Why I will not hire lefties
Job applicants please note:
We do not hire lefties.
“This is not because we disagree with your political views.
“It is because working here requires superior reasoning.”- Lefties have no reasoning.
“Logic.” Again, lefties are not logical.
“Reading comprehension skills. In our experience, lefties are deficient in those areas.” Well, in their defence they know how to read the garbage they are fed by the MSM.
“We have found that lefties make decisions based on their emotions, not logic.”
“This would be very detrimental to our business.”
We do not regret any inconvenience this might cause you lefties.