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  1. Phone goes, pick up, an Indian gentleman from the Mumbai College of Linguistics and Dodgy Schemes, says “This is Raj, do I have a jorry good deal for you Sahib, ooh yes please, very much?”

    “I have the very, very, best and most dodgy Pyramid Scheme that Krishna eva invented. It is most exclusively for you, Sahib. Do not delay, this offer only lasts until the end of phone call.”

    “A one off payment on your Credit Card to Dodgy Brothers Carbon Sequesters Emporium of Mumbai is all that is need for you to activate dis very, much good offer. Remember dis offer Sahib, most exclusive to you Sahib, lasts until the end of phone call.”

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/climate-news/132789476/paydirt-why-australia-is-ahead-of-nz-on-a-big-way-that-farmers-can-fight-climate-change

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  2. 🍻Alcohol and Drug Rehab in Thailand🍻

    🍷Rehab in Phuket and Thailand’s Provinces

    Phuket is the biggest island of Thailand and sits on the Andaman Sea. The island has an array of attractions and local rehab centers make the most of the sights by offering excursions and day-trips as part of their inpatient recovery programs.

    Rehabs in Chiang Rai, Hua Hin, Chonburi and Koh Phangan also have a lot to offer. Each rehab center caters to various budgets and treatment needs with varying standards of medical care.

    https://rehabs.asia/thailand/

    HIC 🥴

    Off for a run in the mist and rain this morning meat puppets, simps, spruikers, rehab dodgers and assorted good buggers 🙂

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    • KEA ,I did my thrice weekly run last night as well kia around 25 km over the hills of the Waitākere ranges and in fact was passing way points in record time nearly 90 seconds ahead at one stage ,as I made the final downhill leg back to my car a lovely young woman who was so impressed with my athleticism ask if I’d like to come back to her house for some rampant hours long sex , just as I was about to scream YES I stood in a big puddle which woke me up from a perfect dream because I needed to take a piss, now how can I manipulate my dream into a great story on YSB?? LMFAO., Have a good Xmas Birdie <~~~~~~ a funny bastard actually IMHO.

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      • Had me going for a bit there Rev. Used to do along Scenic Drive in the Waitakeres as a training ride on my treadly. Was about a 60km loop from Downtown. Bit winding and narrow in places tho, and bogans use it as a racetrack. Got forced off the road into a drain once. Broke spokes and rear derailleur, and had to call the cavalry to come rescue me.

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        • nah i wa going to but i ate too much crayfish and paua for tea and ended up blobbing out on the couch and nodding off.
          the logistics of protecting my tail lights was too much to overcome, ontop of 4 trailers i then remembered my nice shiney new boat has tail lights on the trailer, and then i remembered my 2 tractors have tail lights too, and the 2 quad bikes and then what if they tried to take the tail lights off one of our 4 vehicles?
          i took the risk and just hoped like hell there was no envious green broke parrot around down here thats jealous of my stuff 🙂 so far all my lights are looking like theyre still there.

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            • yea including me bro.
              i give zero fucks, everything i own is just a tool, nothing i own is to look nice and never get scratched etc.
              years ago when i got a custom rifle built and i was a poor doer peasant worker on a dairy farm my mate came over and he rekoned cuz it cost me almost 2 months wages to pay for the rifle that id look after it for once… i took it out of the case and threw it on the concrete… “there, its scratched now who gives a fuck”
              stock got dinged and scratch and so did the scope, he was horrified and i just laughed, zero fucks given mate.

              werent you supposed to be out running birdy? youre so full of shit ay.

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                • mustve been a quick girly run?

                  was a pimped out 308 with good nightforce scope, i always wanted a 1000m rifle then got one and it was heavy as hell, impractical and i hated it. sold it after a few months and got greg duley to build me a lightened tikka 308 bushpig and never looked back. i threw the bushpig on the tar seal first 10seconds outve the case too, same mate was there and went “bet ya wont throw this one on the ground”… yeah he was wrong, on my second scope on it now tho and dont know why//// stupid boy dosent look after anything, im rough as gutz.

