort blanket in lieu of sucking her thumb.

    God help New Zealand if we suffer a real crisis. She would be out rounding up school kids to be her advisors. No doubt some are now being head hunted for the current sex scandal enquiry.

    This woman is a lightweight and must stop trying to portray herself as a modern day Mother Teresa.

    We want a leader who can make the hard descions not a bobbing head headline grabber.

    Oh look….. is that a TV crew..

    Her attitude is “Fuck you Jack I’m OK” people love me.

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    • Personally, I’m happy for her to do that.
      I don’t want her leading (wrecking) our country
      Hopefully the voters will see this next year!

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  16. Who Will Be Fed Next To The Hungry Gods Of Politics?
    Chris Trotter
    https://thedailyblog.co.nz/2019/09/20/who-will-be-fed-next-to-the-hungry-gods-of-politics/

    “When the hands of the political gods are on your shoulders, pushing you forward, there is very little on this earth that can stop you. Seeing how effortlessly Jacinda made her way to the Beehive’s ninth floor who can doubt it? Political commentators talk about Jacinda’s “stardust” – that mysterious quality which has lent so much lustre to her time in office. What they’re really talking about, of course, is magic. The magic she brings to the job. But, from whence does magic come – if not from the gods?”

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  17. This is a list of the members of the NZ Labour Council from their website today
    Members of NZ Council
    Senior Vice President: Tracey McLellan
    Maori Senior Vice President: Tane Phillips
    Women’s Vice President: Fleur Fitzsimons
    Affiliates Vice President: Chris Flatt
    Pacific Island Vice President: Jerome Mika
    Youth Vice President: Kaitlyn White
    Policy Council Representative: Rachel Boyack
    Rainbow Representative: Paul Stevens
    Te Kaunihera Maori Representatives: Honey Heemi and Rudy Taylor
    General Secretary: Andre Anderson
    Parliamentary Leader: Rt Hon Jacinda Ardern MP
    Parliamentary Deputy Leader: Hon Kelvin Davis MP
    Caucus Secretary Jan Tinetti MP
    Auckland/Northland Representatives: Antonia Verstappen, Simon Mitchell and Jesse Thompson
    Waikato/Bay of Plenty Representative: Rosina Taueki
    Central North Island Representative: Alan McKenzie
    Wellington Representative: Paul Tolich
    Northern South Island Representative: Keir Leslie
    Otago/Southland Representative: Michael Wilson
    They need a minimum of 8 to have a quorum to meet.
    I would assume the Caucus Secretary Jan Tinetti MP would need to attend any meeting as secretary.
    I would be very surprised if the secretary would have to know all that passed through this council.
    In their rules, all comittees formed must have unamious agreement in decisions and report to the Council, I guess this is addressed to the secretary.
    Are the attendance of these meetings and minutes available to the public or Labour members?
    How many people on this Council knew what occurred and when with both sex scanbdals?
    Was it the same 18 people on this Council in late 2018.
    So many questions with so few answers from this open and transparent party.
    I would think Jan Tinetti has had access to more information than anyone in the above list as secretary.
    Can someone tell me who the NZ Labour party welfare officer is, I cannot find this on their website.
    This person has the duty to sort all complaints.

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  18. Best Meme ever.
    The Church of Woke has been sent into a veritable tailspin.
    Their cognitive dissonance is short circuiting.
    A circular with five words printed on it was anonymously posted on lampposts, churches etc in Boston.

    “Islam is right about women.”

    The inclusivity and diversity mantra takes a massive hit.

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    • Quran 2:282 Pickthal: translation
      And if two men be not (at hand)
      then a man and two women, of such as ye approve as witnesses,
      so that if the one erreth (through forgetfulness) the other will remember.

      So it seems that a woman’s testimony is only worth half a mans according to Mohammad’s most serious scripture.

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    • A modern day interpretation.

      Excerpts from Saudi cleric Abd Al-Aziz Al-Fawzan, which aired on Al-Majd TV on June 11, 2007
      …. It has shown that the twisted nature of women stems from their very creation. This is how Allah wanted woman to be. ….
      …. put up with all the silly ignorant things she might say, because this constitutes part of the nature of her creation.
      In addition, women have surging emotions, which in some cases, might overpower their minds. …..
      https://www.memri.org/tv/saudi-cleric-abd-al-aziz-al-fawzan-husbands-should-put-their-wives-slips-and-errors-because/transcript

      Who can deny the word of allah as put by his prophet Mohammad for all of time and place. 🙂

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    • Sahih Bukhari [a most respected islamic scholar]
      (English) reference Volume 1, Book 6, Hadith 301
      Related Qur’an verses 2.282
      Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:-
      Once Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) went out to the Musalla (to offer the prayer) ofId-al-Adha or Al-Fitr prayer.
      Then he passed by the women and said, “O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you (women).”

