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Morning all, a very sad occurrence over night. Some of those dodgy conclave members clearly didn’t get the memo and voted for an American pope instead of me! I was so sure I was a sitter for the top job, my time had come to shine. Never mind, I’m now going to spend the day packing up and sending dolls to them all.
I see he hails from Chicago.
So what you say!
Nude Nuts most favourite place in the world is the underworld of Chicago.
Will we expect a visit from the Pope, or has Nude nut already had his instructions?
Chicongo.
Totally corrupt.
The place that fiddled the vote that got Kenndy past Nixon in 1960;
only just.
The heart of organized crime in USA.
under Both Richard Daley’s (Father and son. Irish catholics ) were corrupt as hell, esp Pops
were Obummer political base ; and his devious mate Rahm Emanuel was mayor from 2011 to 2019
followed by the cray cray Lori Lightfoot.
a murder rate on par with any badarse African country
oh joy
Happened to hear the news on the radio and thought omg they elected Donald.
Probably of Irish Mickey Doolan heritage.
French, Italian and Spanish ancestry
Not a mention of the Mick.
What troll will trump do next to get what he wants?
named after the great environmentalist , owner of private jet aircraft and closet queer
Leo De Caprio
Yep, that one worked Bigly!
Well T, despite your disappointment at not being anointed, the Micks are no longer Rudderless and the Worldwide call of “Bob for Pope” has come to fruition.
Peace will now reign over the planet and many new born Catholic Filipinos will be calling their new Son, “Bob”. particularly if they are from the Prevost family.
The good news is they get a 30 day money back guarantee and can snuff the new one if not up to scratch.
They did this at the 30 day mark Sept 1978 with Pope John Paul I
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Well if your Bob is a globalist he better look out.
JD and Don will be educating him on the new religion.
Borders and tariffs are to be the new gods.
Shape up or ship out.
Neil and Bob.
neil and sux
Or is it ‘kneel’?
WO, he ain’t my “Bob” for Bob is a Septic Tank and Donny can have him and no doubt will be delighted his man got in as top Left Footer..
But you are probably correct, no doubt he is a Globalist and follower of the WEF and believes they are doing Gods work.
Oh the conspiracies. First the Pope Trump memes, then they go elect an American bloke. He’s taking over the whole world and the bit above as well. Next he’ll put stuff in the water to turn us all orange!
Nah
look at Northern Ireland
Orange is definitely not the preferred colour of Catholics.
No way.
Trump breaks ice securing trade deal with UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEBE03MBTtI
“Both Men Are Very Bullish About It” | Keir Starmer Strikes Trade Deal With Donald Trump
The UK will be brought into “economic security alignment” with the US as a result of the trade deal, Donald Trump said.
This is clever and makes a farce of all these wanker diplomats going on overseas junkets for years to secure a trade deal !!
Trump just trumped them and all their pompous fucking around
shows pubic servants (sic) take the piss whenever they can
Do it now or piss off
Winning
All those trips Jack Marshall did to UK early 1970s to secure us three fifths of SFA
and then never prepared for the drop in trade
pathetic
NZ was fluffing for years with UK to get a pathetic deal a few years back
Trump cuts through the pompous BS yet again.
Sack every second pubic servant today
DCM
watch the attitude improvement .
I watched the live presser at 3am.
Trump was brilliant and answered all sorts of questions thrown at him.
He was big on beef. Best beef in the world.
When and if NZ get to negotiate mcClay will have to clarify we have the best beef.
american beef is utter shit, pumped full of hormones, force fed chemical laden gmo feed all to grow them super quick but tastless and inferior product.
theres a reason so many countries refuse american beef imports.
Most rural and small town yanks eat real beef , it is just the masses that eat the feedlot stuff. The feedlot white fat is worth more than the old cow we ship them to mix with it though.
We have golden beef. I am stunned at the prices in the supermarket.
Swings and roundabouts
We had superb beef at low prices in 2019 as Australia was destocking with the drought there.
lots of high grade beef dumped
consumer benefited at the cost to the farmer .
ref ECON 101
The Hog cycle.
I see the Cardinals at the Vatican have sent orange smoke up the chimney!
When I heard they sent ginger smoke up the Spiro- loc chimney, my immediate thought was the sausage roll muncher has got the gig .
God help us I said to myself 🙏.
I think you meant up the cardinals arses
altar boys around the world will quiver this weekend as priests prepare for rear lobotomy to fuck the devil out of little boys !!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotlight_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oranges_and_Sunshine
just two small examples of the mass rape of minors by religious creeps .
religions huh
get a free pass on way too much.
