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Komata
Komata
1 year ago

And a very good Monday morning to you all my fellow YSB-ers.

The weather forecast is fine, the day awaits.

If the first meme is a direct quote, it would seem that luxflakes is becoming increasingly divorced from reality (Although his arrogance is still apparent) and is almost Biden-esque in what he’s saying.

As a result of his words, (And since eels have rights too), I wonder if DoC and the relevant iwi will be paying him a visit…

One can but hope.

Enjoy your day.

Last edited 1 year ago by Komata
The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Komata
1 year ago

Komata, yesterday morning I was in Murupara. Luxon said recently, he knows it is tough out there and Willis said, “Hang in there, I know things are hard.”

What a sad and depressed place Murupara is. Niether Luxon or Willis will ever visit there or get to see how depressed and downtrodden the people there are, or what a lonely desolate place it is where many good Taxpayers of New Zealand reside, paying for their very large salaries and opulent lifestyle. Both are just divorced from reality.

Private Godfrey
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

Had the same culture shock in Raetahi. Ironically the dinosaur house was ok, but the one operating shop selling second hand goods – mostly estate clearances by the looks of it- hadn’t opened that day. There was a reasonable cafe which seemed to be the community hub, and a place that sold art which was oddly out of place. These enterprises all had ‘cash only’ signs at the door and the counter. The only word I have to describe the place is grim.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Private Godfrey
1 year ago

Private G, the closure of the Oji Pulp Mill and Sawmill it Tangiwai has done Raetihi and Ohakune no favours whatsoever and this will depress both towns biggly.

Hooker Phil
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

“Murupara has a predominately Māori population. With four marae in the area, it’s a good place to learn about the Māori way of life.”

Must remember not to call in then.

Saggy
Reply to  Hooker Phil
1 year ago

Yeah, it’s a shit hole. Given that Ardern lived there, and her father was the cop, you’d think it would be a pristine paradise. What went wrong? At the edge of the Ureweras where I’m too scared to go hunting for fear of having to walk home.

Tarquin
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

Morning, I took luxcindas advice yesterday in an attempt to get rich quick. We went to the Hen, the Chicks, Ocean beach, Ararua rock, Taiharuru head and God knows how many places in between. We ended up with 2 average snapper and a trevally. Only cost about $350 in gas. At least it was a nice day.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

dang T thats just fishing tho isnt it. must be a sizeable boat with a big donkey on the back? stupid boy envies bigger boats until the fuel bill is mentioned. my mate had a massive stabicraft a few years back but at 5-600 per day in fuel and he found it too hard to find enough mates to tag along and chip in so sold and downsized. my lil frewza and its 70hp yammy usually only 25-30L fuel for a good day out, 50L if we go for a big excursion and explore quite a ways away.

was it just a no bite day or has the place been thrashed?

Last edited 1 year ago by I am a stupid boy
Saggy
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

My fishing boat has a paddle and is powered by Weetbix and bananas. At least a bad day’s fishing isn’t compounded by a rogering of a fuel bill.

Tarquin
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

I know Luxcinda wouldn’t put me crook, I’m obviously going to have to prepare properly for the next attempt. I’m going to start by shaving my head and learning Te reo. I’ll get Nasska to come along as my religious instructor and now I only have to find someone who can give super wokeness instructions. Spoiled for choice on that one, there’s jimmy Twomums, Benjamin Doyle, the burrito bender, anyone in the teachers union – the list goes on. Going to be a big day, put your orders in now! What could possibly go wrong?

Tarquin
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

No, I’m not one of those purist idiot’s. Too little or too much wind I’ll be the first to start the motor. If we had taken the yacht yesterday we would still be out there slowly going nowhere. Yesterday’s excursion was in the 7 meter tinny which I find very handy for increasing my carbon footprint, putting holes in the ozone layer and causing acid rain. As an aside did you know diesel is cheaper on Kawau Island than it is at Marsden Cove? Good to see the owners Marsden Maritime Holdings looking after the locals ///.

nasska
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

You had one job.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Diversity with narcolepsy 😴

rightoverlabour
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Next job, Black Hawk pilot….

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Navigation lessons per Maui school of failing.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

Well, T I was at Te Araroa, almost as far East as one can get on Tea Eaka Au Maui, 3 hours from Opotiki and the next closest fuel station. Fuel there was cheaper than almost anywhere in the central North Island at the Waitomo Fuel Stop. Just seems many of we Hoi Polloi are getting well and truly rogered in the bank account by greedy Servo Proprietors

Tarquin
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

I wouldn’t mind so much if it wasn’t for the fact that every drop of fuel imported into this country since the refinery shut down comes through Marsden Point. Must be at least a k away, they could send their staff down to bring it up in buckets and halve the price.God knows they do little else.

Sooty
Sooty
1 year ago

With all the changes Mr Trump is making in America and the world, how long do you think it will be before Doctor Jill lowers the pillow?

