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Viking
1 year ago

Morning all. Up and at em’ there’s a good chap’s.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

Dumping cindys unsold books prior to the new book hitting the dollar bin!

Tarquin
1 year ago

I see Steve Smith has become the fourth Australian batsman to score ten thousand runs. He still remains the only captain to have been busted for cheating and is still allowed to represent his country. They set the bar pretty low over that way.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

It’s all in the breeding!
What else do you expect with convicts!

JB_
JB_
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

It’s all the in breeding!

Dougal10
1 year ago

50 years ago the highschool bus used to leave from a village down the road at 7:30am, after 50 years of road improvements it now has to leave at 7:20 am.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Dougal10
1 year ago

That is logical Dougal by today’s standards. As the Ministry of Education works out a School year in half days and not fuĺl days, surely the bus would turn up earlier. DUHHH,

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

I thought it was worked out by teacher only days!

howitis
howitis
1 year ago

I don’t get it.

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An Inland Revenue employee who kept falling asleep at work, abused colleagues, and was constantly late to work is back on the payroll after successfully challenging an Employment Relations Authority decision.

Inland Revenue said she was repeatedly late, wore inappropriate attire, spent time on personal calls, had trouble completing tasks, abused colleagues and went to sleep while at work more than once.

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I thought this was grounds for a promotion in the public service

In the Education Dept. you would get sacked for NOT behaving like that .

Komata
Komata
Reply to  howitis
1 year ago

Howitis

And her ethnicity is (Not that it has any bearing in the matter of course ///////////////////////)?

Curious
Reply to  howitis
1 year ago

What’s the bet that she is from a protected class of people.

nasska
1 year ago

It’s been reported that given the sheer level of death & destruction in Gaza City they are considering making it a twin town of South Auckland.

Saggy
1 year ago

Well laugh. . .this has made my morning.

“Shane Jones is making no apologies for shouting “send the Mexicans home” during a Parliament debate this week, despite the Green Party calling his words “racist” and “xenophobic”.

The New Zealand First minister made the comment during a debate on Prime Minister Christopher Luxon’s statement on Tuesday.

The Greens urged the Speaker and Prime Minister to reprimand Jones, with Green MP Ricardo Menéndez March, who was born in Mexico, calling the comments “outwardly racist and xenophobic”.

Asked by Newstalk ZB’s Mike Hosking this morning whether he stood by his comments, Jones said “It’s a Mexican stand-off”.”

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

Saggy, I have just seen Nude Nuts comments in his Press Stand-up in particular his response to questions on Shane Jones and Winston Peter’s remarks in the House.

1. What a weak spineless Bastard Baldy has turned out to be.
2. When is Nude Nut going to stand up for his Ministers?

I am over this useless Prat, Luxon but see no one else except Simion Brown with any nous who could replace him and with that in mind I think Baldy has put Brown into the Health portfolio expecting him to fail, then get rid of him. Then again there is every chance I may be wrong and Baldy becomes the greatest PM in thiscounty’s history, but I won’t live long enough to see it.

wiseowl
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

I was yelling worse than that at the TV during question time yesterday.

rightoverlabour
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

LOL. We thousands of miles from the Mexican border, yet we have the same problem.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

True dat!

Tarquin
1 year ago

There is a cruise ship coming into Marsden Point on Waitangi day. Normally they would go into Opua but due to the bay of islands being filled with rent a crowd bludging trash the shipping companies refuse to expose their passengers to this sort of thing and would rather shift ports than put up with the danger and embarrassment.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

Bloody good that the tourist are missing that shit!
Hope the tourist buses head south or anywhere but there!

Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

Bootcamps: Te Pāti Māori MP says Karen Chhour does not understand ‘essence of being Māori’ in tense exchange – NZ Herald

The “essence of being Maori.” Sounds very similar to the “Yamato-damashii.” (Ref. Yamato-damashii – Wikipedia )

What percentage blood do you have to have before you can understand what it is to be a Maori? Is 1/8th enough? Does it help if you “look Maori” (how does this differ from “looking like a part-Pacific Islander”?)

The TPM politician needs to be able define his terms in the King’s English without chunking his sentence with mysterious and unfamiliar Te Reo terms.

Tarquin
Reply to  Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

Like most things tribal it would appear to be extremely hydraulic and depend on where you stand in the hierarchy and most importantly have absolutely no regard to established facts.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

Tis strange this maori thing!
Anyone can be maori, just hang a plastic tiki,
How many are even 50/50 these days?
But browness takes priority these days!
We need a referendum to decide, what is a maori!