Religion turns normal intelligent people into gibbering wrecks with floppy arms who insist there’s an an all encompassing Skydaddy waiting for them behind the next cloud.
For this figment of their overwrought imaginations they will sacrifice their wealth, sanity & firstborn’s arse to the tender ministrations of the vile priests.
Maybe missing out isn’t so bad after all.
you need to get lots more sinning on your CV to be a contender next time.
clean and green wont cut it .
I thought I was doing pretty well with my campaign to be the first heathen pope but I think the Borgias may have beaten me to it a few centuries back.
It’s funny how a farmer spends countless hours getting the land ready, from plowing to planting. He spends $1000’s of dollars on fuel, equipment, and repair bills. He spends many hours praying for rain or sunshine instead of sleeping. He sweats like no other job will make you. He works like most people wouldn’t.
He gets yelled at and cussed out by people who get caught behind the tractor traveling down the road, and he spends many times of the day wondering if it’s worth it! The deer, insects, pigs, weevils, weeds are just a few things to contend with!! He does all of this for what???
Ask yourself, “Why would he do that?”
The answers are all around you. The plate of food sitting in front of you, the clothes on your back, the shoes on your feet, and the last answer is the one that puzzles most people. It’s the dust, love for agriculture, and the satisfaction of knowing he has done his part at the end of the day! I’d like to thank all the farmers out there who help make the world go round!
We are changing though , working smarter not harder and removing pesky staff via bigger gear where we can
If all drongo bureacrats had to spend two years farming we would have a much better public service. For politicians 5 years is the requirement. Some politicians are/have been farmers and they outshine many.
…….it’s funny how a farmer spends countless hours getting the land ready, from plowing to planting..…
and dealing with dubious, dodgy fertiliser salesmen
oops, too soon ?
Thanks Ed. 🙂
“When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore are the founders of human civilization.”
SENATOR DANIEL WEBSTER (1840).
Think hookers had the oldest profession in the bag // 🙂
Not all of us.
I would agree with you entirely, except the Sage of Tauranga educated us yesterday. Farmers are propped up by our heroic curtain cleaner – the only one of us here who does a decent days work or pays a dollar in tax to keep us all afloat:
“I pay tax to prop up the useless and wastrels like yourself.”
Viking, 8 May 2025 to IAASB
If the cap fits, wear it.
Nowhere did I say farmers didn’t earn their crust, but there ya go
I simply pointed out that the useless and wastrels benefited from my efforts.
Clearly you think the caps fits on your head.
Unsurprising really.
Nimble footwork on the dodge Lord Teflon. How does IAASB manage to be a hardworking man of the land AND useless AND a wastrel. It might be easier to revise your words when challenged if they weren’t written down for all to see.
Don’t look now but your lack of self-awareness is showing.
And as for caps fitting – I have no idea what the hell you are waffling on about there. Can’t you think of an appropriate cliche?
My crypto trading has resulted in me paying Shit loads more tax this coming year. If I only relied on my pension to pay it, it would be paid off in 12 years. but if you are paying tax, you are making money. It just hurts knowing I am supporting so many useless fuckers
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
all hail saint Old Coot
“When drape washing begins, other arts follow. The curtain cleaners, therefore are the founders of human civilisation.”
BOB……resident of the Tauranga Home for the Perpetually Bewildered 2007 – 2025)
Nah! Doesn’t have the same ring to it. 🙂
Thou shalt not extract the Michael from The Oracle for he who giveth it in spades cannot taketh it in return.
Not worth the effort actually.
Watch out folks – the man with the ‘tude has rejoined us with his superior and infinite wisdom.
Carry on chattering like children among yourselves.
We mere mortals can but chatter like children since we are without your vast knowledge, extensive education and infinite wisdom. Thank you for your generous permission to continue with our lowly lives, Oh Great One.
Yep, you do carry on in a mindless way.
Go have a look at your posts. Not an intelligent one among them.
Indeed, you blather on in the same manner as several others, seemingly unable to have an opinion of your own.
Perhaps you could contribute something to the blog that is maybe of interest to others. do think you could manage even that ?
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Regular Vicky👺👺
St Vicky 😇😇😇
Hard at work vivky💪💪
Premium taxpayer vicky 💰💰💲💲
And so another arduous day passes at the curtain factory and Viking has staggered in the door having to cook his own dinner – and while the spuds are boiling he’ll spend a little of his valuable time reminding lesser mortals they should be unendingly grateful for his time and attention.
How could deluded individual think they could possibly meet the quantity or quality of intellectual discussion bestowed on us by the Savant of Tauranga?
Thank you o wise one.
