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Another Ardern led and Labour fuckup in action.
And just another Ardern and Labour fuckup that someone else has to clean up.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/maori-development-minister-issues-ihumatao-ultimatum-as-progress-remains-stalled-after-4-years-500k-spent-and-no-solution/7RQ4PMP7BFECPHB3EUDH6JORT4/
There was valid plans for 500 houses there incl AFAIR 40 included at no further charge for the local Maori families whose land it was,
and they sold it legitimately.
some wee Maori tart came back from Australia and began to protest.
adern’s actions were illegal. So 500 houses were Not Built.
you fucked up, bitch.
They would have been in those 40 free houses now.
Fucking unbelievable. Oh wait no, it’s actually fucking predictable.
the bros should pay their own fucking bills, why are we paying a “steering group” for private land?
wanna hurry it along… send a 500k invoice to the iwi/mana whenua then monthly invoices after that.
these scum cnuts just know they can drag things out for decades and milk the cash cow, every other bro organisation and iwi does the same and gets rewarded with massive sums of cash and perks… reward bad behaviour and you end up creating more bad behaviour.
Now now you will upset willy the wanker.
You risk cutting off his deployment benefit.
Jackson reckons good things take time.
The bitch bought it for $30 mil and it’s cost 500,00 for the elite to dine on more than tea and scones.
Who’s getting paid and how much?
Morning all, looks like it’s going to be 3 days in a row without rain. Gosh that’s unheard of! I better pop off and organise an extraordinary award winning news event on how global warming is destroying everything . First I’m going to practice my seriously worried look on the cat and throw in a few hushed gollys and goshes – cut through is everything when you’re a much loved media professional like myself. Remember to watch the news tonight for yet more journalistic brilliance, pictures at eleven. Tootle pip fanbois and girls.
Frighteningly, you appear to be psychically connected to P Gower. Over on stuff, Paddy is opining about feral cats and the need to get rid of them, you are pulling faces at your cat… it’s a worry.
feral cats.
That was Gareth Morgan’s thing.
Is this cultural appropriation?
Although calling any of them cultured is poor use of English language.
I’m not one for gossip, but I’ve been told Gareth is Paddy’s mum. No surrogate involved. It’s obvious really, they both have a face made for radio and a personality made for print.
Well T, despite the Ed’s cynicism, I swoon and froth at the bung every time you come, on TV.
We are so lucky to have you and your wisdom.
Some old people do that.
You will be off to naaska’s village for the OAP’s before long.
Nice to see you perk up.
Did someone mention the pizza faced pretender? He should be on celebrity treasure island with all those other wannabe losers. Thank you for you’re swooning A.H it happens all the time. Next time I’m in an anti government protest March and need a street sweeper and petal thrower to lead me through the throng of poor people I’ll give you a yell, just remember there is quite a waiting list. Golly, I’m so popular.!
T, when I was up your way and further north recently, I found your Mirror on the side of the road.
Do you want me to get it back to you?
No need, I have hundreds more. Shame you didn’t get hold of me while you were up this way, despite my immense fame and legendary pomposity we still give drinking lessons most nights of the week. Would have been a laugh and a half, imagine what we could have come up with after a few jars.
Tarquin……ever had Castle Lager?
Isn’t that Saffa suds? I personally prefer Fosters from the penal colony next door. However, if stocks are running low I’ll drink just about anything apart from Tui.
Leopard lager.
When a barman I used to sell about two cans a night.
Then look for the bodies at clean up time.
Dreadful stuff.
I’m a dry alkie but even when I was on the sauce Tui was acceptable. As I recall the only forms of alcohol that ranked below meths strained through bread rolls were Leopard Draught, brake fluid & Waitemata Pale Ale!
T, I know after my tour of duty around Northland, the Rum Importers of this country are now very wealthy.
Some I believe, may now have retired into a state of absolute luxury.
🍕😙
🍕🤢
🍕😲
I note that your good freind Golly is still in the sin bin.
When are you going to apply your pious interviewing skills and have her tell us all about how she has been wronged?
The sun seems to be getting to you!
3 days and you really are fawning.
Just remember what happened to that other “well loved” journalist with the face even his mother couldn’t love..
He had a similar idea that the public would still need his “outstanding” services.
Oh how wrong he was.
Some semce from Penk.
Way past time this was sorted.