      They asked, “Why is it so, O Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) ?”
      He replied, “You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you.
      A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you.”

      The women asked, “O Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ)! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?”
      He said, “Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?”
      They replied in the affirmative.

      He said, “This is the deficiency in her intelligence.
      Isn’t it true that a woman can neither pray nor fast during her menses?”
      The women replied in the affirmative.
      He said, “This is the deficiency in her religion.”

      Just who can deny the words of Mohammad, for what he had seen in hell, as he learnt from the angel Gabriel about what allah wanted him to know, so to guide his followers in understanding in allah’s truths. 🙂

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        • Do not hit the face!
          The green bruises below will be covered. 🙁

          Sahih Bukhari
          (English) reference Volume 7, Book 72, Hadith 715
          …… Aisha said that the lady (came), wearing a green veil (and complained to her (Aisha) of her husband and showed her a green spot on her skin caused by beating).
          It was the habit of ladies to support each other, so when Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) came, Aisha said, “I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women. Look! Her skin is greener than her clothes!” ….           https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-7/Book-72/Hadith-715/

          As noted by Mohammad’s favourite very young wife.
          Another colour for the true believing muslima, and it seems that Mohammad was ok with that.

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    • Yes we need to be far more WOKE here on YSB and embrace diversity.

      Many of you need guidance on how to beat your wife correctly and other basics.

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    • So the woke are ok with fgm?, until they take the cut? 🙁

      September 13 2019
      The Scottish government wants to help courts protect anyone at risk of female genital mutilation.
      A law to tackle female genital mutilation is racially motivated because it excludes intimate piercings and cosmetic surgery, black and Muslim campaigners have claimed.
      Proposals to seize passports and detain anyone suspected of the practice have angered Africans and Muslims in Scotland who fear that they are being racially profiled.
      https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-law-on-fgm-is-racially-motivated-holyrood-told-9vlsdf0lc

      The rest is hidden by a pay wall.
      ————

      Sunan Abu Dawud
      (English) reference Book 41, Hadith 5251
      Narrated Umm Atiyyah al-Ansariyyah: A woman used to perform circumcision in Medina.
      The Prophet said to her: Do not cut severely as that is better for a woman and more desirable for a husband.

      Seems to be ok with it, no anesthetic, at what age? and just what is severe?
      It seems that woman may be deficient in intelligence, and being so emotional, so they perhaps should have no choice in this when seeking Mohammad’s guidance.
      A bit more than a piercing or cosmetic surgery.

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    • Woman must not commit “unlawful actions”, as then becomes the duty of usually males, to see that honorary justice is done.

      Jordan’s Parliament has rejected the senate’s recommendation to uphold a law providing stiffer penalties for men who kill women in so-called “honour killings”.

      Islamists and conservatives said the laws violated religious traditions and would destroy families and values.

      The issue of women’s rights, particularly honour killings, has been a highly charged issue between conservative and liberal sides of the political spectrum.

      Murder cases carry stiff penalties in Jordan, but honour killers usually receive reduced sentences since their crimes are considered to be committed in “fits of rage” or as a “crime of passion”, sparked by “unlawful action” on the part of the victim.
      https://www.aljazeera.com/archive/2003/09/2008410102158508644.html

      It is not so ruled on in koran and hadith, but the intensity of shame to a family, or even a community that follows Mohammads guidance and sayings and understand Mohammads deeds and actions, feel that this is their duty and way to justice, to uphold family values.

      I think the Labour Party align with these values too, as they seem to not wish their victims well, and indeed try to place their perverse form of justice on all of us. 🙁

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    • I thought it was a no no to hit the face, as I guided by the imam in kea’s video post.
      I guess if sunglasses does not cover the colour green, then it is the full burka.

      A judge in Saudi Arabia is reported to have said that it is acceptable for a man to slap his wife if she spends too much money on luxury items. …..

      …… Justice Razine acknowledged the depth of the problem of domestic violence, until recently not acknowledged as a serious issue in the ultra-conservative Muslim country, where family problems traditionally remained behind closed doors.

