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Saggy
1 year ago

25% of NZ males would still find that mannequin on the flattering side.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

What it doesn’t show Saggy is my double chin and all the ingredients that have gone into creating this beauty, which must be considered a “National Treasure”.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Yes but only up to my own Letterbox, where after, I am one of the distinctly unknown Running Dog Capitalist Oppressors of the Poor and Downtrodden. Being superior and a smartarse in my own mind gives me a sense of fulfilment and entitlement, particularly on Saturdays when I don’t have to work.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

that mannequin looks like me 🙁 hope youre not one of those flattered ones saggy.

Saggy
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Na I’m not there yet, but it’s a bloody battle – love my tucker and got a sweet tooth.

Tarquin
1 year ago

Cleo, Chloe it’s all the same to the doll. I like to think we’re getting closer.

Viking
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

Kinda easy to knock off the old ones.
Can’t you find a Jacinda look-alike ( leave the knags out of this), or a hippy chippy? Leave the good buggers alone.

Tarquin
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Might have a crack at a much lower level, Don Mc Glashan or Stan Walker would be a good place to practice.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

im starting to think you and the doll were the ones who took out epstein and not killarys mates.

Viking
1 year ago

You will all be excited to know that Lorde has a younger sister now making “music”.

Poet, songwriter, and Lorde’s little sister: Indy Yelich has her own story to tell, and a raw new EP too
for those that want.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/culture/360768053/poet-songwriter-and-lordes-little-sister-indy-yelich-has-her-own-story-tell-and-raw-new-ep-too

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

Hope she can sing better than the sister!

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  Sooty
1 year ago

And dance (if that is what Lorde calls it) as Lordes dancing looks like a Spastic high on Acid after a lunch at Maccas.

Tarquin
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

A dago poet who thinks the world owes her a living for being different / retarded . We are truly blessed.

Viking
Reply to  Tarquin
1 year ago

I will converse with ROL and have him arrange your blessing.

Viking
1 year ago

Here is a bit of Ardern’s and Labour’s skull duggery you won’t see on any of the news services.
Click on the picture for a colourful explanation.

NZ ObserverArticle thanks to Graham Adams.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=946408810818856&set=pb.100063492372647.-2207520000&type=3

ardern
Last edited 1 year ago by Viking
Viking
1 year ago

How camels were made.

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Viking
1 year ago

The real story of the white house walk thru.
what you have seen so far is a complete fabrication.

You might find it on Fox News.or possibly Tucker.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/178672621575629

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

Bwa ha ha
of course we will get da Trooof on DARPA/Suckerberg’s deepstate vehicle !
aka fakebook.

Viking
Reply to  howitis
1 year ago

Get over yourself. You are a fucking dinosaur like so many you criticise.

That you can’t figure out how FB works other than to watch cat pics and other people’s dinners is a testament to your ignorance.

Twitter is for those with a nanosecond attention span.

There is plenty to learn on FB. But remain ignorant fro we don’t really care.
The box awaits you.

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

”how FB works” It feeds on your data.You are the product.

Private Godfrey
Reply to  Starving Artist
1 year ago

Dont waste your breath.
V is the only one here with the smarts to operate a fb account. ///
I think we’re supposed to be grateful for his splattering crap all over the blog.

Viking
1 year ago

England versus Russia when it comes to social media restrictions and prosecutions

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1035121155039401

Viking
1 year ago

SCHWAB and Brexit disinformation.

https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1158951836000913

The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

A Drongo by the name of Mark Robinson who is the Chief Fuckwit at NZ Rugby says it is OK to run Political Activation by NZ Representatives at International Rugby games.

Then a dumb Bimbo, Katelyn Vahaakolo, who has absolutely no Maori Heritage by her own admission, but is a Tongan by birth, but identifies as Ngati Whatua, Ngapuhi and Maniatoto, decides to be a divisive Political Agitator while representing this country, and that, it seems if OK.

No wonder this country is divided.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360770049/new-zealand-rugby-backs-black-fern-katelyn-vahaakolo-over-land-back-tattoo

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

Insidious developments for years through the go-alongs & useful idiots.

How The All Blacks Are Being Targeted For Maorification
https://youtu.be/mu4E3p29BjU
18 mins 16 secs : July 19th, 2025 : Stop CoGovernance : Julian Batchelor

Really nails the hopeless Robinson, & shows how this is systematically done.