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                  • I had a little fixed 4 x Leopold that had been sent back to the factory a couple of times with broken and dented bits. They fixed it free of charge and sent it back except for the third or forth time when I assed up in an alpine stream at about 2am walking out with toothache. Slashed my leg open pretty good too, but that was the least of my worries. I loved that little scope and could pick the range of an animal very closely with it. Pulled off many long range shots with it on the tops.

                    1000m shots you need lots of “stuff” like range finders, spotting scopes and other bullshit. Wind and angles become a serious maths problem. Then you still have to go over there to get the thing. You might as well have just gotten closer, which is the fun part anyway. I’ve crept up on Chamois and Thar close enough to kill them with a spear.

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              • IAASB,I bought a Remington Titanium maybe 20 years ago in 270 with the idea of being the “forever” rifle with a Leupold scope etc and couldn’t bring myself to use it ,sold it around 3 years later unfired and made near a thousand bucks on it ,they are apparently only made to order now at around 5 / 6 K

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  3. If joseph Parker wins this morning it will be a Xmas miracle. He is up against a man who has taken vicious punishment from Tyson Fury and come back for more. What’s more Wilder has dropped Tyson so hard it was one of boxings great spectacles when Tyson got up to just beat the count,

    The only question is – Has Wilder got anything left in the tank after those whippings he received at the hands of Fury?

    I think Wilder has.

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/joseph-parker-v-deontay-wilder-day-of-reckoning-in-saudi-arabia-will-be-telling-of-both-fighters-says-kevin-barry/VUC6KPTRB5ACHKRR2UZ4XFY7TA/

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  4. Some good news:

    https://waikanaewatch.org/2023/12/23/good-news-billy-tk-jnr-and-vinny-eastwoods-prison-sentences-are-quashed-on-appeal/

    I was at the protest and watched as a swarm of cops turned up as if on a signal to arrest Billy and Vinnie. The cops had a van parked in an alley around the corner, as though they had their operation planned in advance.

    The judge who sentenced hem to prison is Peter Winter – another name to add to the list of worthless scum judges.

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    • extract:
      Review judge.
      ‘I add that, even if the adjusted starting point had been a very short sentence of imprisonment, I consider that Judge Winter erred in not considering home detention or some other community-based sentence.’
      —————————-
      Well hell, WE ALL got massive home detention sentences ..for doing nothing wrong.
      more than once.
      ———
      Interesting. with Te Kahika it is safe, I suspect, to assume he is of partial Maori descent .
      In violent crimes there is a discount to maori usually starting at 70%; but in a political hit job- indirectly controlled from offshore scum globalists – there was no discount for maori descent.
      And the courts are independent…. ha ha ha

      I think the real effect here was
      “The whole episode has caused considerable financial cost for Billy TK — the best part of $100K in legal costs according to what he said in Podcasts”
      A Psyop by goo-mint and lighten the pockets of the victim at the same time.
      This will not go away.

      ————-
      On the same wavelength. There are a lot of people on here (YSB) who think that Kim Dotcom should be deported.
      What he did was facilitate breach of copyright laws. People could upload movies to his sharefile/cloud system.
      At the same time as many other companies were the same. But USA protects its own.

      So they got Johnny keys to execute a dawn raid – as if Johnny keys needed to do anything more to prove he is a wanker- over a copyright matter. Copyright is neither imprisonable nor extraditable in ao tear zooland.
      A fine would work. but the globalists – run out of US, Germany and Switzerland and a couple of other shady joints – like to persecute and do psyops.
      convid was/is a psyop; globby warming is a psyop – terrorising the kids.
      Who are the real global terr/-or^ists ?