      Saudi women have in the past few years become more vocal about the problem of husbands beating wives and fathers mistreating children.

      But Justice Razine said some of the blame must be shouldered by wives for their behaviour.

      “Nobody puts even a fraction of the blame on them,”he said, according to the report.
      https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-05-10/spendthrift-saudi-wives-deserve-slap/1678166

      This modern day judge seems to understand the wiles and seductions of woman, just as Mohammad was shown by allah.

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  19. Yes the next Labour Pardy “National” conference (ha ha) is coming up soon.
    They will have to elect a new Pardy president.
    And it will be interesting if they stick with Ardern, or Robertson or Little

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  20. What angers me most about the left is not their ideology. It is the fact that so many of their positions are plainly irrational and fail when they come into contact with reality. Yet they double down and pursue them anyway, effectively putting the ideology ahead of outcomes for people.

    Well intentioned people, be they left or right, tend to want the same outcomes, but differ on how to achieve those outcomes.

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  21. The piggies get it wrong, again.
    The piggies allow it to float in the ether for three days that the Rakaia farm worker was shot>> Guns = BAD
    Bad guns. Very naughty. Must confiscate.

    Then it turns out – ta da – after all this time that the geezer was not shot.
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/115992413/midcanterbury-farm-worker-not-shot-police-say

    Then to add to the misleading crap – more lies – coming out from the cops
    This in one of the articles about the unfolding (albeit with false stories) event:-
    “A man appeared in the Christchurch District Court on Friday morning charged with threatening to kill, possession of ammunition and having possession of a drug utensil relating to cannabis use.”
    ….Bu .. But hold on a moment… are we not being told that the cops do not arrest people over cannabis matters anyway!

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Goebbels.
    The lies and propaganda are in full swing on so many levels with these politicised peckerheads derived from but now far removed from Robert Peel’s original creation.

    The keystone kiddies are left scratching their helmet hair after this one as well
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/115627353/four-flee-after-car-crashes-into-tree
    “Four people took off from a crash in Hamilton, leaving police to figure out how the car ended up against a tree.”
    and yet a couple of paragraphs later it says:-
    “A woman who works nearby said a customer saw the crash happening, and she caught the tail end of it.
    “They just came through the roundabout and just didn’t turn. Hit and left,” said the woman..”

    Well Jeez Wayne, how come the keystoners are trying to figure out what happened?
    At this rate Forrest Gump could be the next NZ Police Commissioner.
    At least he would be of better character than the current drunk driver in charge.

    For those with any doubt still lurking, this surely shows that that the NZ keystone cops and the media are not here to serve you with truth. Hell NO!

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  22. I understand that as a result of the Liabor sex scandal their motto has changed from let’s do this to let’s screw this…..

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    • It’s such a flexible motto….
      can be used when introducing Policy…. let’s screw this UP
      or when running for cover….let’s screw this DOWN
      or when changing systems …let’s screw this AROUND
      and on Budget night…let’s screw them OVER

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  23. Fun fact:

    When Al Gore was born there were 7,000 polar bears on the planet. Now, after decades of yammering about how global warming was going to be the death of polar bears, their number is down to 25,000.

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  24. Breaking news:
    Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was caught, naked in front of two nurses.
    He was being born at the time.

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    • But earlier today, Broadcasting Minister Kris Faafoi said the Government would “leave it to Spark to answer the concerns around last night”.

      “We are happy there was the contingency with TVNZ’s Duke channel and that it kicked in for viewers when Spark Sport identified issues.

      “We will let Spark go through their technical process before we make any further comment but it is obvious that with an event like this, Kiwis expect better delivery than last night.”

      As this stage, he said Spark Sport had confirmed it was a problem from the US-based company which was providing the livestream into New Zealand and not any issue with Spark Sport’s platform.

      Peters also told Newstalk there should be, what he called, a “happy balance” where the state steps in and makes major sporting events free to air as is the case in other countries like the UK and Australia.

      He said when it comes to the key games – such as the quarter, semi and the final stages – all those games would be free to air.

      “For the first time, you’re going to see them without cost, live in New Zealand.”

      https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12269872

      The stupid old fool can’t help himself. Not only did he rip off the pension but now he wants his Rugby free.