New Zealand has a widely acknowledged infrastructure deficit, which is holding us back socially, economically and environmentally, Land Information Minister Chris Penk said.
“If we want to improve our productivity and lift our standard of living, we need to fix our pipes, increase the capacity of our schools and hospitals and build more houses, roads and renewable energy sources.”
Penk said to help achieve this the Government are reviewing the Public Works Act, which is a fundamental piece of legislation that allows the Government to acquire land for critical public infrastructure.
“Having not been substantially amended since 1988, the Act is no longer fit-for-purpose, and it is time to make changes to improve its fairness and efficiency,” Penk said.
“An independent expert advisory panel has carried out a targeted review and identified instances where the Act lacks clarity and commonsense.
“For example, all infrastructure projects that use the Act must meet a high threshold of being of ‘national and regional significance’.:
Penk said while a high threshold is important for protecting private property rights, there are many worthy and necessary projects that are vital for a particular region or community but may not be nationally significant.
“Similarly, building large-scale modern infrastructure often creates a knock-on effect where existing infrastructure must be upgraded or moved to accommodate the new project. For example, a new state highway often requires new regional roads to connect to it. Or widening a road may mean moving power pylons,” Penk said.
“This necessitates working across government agencies at both a central and regional level and acquiring land for direct and indirect purposes, which the current Act poorly enables.
“If we can make it simpler to acquire land for critical projects, then we reduce the likelihood of budget blow-outs and delays and can get on with growing our economy and delivering the public services Kiwis deserve.”
Penk said he is looking forward to considering the review’s findings and recommendations in more detail and expect to announce policy decisions about changes to the Act by the end of the year, with a view of the Public Works Act Amendment Bill being introduced to Parliament in mid-2025.
Key poiints:
Cabinet agreed to initiate a review of the Public Works Act 1981 in June this year.
The Expert Advisory Panel was appointed by the Chief Executive of Land Information New Zealand, the agency responsible for administering the Public Works Act.
The public will have an opportunity to provide feedback during the select committee process.
( and I imagine the whiners and moaners and the entitled and the other crowd from the last century will be there with beels on. )
https://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/353401-removing-roadblocks-to-building-infrastructure.html
…Cabinet agreed to initiate a review of the Public Works Act 1981 in June this year.
The Expert Advisory Panel was appointed by the Chief Executive of Land Information New Zealand….
so another yakfest
Liebour lite are the same as liebour.
Committees and shit
They had 6 years to plan this shit so they hit he ground running.
But NO
committees and so on
liebour never consulted with all the shit they did.
nude nut, if you are going to do it fucking JUST DO IT
now !!
these are kick the can down the road behavior.
Do these morons realise that after Bolger won in 1990 that in 1993 he almost lost.
99 seats to vote on in 1993.
Notional lost 13 seats, liebour gained 16.
notional only ahead by 0.4 % in popular vote.
They went from 48% popular vote in 1990 to 35% in 1993.
The same pattern here.
Coming off six years of liebour, and where the PM was there for 5 years and a month .
(fat guts lange vs skinny druggie adern )
Instead nude nut is off for another day getting side tracked by the Andrew Bayly side bar.
the soft cock needs to watch some tapes of Muldoon dealing with and dealing to churnalists.
HTFU.
How do you put a beel on? Could be awkward.
From wikipedia: Beel is a term for a pond (wetland) with static water. Beel may also refer to: Chalan Beel – a wetland in Bangladesh.
A record nearly 400,000 people are on some form of benefit – almost the same proportion of the population as after the Global Financial Crisis (GFC) – and there’s a warning that number will increase before it falls again.
The data was released as part of the Ministry of Social Development’s update for September.
It showed the proportion of the working age population receiving a main benefit lifted to 12 per cent, or 391,224 people, up 0.6 percentage points from September 2023.
Just over 6 per cent of the population, or 204,765, were on JobSeeker support.
That compares to 12.4 per cent of the population on a benefit after the GFC, of whom 2.6 per cent were unemployment-related, 15.8 per cent on a benefit at the Asian crisis peak, of whom 6.6 per cent were unemployment-related, and 16.1 per cent on benefits in the downturn of the early 1990s, of whom 7.9 per cent were on unemployment benefits.
On 31 March, 1952, there were just two people receiving the unemployment benefit
Infometrics chief forecaster Gareth Kiernan said the different make-up of the benefit numbers was probably due to the benefit reforms of 2013.