      So if you think DotCom wos bad and should be extradited for copyright offences – he is a big dick to be fair; should that cloud your judgement -please explain below. –

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  5. A very devout, modest man was living next to an atheist. This man was always on his knees, praying, while his neighbor never even looked at the nearby church. Despite that, the atheist didn’t have a bad life: he had a good job, a pretty young wife and two healthy children, while the devout man was toiling in a hard job, his wife was getting fat, and his children were always in some trouble at school.
    One day, as he was kneeling in prayer, he raised his eyes to the skies, and said: “God! I keep worshipping you every day, I ask your advice with all my problems, I confess all my sins to you. And yet, my neighbor, who doesn’t believe in you and certainly doesn’t pray, looks like he is blessed with luck, while I am poor and I suffer more and more every day. Why?”
    And lo, there is a deep, booming voice from the Heavens: “Well, he’s not bothering me all the time!”

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  6. “Dad, I’ve just seen a Stop Oil protester being beaten to death by four motorists. ”

    “Good heavens son, I don’t know what to say, I’m shocked. ”

    “So am I Dad, I only posted the letter to Santa this morning.”

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  7. What to do with the disruptive and abusive?

    Partying, fighting and violence: West Auckland man not sleeping, forced into therapy after months of chaos from disruptive Kāinga Ora neighbour
    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2023/12/partying-fighting-and-violence-west-auckland-man-not-sleeping-forced-into-therapy-after-months-of-chaos-from-disruptive-k-inga-ora-neighbour.html

    Over the next five years, things went from bad to worse. The original disruptive family was moved on after he complained, but they were replaced by an even more unruly tenant who was constantly having parties, fights and being loud at all hours of the day.

    “Too many people have been terrorised by anti-social behaviour from Kāinga Ora tenants,” Seymour said. “ACT’s coalition agreement with National has a commitment to remove the Kāinga Ora Sustaining Tenancies Framework and ensure appropriate consequences for tenants who engage in repeated antisocial behaviour.

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  8. Ronnie, I am stunned, stunned in the fact that I am wrong, Joseph Parker beat the snot out of Wilder. Good on him, he deserved the win.

    Well now he will be up for his biggest payday, whatever the next fight outcome is.

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    • Wilder was a real loud mouth, so he deserved to loose to Parker. Good on him, like him or loathe him it doesn’t matter he still won. Never mind TAH better luck next time, Hope all you that thought Joseph Parker deserved to loose did not loose too much money betting on the fight.

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    • …When asked if he was surprised by Wilder’s strangely passive performance, Parker says having a new coach and his inactivity may have played a big part.

      Mmmmmm. Was it rigged?
      There is so much of that in boxing

      In other news, a black man(A Joshua) beat up a a white Swede (Wallin)
      We need to talk about border control and lorna order.

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  9. Oh my god I went to the shops. Full on meat puppet invasion. They all looked stressed and miserable, buying their “stuff”. I think I saw SB desperately clutching something and scampering out the door muttering about incel rape nazis trying to pinch his stuff.

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  10. Christmas cheer 🙂

    Apparently according to the Talmud, Jesus is a Magician, whose Mother was a Whore and He’s boiling in feces

    The Description of Jesus in the Talmud

    Jesus was born out of wedlock (Mishna Yebamoth 4,13) to His mother, Miriam, and her lover Pantera (Shabbat 104b). She is said to have been the descendant of princes and rulers, and to have played the harlot with a carpenter (Sanhedrin 106a). Jesus spent time in Egypt, from where He learned magic. He was a magician who deceived and led Israel astray. He mocked at the words of the wise, was tainted with heresy, and was thus excommunicated (Sanhedrin 107b).

    He was executed in Lydda, on the eve of Passover, which was also the eve of the Sabbath, by being stoned and hung, or crucified (Tosephta Sanhedrin IX, 7). For forty days a herald proclaimed that He was to be stoned, and invited evidence in His favor, but none was given (Sanhedrin 43a). He (under the name of Balaam) was put to death by Pinchas the Robber (Pontius Pilate?) when He was thirty-three years old (Sanhedrin 106b). He was punished in Gehenna by the means of boiling filth (Gittin 56b, 57a). Finally, under the name of Balaam, He is one of those excluded from the world to come (Mishna Sanhedrin X, 2).

    Jesus in hell where His punishment is “boiling in hot semen.”

