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They should align te moldy week with te moldy new years then we can be done with the bullshit in one lot
hilarious, im guessing theres about to be an orange toddler tantrum today.
the fed openly defied his bullying and threats to not raise the interest rate but they done the wise thing and done it anyways.
what new levels of desparation will we see from the retard now?
i see in a way to console himself hes just given his jew puppet masters 40,000 bombs…. america first 🤣🤣🤣🤣, thatll be a few more senate seats lost to the dems. his impeachment will be the biggest and best the world has ever seen.
Did and did. Can’t stand sloppy Engrish.
you cant stand your thai wife? thats a bit harsh mate
stop being such a pedant, not all of us grew up in a new zealand with a decent edumacation system and high achievement standards 🙂
i was a ncea guinea pig, coupled with the rise of cellphones and texting. just be thankful i dont communicate entirely in text message format where every word was abbreviated.
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everyone knows oranges turn shit after a couple of weeks.
12 years
This just goes to prove that Hipkins is an absolute Dumbarse and doesn’t even know what this List only Labour Candidate is up too. What a Tool and this Pratt, Hipkins wants to run this Country. Spare me!
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/election-2026-labour-candidate-says-hell-only-return-to-new-zealand-if-elected-to-parliament/PS6TTONXJRCTDEMZRYDTWUNDT4/
From AH’s link:
#. “On KPMG’s website, Cleine is still listed as chairman and chief executive of KPMG in Vietnam and Cambodia.”
KPMG! Same employer as Qiulae Wong. Another WEF plant.
That’s just fucking bizarre, yet NZ 1st wants to limit voting to citizens. How about limiting eligibility to those who actually live here for standing for parliament?
His publicity shot and the candid photo of him and his brother look like two very different people. Are Labour still using Helen Clarks photoshop artist?
im sure someone who has lived in southeast asia for 29yrs really cares and has new zealands best interests at heart///////
I’d say he’s done his time in Asia, and wants to come home. But only if he lands a cushy job where he can do SFA.
Note that if he doesn’t get in on the list from his position of 30, he’s going to remain in Vietnam. If his heart was really in it, he’d be back here pursuing his new career in politics. Any why Labour – heads up KPMG in SE Asia. Doesn’t make sense.
SB, of course he does, cares deeply for and knows the Country well, that is why he is standing for Labour.
Yer, he’s an expat who hires locals on sweet bugger all and comes to NZ for a month holiday each year and stays five star in Queenstown.
Which is why he is a perfect fit for Labour. A classic chardonnay socialist, just like the leadership.
Have you read the small print under the red Labor ad.
After been drummed out of England where should Harry and Meghan go?
I reckon the Ukraine. Harry could return to helicopter flying. Megs could be a farmhand.
Harry didn’t fly choppers. Wills did. Harry was SAS, so tough bastard.
Meet ya next King.
Will’s wife is fragile, and like his father’s uncle will abdicate.
When will you get it?
If William abdicates,( why I cannot imagine) HIS SON George steps up to be king.
It’s like nailing jelly to a wall……
I know Harry was only a gunner.
Harry will never be king, Meghan stops him, by been stupid.
The British monarchy has lots of inbreeding.
Exactly. And George won’t be king either. Its alla bout getting rid of the city and the empire.
Sooty, she could upskill and become a plain old Srubber.
Excellent suggestion for James Hewitt’s son, he could return to flying around in his Waka topatopa.
Is Prostitution legal in the UK?
most of the peers are either that or gay.
She was giving receiving personal instructions from Andrew on the yacht.
She had some yacht tricks hidden in her knickers to rope in Andrea
Good to see you have been talking to your neighbour and taking te rio lessons.
Waka topatopa. Love it.
As Maori is one of the very few Languages, along with Italian and Telugu that end each word in a Vowel. Of course I am Frothing at the Bung with excitement over Maori Language week for the entire month. At the moment I have mastered two new Maori words.
They are “Fucka Offa”
These words are fresh out of the Word Invention Office of the Maori Language Commission and I am pleased to advise New Zealanders that your heard them first on YSB.
Your next 2 words could be shita heada follows nicely from the first 2. Though pronouncing it in my head it does sound more like Italian than maori.
But, but C, Maori and Italian are interlinked Languages. I believe that Nino Calotto was an Early Settler and emigrated from here to Australia to write books.
Which way did the early settlers go, the Sues canal or Panama canal.
Pay attention Sootz – they had waka topatopas.
Waka topatopas fall in the water if travel too far over water.
You should pop along to one of my ” how to pronounce te reo perfectly ” workshops, they’re marvelous. This very afternoon we’re having a really special event, I’ll be teaching everyone to sing kunbaya in Maori! Extraordinary opportunities like this don’t come up very often, would you like me to reserve a spot for you?
On that, what did the natives use for their famous melodious compositions before us colonials arrived and bought the guitar? They could have use hollowed out skulls for their bonga bonga drums I suppose.