Sooty
Sooty
1 year ago

Who was it that changed the roll of councils to become all empowering woke goody goodies like in Palmerston North that are planning to become food Nazis!
They are aiming to stop selling the likes of fizzy drinks at the controlled sports events, etc!
Or is it just the twiterati living up to Palmerstons reputation of been the beige capitol of NZ?

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

Twas the Klarkenfeurher.

Saggy
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

If only the ban had come in earlier – Dr Cat Pausé may still be amongst us.

nasska
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

I’ve given the matter deep consideration & based on that reflection I’m quite happy with the way the the timing worked out. 🙂

Viking
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

Palmy is full of woke Massey Professors and the like.
Maharey fucked the uni.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

Daft and ignorant ‘experts’. The Aspartain (fake sweetner) is far worse for the body than natural sugar. Like seed oils and margarine.

Sooty
Sooty
1 year ago

Would you be willing to take that phone call from cindys boyfriend? Besides he’s on his way out.

Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

Was Captain Rebecca M. Lobach, the pilot of the Blackhawk helicopter, with some 500 hours of flight time, a DEI hire?
Why the delay in the release of her name to the public?
Why the erasure of her social media accounts (assuming that the rumors of deletion are correct)? (Who would order such an erasure and on what grounds?)

Private Godfrey
Reply to  Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

Her family asked that she not be publicly named, but that doesnt get clicks. Will no one think of the advertisers? And as for deleting social media accounts, surely that’s fairly standard when every keyboard warrior on the planet just can’t wait to pick the bones clean.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

just more social media bullshit noise Ed, you should know better then that ffs.

it just appears to be human error, a right fuckup flying higher then they shouldve. i guess the conspiracy ysb folk are perfect and have never made a fuck up in their lives….

500hrs, top 20% of her peers so i dont think dei played a role in this and i doubt her vagina flaps grabed hold of the controls and crashed the chopper. sometimes a fuckup is just a fuckup, they wouldve with held her details a few days due to trump and you other keyboard warrior twats blaming dei and gender bullshit.

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

I wonder if there is a cache or copy of her now deleted account????

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

Rebecca M. Lobach
A skim of minor details here.
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/who-was-rebecca-m-lobach-pilot-of-black-hawk-involved-in-crash-that-killed-67-101738457450911.html

 served as a certified sexual harassment/assault response and prevention victim advocate and was honoured to serve as a White House Military Social Aide,

also see how she gave back to the community

and gleaned from a quick google.
 supporting the president [Biden] and first lady in hosting countless White House …

One would figure that with Admiral Rachel Levine as an assistant secretary of health that Lobach’s health would have been fine.

And of course Lobach working & seeing President Biden & first lady, countless times, so of course every thing is just fine with Joe Biden as in Lobach was trained & certified, she would have recognized sexual abuse of poor old Joe.
So Jewel was in the clear?

Or was she noting things down, like in a diary what she really saw & figured out?
Or “nothing to see here” “move along, move along”.

So her aptitude, attitude, or altitude was not to be questioned & was that all a part of the culture around her?

Further points or any issues are being cultivated around her ?

Last edited 1 year ago by Simpleton1
nasska
Reply to  Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

DEI lives matter.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

“DEI lives matter.”

But no more than anyone else’s.

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fXS4i9oWoo
Tucker interview

These people refuse to answer basic questions on why they are doing this

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
nasska
1 year ago

The next ‘James Bond’ movie will be made to satisfy the ‘Woke’ crowd. Bond will start off as a man and will transgender to a woman by the end.

It will be titled, ‘Cocktopussy’

Saggy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

“The man with the Golden Gunt”

Tarquin
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

Golly, I think it’s an extraordinarily good idea.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

So did Golly G!

Ross12
1 year ago

So the Government is seriously looking at planting Molesworth Station in pines to help meet their crazy climate targets under the Paris Agreement. At the same time they are spending millions on control wilding pines. They clearly need some lessons in logical thinking.
Leave Molesworth Station alone !!!

The Platform was due to interview Minister Simon Watts. Gave him a 3hr window to choose the time that suited him, but he pulled out on the interview. Watts and Luxon must being getting massive pushback on what was done last week -or at least I hope they are.

Dougal10
Reply to  Ross12
1 year ago

Simon Watts may be the target of a farming protest bigger than anything labour saw .

wiseowl
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Talked to the neighbour this morning and he tells me the cops arrested two guys for a heap of local burglaries.
They had been allowed to live in a house that was going to be demolished and they knew all the local cameras and ways to access different areas.
They had removed part of the floor in the house to hide the goods.
One of them helped me out in the early days of cleanup so it’s bloody annoying. He was always nice to me.
Pleased they caught the sods.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

DOH! 😮 🔥 Who hired these people?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BJldyWx-4xY
LA Fires Shocked the DEI Mentality
Victor Davis Hanson
short

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

Govt portal: covid19inquiry.nz Send your experiences of what happened during covid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuJoS1seWs8
Michael Laws talks to Grant Illingworth (KC) about the Covid Inquiry.

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
wiseowl
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Brian nails it again.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Tamahere crime family.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  waikatogirl
1 year ago

And tme marae!