    Jesus “limped on one foot” and “was blind in one eye,” “he practiced enchantment by means of his membrum,” “he committed bestiality with his ass,” he was a fool who “did not even know his beast’s mind.”

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  11. Centrelink Fairy Tale

    A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside
    the Centrelink Offices.

    ‘My good man,’ the fairy said, ‘I’ve been told by Anthony Albanese,
    Jim Chalmers and Penny Wong to grant you three wishes, since you’ve
    just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children — all
    costs to be borne by Australian Tax Payers.’

    The man told the fairy: ‘Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we don’t
    have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.’

    The fairy looked at the man’s almost toothless grin and PING !!! The
    Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

    ‘What else?’ asked the fairy, ‘two more wishes to go!

    The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder
    ‘I need a big house with a three car garage on the Gold Coast with eight
    bedrooms – and a Gold Visa Card in each room – for my family and the
    rest of my refugee relatives who still live in Sri Lanka. I want to bring them all over here’

    PING ! – In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a
    three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling
    swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.

    ‘One more wish left for you’, said the fairy, waving her wand.

    The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for broke now
    and said “I want to be Australian with Australian clothes instead of
    the rags and shawl, and I want to have white skin like the Australians.’

    PING ! – The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies shorts, a
    dirty Bonds T-shirt and a greasy terry-towel hat. He had his bad
    teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

    ‘What happened to my new teeth?’ he wailed
    ‘Where is my new house?
    Where’s my Visa Gold Card?’
    Where is my BMW?

    The fairy said ‘Tough luck. Now that you are Australian, you’re entitled to sweet F@#% A*# just
    like the rest of us’

    And she disappeared……..

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  12. 200 people will lose their jobs next year at food processor Tomra, with the first layoffs starting a week after New Year’s Day.

    The company will shut down Auckland and Hamilton operations but keep “hubs” in Auckland and the Bay of Plenty.

    The Herald earlier this month revealed the Norwegian company was cutting its New Zealand-based operations as part of a global cost-reduction exercise.

    At the time, it was thought that could result in 100 job redundancies, but now it seems twice as many people will be laid off.

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/tomra-layoffs-in-the-new-year-confirmed-200-nz-workers-to-lose-their-jobs/KV4VGIR5UBENNJCOYNAFGQHKR4/

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  13. Happy Xmas heathens, Sinterklass (Santa Claus) was a Spanish lord whom visited Holland and gave presents to the Dutch kinder whom were on the good list. Story was, Sinter had a helper, a Moorish black Pete, whom descended the chimney in blackface and dropped off some gifts, about 1300. Washington Irving commercialised Santa for his New York department store buddies in 1812, and also coined batmans “Gotham” as a mythological New York. The feast of the original Greek St Nicholas, whom slapped the heretic Arius in the face at Nicea in 325, was normally celebrated by Catholics on the 6th of December, way earlier. A few gifts and drunkeness. Cheers

    Youtube can be good sometimes.

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  14. ‘Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring,
    Not even a mouse.
    ‘Cuzz the cat had pounced on him
    And tore him apart –
    Ate his mouse intestines
    And chewed up his heart.
    Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
    Which made him take pause –
    He stopped daintily licking
    The blood from his claws.
    “Must be Santa,” thought Kitty
    (That quite clever cat) ‘Cuz nobody else climbs down
    The chimney like that.
    Indeed it was ol’ Santa
    So jolly and fat
    With a huge load of presents
    And all for the cat!
    “Wow, the best Christmas ever!”
    Kitty thought with a purr,
    Then he coughed up a hairball
    And shed some more fur!

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  15. Turkey, Lamb, Ham in the fridge – New Spuds dug, peas picked, carrots, cauliflower all ready – goosberries – 1 kg raspberries picked – gave lots away to two people (saw they are $95 kg here) more drink in the fridge than a camel could drink – think we might be ready for the celebrations to commence – have a single friend who would have been on her own coming from Kurow.
    Merry Christmas message sent on Facebook – Ready, Steady, Go. Merry Christmas Everybody.

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