“The unemployed percentage was very low following the GFC – if you could get yourself onto one of the other benefits that was less stringently policed by WINZ, it made life easier.
“National’s reforms in 2013 brought almost everyone onto one benefit with various add-ons if applicable.
“It seems that they still keep some sole parents on a separate benefit, but only if the youngest child is under 14 … Thus there will be some sole parents, and probably a large chunk of people who were previously on the sickness benefit, who now receive Jobseeker Support, and are classed as work-ready and therefore deemed to be ‘unemployment related’.”
At the peak of the 1930s’ Depression, about 6.6 per cent of the working age population was in subsidised work programmes or receiving a government allowance but this does not count women.
Increase highlights ‘behind the scenes’ changes
Infometrics chief economist Brad Olsen. File Photo.
Infometrics chief economist Brad Olsen said it seemed unlikely that the proportion of people on the benefit would reach the 1990s level.
“That fact we are seeing unemployment increase is still not a good thing – above 5 per cent is still not an area you want to be but it’s still substantially better than post-GFC or post-the 1990s’ economic hit.”
In the year ended December 2009, the unemployment rate was just over 6 per cent.
“One of the challenges with the current slowdown in the economy is we’ve been through a period of such extremes.
“Before the pandemic, let’s say we were at normal – we came into the pandemic and the economy went down very low and we had to provide stimulus but that worked so well that the economy went too high and generated excess inflation, we had to get it back to normal.
“It’s fluctuated from the record lowest level ever of unemployment back to what is slightly above where we’d like to see it. Over time hopefully it will settle back to more of that normal Goldilocks position [not unsustainably tight or very weak].”
He said some businesses had been reluctant to lay off staff after the experience of trying to hire when activity picked up, post-lockdown.
“Once the economy bounced back they didn’t have enough people to do the work that had sprung up and couldn’t rehire people because they had left for Australia or whatever.”
An increase in the number of people on the benefit for health and disability reasons highlighted changes that had happened “behind the scenes”, he said.
There were now 87,861 people on JobSeeker due to health conditions or disability, up from 76,902 a year ago.
“It’s fairly unknown how it got like that and there are a variety of potential options – are people reporting their challenges more, is MSD more accepting of those challenges and therefore able to support people? Has there been a step change in the sort of pressure and stress people have been under? There’s no particular good guide as to why those numbers have increased.”
https://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/353491-record-benefit-number-sparks-unemployment-warning.html
way more then 400k, all you old folk are on the bene too. even worse is greedy scum like yourself that have a job/ earn income but still collect the bene.
the number of old folk raping the bene is set to soar to unustainable levels along with the massive healthcare burden they lump on society…. but yeah blame the younger folk and point fingers at them for the problem.
Those young yappers should also be taxed at the 50% & more rate, like even a pastry cook was, and many others that also hit the 66% tax.
Fucking painful when it was hard physical work, and very long hours.
The provisional, then terminal taxes seemed to drain everything.
The only respite was not to work so much, only do much fewer hours, & longer holidays.
That was one of the hidden reasons that shearers stopped working from 5:00 am to 5:00 pm.
Then many of the farmer employers then were able to get away from supplying breakfast & shearers accommodation.
What’s the point of attaining old age if you cannot indulge the one pleasure left, that of pissing off you young yappers who think they know it all
exactly Ed, theres no point attaining old age so why fund the bludging old coots.
end old ppl benes, cut off public funded healthcare once average life expectancy has been reached and let nature take care of the problem 🙂
over time the average life span will decrease which will further save money and resources.
fuck knows why humans are so selfish and think its their right to live longer lives at the expense of others.
Because we can.
And in other news the long awaited remake of Logan’s Run starring YSB’s favourite banjo player will be shot in Gore over Southland’s two weeks of summer. 🙂
“Youth is wasted on the young.”
(Not my quote.)