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    • …..”How would you dispose of this?”……

      The recommended disposal method involves shoving it up your nose. At ten lines to the gram & a million grams to the tonne you wouldn’t want to have anything vitally important planned for the next few years! 🙂

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      • I wonder if it was on its way here?
        Surely, that’s not enough for a Robbo and Alfie hen night though.
        Pound for pound that sounds about 18.62 kilos short.
        Probably an aperitif before the real shit gets rolled out.

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  28. Yesterday the world’s best sys-penis sys-op (because he tells us he is) opined:

    Who cares about frigging rugby! That is a subject that belongs to potatoes living on a couch and addicted to watching advertisements. If they want to enjoy rugby they should get their arse moving and go and play some while they still can.

    How pathetic!

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      • Wouldn’t want to sit next to anyone from the Middle East.

        They’re a pack of soap dodgers whose BO would put the average Pom to shame. 🙂

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        • Anyway, who’s the smelliest bastard you people have had the misfortune to meet?

          I encountered mine when we used to cart hay over the Rimutaka Hill for various groups of horse & pony owners. By the time we’d unloaded two truck & trailer units worth of bales we had a thirst that could have been photographed. Usually this was slaked at the Quinns Post in Upper Hutt which had heaps of parking out the back.

          Always on a Saturday & in a packed public bar there stood a solitary character & his jug, by himself with an empty leaner’s distance between him & the nearest customer.

          He stank! Locals reckoned he hadn’t seen a bath in ten years. Worked in a local timber mill & wore a black woollen singlet that he’d had on so long that his prolific body hair had grown through it.

          Beat that! 🙂

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          • There used to be a lady that caught the same train as I did when I was an apprentice.
            She was enormous.
            The odour she emitted can be best described as sour milk with a hint of seaweed.
            Felt pretty sorry for her.
            The best reason to get a drivers licence.
            End of day, commuter stink, can really put you off your dinner.

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            • You want stink? I’ll give you stink. Travelling on a train down the east coast of Italy, it stopped at a station and new passengers got on. One came and sat next to me. He pulls out the cluster of fresh garlic cloves and starts chewing them. What a stink.

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              • Waiting for a train in East london, last year, this obese black woman sits down on the bench next to me. So heavy that the seat sank down. she digs into her bag and pulls out a samosa and starts eating. Mrs Holy comes next to me and says “I can smell sewage leaking from somewhere.”
                A train arrives and the black women gets up and boards it. I said to Mrs Holy “There goes your sewage leak”

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          • A friend worked in the local supermarket and I recall her telling the story of the bloke who was looking for flea powder for his sheets. When the checkout girl asked why instead he didn’t wash the sheets he replied, nah too much trouble. 🙂

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          • I had a 14 year old Ethiopian pupil, new to the school, who stunk.
            It was his form-mates who reported him to me… I accused them of being racist (although they weren’t complaining about any of the other refugee boys), but they insisted that he smelt so badly, no-one would sit near him.

            I approached him closely at morning Form-time and discovered he was very whiffy…then I became gob-smacked (very unusual for me). I was unable to tell him he stunk .

            At morning-tea, I mentioned my problem to a couple of colleagues, and his English teacher said she’d sort him out.
            She called him into the corridor at the start of his English lesson and asked him how often he changed his school shirt and underclothes. He replied that he didn’t. They were the only undies and shirt that he had. She explained that he had to wash his shirt and undies with soap in a handbasin as soon as he got back home after school and hang them up to dry overnight.
            Somehow, it worked.

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          • At the Quinns Post the smell of Marijuana was so ‘high’ there was little else you could smell.
            You only needed a seven ounce glass and wait around for 15 minutes to walk out all wobbly… but pass a drink drive test with ease.

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      • It’s a wonder curley wurlies haven’t died out long ago. If women are so filthy how do they bring themselves to procreate?

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  31. Surge in fraudulent eVisas sparks Immigration New Zealand investigation
    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2019/09/surge-in-fraudulent-evisas-sparks-immigration-new-zealand-investigation.html

    “As part of the process, eVisa applicants are emailed a letter with all the details of their visa.

    But shortly after this change, officials noticed a surge in fake or doctored eVisa letters being picked up overseas. As a result, INZ says it’s now considering changing the system. “

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    • The authorities would be pathetic bastards. What harm if a few old coots get plastered instead of sitting in their shit waiting to die.

      It’s this narrow minded, religious, know-all attitude that has finished me with the National Party.

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      • That’s because you’d be spending money best suited to end of year bonuses for staff who extended potential donors lives.
        You know how important signing your will over to others is.

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