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  1. Funniest Coronavirus Jokes

    1) Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
    2) You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
    3) What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
    4) If coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?
    5) What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
    6) What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.
    7) Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
    8) You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.
    9) Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
    10) Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
    11) What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke? Be patient.
    12) The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.
    13) I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
    14) Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
    15) What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever? Self, I so late.
    16) Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.
    17) So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.
    18) What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.
    19) If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
    20) Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
    21) I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
    22) Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.
    23) Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
    24) 30 days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have 31, except for March which was infinite.
    25) What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes!
    26) You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.
    27) What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch? Mac and sneeze.

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  2. Have to believe the science

    Fascinating debate, even though the RTE presenter is pushing the panic hard. However, if you can put aside the irritation at the dumb bitch then it is a very condemning case against the lunacy being pursued by Covid Cindy.

    https://youtu.be/Qgn4B2Iq2cg

    The real problem is that the politicians have invested all their credibility in the insane approach of lockdowns, there is no way to back out from it without idiots like Cindy saying they were utterly stupid. Unless of course, it is all part of the Great Reset and the endgame is to have turned all the western economies have been burned to the ground so that we can institute a worldwide single government like oh I don’t know say … Cindy’s favourite – the UN.

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    • The idea of a vaccine for Covid is a lie

      Best part of the debate.

      On the possibility of a vaccine… “I think it’s quite unlikely we’ll have a vaccine … the UK had a “Common Cold Institute” for 43 years which had the sole mission of eliminating the common cold (ie Coronavirus) and it was shut down after 43 years because it wasn’t achievable”

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      • UK had a metric advisory council that is canned after just over 10 years in the early 1980s.
        The road signs today are still in miles and MPH.
        A lot of temperature reporting is still Fahrenheit.
        Brits dont do change well.
        Eh by gum.

        Your comment underscores why Thatcher pulled a lot of the Govt science funding.
        It is not like Britain was leading the world in anything in the 1980s except maybe CND.

        The common cold is mainly a variety of virus esp rhinovirus
        -Rhinovirus. This bunch is most active in early fall, spring, and summer. They cause 10%-40% of colds. You’ll feel plenty miserable when you catch one, but the good news is they rarely make you seriously sick.
        -Coronavirus. These tend to do their dirty work in the winter and early spring. The coronavirus is the cause of about 20% of colds. There are more than 30 kinds, but only three or four affect people.
        -RSV and parainfluenza. These viruses cause 20% of colds. They sometimes lead to severe infections, like pneumonia, in young children.

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    • Thanks for the link.

      Coronavirus is clearly an insane PANIC out of control and so long as opposition parties in NZ pretend its dangerous, and credit Ardhern and Bloomfailed for saving lives, nothing will change.

      HELLO NATIONAL. HELLO ACT.

      JACINDA DIDN’T SAVE A SINGLE LIFE AND BLOOMFIELD IS KILLING MORE THAN HE IS SAVING.

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CALL THEM OUT ON IT!!!

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      • Put on your pussy hat when you go out.
        That will ward off whitey male supremacists.
        [ ie. if they come near you while you are wearing that hat, they are not real men]

        Infallible method 2.
        Carry a double life sized picture of Paddy Gower with you.
        That will scare off anyone and anything- even viruses.

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    • To confuse the haters, gender fluids, cultural Marxists, and gender benders inform them the John Wayne’s birth name was in fact Marion Morrison.

      That will throw them off the scent.

      John Wayne- ever so slight bigger than Michele (!) Obama and slightly more manly!!
      Just.

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  3. RINO’s, another group that underestimates the Trump campaign.

    Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka threatening to sue over billboards linking her to US’ coronavirus deaths
    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2020/10/donald-trump-s-daughter-ivanka-threatening-to-sue-over-billboards-linking-her-to-us-coronavirus-deaths.html

    A lawyer representing Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared Kushner, made the threat on Friday in a letter to the Lincoln Project, calling the ads “false, malicious and defamatory” and saying they constituted “outrageous and shameful libel”.

    The group, which includes former campaign consultants to President George W Bush and Senator John McCain, is the most prominent Republican-led organisation opposing Trump’s re-election on November 3. It has produced barrages of ads calling for his defeat, attacked pro-Trump Republican lawmakers and endorsed Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

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    • From Saggy’s link:

      ……”It’s interesting to think that if Jesus had been born just a few hundred years earlier, today’s most common Christian symbol would be missing its cross-beam, and much more wince-worthy”…….

      Goes along with the theory that if Jesus had been drowned rather than crucified Catholics would be walking around with aquariums hanging from their necks. 🙂

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  4. For a while now when I try to load the twitter feed for conservative personalities such as Douglas Murray, Gerard Batten, Simone Gold the page comes up with an error message. I have to refresh the screen 2 or 3 times to load the page.
    Has anyone else experienced this?