Odakyu-sen
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

There are no “Maori.”
There are only “people of Maori descent.” These same people ignore the majority of their ancestors, instead selecting only the forebears who bring them the most status in society.
So, why is society conferring so much status?
What have Maori done to deserve this? Or is it a notion floated by those whose harbor an agenda to burn down society and create a utopia out of the ashes?
Hint: this approach never ends well.

wiseowl
1 year ago

Fed Chair Powell gave his commentary on inflation and interest rates this morning.
It was suspected he would hold rates and indicate that they would come down later this year.
That’s what he did.
Over the last six months I have learned more about the financial system than ever before.
The manipulation of the people with essentially one lever must be due for challenge.
The fact that the interest rate cycle revolves around the US election cycle is almost scandalous.
Trump is not happy with Powell but can’t sack him.
He vows to implement policies that will reduce inflation and appears steaming mad that Powell has not reduced rates.
Popcorn!

nasska
1 year ago

In today’s edition of Pravda, formerly known as the Wairarapa Times Age, Alan Emerson a semi-retired Wairarapa businessman & farmer takes aim at yet another pack of fruitloops.

This time it’s none other than the retards of Peta who in their stupidity have ‘secretly’ filmed in several woolsheds to show alleged cruelty to sheep. Apparently Peta doesn’t believe that sheep should be shorn. They have gone so far as to suggest that sheep should be killed so that wool can be removed. What isn’t mooted are:

# The cruelty of having a woolbound, overheated animal supporting a weighty fleece. Anyone remember Shrek the Ram who avoided muster for six years & was finally shorn of 27kg of wool?

# The lice/parasites living in the wool & irritating the skin.

# The advantages of a renewable natural product over synthetic oil based fibres.

Peta are a gang of insufferable, townie idiots & only a university graduate would be sufficiently stupid to give them the time of day. Nevertheless they are dangerous & should be carefully ignored.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

theres a nutz young maori woman spurred on by the latest peta crap who currently is in my district driving around trying to get access to farms and stations to film animal abuse etc.
shes all nice and puts up some bullshit story to try gain access but flips her shit when denied and starts calling farmers murderers amd torturers.
she then on her way back past the farm stops and opens gates willy nilly onto the roads in an attempt to free the animals.

as usual the pigs do fuck all but if you see a sob story in the next few days of a maori woman getting beaten by white colonist farmers in southland youve already got the back story and can laugh and say “fuck around and find out”.

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

They’re on a par with the mad cat women of the SPCA. Fired up social justice wankers seeking a cause & trying to regulate things that they know fuck all about.

S & B cockys don’t mistreat or torture their livestock. In eighteen years chauffeuring stock around the country & twenty six years farming on my own account the worst I’ve seen are employees getting a bit carried away with cattle prods & the occasional ram getting travel directions with a boot up the arse.

Anyone who has had stock downgraded or rejected at the works would sack an offending employee on the spot. They can’t afford not to.

Dairying appears to attract a few mongrel workers as court cases over the years suggest but most of them don’t seem to stick around.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

You don’t need sheep
You can get food from the supermarket
You can even get it delivered.
This saves the planet as no fuel is required for this.
It is modern magic.
I saw it on tik tok

Komata
Komata
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

nasska

Peta members are also ‘Resistance Fighters’, ‘Lovers of All the lil animals’ and AMERICAN, and so (At least in their eyes) they know absolutely EVERYTHING (About nothing)…

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  Komata
1 year ago

And nothing about everything else.

nasska
Reply to  Komata
1 year ago

Ignorance. Thine name be America.

Ross12
1 year ago

A short simple explanation of how the Democrats in the US have controlled the political narrative overtime and how the methods have changed during that time. But now Trump has got a “rapid response team” to go onto X and counter the BS in the MSM.
The NZ government could something similar if Luxon/Willis were not so weak and woke.

https://wltreport.com/2025/01/28/president-trumps-rapid-response-team-already-shuts-down/?utm_source=PTN&utm_medium=mixed&utm_campaign=PTN

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Ross12
1 year ago

Were furked here Ross

NZ is fully under the control of the Stupid Europeans and their destructive ways.
If they have a stupid idea and carry it out, NZ follows.
-Climate BS
-mass immigration
-censoring speech
-forcing medical experiments

Most of the stupid ideas arise our of Switzerland or Germany
and NZ embraces this crap wholeheartedly.

Replace keys with adern then hipkins then luxon
Same ol same ol
We have been fully infiltrated.

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  Ross12
1 year ago

Tough on Nicola who was handed a Sows ear and expected to turn into a silk purse – that would require a magician and if Nicola was a magician she would turn Chippy in to a spade so he could keep digging Labours grave.

nasska
1 year ago

Having grown accustomed to the glacial speed government departments attain when reversing measures dear to their rotten hearts I was amazed to read https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/politics/government-announces-roads-where-speed-limit-reductions-will-be-reversed/

Okay. Previously announced but due for implementation BY 1 July this year. Yet in ZBs article we learn that:

……”He said the first section to have its limit reversed will be a section of State Highway 2 between Featherston and Masterston, “where the speed limit reduction in early 2023 under the previous government met with huge community hostility”. That section of road will return to 100km/h from 80km/h.”…..

The reversal took effect as from midnight (last night).

