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Another slight cock up in doll land last night. I was trying to take out mozzies and hit Ozzy instead. Never mind, I’ll keep trying.
The bat finally has its revenge.
I would like to congratulate Mr Osborne for getting to 76.
Well done, sir.
Bloody marvelous ballad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0siYUjV9UM
I am Ozzy
One of the best books I have ever read, laugh out loud funny
Battled the bottle his whole life, but boy did he get a hellova ride out of life
Legend
You had better bite the head off them mozzies!
You seem to have a language problem with that doll. Have you installed Google Translate?
ozzy, mossie, muszzie, Aussie
You have to manage your subscriptions better.
To be fair Ozzy had been trying to take himself out since he was a teen.
Chippy.
The price of butter is up 50% from last year.
Thats it. That’s my X post
Next from Hipkins:
“Let’s slash butter prices for Māori and Pasifika — they’re the only ones we ever legislate for anyway.”
■ Nearly 300 ethnicities live in New Zealand. Labour only panders to two.
■ Everything’s race-based now — health, education, funding, even bloody land ownership. Why not butter too?…
See more
I’m sure someone on here will understand all this Tanata mumbo jumbo because none of it makes much sense to this colonial representative.
A tree has fallen over. It’s a bloody nuisance to everyone except the money-grabbing mystical advisors and cultural advisors, lawyers, and jobsworths at the council.
A fallen but still-living pōhutukawa tree in the shared garden of a Takapuna apartment complex has become the centre of a dispute over cultural heritage, safety, and landowner rights.
Residents have made a resource consent application to remove a pōhutukawa tree that fell over three years ago, but is still alive.
The tree is in a shared garden of the Sands Apartment Building in Takapuna, Auckland, and fell across the lawn on August 8, 2022. The pōhutukawa is part of a group of notable trees listed
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360766532/theres-no-winner-stoush-breaks-out-over-fallen-pohutukawa
A hole drilled to mid point in the trunk and filled with Roundup 2 year’s ago would have had the problem solved before now.
Exactly what I was going to suggest….
What, poison a tangata whenua tree?
How sacreligous.
Any bones down in the roots?
ya need a boner to root, don’t you?
Better ask SB. He’s our resident expert on things like that.
Fonterra says its meeting with Nicola Willis was ‘constructive’• 7:02am
https://www.stuff.co.nz/media/images/9Tzi8ywRz924XE3uHaD6DZ3Ef+IdbOiYlvIROR5vlqUeRrexTocZGobKRJ9od%2Fgnk3B%2FCeKTmTAsIjj6Q0YaYXoi0QesZoWIGeDdnFSN15bzYEaFxqH3+kLds%2FvRsomva+cVyyVBtPtyi++NP+HI5mw8fu71T6w60PkGedK7UFNlg9CRhv11En%2FB+PMXgoUA1r3v3Kblkhhd8wMFeTi23Q==
4:06
Luxon lashes out as butter price fuels cost-of-living row
Fonterra says its meeting with the Finance Minister was “constructive”, following a discussion about butter prices.
But the substance of the discussions is still to be revealed.
Nicola Willis had alerted Fonterra, as a courtesy, that she planned to speak about the price of butter in one of their regular meetings.
Willis had earlier said the conversation would look at what goes into the cost, and whether supermarkets are to blame, pointing out Australia seems to have cheaper butter than New Zealand.
So I guess she got schooled in real life rather than home economics.
No-one is going to listen to that toothless ewe.
It has been all talk for 20 months .
nothing has changed
Notional are running down the clock
They were going to
-Remove racial separatism – Fail
-stimulate the economy – Fail
-allow faster building – nothing has ever happened there as they enter the last third of their Term
-Sort out Supermarkets – cant even shift the dial of one supermarket product (butter) that many people would not even buy anyway; when they use margarine and oil based products.
Notional should follow liebour with Kiwibank and Kiwisaver with
KiwiBalloonRides
coz they put out plenty of hot air.
More than 60 calves stolen from roadside paddock overnight near DannevirkeFarmers along State Highway 2 near Dannevirke woke to find 65 calves had been stolen from their roadside paddock.
Tararua District beef farmer Jennifer Corbin and her husband Ben discovered on Monday morning the lock on their gate had been cut, was left swinging and the calves were gone.
“They knew what they were doing. They knew what their target was and they came prepared.”
Jennifer said the 12-week-old dairy calves were hand-reared, National Animal Identification and Tracing (Nait) tagged and trusting of humans.
