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Ed will be inconsolabl today after losing hundreds of thousands of dollars after his investment in hawk tuah crypto crashed and burned.
can pretty much anyone make a meme coin and scam gullable losers? why no ysb coin Ed?
There will always be scammers in every industry. Why should the crypto markets be any different?
You still have time to buy bitcoin below 100,000, but it will not be for long.
When a company like Microsoft with 200 billion in cash is considering buying, its tme to get some. They are having a board meeting this coming week when a decision will be made on how much of that 200 billion to invest
Speaking of scammers I have had 4 phone calls over the last few days which played a recorded message telling me that there was an unauthorised transaction on my visa card and I should push 2 to get it sorted. If I had a visa card I am quite sure they wouldn’t contact me by recorded message.
You can always tell if you are getting a scam call. There is a slight pause before they start talking to you.
The source of the calls are always overseas, but they use a +64 number. It’s when this NZ number is connected to the caller that the pause is noticable.
Having only a cell phone shows you where the caller is from. You can then tell them to fuck off and proceed to block that number.
I have 20+ blocked numbers on my phone.
if i had 100k to blow it wouldnt be on bitcoin.
bought xrp years ago, its finally moved in the right direction, got fuck all of it tho so meh. if you knew my compatability with anything digital youd advise me not to bother!
why did vikey decide to get anal bleaching?
he wanted to change his ringtone
Its always been musical.
Farts to many tunes.
Ask my great grand kids.
Do you fart at a higher pitch?
Even if healthy, enter a hospital or medical centre at your peril.
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Samuel Butler’s book, “Erewhon” written in 1872
from reviews :–
…… – here crime is treated indulgently as a malady to be cured, while illness, poverty and misfortune are cruelly punished, ……
.
…. is a highly original, irreverent and humorous satire on conventional virtues, religious hypocrisy and the unthinking acceptance of beliefs. ….
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…… the description of a society that is, to the reader, completely upside-down, morals, customs, and all.
However, if the reader looks closely, he can see many comparisons with where we are today as a society, and there are many similarities, to the reader’s disbelief. ….
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…… Parents are not responsible for their children’s behavior, but they can kill their child.
Children have what they need without having to work for it.
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If a man makes over 20,000 pounds (British currency) a year, he is exempt from taxation.
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People are educated at the “College of Unreason.”
Students are taught the absurd and illogical, evasions of situations, inconsistencies, the suppression of mental growth, no competition with others and for everyone to think like everyone else. ….
https://www.amazon.com.au/Erewhon-Samuel-Butler/dp/0140430571
So it seems to be a transition to ‘Enter a prison, for your ‘pleasure’?. —– Hotel California — Eagles.
Paddy comes into work Monday morning with a black and purple swollen right eye.
The Boss says, ‘Paddy I thought you were a pacifist. Did you get into fight in the pub Saturday?’
‘No way boss, I was sitting quietly in church yesterday, minding my own business, when a large lady moved into the pew directly in front of me. The trouble was that she had obviously just been to the Ladies Room to powder her nose, because I noticed that she had tucked her dress up in her panties.
Being the gentleman that I am, and in order that she would not be further embarrassed, I reached over her pew to lift her dress out of her panties. Then she wheeled around and collected me smack dab in my right eye.’
The boss tried not to laught at Paddy’s bad luck but said, ‘ Well Paddy let that be a salutary lesson to you.’
A week later Paddy arrived at work with his right eye still bearing the scars of the week before. However, his left eye was now back and purple and nearly closed.
The boss said, ‘Paddy, what have you done? Did you go to church yesterday? What happened?’
‘You are not going to believe this boss, but I was sitting quietly in church when the same lady came in and was going to sit in the same pew as she did last week. Her dress was tucked up in her panties, same as last week. I sat and did not move.
But the bloke beside me saw the problem, reached over and pulled her dress out of her panties. Now I knew that she didn’t like that, so I reached over and tucked her dress back up in her panties.’
Boom, tish, boom.
Interesting time for the political polls in the UK
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/12/were-just-getting-started-nigel-farages-reform-uk/
next labor will attempt to ban them like the AFD in Germany
Not really relevant
Any elections – ceteris paribus- are years away
They have years of adernism to go
There is no reason for Two tier to call an election early like Thatcher did after defeating The Argies.
Not an ardernity but it will seem like it ; it is August 2029 before there is a requirement for an election
and the voters are sick of early election calls after the torys called too many in 2015, 2017, and 2019 because they could not sort out their own leadershit.