It is a part of bringing more control over all New Zealanders.
The maori are grifting, “follow the money” as they seek the goose with the golden egg.
Which they will cannablize, but have figured the Co-Government, the tax-payers $money will top up also, as framed as an essential, even though they have cultural appropriated a Colonializer’s sport.

Last edited 1 year ago by Simpleton1
howitis
howitis
Reply to  The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

I did it think much if Steve Tew but then again I don’t think much of Rugby administration..ever …and ever

But Tew was a Rock star compared to Mark Robinson.

Mark Robinson can flame out now and do anything as he leaves NZRU soon.
Scorched earth is a possibility.

The Ancient Hooligan
Reply to  howitis
1 year ago

The Fella has suffered to many head knocks on the Rugby field to function properly.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

aw fuck that shit. going up would be ok but coming down id goof and be fucked.

i bet darwin has given a few awards out in that spot.

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

A judge is a lawyer who sucked up to the right people and got lucky.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Absolute Bald Power !

Then here the so called victim often plays for keeps.

When Citizens Fight Backhttps://rumble.com/v5kerwa-when-citizens-fight-back.html?mref=20ecx&mc=9nwj1
2 mins 44 secs : A compilation of some incidents.

Not a bad idea in “Defund the Cops” as then the Community would soon figure that it can rule with that “Community Justice”.

Who can be against the Community Justice when it is applied.
It is coming in some areas that Community Justice will be applied to the Judiciary.

nasska
1 year ago

After years of research sociologists have discovered that men & women have some subtle differences. Such as:

EATING OUT
  •  When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. 
  •  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 

MONEY
  •  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
  •  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale. 

BATHROOMS
  •  A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel 
  •  The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. 

ARGUMENTS
  •  A woman has the last word in any argument. 
  •  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

SUCCESS
  •  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
  •  A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

MARRIAGE
  •  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. 
  •  A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does. 

DRESSING UP
  •  A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. 
  •  A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 

NATURAL
  •  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
  •  Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

OFFSPRING
  •  Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. 
  •  A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 

I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

PANIC AND RUN!!!!!
possible hostile alien attack inbound… due to strike us in november.

lol, literally anything to distract from the failed epstein gaslighting saga.

theyll pretend to want to arrest obama, and then trump will pardon ghislaine as long as she admits its all just a scam hoax. literally anything to make the story disappear so the elite pedos get away with it.

Curious
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

I doubt the aliens can be much worse than the fuckers running the show at the moment.

Viking
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

They’re coming here for a Twitter meet with Elon so they can hook up their terrestrial network, learn about his electric cars, solar power and batteries, to power the Tesla houses there.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

true that!!!

i love how theyve found whats probably a small meteor/comet and let their imagination run wild and deemed it to be a hostile alien craft.

earth could do with humanity being wiped out, hostile aliens or a big fucking asteroid it just needs to hurry up.

I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

“corporate jargon is often used by people as a coping mechanism for not being capable of keeping up with their tasks”

“overuse of professional sounding jargon corrolates with poor decision making because nobody actually knows what theyre talking about.”

hmmmmmm now who in charge could this apply to…… surely not luxtard and willis////// shane jones is trying his darndest to get there too.

it was a study from 10-15yrs ago, sorry i exited the link i sourced it from without copying it. but yeah theres probably alot of truth to that and itll be applicable to the top end of every bureaucracy, local and central government.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

It is all well practiced systemically on the stake-holders.

And the media amplify it by interviewing those certain jargon “experts” to supposedly decipher and give the audience the “mandatory” “demands” “commands” for the goodness of “compliance”.sakes.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Simpleton1
1 year ago

When forced to comply to mandatory propaganda and language, which only a tiny minority understands, it makes the majority switch off and get on with living life without that input.

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Latin was very useful in the academic world because it prevented anyone other than insiders from reading academic papers. If you can’t read it, how can you criticise it? The disappearance of Latin has forced academia to create new languages to replace it. So far we have:

1). Gobbledegook aka jargon & 2) Te Reo which everyone applauds but is only understood by a microcosm of real people.

Our masters can’t have plebeian taxpayers discovering that their output is actually nonsense so they communicate in a language no-one else can understand.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Get back to “mahi” nasska.
Long may serfdom continue,
The traditional way had the enslaved doing all the customary work, like growing kumara, digging, chopping trees etc..

Last edited 1 year ago by Simpleton1
Viking
Reply to  Simpleton1
1 year ago

Driving Trucks?

