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  1. Have a brother staying so up early to light the fire, not that cold really but being a good host. Love the cartoon, perhaps as New Zealanders we could add our media as well, what they don’t make up they twist the stuff that gets through anyway.



  2. ED, You are dead right about that image ,it’s frightening what’s going on all in the name of a plandemic that is rapidly falling apart , depressingly I fear permanent damage has been done.
    There should be a NZ flag added to those cuffs IMHO.



  3. ‘A bit of a nightmare’ – Patients wait for updates after Waikato DHB cyber attack

    Patients whose surgery was cancelled because of the cyber attack affecting Waikato hospitals are anxiously waiting to find out how big the disruption will be.

    The ransomware attack on Tuesday crashed Waikato District Health Board IT systems including computers and phones, affecting Waikato, Thames, Tokoroa, Te Kuiti and Taumaranui hospitals.

    Most elective surgery has been cancelled along with outpatient clinics and people have told to stay away from Emergency Departments if possible.

    One patient, Tony, was flown from New Plymouth to Hamilton for an operation on his leg scheduled for yesterday and was told at 5pm it wasn’t going to happen.



  4. Nash finally admitted this morning that Hawke’s Bay has a gang problem.
    This will be resolved by the increased Police numbers. Really?
    A few newbie recruits will make a difference how?
    Hawke’s Bay Police don’t have time to sort out gangs, because they’re currently being used as a back up ambulance service attending calls and sitting with patients for hours until the over-stretched ambos can get there.
    Systemic failure on a grand scale.
    Worst government ever.



    • What newbie recruits?

      January 2021
      …The Police Association is at odds with the Police Minister over an advancement of budget funds to continue training new officers, while delayed recruits face losing their positions when wings recommence.

      The brakes have gone on training new officers, with candidates scheduled to attend the Royal New Zealand Police College in February told their entry would be DEFERRED until later in 2021 after recruitment requirements were RECONSIDERED.

      The delay has left hundreds of recruits in limbo and leaves the Government well short of its promise[Well hell, there’s a surprise] last term to put an extra 1800 officers, above and beyond attrition, on the streets by last year.

      It also means there won’t be any new officers until >>> at least September after a fresh deployment of 60 police in March……

      Reading between the white lines:-

      The want to change the mix of cops and want to bring the numbers up to 50% non white males.
      But they are not getting the applications from the correct (non white males) people so they can’t run a course.
      Similarities to what is going on in Queensland but at least that is out in the open.

      Not enough ‘Diversidy hires’ so no training at all.
      1800 more coppies,
      My Arze.
      Now a three year pay freeze!

      You somehow think that such is the incompetence, a Cabinet Minister in the Ardern Sixth Labour Govt could not even order a short black coffee, no sugar, correctly.



  5. Questions on Antifa and BLM riots. Who pays the damage.

    Marjorie Taylor Greene Rejects Calls For January 6 Commission, Slams BLM And Antifa

    In House floor remarks, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) expressed her opposition to a commission on the Capitol Insurrection, and demanded a commission to look into the unrest that occurred in the wake of the murder of George Floyd, blaming Black Lives Matter and antifa.



    • I disagree

      Seems straightforward to me.
      She was notified by council.

      “But in December 2019, Wang received a letter from ŌCHT saying it planned to turn the garden into grass in the “next short while”. It let her keep one area until after the vegetables had been harvested, and it would turn that area into grass in April/May 2020, the letter said.”

      So given months of notice and allowed to harvest a season.
      The time it was scheduled for removal was April /May 2020.
      So it was not done then.
      Like lots of things it was delayed.

      She is hardly ‘climbing out’
      She is 80 years old.

      If you look at the picture it is a lot of bamboo which is classified as a noxious weed in many places.
      I had to deal with it on a rental 20 years ago.

      It is communal property and have you ever dealt with older Asian women?
      They are generally obstinate and intransigent.
      Note the case a few years ago where a Chinese woman died in the Manukau car park rather than let go of her handbag.
      Her name was also Wang.