Philistine! Have you never heard of the Antarctic sitar Or the Taiwanese bongos? The skulls were used as ash trays, everyone knows that. This arvos groovy music session would be very educational for you. I’m even considering doing a solo rendition of ” Happiest girl in the whole USA ” on grandmas jaw bone – that always gets the crowd jiving.
Message Meghan, she would be starter
Please book me a front row seat. If I am not there, start without me.
The only reason I may miss your wonderful opportunity is if I have to take up space in one of Westpac Rescue Waka Topatopa flights to Waikato Hospital in Kirikiriroa due to straining an aortic valve from too much Pukukata.
Your homework for the day is how to say “aortic valve” in maori.
the pre treaty word youre looking for is horotai
Used to be foofoo valve in the good old days.
I thought that was the arsehole valve?
Common mistake, you’re confusing that with the Luxcinda relief valve. If that one blows everything turns brown for a very long time.
Ah, my favourite Maori word.
FS, the Doom Goblin’s after Ed
“Greta Thunberg leads the pro-Palestinian backlash against Ed Sheeran”
Eddies career is knackered then, if the Doom Goblin is on his case.
Nah it will increase his popularity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD6zdrkb7uA
NZ Election Polls: Labour Drops, Minor Parties Rise & National Supermarket Shock
Duncan Garner | Editor-in-Chief
With the election drawing closer, the latest poll of polls shows Labour dropping into the 20s while National and minor parties battle for control of a deadlocked parliament. Duncan Garner sits down with political commentators Ashley Church and Ani O’Brien to unpack a wild week in New Zealand politics.
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thats what id like to see, 3 way split, Natzis snookered
As a practising White Man, can I ask a dumb question.
What has the Labour appointed Grocery Commissioner, Pierre Van Heerden done for his $450K per year and where has the improvement been in the Grocery trade since his employment commenced in 2023 and for the $1.35 million he has been paid to date?
hes happily bought groceries and thinks theyre still very affordable on his income. pffft wtf are those filthy peasants and serfs complaining about
Supermarket ‘restructuring’ is National fiddling while Rome burns. Distraction from the country’s economic doom. Latest GDP due to be announced today.
If this doesn’t make you laugh then I give up!
https://x.com/Mick_Spilligan/status/2100200711719883191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9RNXLNZFls
New Zealand v Karl Marx
THE ANGLO SAXON
This episode explains the everyday things we see from Marxism and evidence of the long march through our institutions.
Just finished watching that and came here to post the link. Congrats on beating me to it!
Rick is blunt and direct. He’s a real treasure of common sense.
This is from an article published in the Ashburton Guardian in January 2000 (26+ years ago).
Those who pontificate that all New Zealand’s ills may be laid at the feet of the World Economic Forum’s Globalist poster child Jacinda Kate Laurel Ardern may care to read this:
THE GREAT DIVIDE IN NEW ZEALAND:
A correspondent from New Zealand sent us a full-page article from The Ashburton Guardian (4/1/2000).
New Zealand has had a GST for a number of years. It has not solved their problems.
Extracts from the article, which drew on a report, “New Zealand Now”, from Statistics New Zealand, said:
” ….Those on highest incomes did best during the ‘economic reforms’ by successive Governments since 1983. The average real disposable income of the top 10 per cent rose from $62,000 in 1982 to $82,000 in 1996, an increase of nearly a third.
The poor just got poorer, with average income of the bottom 20 percent falling four percent during the same period, with the bottom 10 per cent averaging an income of little more than $11,000 a year.
Middle income groups – those with 1982 salaries between $25,000 and $30,000 – saw their income drop by 9 per cent and 7 per cent.
As the majority of New Zealanders earned below $30,000, most were losers in the great experiment ….”
Other facts included:
NOTE AGAIN
This was published in January 2000.
Unless they reduce the income tax bands to be what they were in 2000, nothing will change
Chinese Leader Xi Jinping Suffers DEADLY STROKE During Global Summit?! Shocking Footage of ‘Event’
just online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxJiF7Skfp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrIjezIpp9M
Chinese Leader Xi Jinping Suffers DEADLY STROKE During Global Summit?!
Probably saw the state of the toilets.
Ken Cao posted a video on this earlier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2uXcOkPlvI
Nah thats an internet conspiracy.
Yup seems to be fake news.
Imagine my surprise!
BREAKING NEWS: The Sudanese Australian lady who recently declared on prime time Australian TV that white Australians have no culture is in fact the daughter of a Sudanese war lord who abducted and enslaved hundreds of child soldiers and dozens of them died of starvation.
Australian state broadcaster ABC selected her to speak for the pro-migration side in a national migration debate.
She is the daughter of Sudanese warlord William Nyuon Bany – I found these detailed descriptions of his war crimes in a Human Rights Watch report from 1995.
https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/2099994208446902692
I wonder how many more there are like her in both Australia and New Zealand?