Golly, thankyou brother Harvey for that deeply moving and very spiritual quote. It reminds me of one of my favourites attributed I’m told to Saint Chloe of the little order of the perpetual moustache. It reads, ” Blessed are they that munch the rugs for on the day of judgement they shall inherit the fur balls “. I think there is something for all of us in that marvelous and deeply meaningful quote.
Amen, Brother Harvey.
A source with knowledge of the situation says that NZ will not be left out of this important trend and will soon be contracting a statue for Aotea Square. Nanaia Mahuta has been nominated as the model.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ktd3gEmnI4
I reckon mend one of the bitch be erected.
Then we can all throw shit at it!
Trouble is she is neither black or obese. Nice idea though how about starting a give a little to crowd fund it.
Givealittle? You sir, are a reactionary.
Tradition dictates that any recognition of a fat, Maori socialist should be funded solely by the taxpayer.
To a Leftist, to ignore compulsion in financing these cultural icons is the equivalent of farting in the confessional.
Just think of the birdshit on the head, neat!
I thought that Sooty was referring to Dear Leader obviously mahutapotomus should be publicly funded.
Named: Pope Leo XIV from Chicago Illinois, USA
https://rumble.com/v6t4zvl-pope.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp
🚨 The Truth About The First AMERICAN Pope Leo | Trump Responds LIVE, Social Media Posts REVEAL…Benny Johnson
“Morning landlord, pint of stout please.”
“Morning Paddy….there you go……where’s Mick today ?”
“He’s at home, sat in the corner drooling and crapping himself.”
”What….what happened ?”
“Well, you know his hearing has not been so good lately so he decided to clean the wax out of his left ear….and….”
“And……and what ?”
“He pushed the cotton bud in too far and accidentally did a factory reset !”
Meet the new Pope, same as the old Pope? What’s ROL’s view?
https://meaninginhistory.substack.com/p/a-chicago-pope-but-not-likely-a-catholic?r=8t5o1&triedRedirect=true
Oh no and woe is me. Lorde has just announced her new world tour and New Zealand is not on it! How will we ever get over this travesty? Perhaps I can organise a petition to make her change her mind? I just know you’ll all get behind me on this one.
Lordes agents could find Aotearoa on the map so they ignored us.
probably afraid she will get the jizzcinda treatment
booed wherever she goes
Lordie lordie was a supporter of the Great Tyrant .
what an airhead!!
Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor.
Who?
The Who had real talent unlike the one hit wonder 🙂
I saw the who at a concert in Wembley Stadium in the late 70’s.
First and only time I got totally pissed on Cider
I saw them at Wembley in the 1980s with Kenney Jones as Drummer after Keith Moon self destructed.
Saw them at a lesser soccer stadium in London mid seventies. No cider but you had to watch for the mike Roger Daltrey was swinging.
Thank you we missed out.
https://waikanaewatch.org/2025/05/09/the-enthusiasm-for-canadas-new-pm-for-the-wef-isnt-good-for-canada/
Canadians are in for a rough time.
As Ed’s header meme says:
“The woke find injustice in everything except their own behaviour.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FWvyHCswxxY
Joe Rogan Reacts To Florida Sheriff Destroying Woke Reporters
short
I like that these folk are taking charge.
The others had their turn and just look at the mess they got us in.
We need a lot more blokes like that here in NZ.
The silent majority!
Head of the Fed, Jerome Powell’s stubborness to lower the interest rate could cost the US $billions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw84H2Muelg
Trump has had ENOUGH.
Deep State is shittin bricks
https://x.com/CreasonJana/status/1920454043714875742
I can agree with him on this
https://x.com/ToscaAusten/status/1920487068045611016
Seems like the new Pope may be more conservative in his views.
https://meaninginhistory.substack.com/p/robert-prevost-registered-republican?r=8t5o1&triedRedirect=true
“SCOOP: Our Turning Point Action team pulled the voting history for Pope Leo XIV. He’s a registered Republican who has voted in Republican primaries when not living abroad. Our data shows he’s a strong Republican, and he’s pro-life”
https://x.com/trevor_hk/status/1920519938063610210
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
https://x.com/VigilantFox/status/1920644313077199201
An Act I would love to see passed.
https://merylnass.substack.com/p/repeal-the-patriot-act-a-new-bill?r=8t5o1&triedRedirect=true
Jonny went at it a couple of times…..
https://x.com/lakemonstercl1/status/1920544465581650221
“The WSJ has run 2 articles recently about the Vatican finances. $500,000 lost, then found in a grocery bag. Officials who refuse to record their expenses. Within 0.2 square miles of territory, the Vatican owns billions of dollars worth of art and rare books, but has borrowed to the hilt and runs a steady $ deficit.
