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  1. And a very good ‘April (Correctly ‘All’) Fools day to you all my fellow ‘Deplorables’ where ever you are and whatever you may be doing.

    Have a great day (Remembering that ‘Pranks’ end at 1200 Midday) and take care – the actual ‘Fools’ are running the country…

    DLTBGYD

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  2. Morning one and all, it’s the fools day today. With enough happening in the world I think the jokes are on us to be honest. Life has never been so crazy well in my lifetime anyway and I am old enough to know. At least the weather is nice for the people who went away for a break before winter arrives, though with this global boiling/ freezing who knows what will turn up.
    Have a great day and be careful out there, who knows what crazy bastards are out there to get ya driving home today, if you have been away driving one today, and if not well still be careful.

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    • She’s dark here again Lizzie. I must be the Fool who is up this early and not strapped to the warm bunk.

      While it is dark, it will be a clear day, here in the Hub of the Universe and no doubt with a light frost, enough to cause the fig leaves to curl up. About time I ventured outside to see if the dog has frozen to death in her kennel, if not I will be pestered for food and being a Labrador, there is a method of giving it food and departing from the surrounds of the food bowl quickly, before getting killed in the rush to consume said food, at speed.

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      • hilarious hooli, getting between a lab and its food is certainly a hazard, we too have a choccy labralux that hoovers up any food it can find. labs only real talent is turning large piles of food into large piles of turd to splatter with the lawnvmower, dont know how we could ever get by without their great talent ///
        theyre so fat you wont have to worry about it freezing to death tho as that blubber is a pretty good insulator.

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  3. Well whoopdie-do!

    Headline in the NZ Herald, a Supermarket in Wanaka faces a $1,000 fine for trading on Easter Sunday.

    I have calculated with all the people attending Warbirds Over Wanaka or just going to Wanaka for the long weekend and requiring food and over priced New World grog, that the $1,000 fine will work out to 7.286 minutes of net profit from the Supermarkets daily earnings. Not quite enough of a fine for the Supermarkets owner to care.

    This is hardly a world event to cause the Herald to run this their main headline. for there is devastating news that the fat and obese warbling Bint, Lizzo, has given up her music career and this surely should have rivelled the Supermarket for the main headline in today’s, Herald.

    Times have changed so it is about time the Herald ceased to run the same type of earth shattering headline every Easter Monday and inform the countrys’ population on something that is really important in the World.

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-world-supermarkets-deliberately-breach-easter-trading-laws-for-third-time-in-four-years-face-fine-of-up-to-1000/UOP3BAFJX5HQBJWZ72EKQGGTBE/

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    • Intersting observation. I noticed over the weekend that they seem to have nothing of interest to fill the page.
      wonder why that is.”
      Laziness creeps in when you rely on the internet and others for your news service.

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      • Who needs a nuclear bomb when the Greens can create a bigger mess.

        Nuclear Bomb. PFFFffffff.
        Go Green.
        Get totally wrecked.

        8 out of 10 wellington people prefer the Green party to wreck their city than any other method.

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        • Howi, Wellington is currently on the Whanau Method. Nowhere near as effective as the Rhythm Method.

          However, in Wellington there is no difference between the effects of the Whanau Method or the Rhythm Method. The place will be fucked anyway.

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    • a $1,000 fine is a large amount for Churnalists to handle .

      It is one thousand times what $1uff sold for.
      Thats huuuuge!!!
      It is a 1 with 2, no make that 3 zeroes after it.

      What is this profit you speak of say new shub . We only ever do losses.

      This must be a capitalist empire squawks jony campbell.

      $1000
      Huh, Mediawokes would go into liquidation to avoid paying it; like they did with the $21 million unpaid tax bill.

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  4. maori leaders and the maori elite have all met and decided to stop trying to divide nz and just get along and be kiwis like the rest of us with no special privileges or taxpayer funded handouts…. they even rekon theyre gunna get a real job to make money without stealing from their people or the gravy train.

    i know, i know. thats too much of a stretch and make one realise instantly its april 1st… it was the getting a job thing and not theiving money that was the give away wasnt it?

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  5. Bold, Focussed and Determined, that’s The BFD and we are proud to announce the buyout and the rescue of Stuff in order to properly protect journalism in New Zealand.

    Brash and positive are some of the words being used to describe the buyout of Stuff by the BFD.

    The previous owner of Stuff, Sinead Boucher, bought Stuff from its Australian owners Nine Entertainment for $1. The BFD has paid a undisclosed sum reflecting the true value of Stuff.

    The BFD has signalled plans to develop an ownership model that would give staff a shareholding stake in the business, something that former owner Sinead Boucher promised but never delivered.

    Broadcasting Minister Melissa Lee said the deal ‘will finally deliver proper journalism to New Zealand, rather than the activist propaganda encouraged by the former Government’.

    ‘In terms of the Government’s further long-term strategy to support New Zealand’s media sector and ensure a strong, sustainable, independent and diverse news media, we are continuing to work through the details with the aim of having more to say on that in the coming weeks, but it is fair to say that the Government will be looking at calling in the Public Interest Journalism Funds loaned to media outlets and cease all government advertising for biased media outlets,’ Lee said.