      It is Stuffed.
      You wont be getting the full facts.
      40% would be the best you can hope for.
      If she was ‘giving away veges to the other tenants’ why were there complaints.
      This is a media beat up.
      Learn to read media shit

      All the hyper shit at the beginning.
      Dramatic headline.
      From a ‘Senior’ Reporter/scribbler

      At the start
      “which manages property for the city council, to remove it without warning on Monday.”
      Without warning ??
      -She got notice in Dec 2019
      With Covid she got another year/season out of it.
      -Then 2021
      “On April 18, the maintenance team advised the tenancy team the work would start in May 2021, but no-one told Wang.”
      That is all.

      She is left with a metre strip which was probably the original allotment and she expanded.
      So not annihilated.

      Rare herbs. My Arze.
      Have you ever been to an airport?
      the Chinese women are always trying to bring in illegal shit then fighting about it .

      You people have been gaslit by media manipulators.
      I am disappointed by this over- reaction from YSB regulars.
      The facts are in there; wrapped in mind-numbing emotional hyperbole.



    • Rachael@0846

      ‘We should have told our tenant. We didn’t, and for that we are very sorry, and we unreservedly apologise.”

      Yeah, right!!

      Now had the tenant be ‘Maori’ there’d be Questions in Parliament and hysteria from the media but as it’s only an elderly Chinese lady it doesn’t really matter.

      Methinks there’s some Tui-ad material there…



    • Doesn’t help that muppet dripkins is pushing the “team of 5 million” to go get jabbed and has started the lets blame those that don’t want their poison for it taking so long game.



  6. I’ve always wondered how polls are done and what questions they ask the participants. Now the truth has come out, They just ask Tova what questions she wants asked and what result she wants and Bobs your uncle. Pollsters now have the same credibility as newscrub reporters. Who would believe them in the future on any subject? The Tova effect could wipe out an entire industry here. If I worked for Reid Research or Colmar Brunton I’d be polishing up my C.V. and looking for greener pastures.



  7. As the bus pulled up at the bus stop and it was her turn to get on, Melissa became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to raise to the height of the first step of the bus:
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn’t.
    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the third time attempted the step.
    Once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
    At this point, a large bodybuilder who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled. “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
    The bodybuilder smiled and drawled. “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!” 😂



  8. WORST FLIGHTMARE Humiliated passengers could be WEIGHED before boarding flights over fears planes are overloaded with fat flyers

    Airline carriers calculate the weight and balance of aircraft to make sure they’re within allowable limits for the safety of any planes, but with obesity levels on the rise in the United States, the standard numbers previously used to average out passenger weight are possibly outdated.




  9. so here is my contribution.
    Hullo Jan,
    I am one of your local voters. Oh, you don’t know me and that’s fine.
    I see that your Government is about to change the Saftey Law relating to this Phizer Vaccine.
    The Law is there to protect your constituents from the uncontrolled use of trial Medications.
    It is there to protect the population of New Zealand from zealots who without care or responsibility would medicate our population.
    One would expect an MP to understand the consequences of allowing medicines to be given to anyone and everyone at the whim of a few individuals, especially when the evidence from oversea’s is that the vaccines that this change to the Law allows are in themselves killers of people.
    Before you and your colleagues start changing our Law perhaps a suitable enquiry by non conflicted parties should be undertaken.
    It may seem a trifling thing to your leaders but consider what happened with the Salt Vaccine or the Thalidomide medication. Think about the consequences for example of Methamphetamine and the scourge oversea’s of the open use of various other drugs.
    It is not a sensible position.

    There is also the risk when someone dies from the vaccine, and it is when and not if and its has possibly already happened in Auckland, that someone then must be held accountable for a death. Will it be manslaughter or murder and would you want to be facing a court with that charge.

    Please consider your position very carefully, do a lot more research than what our supposed health service give out before you rush through this new legislation.
    You are responsible to your constituents, all those people in Merivale you looked after for years, not the drug company or some individuals stamp the feet moment as displayed by Andrew Little.

    There is no need to rush this through.

    Robert Anderson.

    A list of emails is here. https://www.nzcpr.com/quick-email-mps/

    Now one for ACT and The Nats.



  10. A PROFESSOR in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
    About 90 students raise their hands.
    “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
    About 40 students raised their hands.
    “That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
    About 15 students raise their hand.
    “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
    Three students raise their hands.
    “That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
    Way in the back, Hamad, from Kandahar – Afghanistan raises his hand.
    The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
    The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Hamad , tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?