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  5. Things are not looking good for Joe & Kamala in Florida –a key state. Expect the polls all over to start closing rapidly in the next week. It is nothing to do with facts changing, it is to do with financial/business survival for the polling companies. They have to sweep their BS polls of the last few months under the carpet.

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/breaking-early-results-florida-shocking-one-candidate-no-doubt-happy/

    NB. the point made, in the piece, that many Republican counties have not opened for early voting yet.

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  6. Retweeting Candace Owens.

    “Black Lives Matter is an organization of white men, using the faces of dead Black people to raise millions of dollars toward electing White Democrats into positions of power.” ….
    …… she would have to have an “open dialogue” with Kappa Alpha Theta chief operating officer Allie Dew to get a “broader education of America today.” …..

    https://nationalfile.com/higher-ed-ku-sorority-member-put-on-probation-for-retweeting-candace-owens/

    How ever others want to take this further
    “Truth & Reconciliation Commission” designed to “deprogram” Trump supporters.
    The notion chillingly harkens back to the re-education camps of post-war Vietnam where millions died at the hands of the Communist regime there.

    See how this “Truth & Reconciliation Commission” is forming in anticipation of a Biden, Democrat win.
    Universities, Educations systems, and money will flow into enforce this.

    https://allnewspipeline.com/They_Want_Us_Dead_If_Trump_Wins.php

    Maybe not dead, but as they would put it, well educated. 🙁
    All ready as in New Zealand, we take in the black & brown civics, as espoused by Massey University, Spoonley, etc.. to gain cultural inclusivity for their diversity, full of powhiri, waiata, karakahia, etc.. etc..

    These “liberals” that concede to BLM etc., to be in the “wokeness” zone, that say this will be for your own good, and then we can leave you alone. yeah right. 🙁

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  7. If you voted for this lot then you only have yourselves to blame if you are panicking over another lockdown.🤦‍♀️ The ‘Ministry of Truth’ says only listen to us! 🤫

    Coronavirus: Officials address ‘leaked’ lockdown plans after social media rumours speculate an alert level move ‘planned’ for November
    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home.html

    Rumours that New Zealand will enter a “planned” lockdown in early November have been squashed by All-of-Government COVID-19 response group after the “leaked” proposal circulated social media.

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  8. I said it yesterday. The Commie skeleton is
    a control freak and it would not surprise me
    if the bitch wanted to disrupt peoples lives again.
    She doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone and the
    slag will be laughing her scrawny ass off at the idiots
    who voted for her.

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  9. I first thought a few days ago, that this was just an over top letter that was sent out a week ago to Trump supporters.
    This is a report from a New Hampshire, “#walk a way” from the Democrats girl.
    Ok it has hit the local news there,
    “Trump supporters in two New Hampshire towns receive letters threatening their homes.”
    https://youtu.be/j0YzCNHbKgk
    13 mins : 00 secs.
    It as the 9:50 mark, that she picks up on the overall threat to Republican supporters.

    ‘Karlyn Borysenko’ is right and is referring to this
    https://donaldtrump.watch/
    Where all the names of supporters of Trump are shown up that are near you.

    So now we may truly understand the “shy tory” effect, as it would seem that one can be held to ransom, doxxed, etc, by the Democrat “brown shirts” of antifa, BLM, and the democratic voter does not care.

    Then as touched on with a murmuring of establishing a reeducation system, under the auspices of a “Truth & Reconciliation Commission” in my above post at 3:21 pm

    So once you are on the list, “that nice little list, and they will not be missed”, the Mikado opera, which was a satire of British politics, nigh on 150 years ago, reminds me of the Lord High Executioner.

    This though is much more sinister, that resolves around money, power, & control, “Pour encourager les autres”
    Lists were done by the Vietcong on the South Vietnam hamlets.
    Lists were done by the Gestapo.
    Lists were done by the NKVD KGB and stasi.
    Faraway?
    What lists have been created in the state of Victoria? hmmm

    What lists are created in NZ?, for what? & why?
    Gangs, guns, criminals, driver licences, QR tracing, etc.. etc…
    Who will be criminalized? Hate speech? Intolerance?

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    • …..“Trump supporters in two New Hampshire towns receive letters threatening their homes.”……

      At least in America they’re allowed to defend their families & homes. If it happens here we’ll die helpless while the cops weigh up the health & safety implications of protecting us!

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    • This is where professional doxxers set up to practice their “executioning” work on Trump supporters..
      This has been on stream since Trump came to power.
      An expose on one of them.

      Harassment, censorship, and intimidation of Trump supporters by any means necessary is a key element of the “color revolution” strategy.
      And Brandy Zadrozny of NBC News is a key hatchet woman working on behalf of the oligarchs. ……
      …….. She poses as a neutral reporter, but like so many other “journalists” in 2020, she is simply an ideologically-motivated hitman. …..
      ………. wrote a guide on “how to” unethically dox anonymous people online. Zadrozny appears to use paid, dark-data search engines to dox the personal information of anonymous Trump supporters online — obtaining property records, phone information, and even their Amazon wish lists.