This means five years of Starmer like NZ had 5 years of Ardern.
and this is similarly the result of a piss weak fence-sitting so-called center right party (NZ – Notional; UK Conservatives)
Its gonna be ugly.
The UK First past the post – FPP- elections give distorted outcomes.
In 2015 Farage’s UKIP party got 12.5% of the vote
one in 8 people voted for them. Similar to NZ Green party now.
But Greens get proportionate seats.
UKIP got 2 seats out of 650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_United_Kingdom_general_election
We had a similar result in 1981.
Social Credit got 20.7 % of the vote in 1981 and 2 seats out of 92 under FPP.
But with MMP 21 years later eg. Notional in 2002 got 20.9% of the vote but 27 seats out of 120
Of course it is only one poll , but the way Starmer is going you can reasonably expect a trend to develop.
If the NP is correct that the twerp hipkins is leading NN,
What is he to do abduct?
Given how much of a fuckwit NN is, it’s not surprising Chippy is ahead.
As an immigrant, the stronger your sense of cultural identity, the less you may be willing to integrate into the wider community but instead prefer to live in an enclave.
if you have
“a sense of cultural identity, ”
then why not stay there .
That is surely where you belong.
If you have a sense of cultural identity, then why go to a place that does not fit this identity
and/or try to make it change to the ‘old ways’ you chose to leave behind.
Why not just stay in the old place ?
If the place you come from is a violent, unhealthy cesspool then what sort of person are you to to be living there and yet have a sense of cultural identity ; that identifies with that unhealthiness ?
you must be a bad person. Examine yourself.
This applies to people
-leaving Syria for UK
-leaving Afghanistan for NZ
-leaving California for Texas
and so on
Just maybe these critters with a sense of cultural identity, are THE problem!!!
So FIFO
—————————————
Executive summary
Stay where you are unless you are prepared to adapt.
If you live in the Philippines and you move to dairying in Southland, NZ and you have to get some very warm clothes to get up at 4.30 am on a cold Southland morning (=most mornings) then you have adapted.
You adapt when moving.
The same applies to attitudes.
Exactly. Look at the diaspora Jews all across the Western world – shit goes down in Israel and they start talking more passionately about the Jewish State than they ever would about their ostensible home countries.
Ironically, it is literally considered antisemitic to accuse Jews of having these dual loyalties which they obviously tend to have. The truth is antisemitic, apparently.
You’d think they’d piss off and live in Israel if they care so much about it. But they can’t do that because Israel needs Jews in the West telling the goyem why they need to support Israel and to never say bad things about Jews.
Imagine if you had tens of thousands of Chinese loudly (and obnoxiously) advocating for China from within the West – you’d probably think this is unusual and even quite suspicious.
In fact, the very reason that Jews are still a distinct ethnic group after thousands of years of living in gentile countries is because they have an explicit policy of non-assimilation. We recognise that this is an obvious problem for other ethnic groups in our countries, but seem to think its OK for Jews to be a distinct community. Isn’t this how a 5th column comes about?
They clearly favour the ingroup over the outgroup, yet Jews are the first to call White people Nazis if White people have exactly the same attitude.
I mean, what is the Jewish state of Israel if not an analogue of the Germanic Reich in the 1930s and 40s?
How are we supposed to reconcile the obvious contradictions of being encouraged to advocate for the Jewish ethnostate in Western nations that are paradoxically being deracinated and swamped with foreigners?
Its all rerally simple actually.
Which church do you belong to?
Once you answer that question then its is a forever fight for annihilating the other.
Usurping each others fortune and territory,
Muslims are cCtholic unbelievers. Left for their own version of deity.
Anglicans are Catholic unbelievers. Left for their own version of deity.
and so it goes.
Destiny has its own version just like thousands of others.
Buddists and all. Some better than others.
( If you watched Tuckers interview there was reference in there to the orthodox churches off Russia and Greece and Italy.) All were there in Jerusalem )
As long as the gold goes into one of those coffers.
To do that you indoctrinate the followers.
God is Great.
Wel,l depending on your view of the world religious.
The Jews worship themselves, which is why they tend to hate everyone else so much. It is their attitude to and behaviour towards others that is the source of antisemitism, not irrational hatred.
Jews hate Christians, White people, Muslims etc. all equally. However, they have to pretend that they like Christians/White people and have a commonality with us, because Jews need us to defeat the Muslims for them.