    Hamad replied, “Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.



  11. Trainee nurse, 18, who received the AstraZeneca vaccine is hospitalised with THREE severe blood clots after doctors dismissed her symptoms and sent her home THREE times until she could barely breathe

    The 18-year-old went to the emergency department at the Royal Brisbane Women’s Hospital with severe throbbing and tightness in her calf on April 18 and what she claims were ‘signs of clotting’.

    But no blood clots were picked-up in an ultrasound and she was sent home where her pain subsided, the Courier-Mail reported.

    The trainee nurse then started getting regular headaches and by May 7 Ms Peacock had severe pain near her collarbone while inhaling.

    Two days later a chest x-ray identified she had pneumonia after she went back to hospital complaining of pain in her back and ribs.

    She returned home again but on May 11, Ms Peacock was rushed to emergency at 2am after struggling to breathe.




    • rol the bureaucracy never value “other peoples privacy”.

      Last Thursday, I received a survey called “my health experience Survey on behalf of ***** Medical Centre.” “Feedback on your health experience”.

      I do recall giving WHB my private email address, but only for the issue at that time.
      It should never have been passed onto a survey company.
      Has any else received any thing similar.

      The good news is that I wondered enough, how they got my email address, so I did not open it.
      In light of the Waikato Hospital hack, I guess I can expect a lot more scam stuff to come through.

      Now I wonder how digital banking is going to pan out?
      Enough problems there is sort of kept quiet.



  12. Cindy’s deflecting bigly today! She’s in the the shit again!
    Ferald says on website, shes talking about the wedding dress again!
    Honey, it’s only the depth that changes!
    You will always be in shit, whether it’s to your knees or chin. Makes no difference!




    National leader Judith Collins calls for education officials behind the introduction of evil Critical Race Theory in NZ schools to be sacked. A gutsy call given the number of wet wimpy wokesters still befouling the National Party. She’s dead right of course, and you’ve got to give her points for courage, and trying to establish serious points of difference between the Nats and increasingly Marxist Labour.




  14. NEWS, admitted one has died from Covid vaccine, 3 other deaths ‘eliminated’


    “This is the fourth death reported to CARM – the earlier three have been assessed by CARM as being unrelated to the vaccination,” he said in a statement.

    “Due to the sudden nature of the death it has been referred to the Coroner’s Office and we await their determination.

    “For privacy reasons, we cannot confirm any details of the deceased person, including the person’s age and where they live.”



    • For the World’s governments, the ‘vaccine’ is an essential ‘get-out-of-jail-free-card’ for the politicians and bureaucrats.

      For the Global Media, the ‘vaccine’ advertisement revenue is a financial bonanza.

      For the ‘vaccine’ Manufacturers it is a risk-free revenue stream.

      For YOU -the MUG at the end of the needle – taking the COVID ‘vaccine’ in an unnecessary and unwarranted health risk.



  15. Urgent SOS from Sue Grey.

    The high court ruled our government was in breach of it’s own legislation in the roll out of the Pfizer vaccine.

    Tomorrow the Government is changing the law.

    Here is a template below (or write your own letter) that you can send to Jacinda Ardern, Chris Hipkins and every other MP.

    At the very least our elected representatives MUST understand the full implications of what they are approving before they give it their vote.

    Letter template:
    Re: Proposed Law Change

    Dear NZ Government,

    The High Court ruled today in Nga Kaitiaki Tuku Iho Medical Action society Inc v Minister of Health and others [2021] NZHC 1107 that it is reasonably arguable that the provisional consent for the Pfizer vaccine is unlawful.

    The government has responded by announcing it will change the law tomorrow without consultation or due process.

    This is not just a technical law change.

    Medsafe used the s23 “Provisional Consent” process because their own advisors said they could not give it a full s20 consent for everyone in NZ over s16 because the safety, efficacy and integrity testing was incomplete.

    This is not surprising because so far there has been only two months of study, and the full clinical trials won’t be finished until 2023. The approved data safety sheet and Risk Management Plan identify an array of risk, uncertainties and possible harm.