Thank you, oh thank you IAASB for paying your share for me to doddle around the garden and walk the dog.
charge all 3 of the scummers…
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360457961/i-know-who-did-it-baby-rus-mum-urges-killer-tell-truth
if she knows who done it then why hasnt she told the pigs? why the disposal of the cctv hard drive? why a whole year of silence?
charge them all, no bail and watch them turn on each other and start sqealing. theyll all implicate one another justifying the charging and arrest of all 3.
im still suprised no politician has put forth a members bill to create a law to prevent/punish those who just put up a wall of silence in these situations.
the truth will out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX0hqmgO7pQ
Ivermectin and Cancers
Dr. John Campbell
Ivermectin, a potential anticancer drug derived from an antiparasitic drug
Good morning everyone. Spotted in Tauranga:
https://waikanaewatch.org/2024/10/22/strange-hospital-sign-tauranga/
‘Don’t come to the hospital if you are sick’
that was the normal sign outside a doctor surgery 3 years ago.
Totally retarded.
Yeah, I’m only going to the doctor when I’m well.
If sick I’ll self isolate.😸💀
and eat an apple a day. That’ll do it.
The Doctors pretty much all went along with it.
That lead picture of USA bases, it says we have two.
Spy bases?
Waihopai and Tangimoana
That we know about.
Golriz knows where they are.
one of her roles was to protest outside them .
It was the trauma of bombs going off in her back yard while doing homework that bring back the angst and the need to steal in order to defray the angst. !!!
Or it could have been the trauma of sharing a bed with Guy Williams for a few years.
That could be it.
Either way she needed to protest and shoplift and have anxiety attacks and defend genociders to counter these conflicting emotions.💇♀️😭
so yeah
in short
Waihopai and Tangimoana
You have to wonder what they can spy on here and not from Australia?
Sooty, possibly Christchurch’s airport and operating the US Antarctic support and supply base is one.
Along with jacindas spy base at Whenupei air base.
Willy is sticking the medal on wrong.
The pin goes in her arse!
Talking about Paddy Power….it’s a us betting site and the latest odds are Trump 4/7 and Kamela 6/4.. ………that’s a serious gap.
It’s an Irish company, Bob
Sorry, assumed it was US.
That’s OK Bob —but you can now see where the company name comes from.
Are there mayors around NZ more stupid than Tory Whanau ?
Here she is ranting about budget cuts that are now needed, after the vote to not sell the airport shares.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/531444/wellington-mayor-outlines-no-go-areas-for-service-cuts
Selling the airports was meant to provide funds for a “ring fenced” perpetual fund or rainy day fund to help reduce insurance liabilities on Council assets. So whether the shares were sold or not should not make any difference to the Long Term Plan budget.
So the reality is she and the Council has been telling rate payers a load of BS.
I hope you all have much better Mayors & Councils than Wellington (yes I know you get what the majority voted for !)
……”So whether the shares were sold or not should not make any difference to the Long Term Plan budget.”……
True but the real reason driving the share sale was to provide cash to buy next year’s mayoralty election.
It’s a toss up, her or brown!
How long does darlene tana stays on the payroll?
Is it just today and a free flight home?
An “A” grade, Green bludger should be able to spin out their departure for at least three paid months.
More if she plays the Maori card.
Digging up “the bIob”
https://rumble.com/v5hctg5-the-deep-state-hit-list-with-ivan-raiklin-the-roseanne-barr-podcast-68.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp
The Deep State Hit List with Ivan Raiklin | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #68
Two ways the 🤡🤡’s canceI
You’re not allowed a laugh these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_drnV0OhXg
Ricky Gervais and Joe Rogan Struggle To Hide Their Anger When Exposing The Biggest Threat To America
Looks like Simeon may have had to give Tory a double eye jab to get her to see sense re the Crown observer.
Wellington City Council woes: Live updates – Simeon Brown appoints Crown observer, Tory Whanau refuses to quit
You don’t separate a Green’s snout from the trough that easily!
She’ll be taking lessons from Tana.
Isn’t Tory’s Chief of Staff also Chloe’s ‘darling in the sack’ ?
There will be back channeling from dozy Chloe to disrupt and create chaos for Notional.
Its all they got.
That mexican queer will also be neck deep in any shit flinging.
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, “I have to confess my darling, before I met you I used to be a hooker.”
He says, “That’s all right my dear, your past is your past, but I must admit that I do find it quite erotic, tell me about it”.
She replies, “Well before the op my name was Nigel, and I played for the Auckland Blues.”
A little bit difficult to relate to the video, as we do not know how it is measured? weekly, monthly or yearly.
And it seems we have to presume the increase was since Biden / Harris inauguration.
Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom
A Bronx barber tells President Trump that his energy bills went from $2,100 to $15,000 under Kamala Harris’ economy.
President Trump will cut your energy bills IN HALF in his first year as president.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1848364450459300116
1 min 29 secs :
Though Trump did not pick up some clippers in the barber shop, he sure is looking to clip a number of things when elected.
Even Trump seems to see that even at decreasing electricity costs by half, it seems ridiculously too high.
Then again, can Trump achieve a massive reduction of in electricity prices?
Bear in mind what the new President of Argentina seems to turning around, like reducing the deficit in overseas trade.
“Black History Month” is being celebrated by flying.
⭐️Edwin⭐️🔥 @Nuked4Every1
UK airlines celebrating segregated crews for black people
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Airlines announce black-only flight crews at Gatwick airport
White people are the only race you can legally discriminate against in 2024
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Will they be building their own aircraft next?
https://x.com/i/status/1842670049917899050
20 secs :
Flying wakas and pigs come to mind. as well Mt. Erebus.
If the black crews are chosen by quotas like Maori doctors intending flyers would be well advised to consider other options.
Walking & swimming are possibilities!
Don’t suppose they intend filling them with only-black passengers.
someone was asking.
Darleen Tana removed from Parliament, no longer an MP
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/darleen-tana-no-longer-an-mp/VPSTSF4M7BCN7G7SHZEYG3YQ2E/
On ya bike, Darleen.
Electric one!
Its not working
was put in for service a year ago at her hubbys shop
and ………..
??
Cannabis bust in Ōrākei: Massive grow operation in ritzy Auckland suburb taken down by cops
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/cannabis-bust-in-orakei-massive-grow-operation-in-ritzy-auckland-suburb-taken-down-by-cops/CX2FOQ5GJBFRTDSKOQYEDNR43U/
Ōrākei
probably O-Sen
he lives there
Strikes me as a drug lord with too much time and too may assets !!!!!
probs vietnamese again, theyre setting up all over the country running massive grow ops and flooding the market with cheap but dodgy weed loaded with PGR (growth hormones) which gives many users zero high and just a headache.
The Vietnamese positive contribution to the world at his time is very difficult to see.
The empire building control of techno-bureaucrats that support self-entitled cyclists.
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Because they want to build new bike paths: tenants have to move out of their apartments – and [as] the fire brigade can no longer get to operations. ….
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…… hundreds of tenants are worried about their future: the district office is threatening to throw them out of their apartments by issuing a “ban on use”. ….
….. the possible eviction is a conflict over a “pop-up bike path” set up four years ago, which has led to considerable safety concerns. ……
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….. makes the distance between the left lane and the residential buildings too large, meaning that emergency vehicles such as ladder trucks cannot be used correctly in the event of a fire.
This is also a problem in that for buildings up to 22 meters high, rescue by ladder is required by law as a second escape route. ….
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….. the illegal situation continues unchanged.”
He added that this could no longer be tolerated because there was a “serious danger to the life and limb of the residents”. ….
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…. “use bans” will be gradually issued for the affected apartments.
This means that tenants will no longer be allowed to enter their apartments from the third floor upwards. …..
….. Where the affected tenants will be accommodated, however, remained unclear. ….
https://www.nius.de/berlin/news/weil-man-neue-radwege-bauen-will-mieter-sollen-aus-wohnungen-ausziehen-und-feuerwehr-gelangt-nicht-mehr-zu-einsaetzen/11a91e6f-b7dd-422d-8363-7ff6573752b1
Google translate from “German to English”
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Just why can not the fire engines block the whole road, cycle way & foot paths when needed.?
In the meantime increase the demand / costs for apartments, & create more homelessness.
Are fire & safety regulations being enforced or dodged around in New Zealand for the Greens cycle-path-ways of right-of-ways. 😉
I see Tory has been blessed with the appointment of a Crown Observer. Another toothless, taxpayer funded, clipboard carrying, lanyard wearing, waste of space. Crown observer = Navel gazer.
But then again, I hope the notes taken by said appointee are firstly, legible, and secondly, shared with the public, in the name of this thing they promised, called transparency.
Holding breath, starting now.
……. I hope the notes taken by said appointee are firstly, legible,…..
the notes would have to be in Te Raro
or else that is racist
I’m telling ya
Tory Talks Te Raro
of course since most of it is made up in the last 100 years (from a base of less than 600 words, different ‘dialects’ ) so any gibberish can count as Te Raro
Yes a very ancient lingo.