Ironically, it is Jews who are destroying our countries because of the Muslims they are bringing in. Actually, it’s not ironic, it just reveals their hypocrisy and supports the idea that Jews hate us.
But Jews get their ethnostate, all the while destroying the ethnic core of the countries who are helping them secure their ethnostate. That’s how much contempt they have for us.
Moreover, the relationship between Christianity and Judaism is inherently antagonistic, particularly since it was Jews who had Jesus killed when Jesus informed them that they weren’t special anymore.
A man takes the day off and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to
the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron..” He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, “Ribbit Lucky frog.” The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
“What do you think frog?” the man asks. “Ribbit 3 wood.” The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?” The frog replies, “Ribbit Auckland Casino. ”
They go to the casino and the guy says, “OK frog, now what?” The frog says, “Ribbit Roulette.” Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbit $3000, black 6.” Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.Bo om! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbit Kiss Me.”
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 13-year-old boy. ”
“And that, your honour, is how the boy ended up in my room. So help me or my name is not Father O’Malley.”
You have been watched.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1263519701591828&set=gm.1894079321187440&idorvanity=605062986755753
HISTORY IN THE MAKING: In November, Dawn Aerospace’s Mk-II Aurora soared into the history books, reaching Mach 1.1 and 82,500 feet altitude – becoming the first New Zealand-designed and built aircraft to fly supersonic!
🚀 Key achievements:
– Shattered global record: Fastest ground to 20km climb (118.6 seconds)
– Surpassed previous F-15 “Streak Eagle” record by 4.2 seconds
– Flight conducted near majestic Aoraki Mt Cook
A proud moment for Kiwi innovation! The future of aviation is being built right here in Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿
https://www.dawnaerospace.com/latest-news/supersonic See less
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=993839942788128&set=a.652036100301849
Still not gonna out fly a Russian hypersonic missal at Mach 10
Maverick did Mach 10
Then he pushed too far onto Mach 10.3
and the plane blew up
Maverick survived
The End.
Well no, it was the beginning …..of a fictional story.
Even on this blog we have great support for the work at home mouse wigglers, that hunt with the hounds, and run with the hares.
I have seen it where the elderly mother offered to wriggle the mouse for when the daughter wanted to go out & visit other friends & family.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I6r2afeyQy4?feature=share
So why do some support ripping off the employer? and the taxpayer?
It seems to have become scaled up into a new industry.
Amazing space Here in NZ.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360509625/will-you-be-king-castle-sprawling-estate-sale
Lol, that’s exactly what it is
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kmJzfUejIlU
BASED Bill Maher ROASTS woke Dems on why they lost to Trump
short
Have you talked to the missus yet about Xmas?
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=985504433607146&set=a.459388862885375
Magistrates will lose the ability to lock the media out of juvenile proceedings in a matter of days, with the new government’s youth crime laws to significantly lift the veil of secrecy. https://bit.ly/41opTjy
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=996170415877064&set=a.365716902255755
Viking@1101
Unfortunately that is in Oz, not NZ, so not happening here.
correct
. But???
Plant the seed.
dougal10, you live around timaru area or you further north/inland?
cracker day up these parts, wtf up with the maize crops this year theyre miles behind? cereals look ok but not aw good as other years. tough spring up here too was it?
must be lots of crims around these parts too, no cops till i hit glenavy then the fuckers were everywhere.
Those cereals of Andrew Darlings just south of Timaru are pretty fecking heavy.
yea the ones by the road under pivot are absolute thumpers, heading inland they drop off significantly tho. the maize down here in southland went in late but its about the same stage as anything south of timaru.
aw yeah youre on the better side of the bridge! no wallyroos and the incest will be minimal with waimos being unable to reach you with their horse n buggy! mind you the steampunk folk that reside that side of the river can be a bit odd too
Most of them are import jaffas that came during the high interest late 80s when oamaru was a completely dead hole not just a seagull shit town like it is now. Luckily it only an hour to timmers .
Your mention of steampunk leads me enquire whether the urban myths about Omararuvians have a basis in fact.
The way I heard it, they’re instantly recognisable by their stupid hats & goggles, cousin marriage, tendencies to construct bizarre contraptions out of otherwise perfectly recyclable steel & a fetish for molesting little blue penguins on Saturday nights.
Can you set us straight on this one? 🙂
im unsure about the cousin thing nasska, pretty sure thats just a north of the waitaki thing.
some of the steampunk stuffs pretty cool, my old man got into it a few years ago and now my daughter wants to tag along.