“It’s essentially $65,000 worth of stock that has gone overnight, and it’s a pretty massive hole for us to fill.”
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/state-highway-2-more-than-60-calves-stolen-from-roadside-paddock-overnight-near-dannevirke/IE3JM2MHGVBQZCNYAPFON5MK4M/
scummy cunts that did that.
Hanging would be the appropriate punishment for rustling as it was in the old days.
Watching Maiki Sherman trying to interview Miles Hurrell while he was walking down a street yesterday was truly awful. Miles tried being nice but all she wanted was a gotcha moment which she tried to manufacture ad nauseum. In the end he just stopped talking to her and kept walking. that woman is a truly vile piece of shit lacking any talent what so ever. The worst part was the news reader saying Miles was grilled by Maiki. What a joke.
…Watching Maiki Sherman ..
I think you just identified YOUR problem !
A seriously great piece of in depth “grilling” journalism, the peak of Maiki Sherman’s stint at TVNZ. This item will be played Ad nauseam at Journalism Schools throughout the country to show budding Journalists, how to seek answers through well researched subjects with sharp mind and interviewing skills. Just brilliant, absolutely wonderful skills from Maiki, TVNZ and their Hierarchy must be so proud of her .///
It takes a lot to teach journo’s.
A 4 X 2 might work!
White Labs Matter.
Wet Labs Matter
to Crim Fauci
Not as ‘batty’ as it sounds.
Love that expression.
Golly, not only is she hot but she’s a rabid lefty as well! No wonder she loses control everytime she sees me doing something marvelous.
On a cold and wet Sunday morning, a man climbs into bed cuddling up behind his half-asleep wife.
He says “the weather is just awful.”
The woman says “I know, and can you believe my husband goes cycling in that!?”
“Before we fight te fire that is destroying your house, first we must perform a karakia and seek permission from iwi to use their water before turning on te hose. Nga mihi.” – Aotearoa New Zealand Ahi (Fire) Service
Don’t forget to put te body on te fire embers for kai
Cam Slater has an X comment out saying ” I’ve heard that National’s internal polls were really bad for Luxon but he isn’t sharing them with caucus …why would that be I wonder”
Like him or loath him, Cam has some reasonable contacts. I hope it is true.
…..”why would that be I wonder”……
Me too. Alopecia Jesus has given his only possible rival the kiss of death in the form of the Health portfolio.
National’s fucked but Luxon’s safe.
Sadly Simeon Brown would not get the support required from that woke, wet, weak rabble called the Notional Party of 2025.
Most serious contender would be get boosted bishop and all that would happen is
Well, the PM has some hair.
Not much else would change.
sleep walking to a liebour-led disaster in 15 months.
with Ministers Julie Anne, Chloe, and Marama .
I hate to say it, howitis but I agree. Bishop is as woke and wet as they get. Like Hipkins he came straight of university ( and the Hutt Valley) into politics with no real world experience.
What do you know about Andrew Bayley ? ( I know it would take a total revolution within the party for someone like him to be considered for PM or Finance Minister , but at least he has some decent experience)
Andrew Bayly is a cooked goose.
He has had his dance card removed.
Wont get a look in
already demoted from the weak wet woke crowd
1 In October 2024 Bayly apologised after telling a worker at an export business he had visited to “take some wine and fuck off”, and calling him a “loser”. The worker wrote a formal letter of complaint after the incident.
2 Andrew Bayly has stood down as ACC and Commerce and Consumer Affairs Minister after he “placed a hand” on a staff member’s arm during an “animated discussion” February 2025, something he’s recognised was “inappropriate”.
No chance Charlie now .
After that he buggered off to Mt Everest for a few weeks
So he might not even stand again in 2026.
Being put aside for those two matters is BS. National’s real problem is their candidate selection. Too many woke, inexperienced in real life people and if they are not like that they pushed into the back benches.
Everyone says when you mention that Luxon needs to go, who do you replace him with? Well my answer is, at this stage, anyone except Bishop or Willis because they cannot be any worse than NN
Bayly should have been finance. He would have rattled the cages as he was doing when he got demoted.
Probably why he got demoted. The woke in the bullshit called public service would have seen to that with Nude nut.
MODERN ECONOMIC PRACTISE
It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France the holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening.
Everyone is heavily in debt.
Luckily, a rich Kiwi PM arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a €100 note on the reception counter, because he’s a fussy sod he takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes €100
The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt.
The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay €100 for pigs he purchased some time ago.