      Zadrozny is part of a press corps deployed to cover “misinformation, disinformation, and extremism” after the Internet fueled President Donald Trump’s win in 2016.
      This new journo beat was created to surveil, slander, and censor online voices that counter ruling class narratives. ……
      ……. biggest target in 2020 is Qanon. ….

      https://www.revolver.news/2020/10/brandy-zadrozny-dox-trump-supporters-glamorize-pedophiles/

      As the article shows, she was the one behind discrediting and killing off of Qanon and there are many other points and issues raised by it.

      “Tucker Carlson broke story of NBC reporter ‘Brandy Zadrozny’ accused of online intimidation”
      https://youtu.be/w-8HhLSwQQA
      4:07 : • Oct 22, 2020
      This is more a of a summary.

      Then there is the shoot back by “Brandy Zadrozny” through her employers NBC as reported to “USA today”.

      NBC News pushed back against Fox News Thursday, issuing a statement that said “Carlson dangerously and dishonestly targeted” Zadrozny.

      “Brandy represents the best of investigative journalism and of NBC News.
      She is relentlessly well-researched and sophisticated in her understanding of disinformation and conspiracy theories on the Internet and within some social media communities,”

      https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2020/10/22/nbc-news-hit-back-tucker-carlson-criticism-reporter/3731805001/

      Well there you have it, but do look at my above comment, noting the “Donald Trump watch” link and note why they say they are doing this.

      I hope we do not become too paranoid, but also to be wise and careful, even here in NZ.
      Support others openly or even quietly, a word of encouragement, just being there, financially, or other ways. Transport, or a bit of accommodation.

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  10. How the Melbourne police organize, their systems of control, their tactics, at the Melbourne protests just the other day.
    Going through an arrest, & how the police do that, and the further processing.
    Lawyers are ready there straight away to help sort out the fines… Sounds like the courts will be busy. 🙂
    A little bit staid, but good on them just to be there.
    Little tips of how to do things, and to be self protective.

    https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?v=359251045192821&ref=watch_permalink&t=3
    23 minutes 55 secs. : The sound is a little low, but I can follow it.

    They make good reasons, the protest is to make the point to the politicians.
    Certainly learn, the police are no friends, just like the journalists, and probably not even the that lass, but, ….
    A bit telling in how the police commissioner in one part where the pressure being placed on the police commissioner is changing tact, in not being a total “yes man” to Dan Andrews.
    Some questions of police operations seem to be operating outside the points of law.
    Then the costs of these police operations for what?

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    • The desperation behind that bus.

      … online auction to sell off 12 buses of his 22-bus fleet. ….
      … – where he’s had to diversify his workload to include hay bailing and silage trucking to keep money flowing and help reduce a AUD$3.8 million (and growing) debt – ….

      …… “Why do you think I took it off my own back to do this [slogan paint] whole bus, mate?”
      “I’ve paid for it and I’m running it and it’s all mine.
      I’ve got Monica [Schmit] on board because she’s a journalist and a bit of an activist to a degree, to get some publicity out there.
      “It’s been causing waves; it’s all around the world…” ….

      …… “The Omnibus bill now [means] I can be arrested because I’m seen to be an activist … because I’ve got slogans against the [Victorian State] government.

      “Like, what happened to freedom of speech? What happened to the democracy where I don’t have to agree with you and I don’t have to be a sheep?” he said.

      The operator, with no prior criminal record and being a federal tax and local rate payer said: “And don’t you worry, I’ve definitely paid my share of tax over the years.” …..
      https://www.busnews.com.au/industry-news/2010/melbourne-metro-protest-bus-operator-nothing-to-lose-now

      There is a whole lot more in that story, where many more questions are raised.
      The losses are tremendous, life savings, livelihoods destroyed, incapable of restarting, basically people, their families being ground down to poverty, through out Melbourne and Victoria.

      NZ is having its own tragic crash down too, that does not seem to be hitting the media, quite yet, being masked over by the bought media;- well not yet.

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  11. Qatar at Doha airport.
    What is the problem? the 13 Australian woman were not stoned, they were not beheaded, they were not even raped.

    Do 7 news and all the feminists, Amnesty International really care?
    Where is the “ministry of woman” whoops no real need for that ministry now, as “individuals can have cervix’s”

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1320262100204204033
    2 mins 31 secs.

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-25/passengers-invasively-searched-qatar-after-report-foetus-found/12811716

    Do they really believe a serious investigation?
    As after all would they have any doubt, that a detailed and thorough investigation will be done and so be “assured that detailed and transparent information on that event will be provided soon” yeah right!

    The I guess some could have been a “drug mule”?
    Will the facts really come out?

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