I have to admit that I was fairly impressed with the locomotive in front of the Steampunk HQ. Whoever first envisaged that would be an interesting dinner guest.
The rest of it, less so, and what about the penguins? 🙂
the penguin stuffs legit but supposed to be kept on the down low, dougal cant comment or else he’ll be forced to wear a penguin costume to the next oamaru orgy.
South of the waitaki river but up the valley a while.
Anyone interested in the missile issue in Ukraine should read this. Very informative. I suppose it would be too hard to ask Russia for one of them to help boost our defence capabilities?
https://www.moonofalabama.org/2024/12/ukraine-has-stopped-atacms-strikes-on-russia.html?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email#more
and on EVs They are doomed.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/evs-simply-arent-selling?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
Trump receives The Fox News Patriot Award, and performs the ‘Trump dance’
David Sacks appointed AI and Crypto Tzar
https://rumble.com/v5wneyh-breaking-trump-is-changing-the-world-like-never-before.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp
BREAKING! Trump Is CHANGING The WORLD like NEVER BEFORE!!!
Dr Steve Turley
A young, fit looking Woman, is walking past a Pet Shop where she notices a Sign in the window :-
“Good home needed for Clitoris-Licking Frog.”
The woman goes inside and says to the Shopkeeper,
“I noticed you have a Clitoris-Licking Frog? I’ll take one.”
He packages up a Frog.
The woman sneaks out the door and rushes home. She gets home… takes out the instructions and reads them carefully doing exactly what it says to do….
Take a shower. Put on some nice smelling perfume.
Put on a very sexy Nightie.
Get into Bed, spread your Legs and put the Frog. Down “THERE”
To her surprise, Nothing Happens.
So, she thought, perhaps the Scent she chose is not appealing to the Frog… So, she showers again… and tries another Perfume.
She gets back into Bed, puts the Frog between her Legs and again,
NOTHING.
She’s totally frustrated and pissed off at this point. She reads the instructions again thinking that there might be something she overlooked.
At the bottom of the paper it says… If you have any problems or questions, please call the Pet Store.
So, she does.
The man behind the counter says, “I’ve had a few complaints earlier today, I’ll be right over to check out the problem”…???
A few minutes later he knocks on the door. He enters and says, “You’ll have to show me exactly what you did”..??
She does.
She showers, puts on the Perfume and the Nightie, gets into Bed… and puts the Frog between her Legs.
NOTHING HAPPENS.
She says, “see, I’ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.”
The man looking very concerned, picks up the Frog, looks directly into its Eyes and says,
“RIGHT.. I’M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS. ONE MORE TIME”..
ANNOUNCED: Five more charter schools opening next year.
Charter schools will be given greater freedom to respond to diverse student needs in innovative ways, but they will be held to a much higher standard than state schools and subject to a high level of monitoring and accountability.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1107441394086471&set=a.472950947535522
Can maori schools be charter schools, will it effect their funding?
Air NZ cuts flights early morning and late evening to and from Rotorua,
closest airport Taupo or Tauranga,
Todd McClay and Rawiti Waititi complain that it’s not fair! After all they are special!
Well, been a minister will Todd have access to a crown limo?
Don’t think Rawiti does, maybe toddy could give him a lift, or not!
I went to school with Todd, he was a twat then, still a twat now.
As for scribble face, I would be happy to give him a ride, out in to the bush with a shovel and a bag of lime in the boot.
Scratch that, I would take him shark fishing with me, he can be the bait.
Air nz should be banned from routes it dumps for the next 10 years so that the little airlines can service customers without Airnz’s predatory behaviour towards them when the numbers grow. Its the same old same old with them.
vIKING@1437
On reading that, the name Ewen Wilson comes to mind…
Been a waikato city councillor for years since then.
But yes they did that then went on to try to gobble up Ansett and went broke on that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_Regional_Airlines
tunnelling in sydney. Lessons for auckland?
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1478640526142433
Things is changing inqueensland.
More than 100 CityCat services will be axed from early next year and previously free ferries will now come at a cost, with Council saying there is an upside to the changes.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4g0T0h0
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=995702159257223&set=a.365716902255755
Same here with the ratepayer/taxpayer picks up most of the fare.
Probably be a tolled route over there soots.
One company owns all the Aussie toll roads and charges you for breathing. doesn’t seem to reduce the subsidies from either the state nor the feds.
Rats leaving?