H/T RCR Bites

howitis
howitis
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

24 km of the Kapiti expressway was changed to 110 km/hr last November
the day after I drove on it.

the original spec, planned under Gnats, I understand was for 110.
It was opened in Feb 2017 when the insipid, indecisive, weak, boy king , Soimon William English for a short-term, placeholder PM.

The Minister of Transport was the insipid, former provincial government lawyer, Soimon Bridges.

Why the hell he did not allow it to be 110 km/hr on opening is probably a sign of his insipid ways, excessive religiousness and the fact he is a weak weak excuse for a man.
who set the path for more weak men (or half men ) to lead notional like Moo-ller and luxflakes.

what a dead loss they (Gnats) truly are !!

make a bloody decision then execute.
Not you luxon, making a decision might blow a fufu valve.

So nasska don’t get too used to decisions and execution.
This might have simply been a mistake

nasska
1 year ago

NZ takes a gigantic leap backwards into the Stone Age today when a bill granting Mt Egmont & its surrounds legal personhood is expected to pass into law.

……”All governance, management and administration decisions will be guided by a set of values to reflect the cultural, spiritual, ancestral and historical relationships between iwi and Te Kāhui Tupua.”…….

https://www.1news.co.nz/2025/01/29/taranaki-maunga-bill-what-creating-legal-personhood-means/

What a shower of shit.

H/T RCR Bites

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

By giving Mt Egmont a Maori value is correct as it truly reflects the ability of both to do anything constructive.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Yes; under two tier luxon.

Sooty
Sooty
1 year ago

Two tier policing is alive in Auckland!
The local tribe asked the Auckland police to lower the beach speed limit from 60km to 20km! Where do they get the authority to unilaterally decide to alter the speed limit.
That’s something jacinda and labor did!
So the tribe asked and the police rolled over!

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

The poo lice uniform should be remade as Brown and Rainbow colours.

At least the brown part will match their typical activity and outcomes .

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  howitis
1 year ago

Brown is just for the trousers so accidents are hard to spot and the tunic back reflects the colour of their spine.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkgBj-t62nI
Casey Costello: NZ First won’t tolerate this undisguised Marxist notion of wealth redistribution

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
howitis
howitis
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

So in effect KFC, Pizza Hut and McDonalds have made the Danish company Novo Nordisk very wealthy.

Mmmmm.

I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

at least the american military is now killing its own civilians instead of innocents in the middle east.

what a fuckup that one is, bet it gets blamed on trump.

Last edited 1 year ago by I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

woop woop bring on net zero with this bad boy…
https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/360565138/newly-discovered-christmas-asteroid-could-collide-earth

its what human civilization desperately needs… a fucking good reset, or wiped out either one will suffice.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

and to think Bruce Willis has lost his marbles
Oh noes.
We cant rely on Ben Affleck
he is a bit of an alkie and may be marrying a third Jennifer by then!!

rightoverlabour
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

“Scientists are keeping close watch on the space rock, which is currently heading away from Earth. As the asteroid’s path around the sun becomes better understood, Chodas and others said there’s a good chance the risk to Earth could drop to zero.” from

https://apnews.com/article/newly-discovered-asteroid-nasa-space-6f81d82acc55c899764d2a900d33f1d0

More chance you will get attacked by a vaccine wielding Nazi.

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Remind me about Nov 2032 & I’ll try to get interested. 🙂

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

im sure the doomongers and will be all over it whipping up hysteria.

nasska
1 year ago

Word of the day:

Credentialism

Belief in or reliance on academic or other formal qualifications as the best measure of a person’s intelligence or ability to do a particular job.

Tauhei Notts
Tauhei Notts
1 year ago

I have been watching coverage of the tragedy on the Potomac River in Eastern Washington D.C.
As I watched I compared the coverage with that we got from the Manawanui far cup. Remember, when it ran aground on a reef, skippered by a rug muncher. I thought at the time that everybody, particularly the Minister of Defence was running for cover.
Well, give the Yanks some credit.
Why oh why would very necessary night time flight training for army helicopter pilots take place on the runway approach for one of that country’s busiest airports? It did!!!
To the east of the airport is a helicopter flight path, but helicopters are restricted to a 200 feet altitude in that area. The 200 feet limit becomes 300 feet a few miles south by the Wilson Bridge, away from the flight path. The American Airlines Wichita KS to Reagen Airport flight collided with an army helicopter at 372 feet altitude as the American Airlines flight followed the usual flight path approach to Reagen Airport.
Note how the news report had FACTS. Our news media would be more interested in reporting what feminine hygeine products the wife of the jet aircraft’s pilot used. One has to get a female perspective on all news stories.
I have seen the November 2024 voting figures for Washington D.C. Biden got 89%. There is decent chance the helicopter pilot was another deluded Biden supporter.

rightoverlabour
1 year ago

RFK senate hearing. This is worth watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujMGqFQfCo&ab_channel=Redacted

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