The farmer triumphantly gives the €100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit.
The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she owed the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment, the rich Kiwi PM is coming down to reception. He informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory. He takes back his €100 and departs
There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small townspeople look optimistically towards their future.
Good for the “black market” circuit.
Pessimistically, many forms of the government will rule.
If any of that is can be declared as being part of income by the IRD, then on every change of hands, then there is a debt due & owing to IRD as ‘income tax’.
Then if it is part of delivering Goods or Services, then was that GST inclusive? and so again, now owed to IRD which will also attract additional $ in the form of fines & penalties + compounding interest % rates as well.
Since all the premises are proven to be a sound business, then the Regional & District Councils will also continue to charge Uniform Rates plus General rates on land & buildings.
Some will be charged a speciality of a “bed tax”.
The most sound part of business, = being in government.
So eternal optimism flows in government circles.
Lefty instructions, for all of you, when looking at City Council voter information. They clearly do not trust anyone.
file:///C:/Users/Ross/Pictures/Council%20elections.jpeg
Sorry link doesn’t work. Will have to try something else.
A great career rubbished..
https://waikanaewatch.org/2025/07/23/amusement-what-became-of-r2d2/.
Has this been posted yet?
A refreshingly frank look at Treaty claims regarding Moriori descendants and the descendants of their conquerors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s61BzSqnUc
It would perhaps be a good idea if we referred to “Maori decendants” in future since there are virtually no pure blood Maoris left.
Get with the program. To be a foot soldier for the elites you only have to identify as Maori. To share in the spoils requires an acceptable whakapapa.
Check out this cry baby. What a dick. She should be bloody embarrassed for being a twat – not running to the press.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/football/danny-doolans-musician-allegedly-assaults-football-player-at-live-performance-in-auckland-pub/LWJHCQXNFVA7RLQPOAQS4OGIPU/
Name and shame the twat!
Sooty
As NO-ONE, repeat NO-ONE, EVER touches a musician’s instrument/s, you are, I hope, referring to the woman; The individual who,. by her own (Albeit somewhat half-hearted) statement, admitted that ‘Perhaps’ she may have provoked the drummer to the extent of even pushing him away,,,!
Her actions, her consequences (Which she evidently can’t handle) and about which she is now running around complaining to everyone about how unfair the musso’s action was, because it was all in ‘Fun’ and was never meant to cause any harm.
Methinks she may be both a bit of a diva and really difficult to live with….
To be confirmed
Hastings Hospital is in lockdown as bloke with gun spotted. He either belongs in mental health ward or the morgue. No one needs this crap.
Cops querying authenticity bc the perp is white. lol.
So there’s confusion because they cornered a guy that wasn’t of the melanin. Now evidently the suspect got away, but someone else was led away in bracelets.
Lockdown lifted.
Write your own story to that one.
Who knows?
So ultra- abundance of precautionary principles, and to confirm it is not possibly a broomstick.
All for your common good for others, ‘ealth & safety are to be fully complied with, no matter how long it takes, until further notice.
Now, now; as I hear the other day there was an active fully loaded deadly pipe bomb.
both devices were in fact viable pipe bombs.
“These devices would have been capable of causing death or serious injury to any individual in proximity.”
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/alert-top/567787/potentially-deadly-pipe-bombs-found-by-body-near-auckland-motorway
Would one need a licence to carry a pipe or a broom?
Bought from a legal Gun seller, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIaFc1E7ViU
Shane Jones: We will not allow New Zealand to be a springboard for people born overseas
Shane Jones is always very slow on the up-take, but quick to use an angle to help keep his Party over the 5% & his feet under the table, so he can keep guzzling in the trough on ministerial salaries.
So funny, as it is Winston Peters of NZ First with Shane Jones by his side that signed New Zealand up to the United Nations Global Migration Pact.
And if any criminal act occurs in Australia, then those criminal bounders will be 501 deported back to New Zealand.
So how many that go from NZ to Aus with some toddlers, but do gain Australian citizenship will be returned to NZ.
Been like that forever.
Don’t know how he can stop people coming there and leaving.
Well stop bringing third world dropkicks by the plane load.
We don’t want to end up like England!
Not Fit For Human Use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCzkM1hvxcc
Florida surgeon general speaks against COVID-19 mRNA vaccines
Yeah/NAH. Prank, BIG FAIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZGcqj4fRc
Dad sprays toxic chilli concoction inside Bunnings | 9 News Australia
Victims were left with permanent injuries after a father deliberately sprayed chilli spray inside a Bunnings in Western Australia.