I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

want to watch a butter/ red meat price obsessed leftard lose their fucking shit?

mates worker was having a whinge about it earlier, rekons nz farmers should supply super cheap or even free meat and dairy to help out struggling kiwis. i said i totally agree… but when farmers are struggling kiwi consumers should help them out by buying $50butter and $100kg meat.
absolutely lost his fucking shit, rekons it dosent work like that blah blah blah, social licence this, polluting cunts that.

anyways you could imagine my very reserved and caring approach to responding to him went down very well 🙂

my parting comments (hes a builder) were how horrific building costs were and asked if he could come do some reno work for me super cheap or even free to help out a struggling kiwi… yeah, if looks could kill. funny how its not such a great idea when it involves their own income.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

I can not find the original source of just how much exactly per average dairy farm that has been contributing free milk with weetbix for Kickstart Breakfast Clubs for kids at school.
I recall being very surprised at the time.
It is into $thousands per year since 2009 per dairy farm.

Perhaps that should be stopped and a $.50c taken of that lb of butter.
Just how much butter does the average person eat at home?

It is all being used to hit a small minority, like farmers, to then drum-up a “mob for economo justice”. To create a bad smell.
To keep people divided.

Last edited 1 year ago by Simpleton1
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Simpleton1
1 year ago

As lactose intolerant I can vouch YOU WILL NOT DIE WITHOUT BUTTER! 🤣

nasska
Reply to  waikatogirl
1 year ago

You poor woman. The thought of spreading my toast with rapeseed oil & water plus additives & artificial flavouring that has been beaten into submission until it somewhat resembles butter saps my will to live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_EhfOgW6A

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Thanks Nasska for that Chick Littlewood NZ nostalgia.

Yeah, bit annoying but Vegemite, etc I go ‘commando’. Olive oil is my new friend in and on many foods these days like the mashed spud last night. I don’t worry if I consume dairy occasionally, just deal with it.

Medically diagnosed so not just bitching.

Curious
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Butter, Olive oil, coconut oil, or avacado oil in this house. Seed oils especially rape seed are banned. The only exception is where it is unavoidable as part of a supermarket product bread for example.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

Same with the oils Curious.

I can eat (Puhoi) Greek Yoghurt – yum!

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

i use marg on my toast/sammies but butter is a must for pretty much anything else… pancakes, scones, new spuds, corn cob etc

our kids are shockers for asking for extra chunk of butter on their tea then just eating the butter on its own. we use 1-2 blocks per week, my mums a bit of a home baker still and use 4-5 per week.

i was rarking up the reddit losers last night pointing out the fact if they didnt blow their money on endless other shit they could easily afford butter etc… they didnt like the fact they buy daily or multiple daily coffees at 6-10bux a pop but cant afford a $10 butter once a week.

Viking
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

We all feel aggrieved.
Shocking dreadful
You spend half the day here and the other half at Reddit
Poor cows are not getting your undying devotion to their daily care.
Smack yourself in the head.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

started a reddit account a couple days to specifically wind them up. pretty sure ive been banned now tho. there was an added bonus is a section ROL will love… nzgirlsgonewild its well worth a look, some filthy lil bitches on there with zero shame.

Viking
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

started a reddit account a couple of days ago specifically for nzgirlsgonewild. It’s well worth a look, some filthy lil bitches on there with zero shame.

OK, so we managed to interpret what you were telling us.
I will mention to ROL that you need his help. I read earlier that, according to Ed, God has a room for those loose ladies.
ROL might get you a keypass.

“The report about the third woman painted the dirtiest picture about her. She seemed to have had an insatiable appetite for sex and was willing to sleep with anyone she fancied, both before and after marriage. She was in short, a borderline nympho.
God jumped up in his seat and shouted: Send her to MY chamber. “

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

theres a few duds on there but plenty of sexy chicks.
think alot of them are onlyfans girls trying to entice dudes to subscribe for even spicier content.

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

You can only spend your money once & $5+ coffee doesn’t do it for me. For each cup I pay about 20cents for the instant coffee, about a cent each for sugar/milk & even I’m not mean enough to worry about the cost of boiling 250ml of water.

So butter, yes. AIDs victims moonlighting as baristas pushing overpriced muck in cup, no! It is my humble opinion that anyone who pays more than $2 for a coffee is a pretentious wanker.

Viking
1 year ago

That doll of Tarquins has gone out of control.