    “Today is an important moment for Stuff as a business,” the BFD’s spokesman said.

    https://thebfd.co.nz/2024/04/01/the-bfd-announces-buyout-of-stuff/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=the-bfd-announces-buyout-of-stuff

    Of course its an unusual day is it not.

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    • 🤣 Happy April Fools Day to enlightened YSBers. Cleverer than the average bear.

      A beautiful sunshine filled but chilly start to the day.
      Safe travels for all those returning home today and watch out for those bad drivers playing dodgems on the road. 👀 ☀️😎

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    • thatll get a few BFDers going first thing.

      has ACT released an april fools gag today? be farking awsome if david came out and said theyre ditching the treaty bill and going to implement full co governance… imagine the howls when he goes “yea nah, april fools, the referendum is gunna happen and the gravy train has been derailed”.

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  6. I posted Tuckers video last night where he interview Tulsi Gabbard. iTIs very interesting what she has to say especially about Hawaii.
    Friday I spent some tea Tme talking with a family member who has lived there for about the last 11 years.

    The bits that stuck out in the video were the history where the various ethnicities came to Hawaii.
    Her comment was the Japanese are very non confrontational so never speak up, the Filipinos have got used to the place and the rich from many countries own the land and the hotels and fund the Democrats who control the island.

    THAT INCLUDES THE kEYS, OBMAS AND SO ON.

    I asked about the fire and what has happened.
    Nothing basically,except they were given $700 per family, moved to the big hotels that survived and the state took control of all supplies ,denying them outside help.
    TREATING THEM LIKE SLAVES. (NOW WHERE HAVE THE DEMS DONE THAT BEFORE?)
    Now because tourism in growing again they are kicking them out of the hotels and no doubt the state will be paying for the refurb as Labour did here. They have nowhere to go and so they are paying pittance money to employ them.

    Something like 100 people were never found. Cremated in the fire it seems.

    The Great American Dream.
    Caring democrats.

    Ran out of time but I’m sure there is more.

    Oh and did we know that our brave airline not doesn’t stop there. They have given the route to Alaska airlines.
    Its cheaper to fly Auckland to LA and then back to Hawaii than try to go direct.

    Perhaps Willis needs to lend Airnz more money for more planes.
    It seems the reports we have had of the wealthy claiming the land may well be correct.

    Perhaps Hawaii should leave the US and become a state of NZ.
    We treat our island people better.

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    • Last night saw the last 5mins or so of Charlie big ears first year. He is creating huge swathes of natural landscape national parks around the UK. Same thing his ancestors and their cronies did in “The Clearing” in Scotland when subsistence farmers were kicked off the land so the landed gentry could enjoy swathes of unpopulated countryside.

      The UK post office scandal is well worth watching. Finishes tonight

      https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20240112-post-office-scandal-how-a-tv-drama-shook-up-britain-in-just-a-week
      Mr Bates vs The Post Office: How a TV drama shook up Britain – in just a week

      One of the biggest miscarriages of justice in UK history. More than a million people have signed a petition and the British government have announced a new law. How did a single TV show have this effect?

      A real-life British scandal was so effective in portraying a lesser-known miscarriage of justice to the public. The PO refused to admit it’s 1 billion pound corporate accounting system was at fault and blamed, charged, imprisoned their postmasters for the shortfalls telling each one they were the only one having problems with the system.

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      • Talking about watching TV. we watch the first two episodes of “Mr Bates vs the Post Office”. The scandal that rocked the UK recently.
        Very well done and I saw similarities to the Covid scam, in terms of how the bureaucrats circled the wagons at the start, lying through their teeth from day one.
        There are 4 episodes.

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        • UK Andrew Bridgen was the MP approached for help by the PO victims and began an investigation that led to vindication for the sub-postmasters.

          Bridgen is now the major force in pushing for an inquiry into the genocide jab.

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            • Charlie Big Ears the part time king if rumors by the yanks are true about his cancer!
              Hopeless Harry is way down the list to about seventh if William decides not to mount the throne, with Kate’s illness! Wouldn’t wish his kids having to mount the throne instead!
              Andrew will be standing in the corner wit the lampshade on his dome!

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      • I would not be pointing a link to the chicken shit BBC for a review of a brave teevee series made by ITV
        BBC would never make this sort of thing.
        They are pure swamp.

        why not use
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Post_Office_scandal
        for the story.

        the BBC do nasty shit all the time. They paid some of their employees illegally by setting up offshore payments in the Channel Islands. This was illegal and pure tax avoidance.
        You can , at best, run them for 3 years max, anyway.
        The BBC left the employees in the lurch with the Revenue Dept.
        So they have their own shit (lots of it) to deal with apart from the their sickos like Rolf and savile.
        ———-
        Hey, just doing my job as hallway monitor.