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

Sorry folks, And tame marae!

nasska
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

Recite the Principles of the Treaty of Waitangi then sing two waiatas & your sins will be forgiven.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd7hdQeOl6g
Trump defends aggressive tariffs in shock move

DeVory Darkins

Trump: If they want to play the tarrif game I don’t mind

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

i hope the inventor of these fucking things died a horrible death!
nasska probably agrees too

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Those were the days,

I saw a note on the notice board at the local supermarket.\
“Conventional bales of hay for sale $15.00 each” with a contact number.
So do not know if this also included delivery?
Or to pick up in a paddock?

Whether it is from a lifestyle block or selling to life style blocks, probably with horses.

Have seen a stationary baler, where the bale was tied with wire.

Sooty living out in the boon docks, slightly advanced in not using a horse & grab, and horse with buck rakes, while still making haystacks after WW2

For rol, a flagon of beer afterwards was the way to go with saveloys & tomato sauce on buttered bread.

Last edited 1 year ago by Simpleton1
nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Slow & painful hopefully. For two months of every year my life revolved around carting hay. I’d start at 5.30am carting stock to the works & get back to the yard in time to go out to the paddock & lift haybales until 10pm. Rinse & repeat. Even Xmas day we’d cart hay if the weather looked like packing it in.

Yet the ‘conventional’ haybaler didn’t come on the scene until after WW2. I’ve seen old film of an early machine operating somewhere in Otago. It rolled the hay rather than packed it then tied a string around the ‘bale’ which resembled the shape of a rolled up carpet mat.

Probably a bit lighter to handle than those made by some arsehole cocky trying to save cartage costs by packing the bales up to 25kg.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

oh how things have changed old boy, theres good machinery now of alsorts that either pickup and stack hundreds of bales at a time or theres arcusin or bale baron packers that pack and tie 9-21 bales into a large square bale. they can process up to 900 per hour, quite a few operate up around canterbury doing 100k+ bales per season.

i still hate the things tho, my hayfever hates it even more so. i prefer doin balage and silage, moist grass and bulk is much nicer to deal with

rightoverlabour
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Just had mine done. Nothing worse than stacking bales in the heat of the day.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

we dont touch them theyre all machine handled, the boys will pump out 4-5000 this evening l
i hardly work with hay but somehow got roped into it today fml, itchy fucking shit my eyes and nose will be glad to see the end of it.

one dairy farm i worked on back in the day was all idiot bricks, would have to handstack 4000 bales every summer what a mission that was.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Old man decided at 12c a bale baled, it was too dear. Went back to stacking loose hay, me running the pusher, brother on the frontend loader, old man on stack.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

when i was a kid i remember going with dad to help his mate do hay stacks, 1 was grass hay and the other was grain (oats?) and i was blown away how those guys could flick the hay so high up onto the stack with a pitchfork.
then several months later we went back and they setup the big traction engine and cut those 2 big stacks into chaff… hundreds and hundreds of sacks of the stuff.

Viking
1 year ago
rightoverlabour
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

See, I’m not the only one. Suffer the same side effects – Much better health!

Curious
1 year ago

What do we make of this? Cars running on radio waves. Surely has to be a con.
https://www.herald.co.zw/zim-inventor-gets-presidential-nod/

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

its a black con for sure but im suprised such a gullable clown like yourself hasnt gifted the scammer your life savings and bought the super secret plans or the prototype.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Just wait till you get some static.
It’ll go haywire!

Curious
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

As I said last night SB it can be difficult sometimes to distinguish between gullibility and an open mind.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

Dems as dumb as ever in their selections

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6VFNpsxFsM
DNC hilariously ridiculed after demanding a non-binary person fill position of vice- chair

The DNC have learnt absolutely nothing from their humiliating defeat at the last presidential election.

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
Sooty
Sooty
1 year ago

Mum’s son on tv1 has grown abit of shit on his top lip and under his nose! Trying to look grown up! Never going to do that! Wgat ever he does, he will still be a wanker!

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

Aus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVE61Mmt-JM
Taxpayers front $750 winery bill for two Labor ministers’ lunches

Sky News host Chris Kenny discusses how Labor ministers are spending taxpayer dollars on frivolous lunches at wineries.

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
Ross12
1 year ago

So David Seymour is out there floating the idea of getting out of the Paris Agreement after the next election. ( he said it on the TV1 news, apparently). Clearly he is starting to read the room on the issue.
We could be in for an interesting couple of months and NN will be running around in circles.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Ross12
1 year ago

Net zero OR a growing economy.
Choose ONE. You can’t have both.

Last edited 1 year ago by waikatogirl
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  waikatogirl
1 year ago

the fucktard wants to grow the economy so he can give the extra $$$$$$ away to his overseas climate grifter mates.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Nah, the maori!

Curious
Reply to  Ross12
1 year ago

I understand that Winnie is starting to question it too. Maybe there is some hope that they won’t twiddle their thumbs while Nude Nut and his mates bankrupt us.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

Nude nut will not be happy!

Hooker Phil
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

So, be unhappy.

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