Hayley Westenra ‘heartbroken’ after double homicide of friends Robin Kaye and Tom Deluca in LAhttps://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/hayley-westernra-heartbroken-after-double-homicide-of-friends-robin-kaye-and-tom-deluca-in-la/HDP5OAYOBBHAVCO65KCSSFL2LU/

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

Seems to be a gap, a spacing missing !

A tragedy looking for some where to strike.

17th July 2025
at least three prior arrests to his name across late 2023 and early 2024, with charges ranging from battery to making threats with a weapon.

In each of those cases, the charges were dropped over mental competency,
https://nypost.com/2025/07/17/us-news/junkie-raymond-boodarian-accused-of-murdering-american-idol-exec-robin-kaye-once-tried-to-stab-his-own-mother/

Three times released; to walk among us.

Last edited 1 year ago by Simpleton1
Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Simpleton1
1 year ago

That doll works as good as the long-range super secret yank bombers

Viking
1 year ago

Nice to see happening.

Thirty-five arrests and counting: Inside Hawke’s Bay police’s new retail-crime foot patrolsThe woman was handcuffed and taken into custody.
This was no isolated incident.
Since the unit began work about two months ago, there have been 35 arrests and 179 charges relating to retail offending.
The team has executed search warrants at suspects’ homes, finding stolen property and other evidence of shoplifting.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/inside-hawkes-bays-retail-crime-unit-35-arrests-and-a-shoplifter-caught-on-patrol/RO3PELYGG5BWVBKURCQHCQFQJQ/

Golritz better watch out.

Viking
1 year ago

Australia, the British and the Aboriginals.

This is a summation of the Australian colonisation.
Interesting as it almost parallels our history in many ways, including tribalism between Abos, disease, and what the British tried to do for the Abos.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1742210220055769

nasska
1 year ago

I read a while back that a cafe in Wellington is now selling a $20 cup of 
coffee.

You’ll experience “an earthy flavour with aspects of nectarines, plums & 
cocoa inside the cup”.

Outside the cup you’ll find a pretentious wanker who spends twenty 
dollars on a coffee. 

Komata
Komata
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

nasska

Aah, but as the coffee is ‘ethically grown’ it will also help the planet and by paying his $20 the drinker will be able to salve his conscience while also convincing himself that he is a supporter of the gween movement and that he is in some way helping the growers make a reasonable income and so improve their lot.

It’s what the gweens do don’t y’ know…

Viking
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Their money. They can spend it, however, they like so long as it’s theirs to spend.
Just as all the rest of you do.

naaska, who are you to judge people based on what they spend their money on?

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

correct vikey but those same morons are likely to whinge about scraping to get by, cost of living etc and oblivious to their contribution to their financial woes.

same sorta thing as the broke boozers and smokers or the ones who live on fast food and cry poor.

Last edited 1 year ago by I am a stupid boy
Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

As long as the money is not been paid by us taxpayers to entitled public servants and council employees.

Saggy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

Yeah what the fuck? And what’s wrong with coffee that tastes like coffee. Tossers.

Viking
Reply to  Saggy
1 year ago

Each to their own, Saggy. Their money.

Saggy
1 year ago

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/kiwi-family-speaks-after-uk-man-killed-by-wife-with-samurai-sword/YWEZYMJ22VGE3EJTUJU5TIDZAA/

Wow, quite a bit to unpack here. His wife stabbed him 50 times with a samurai sword.

My favourite bits:
– Joanna Rowland-Stuart (the “wife”), who is transgender
– was found to have killed her husband in what Lewes Crown Court determined was an unlawful killing. (you don’t say)
– While on the phone to police, Joanna Rowland-Stuart claimed her husband had tried to kill her with a samurai sword, and that during the scuffle he had “fallen on the sword”. (WTF – 50 times??)

Viking
1 year ago
nasska
1 year ago

A neat trick. Hopefully the last in the redundancy queue.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bgO254xiVko

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
1 year ago

if the place is unionised that driver will be first to go. too efficient and makes the rest look bad, plus clearly has a brain and knows how to use it.

Viking
1 year ago

Here’s one for yopur printer ED.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/745852024757076

BertP
BertP
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

That’s an expensive way to split logs. How about using a hydraulic log splitter that will last years?

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  BertP
1 year ago

vikeys probs never split wood in his life so wouldnt know.
imagine how fast and practical and cheap it would be to reload your axe for every swing at a chunk of wood////

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
1 year ago
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