When Latin Americans in droves left the Catholic Church and chose Apostolic churches instead that catered more to the poor, a Pope from Argentina was chosen to shepherd the flock back to the original Church.
When Trump started reducing foreign aid, an American Pope, a long-shot, was chosen. Is it always about the money? Well, at least we will be able to understand his accent.”
Meryl Nass
The vatican bank is dodgy as; and about 2010 the Vatican was cut off from SWIFT – like Russia – as it was too dodgy, not filing returns etc
Credit cards and EFTPOS stopped. Cash only
These bastards have been trying it on forever.
Crooked, while sitting on wealth.
A big land banking operation
that the others got onto 400 years go with the breakaway proddies.
The Missions in the Islands were about land grabs, not souls.
saying ban guns while they have the armed Swiss Guard
hiding behind a Big WALL
They stink
just cults
dont want to pay priests let alone support a family so they get weirdos who solemnly vow to never have sex with a woman……
Gee, how will that work out, freaks ?
Just launched a new elect ferry, with 275 ton of batteries.
Imagine the fire on that thing
Presumably you’re referring to this:
#. “The world’s largest battery-powered ship, Hull 096, was officially launched in Tasmania. Built by shipbuilder Incat, this 426-foot-long (130 meters) vessel is the biggest electric vehicle of its kind ever constructed.
It has been commissioned by South American ferry operator Buquebus and is set to operate between Buenos Aires, Argentina, and Uruguay across the Río de la Plata.
Named China Zorrilla, after a beloved Uruguayan actress, the vessel marks a historic shift toward clean energy in maritime transport. It will carry up to 2,100 passengers and 225 vehicles using only battery-electric power.”
https://interestingengineering.com/transportation/worlds-largest-electric-ship-launched
Now imagine a new woke fully electric NZ Navy Anzac class frigate. Imagine Commander Yvonne Gray on the bridge ramming full ahead, left hand down a bit ever so slightly, into the wharf at Port Taranaki.
It would burn down the town & the fire would take five years to put out. 🙂
So the Government is acting on the NZF coalition agreement issue of reviewing the Waitangi Tribunal with organising a review of it.
But note the comment from Potaka
“The review will ensure the Waitangi Tribunal remains focused, relevant, effective and fit for purpose not just for today, but for the generations to come. ”
“Fit for purpose” – Keeps the gravy train running.
Thats scary shit. The brown noses will be in the taxpayers trough forever, unless someone stands up the the fuckers.
They obviously don’t believe in the manta “full and final settlement”
I see a malbourgh sounds dude is complaining about a $4 daily line charge for his remote property . I have 3 x $4 a day meters and I can see the fecking waitaki river and shitloads of transpower pylons , hes just joining the real world and the reporter hasn’t done their homework .
My heart pumps raw sewage for him! We’re paying $1.73 in the middle of a town of 23,000 people.
Reality went that a-way > > >
NZ rugby in deep poo
spending like drunken sailors on shore leave
operating loss
2022 $47 million
2023 $9 million
2024 $20 million
Cumulative $76 million dollars in 3 years.
Hey, bit of a trend line here
Did they get too many concussions (no law suits…. yet!! )
jeesh lads, money does not grow on trees
it is not 1955
it is no longer rugby racing and beer with only races or rugby open on a Saturday
BIG Trouble
and they lost the Ineos sponsorship
but that was after the financial year ended 2024 so no impact…yet
plus the deal done 5 years ago when TeevNZ was wasting taxpayers money pretending to be a sports channel, the price Sky was forced to pay was $130 mill or 5 years
the next round of five years expected to be $70 million so
more than $10 million a year less from that
oops
are they just retarded in Wellington ?
When circumstances change, cut your cloth to fit
tighten ya fecking belts, drongos
The Nikki Willyless/luxcinda school of non-thought needs to wake up as well.
Cuts costs!!!!
It is simple
….but so are they
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1401714387827032
Marty Devlin has them worked at.
When will these corporate clowns learn, go woke, go broke.
RINO’s scheming against Trump scuppered again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9v9rBNy4oE
RINO Senators FUME as Trump BLOCKS Woke Judge with SURPRISE Appointment of Jeanine Pirro
Vince Dao
RINO Senators fume as Donald Trump blocks woke DC judge James Boasberg with surprise appointment of Judge Jeanine Pirro of Fox News to the position of DC Attorney in a stunning move after North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis refused to get behind the senate confirmation
Trump’s response from 14.45 mins
Strong leaders are following Trump’s lead. Carney’s first meeting with Canada’s premiers didn’t go as he expected. Danielle Smith came prepared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEkpgzlBqA
Danielle Smith KICKED OUT Carney From Important Meeting & Humiliates HIM!