    The vaccine could not be approved because it fails the simple s22 test of showing the benefits exceeds the risks.

    The proposal to change the law tomorrow IS NOT a minor technical change. It is a change that will protect Pfizer at the expense of public safety.

    As an ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE your duties are to the public of New Zealand.

    These duties include:
    ⚪️ The duty to act in the public interest
    ⚪️ The duty to uphold the rule of law and treat the law with respect
    ⚪️ The duty to promote best medical practice and approve a medicine only where the benefit exceeds the risk, especially when the intent is to inject healthy people against a disease that is not here
    ⚪️ Doing due diligence – Pfizer demanded an indemnity and confidentiality before they would supply here- ie they don’t trust the safety of their own experimental product
    ⚪️ A duty to uphold the NZ Bill of Rights and the freedoms it protects
    ⚪️ Respect for democracy including the requirement that all laws have social license from the public especially before our health is put at risk or our rights are removed

    Due process must be followed, with full public consultation.

    Yours sincerely
    ………….. ………………….

    Hey here’s the list of those who need to know thats up (part1)



  16. Initially I thought, ok just another, but as James O’Keefe of Project Veritas makes his points, it builds that that the NYT just keeps on digging deeper holes.

    PRETRACTO: New York Times Reporters Contradict Their Own Newspaper On Live Television
    9 mins 57 secs : • May 19, 2021

    He really shows up the cases where those journalists really try to “fu** things up”.
    The exposure, the sunlight, is taking time to take effect, but I can see that this will wear the likes of those traitorous fake news down, as the indefatigable James O’Keefe just persistently keeps on. 🙂



    • All very cute.

      and then you get Killer Harris.

      Be careful what you wish for.

      When Nixon Stood down there was no election, Gerald Ford (who replaced Agnew) stepped up.

      same will happen here.

      It’s what you call a dilemma.

      Now, if these fuckknuckles called for a full recount of the 3 Nov 2020 election, well that is progress.



  17. In Auckland international airport it’s like the set for a sci-fi zombie apocalypse film.

    The departure check in is absolutely deserted with row upon row of ‘lanes’ all totally empty of people. Like shearing yards out of season. The cafe area is equally deserted with the money exchange lit but unmanned and even the information counter is closed. No sign but just nobody there.

    Once past immigration it’s the same story. All the lights are on but most of the shops are shuttered up with their expensive goods sitting in cases like a ghostly museum. Occasionally a zombie in a mask wanders past, lost, like a zoo animal suddenly freed and wondering what to do.

    Our world won’t survive this. I am walking through the remnants of a once thriving civilisation which has died, but doesn’t yet realise it has expired.



    • Thanks Eurokiwi, appreciate the report,
      and Mike Hunty’s contrast of Brissy & Sydney.

      In a discussion this evening, it was noted that New Zealand is easing back.
      Talking about busyness of things, the roads in New Zealand are not as busy.
      Not as many long haul trucks on the main roads out in the provinces.
      Truckers finding their hours are trimmed back.
      Delivery people are not as busy, and the strangest thing, less bread being ordered, less milk being bought.
      A provincial town’s supermarket, closing an hour earlier than used to.
      Takings, fallen away since Easter in some shops, noticing the traffic level is down.

      Probably busy elsewhere, like Tauranga to Auckland, making up for the slowness of the Auckland Port.
      Seems like NZ is quietly dying back in some places.



  18. In spite of nasska mumbling prayers every night, and fumbling his rosary beads, the people of the book are still lobbing explosives at each other.

    If YHVH Tzva’ot gets wind of this shit shower he will be mighty pissed 🤣




      An update from Mark Stevens

      Stuff Editorial Director


      Kia ora Amy,

      We have launched a special initiative to address misinformation about the Covid-19 vaccination.

      The Whole Truth – Covid-19 Vaccination uses video, graphics and clear, concise writing to explain the facts.

      In a media environment awash with false, misleading and often dangerous claims about Covid-19 and the vaccine, public interest journalism like this stands as a vital defence.

      The Whole Truth – Covid-19 Vaccination will emphasise what’s right, rather than amplifying what’s wrong. We will call out specific falsehoods where they risk doing harm. But more often, we’ll proactively – and calmly – explain the issues most prone to misinformation.