My respopnse to idiots in my life
https://x.com/Mericamemed/status/1947582388189700355
Alopecia Jesus has nothing on this dude
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1947675104667963711
Ed
This was the message received following the link you gave:
‘Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else’
Ed Sheeran is meant to be coming to NZ for a trip.
Will the bitch be coming to hold his hand?
Who from the coalition is hip enough to be his minder if the bitch doesn’t come?
Winstone sticks it to the speaker yet again. Good on him
https://x.com/nzfirst/status/1947873170339528853
Good on him. Gerry needs to be sent to the knackers’ house.
The geographic board doesn’t have a right to change the name of New Zealand.
Exactly Fuck them and their pathetic bullshit.
How do they do this?
https://x.com/bluezharp/status/1947720435811942894
Bit like this guy did a few decades ago… https://www.google.com/search?q=youtube+chopin+most+difficult+piano+pieces&sca_esv=28b4b406b75043e8&rlz=1C1GCEU_enNZ1160NZ1160&sxsrf=AE3TifNADhE3Ra4aLovFy4jm4Pw6bIf7iA%3A1753257694864&ei=3paAaJe9NOKp2roPkOftmQk&oq=youtube+chopin+most+difficult&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiHXlvdXR1YmUgY2hvcGluIG1vc3QgZGlmZmljdWx0KgIIADIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgUQIRifBTIFECEYnwUyBRAhGJ8FMgUQIRifBUiNNVDUBFi8JnABeAGQAQCYAZkCoAGxHKoBBDItMTW4AQHIAQD4AQGYAhCgAqQdwgIKEAAYsAMY1gQYR8ICDRAAGIAEGLADGEMYigXCAg4QABiwAxjkAhjWBNgBAcICExAuGIAEGLADGEMYyAMYigXYAQHCAgoQABiABBhDGIoFwgIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAsICBRAAGIAEwgIGEAAYFhgewgIIEAAYFhgKGB7CAgcQIRigARgKmAMAiAYBkAYRugYGCAEQARgJkgcGMS4wLjE1oAepbrIHBDItMTW4B5cdwgcIMC4xLjEwLjXIB1s&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2107f0d1,vid:qEzr7THGyaI,st:0
Each has a different score and lots of practice. The left is chords and the
Right is keys or melody.
IIRC that’s the names. Long time ago.
Talent
This will slow down the uptake of EVs somewhat:
……”Matson surprised customers this week with an announcement that, effective immediately, it would suspend transporting battery-powered electric or plug-in hybrid electric vehicles due to the hazardous material classification of their lithium-ion batteries. The ability to ship cars between the mainland of the United States, Hawaii, Guam, and Alaska was an important service both for individuals and car dealers.”……
https://maritime-executive.com/article/matson-suspends-shipping-evs-citing-hazards-of-lithium-ion-batteries?
H/T RCR Bites
Winning at all costs
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1947890063334838716
OH dear. Faceplant. Egg on Face.
Or should it be she got buttered?
NZ politics live: Kiwis not getting a ‘raw deal’ on butter, Willis says
Kiwis not getting a raw deal from high butter prices, Willis says
Finance Minister Nicola Willis says there is “no getting away” from the fact that the price of butter is expensive right now, but doesn’t think consumers are getting a “raw deal”.
Speaking to the media from Parliament, Willis said she appreciates that the cost of butter affects different people in various ways, but that it was not the government’s position to change global dairy prices.
“We are realistic that is not within our power,” she said.
Willis said she appreciated that New Zealanders can see the downsides of high butter prices when they shop, but there was a positive flip-side.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360605837/live-nz-politics-blog
If there was ever any doubt about Zelinsky.
Thousands protested in Kyiv after President Zelenskyy signed a law tightening control over Ukraine’s anti-corruption agencies, drawing outrage and EU criticism.
Video.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/360767854/protests-erupt-zelenskyy-signs-anti-corruption-rollback
good evening fuckers and fuckettes, i bet you all missed my presence especially vikey/////
anyways the iceytek is packed to the brim with paua, bluecod and a few other species.
absolute stunning day out in foveaux straight today, HP theres fresh oysters for sale in bluff most of the boats are parked up for the rest of the season.
righto stupid boy best get cleaning and filleting but cant really be farked tonight! have a good one folks (yes even you too vikey).
Can you go again tomorrow? Today was so peaceful.