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      • Further reading for Churchill fans
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        Winston Churchill’s government passed the Television Act 1954 that permitted the creation of the first commercial television network in Britain, ITV. This was criticised in the House of Lords by, among others, Lord Reith.[10] Churchill explained to his doctor, Lord Moran:

        “I am against the monopoly enjoyed by the BBC. For eleven years they kept me off the air. They prevented me from expressing views which have proved to be right. Their behaviour has been tyrannical. They are honeycombed with Socialists—probably with Communists”
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        So this in the 1950s.
        aka. Teevee one today in 2024.
        Ask Luxon, ah, nah, ask Winston. (the NZ one)

        and yes, in the 1950s media, broadcasting etc was filled with …”Socialists—probably with Communists”
        Joseph R. McCarthy was in fact correct.
        His name has been smeared since. He was a Catholic and by chance, the people he was mainly calling out were jews, the hollyweird jews.
        We see today the “Socialists—probably with Communists” are the hollywood shitheads who preach shite at awards ceremonies and other times. Sean Penn (jew) H Hunt, Sarandon, etc

        Much of ‘official’ history is twisted.
        The BBC have always been shit; as I have stated here often.
        It, sadly, remains true.

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  7. There’s hope
    This time driven by Kiwi’s.
    T-cell therapy for lymphoma, leukaemia and myeloma is saving lives
    A groundbreaking, home-grown cancer therapy trial just hit another milestone and there are hopes to bring it to Kiwis, writes Jamie Morton.

    Michele Leggott remembers the morning of February 8, 2023, with crystal clarity.

    The prominent Auckland poet sat trembling in a tiny clinical office on the seventh floor of Wellington Hospital, with husband Mark by her side.

    The doctor ran through some quick questions about her sleep and diet, then cut to the chase.

    “We’re looking at a PET scan you did yesterday, and there is no active lymphoma,” he told her with a laugh.

    “You are in remission.”

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-zealand-cancer-trial-car-t-cell-therapy-for-lymphoma-leukaemia-and-myeloma-is-saving-lives/OOJKYXKTOBFRDATY5UV63UWVNQ/

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  8. Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard.

    As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

    The stoplight was red but they went on through.

    The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it.

    I could have sworn we just went through a red light!

    After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.

    This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

    She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.

    At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.

    She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!”

    Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving!!?”

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  9. I wish I thought this was an April Fools day joke but I don’t think it is. As Viktor Orban said the other day we desperately need “to call back President Trump” if we are to stand a chance of averting the looming catastrophe.

    The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation have now stepped up operations in Syria, striking ISIS and pushing ISRAEL out of the ILLEGALLY held territory of Syria.

    https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1774421388742578397

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      • After the Munich Olympic massacre the Mossad went around and wiped out the families of the Arab terrorists.

        No-one seemed to complain about that
        well, except the Arabs; but no MSM would print that.

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    • I don’t get your point Alice.

      The USA/allies has illegally occupied a far higher percent of Syria than the percent of modern day Ukraine that Russia wishes to reclaim; after the 1954 administrative reallocation of those lands .
      In the rapid collapse of the Soviet Union these lands were not reallocated to Russia.
      From 2014 and the USA-run coup in Ukraine these Russian people have been harassed and killed.

      I think it is fine if Israel and USA allies (incl. the US created ISIS ) is driven into the sea.
      Russia has stood up for its allies like Iran and Syria.
      US does not have allies. There are parties/countries it Dominates. That is not an ally.

      Russia have not gone seeking war with people they had no association with as USA did with Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan etc.

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    • I have a theory about the phenomenal increase in the muster of shirt lifters. Rampant homosexuality & gender confusion has coincided with the current morbid obesity of the average female.

      Could it be that for many a hairy chocolate starfish holds more appeal than moving rolls of fat in the vague hope of finding female sex organs?

      Answers written on the back of a packet of TimTams should be sent to the Pink Whale, C/- Auckland University.

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  10. A self-described stressed-out, stay-at-home dad has been sentenced after using packing tape to tie up his 3-year-old son for roughly an hour – a punishment that only stopped after police arrived at the North Shore home and rescued the tightly bound child.

    “Why don’t you just let me kill you instead?” the father had yelled at the pre-schooler that same day after finding the child dangling halfway out an upstairs window. “Let me have that joy.”

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/auckland-child-abuse-caleb-pineda-lyon-sentenced-after-police-found-3yo-bound-in-tape/HASGQ2ZKK5AOVOGKDWYHPK2GYE/

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    • I’ve read the article BN linked to. It offers little in the way of new theories & rehashes much of what we of the alt media are familiar with though this is a tough if pertinent question:

      …….”But what if they got this: a toxic injection placed in billions of people worldwide that will kill untold millions over the course of about 20 years?”……

      The Mad Queen may yet see the completion of her work.

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        • Not one of the 120 would have got the real thing Sooty nor any of Labour’s inner circle. They couldn’t take the chance of having any of them dropping dead in public.

          What would make interesting reading is a record of where the scum were vaccinated & the batch number(s) of the vaccine. I’ll give you dollars to pellets of sheep shit that not one person who was injected with the same batch has died or suffered after effects.

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