      Over the next six months, just as the bulk of us are being vaccinated, we’ll publish dozens of articles to a dedicated Stuff platform, on Play Stuff, YouTube and TikTok.

      Our project team includes senior journalists, editors, animators and presenters. We’ve partnered with Māori Television and the Pacific Media Network to expand our reach into communities most vulnerable to Covid-19. And we’ve recruited a panel of six public health experts to advise on our work.

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  19. Latest from Taxpayers Union

    “Tomorrow Grant Robertson delivers the annual Budget.”

    He’s spent the last year telling us to be thankful that the Government books are in slightly better shape than expected, following the COVID-19 borrowing blowout. What he’s not telling you is that by 2025, Government debt is still set to exceed $100,000 for every New Zealand household. That’s debt not seen since the days of Sir Robert Muldoon.

    Grant Robertson should be using every cent he can find under the couch cushions to tackle the Debt Monster. But he’s not. Instead he has signaled major spending sweeteners in tomorrow’s Budget, including a big investment in Māori housing – think Kiwibuild 2.0 or “Iwi Build”.

    This is borrowed money. It will be paid back by taxpayers – with interest – in the decades to come.

    What taxes will Grant Robertson hike to cover his bills?
    Remember Grant Robertson’s “no new taxes” promise? It seems like an eternity ago.

    Since that promise in September, the Government has slammed landlords with one of the harshest capital gains taxes in the world and even removed interest deductibility.

    In other words, Grant Robertson is throwing his ‘no new taxes’ promise on the bonfire. He thinks he’s now free to hike whatever taxes he wants.

    Take it from me, the housing taxes are just the tip of the iceberg. Expect to see new “fees”, “levies”, and “charges” packaged up as initiatives to fight climate change, child poverty, and inequality.”



    • Yes. Look at the AU tax system.
      not to my liking.
      Eg when they sent troops to East Timor there was a tax for the duration on higher earning Australians.
      I think from memory. 1.25% on top of everything else and took the top earners over 50c in the dollar tax plus 10% GST.



  20. Hunty might want to be careful meeting gals (or trannies) at the Star Casino, Gold Coast.

    ….Health authorities are struggling to combat a syphilis outbreak that is ravaging Melbourne’s outer suburbs, with experts saying there is no single cause.

    The dangerous sexually transmitted disease had almost been consigned to the history books but has made an aggressive comeback in the Victorian capital, with statistics compiled by the Melbourne Sexual Health Centre revealing there is a spiralling number of cases on the city’s fringes.
    More than 1400 cases of syphilis were recorded in Victoria in 2020, and already 560 so far this year….

    Watch those Victorian tarts on holiday , Hunty.
    Wear more than a mask !!



  21. Barry Soper asks the bubblehead about any ransom payment to the Hamilton Hospital it hit job.
    She fobs him off! So it’s true they did want a shitload of money to reinstate the computer!



  22. More crazies down the Gold Coast.
    Not including Hunty’s Brother in law.

    ….A former teacher who rorted $93,000 in carer’s payments from Centrelink over four years claimed she didn’t know her husband was actually still working.
    Madonna Maria De Vries received the cash between 2014 to 2018 while her ‘sick’ husband Dylan De Vries was working as a maths and science teacher at a $7,738-a- term private school on the Gold Coast.

    She pleaded guilty to two counts of obtaining a financial advantage by deception when she faced Brisbane District Court on Tuesday, but maintained she had no idea her husband was heading off to The Southport School for 35 hours a week, …

    Lying tart.
    The grubby tart lied for 4.5 years, incorrectly filling out claim forms.
    She paid the money back but still – correctly – received a conviction and 2 year suspended sentence.

    Oh I was his carer, but did not notice he was working full time !!!

    It gets a bit weird . He died in 2018 and it may have been suicide. He was fakely claiming as well.
    Sounds like they were from South America.
    I wonder if she will get 501’d.



    • What is the issue?

      I wont bother looking it up.
      I am just bi-curious.

      As in, can we finally say Bi-bi to TV3 and all its lies and stupid repetitive cop shows and so called ‘local comedy ‘ bollocks.