Waka topatopa.
Maori. Sample translated sentence: Today a helicopter is used to lift the pounamu boulders from the river. ↔ I ēnei rā ko te waka topatopa ka hiki i ngā toka pounamu i te wai.
Someone said the council pays their wages.
How much power do they have?
Who will do the National Interest testing and is there an option for a binding referendum?
New Zealand First
@nzfirst
We will always put New Zealanders first. We won’t accept any UN agreements unless they pass a National Interest Test – ensuring New Zealand’s sovereignty and interests are always put first.
https://x.com/nzfirst/status/1848550768259043707
Wasn’t it Winston Peters as foreign minister who signed the UN migration pact?
Yes, we know who Winston puts first.
Golly G stole $11,000 clothes, fined $1,800. Pretty god discount on her shopping trip!
Who paid for the lawyer, is the question?
Plus a good deal of wxpensive wine that was never prosecuted.
Seen the video.
Stolen from the Good Oil Daily Round up who apparently stole it from Breibart.
Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…
– My friend received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
– CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
– Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
– McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
– Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
– Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
– A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
– The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
– I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.
And finally…
– I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them that I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…
Judge: “This is a very brutal act. If you want the court to reduce your sentence, you’ll need to explain the motive behind your action.”
Man: “She’s so dumb that I just had to kill her.”
Judge: “What you’re saying isn’t helping your case at all. If you don’t want the jury to condemn you right away, you should offer at least one mitigating explanation.”
The man starts talking: “It happened like this. We live in an apartment building. On the first floor, there’s a family with three kids. The problem is that their kids are naturally small—between 80 and 90 cm tall. One day, I came home, and my wife said, ‘Something’s wrong with our neighbors. Their kids are real Pyrenees.’
I said, ‘No, you mean Pygmies.’
‘No,’ she said, ‘A pygmy is something under your skin that causes freckles.’
I said, ‘That’s pigment.’
‘No,’ she said, ‘pigment is what the ancient Romans wrote on.’
I said, ‘That’s parchment!’
‘No,’ she said, ‘parchment is when a poet starts something but doesn’t finish it…’
‘Your Honor, you have to appreciate that I held back from mentioning the word fragment. I sat down in my chair and started reading the newspaper. Then she came up to me and said something that made me realize she belonged in a mental institution.’
She said, ‘Honey, look at this!’
She opened a book, pointed to a passage, and said: ‘The parasol of the handbag was the teacher of the pimp 15.’
I took the book and calmly explained, ‘But darling, this is a French book. It says: La Marquise de Pompadour est la Maitresse de Louis XV, which means: “The Marquise de Pompadour was the mistress of Louis XV.”‘
‘No,’ my wife insisted, ‘you have to translate it word for word: La Marquise = parasol, Pompadour = handbag, la Maitresse = teacher, Louis XV = pimp 15. And I should know; I hired an excellent legionnaire to teach me French.’
I said, ‘You mean a lector.’
‘No,’ she said, ‘ Lector was an ancient Greek hero.’
I said, ‘That was Hector, and he was from Troy.’
‘No,’ she said, ‘Hector is a unit of area.’
I said, ‘That’s a hectare!’
‘No,’ she said, ‘a hectare is a drink of the gods.’
I said, ‘That’s nectar!’
‘No,’ she said, ‘Nectar is a river in southern Germany.’
I said, ‘That’s the Neckar!’
Then my wife said, ‘You remember that lovely song about the Rhine and the Nectar that we sang as a duo recently?’
I said, ‘That’s called a duet.’
‘No,’ she said, ‘a duet is when two men fight with swords.’
I said, ‘That’s a duel!’
‘No,’ she said, ‘a duel is a hole in a hill where trains go through.’
‘And at that point, Your Honor, I couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed a hammer and beat her to death.’
There was a moment of silence. Then the judge stood up and declared the verdict:
‘Acquitted! I would have killed her at Hector.'”
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Convicted triple murderer Lauren Dickason has been served with deportation order
Well, as long as she promises never to do it again it’s all tickety boo.//
It’s also a year since the Baby Ru murder…crickets.
Did her husband return to South Africa?
yeah he went back to SA not long after the bitch murdered his girls
Not sure,