.Jerry Nadler to Step Down as Top Democrat on House Judiciary Committee, Endorses Jamie Raskin
https://www.ntd.com/jerry-nadler-to-step-down-as-top-democrat-on-house-judiciary-committee-endorses-raskin_1032653.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=ntdtelevision&fbclid=IwY2xjawHAirJleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHT_pnvZ9RO4l4ZC6io8VW13cSvxr81ABDFWleZWlNdGbPNUNC4TMues0BA_aem_T-gVZgdMmYxS9yNpYJyjag
We’re here to get the JOB DONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7WQHno5zX4
Chip Roy Issues Direct Message To Joni Ernst For ‘Seemingly Being Critical’ About Pete Hegseth
In House floor remarks last night, Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX) slammed Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) for her seeming reticence to confirm Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense.
@plugnickle
We the people, are watching!
One way to get warm
https://x.com/mlovetube2/status/1865047460709548477?s=46&t=FuvE5e-uq9dUbHPLKMbm2Q
That’s just weird Ed.
Best explanation of who runs government.
It isn’t the ministers
https://x.com/cartlanddavid/status/1864753219294941369?s=46&t=FuvE5e-uq9dUbHPLKMbm2Q
The resemblance with Cindy the fish and chip wrapper is uncanny
https://x.com/alphafox78/status/1865215257943146917?s=46&t=FuvE5e-uq9dUbHPLKMbm2Q
Would have been more relevant if not voiced by a ‘David Attenborough’ , as the real one is a fan of her side of the political alley.
Just the one
https://x.com/rftte/status/1864925862946312229?s=46&t=FuvE5e-uq9dUbHPLKMbm2Q
Why is it that Russia seems to understand that using nukes is absolutely off the table, but there are those in the west that flirt with “limited Nuclear exchanges”. Has the west lost its collective marbles? It sure seems so, and it is sad that when analysing the current situation, it seems that Putin is the most sensible of the lot????
“A cautious warning on nuclear escalation
Lavrov expressed grave concerns about the potential for nuclear escalation, criticizing some Western officials for treating the idea of “limited nuclear strikes” as a viable option. He emphasized the importance of avoiding any atomic conflict, referencing Russia’s commitment to the 2022 joint statement by the UN Security Council’s permanent members that “nuclear war can never be won, and therefore nuclear war is not possible.”” from
https://www.rt.com/news/608843-lavrov-carlson-statements-key-points/
i think even if the lobbed a small nuke at russia i dont think putin will retaliate with a nuke. he”ll hypersonic missile some very important and highly defended places in europe and/or usa to send a message “youre absolutely fucked if i send nuke tips next time”.
a 2nd nuke to hit russians tho and putin wont hold back.
only got to get to jan 20 without these psycho warmongers poking the bear past point of non return and hopefully things will start to ease up and not so many ppl get slaughtered.
Just for interest.
The latest internet meme song “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats”
https://rumble.com/v5wfi7n-barron.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp
Internet Hears Barron Trump’s Real Voice The First Time | Total Shock…
Benny Johnson
Waste not. Want not. 🙂
https://pablohelguera.substack.com/p/the-illegal-immigrant-cat-and-dog
Doesn’t anyone barbeque anymore?
Labor party, at least once to run the numbers on rolling that little twerp ginger nut hipkins!
WTF Cant have the “wrong” person winning…
After reading your 11.21pm comment last night I was touched by the way you reached out to V2. Like the the Good Samaritan in the Goatherds’ Guide to the Galaxy you were prepared to forsake worldly recompense in order to save the terrible sinner from the fires of Hell that surely awaits him.
Now see if you can bend his head around Matthew 19:24 . 🙂
must have missed that then.
For those of you that enjoy a tipple make sure you eat beef tallow. 1989 study shows tallow is protective against fatty liver disease.
https://x.com/drawandstrike/status/1864793178794082774
Always knew this to be true.
Never came across fat people when tallow was use for food.
Pies, fforo example were made from pastry that was made from hydrogenated beef fat. That was replaced with oils and was never the same. Bakels in NZ and Abels were the two makers of pastry nuggets which are used to make pastry. ( there may be other imported crap around these days.).
Had lots of issues with Bakels nuggets back in the day.
Never needed statins either. They came into being because Margarine was used to replace butter.
Love my butter.
Refuse always t take stsins. horrible stuff that fuccks up your joints among other things. Cariologists are still on about it.
there is hope
One day they will accept the truth.