  23. Well all parties today compromised your health.
    How do you feel about that.

    Have all those wankers that call themselves politicians all had their jab and is that why they are all mad?

    What a disgrace the lotof them.
    Fancy getting conned by that evil communist bitch and her patsy Andrew the slime.

    Whe will they tell us the Lady in remuera died of the Jab and stop trying to lie to us by using meth as a reason. Meth doesn’t have that result.
    Will the police ever tell the truth? I’m gob smacked the so called intelligent p[people can behave this way.

    Who will be held responsible for people who die from this?
    Will it be manslaughter, murder, misadventure and will ACC cover those events?

    It makes me sick to the gut.
    did we learn nothing from the Salt Vaccine, Thalidomide, Sars, Nothing at all?



    • If they force vaccinations uppn everyone then theyll force an uprising/revolution upon themselves.

      Sadly i think theyre gunna divide on force it, pick off individual sectors/insustries and force it via worksafe/h&s legislation. Medical and hospitality first, then single out retail then keep going from there.
      If they came out and broadly forced it their would be outrage but theyll just pick us off 1 by 1, the vaccine passport will be used as a social credit tool to mop up the straglers.

      The ardern govt may be shit at alot of things but they are quite good at manipulating/ dividing and pitting groups againt each other, their vaccination campaign/ propaganda relies on that concept hence the “do your part for everyone else” mantra, the message does 2 things… induces guilt but also encourages others like karen to pressure the unvaccinated.

      If this govt really gave a fuck about kiwi health it would do a public campaign on same lines to stop fat fucks going to maccas n kfc, stop them smoking, drinking etc. Youd have to be delusional to believe covid vaccine drive has anything to do with public health.



      • Agree.
        seems to be a recent distraction.

        Oooh, lots of vax deaths, lets distract.

        The Moron Obummer even came out (not what you think, Joan Rivers already outed him for that) saying oh yeah, i knew about this when I was the puppet Prez.
        No-one gave me a speech to read out on this.

        UFO simply means unidentified flying object.
        Could be drones, Chinese spy planes etc
        It could be airforce one piloted by Joe himself.
        Who the hell would know where that was going.
        Not even creepy Joe.

        We already know they can’t track aircraft when MH370 was never tracked?
        So lots iof stuff lurking.

        So lots of possibilities.
        Major distraction .
        So yeah, Carlson needs to cool it.



  24. And now ladies and gentlemen and those who have no gender at all

    An announcement

    The next 7 months schedule for Jizzinduh Ardern and her weeding event.
    There are many, and each announcement will be preceded by an announcement of that announcement.

    This will serve as a distraction while the motels all fill up, school lunches are thrown in the bin, hospitals are hacked, electric cars catch fire, people die of the Vax….
    But the announcements will go on.

    Talking points- each a separate press conference:

    -How many bridesmaids
    – who are the bridesmaid (one announcement for each)
    -What sort of car will take her there (electric crap of course)
    -What sort of flowers
    -the dress
    -More on the dress
    -The veil
    -The family history of the veil
    -The shoes
    – Then ClarkE’s wardrobe, in 7 announcement with pre -announcements
    -The seating arrangement
    -The cameraperson
    -The type of camera, film speeds etc
    -one announcement for stills
    -another for video
    -the celebrant
    – the sign language person
    -the maori language interpreter
    – the English language interpreter for those who can’t understand Ardern’s regular pidgin English
    – the Mandarin interpreter
    – the Japanese interpreter- (just for O Sen )
    -the Yue (Cantonese) interpreter
    -the Samoan, Tongan, Tokelauan, and Cook Is. Maori interpreters
    -the meal the night before (BBQ eh bro)
    -the wine selection
    -the non alcohol selection

    The food- now that will take 2 months of announcements
    -the vegetarian option
    -the vegan option
    -the gluten free option
    -The peanut free option
    -the hangi option
    -The history of the cutlery and how they were blessed by Kaumatua

    -the DJ (of which the tart will have a spin, she is always spinning, a real spinner)
    -The live band (woke as fuck)
    -the cake, the bloody cake

    and so on and so forth

    This will dominate the rest of the year and every time there is a sticky situation- more weeding announcements



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