Wait for gollyG to get the call to go and defend her
What is the betting this is another Goat Shagger in action in West Auckland?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/person-in-serious-condition-after-incident-at-west-aucklands-lynnmall-shopping-centre/GZRRUN2QLFB4JHQI2FLYORD4FI/
To be fair, if you go to Lynnmall you’re asking for it.
It’s very inclusive out there.
Strangely enough Te Kuiti is getting like that with all the Towel Heads and Goat Shaggers who work in all the Knackers Yards scattered around the locality. One has to fight them off just to get in the door of Mr Tindall’s emporuim these days.
Yes TAH; It has been happening for quite a few years now.
Same as at the New World.
The beef works using halal slaughter-men, plus the 2 sheep processing workis, then lead into their tag game of being replaced as soon as the permament residency is locked, & their imported wives are in production starting a family.
A small grocery shop, vapes as well so slowly the they are becoming more mercantile.
Probably other business’s too.
The regularity of practicing Mohammadism has been ongoing for over a decade, a mosque, or termed a masjid at this stage that has been revamped as can be seen here.
https://www.facebook.com/Muslims.NewZealand/posts/new-mosque-opens-at-70-taupiri-streettekuitialhamdulilallah/10154840931522693/
The channel has been formed, so the networking flow will keep on increasing.
This opinion piece by one Greg Thomas, which appeared in my FB page this morning, might be of interest
Make of it as you will.
‘MAORI LANGUAGE WEEK DIDN’T HIT THE POPULARITY MARK
The Case for Reforming Public Infrastructure and Re-establishing General Law in New Zealand
A significant viewpoint within New Zealand argues that the integration of Maori culture, language initiatives like Maori Language Week, and co-governance principles into public services has fractured national unity and subverted democratic processes. This perspective holds that under the Labour administrations of Jacinda Ardern and Chris Hipkins, substantial structural reforms—specifically across water infrastructure and the healthcare system—were introduced without a clear mandate from the New Zealand majority. These changes are viewed as an attempt to establish separate administrative tracks that undermine standard democratic representation.
From this standpoint, the era of negotiating special provisions or separate institutional pathways is over, and the focus must shift entirely to the strict enforcement of a single system of general law. Proponents argue that New Zealand must be governed by a uniform legal framework that applies identically to every citizen, completely removing ethnicity from legal, structural, or state frameworks. Under this model, frameworks that grant distinct institutional rights or authority based on ancestral status would be dismantled in favour of unified public systems.
Furthermore, this position asserts that it is not the responsibility of the state to mandate or fund cultural preservation through public institutions, state-funded media, or government agencies. Instead, cultural and linguistic traditions belong strictly within private family homes and specific communities. Critics of the current system express concern that public broadcasting and middle management within state institutions have become ideologically driven, leading to biased reporting that forces specific cultural concepts onto the public without broad consent. The core of this argument is that public resources and state infrastructure must focus solely on core general functions under one law for all New Zealanders’.
From ACT
Last night we passed a bill to end voting rights for unelected members of local council committees.
This includes Auckland.
I think we are losing a very good Minister in Brooke Van Veldon. Here she is again pulling no punches.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/emergencies_national/1437197/fenz-minister-brooke-van-velden-questions-ceo-over-withheld-information
I call BS on the FENZ spokesperson
….A FENZ spokesperson clarified to RNZ that the original incident, not Gregory, had been referred to the Serious Fraud Office.
“The matter referred to is historical, from prior to 2021, and relates to Fire and Emergency’s administration of the levy scheme.
“Fire and Emergency has proactively referred the matter to the SFO and it is now with them to consider.”
While it might be true that the CEO was not referred to the Serious Fraud Office , how come it has taken until now for something that occurred prior to 2021 to come to light ( I am assuming the problem was referred to the SFO around 2021) ? The CEO is responsible and like others he is probably paid a huge salary for that responsibility. But we can guarantee there will be no accountability.
Harry set for UK public outings with security, royal status hazyHarry’s presence back in Britain is set to become more visible later this week, when he is due to appear at several events linked to his Invictus Games charity for wounded veterans.
He will attend a September 21 awards ceremony for the WellChild charity, which he has been a patron of for nearly two decades.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/harry-set-for-uk-public-outings-with-security-royal-status-hazy/TCLTA3WAMBCG7MJQJL4AHVQHHI/
Who cares. Why should he get taxpayer funded security when it was his stupidity in all his revelations in his book Spare, that pointed the ragheads in his direction for utu.
not the rag heads he is worried about but his own MI6 and all.
its obvious that vikey is pissed at markle, he thinks he should have the rightful place at harrys side… well, if he dosent vikey sure has a raging old man boner for him
David Seymour says ‘multiple’ National MPs have asked him to stop the supermarket breakup
But oh no, that’s not right, says the dizzy tart.
Caucus is untitted.
There is a leadership problem in the Nats. And she tells lies, obviously.
All politicians lie. Its the nature of the beast. It’s just which are more intelligent and get caught out less that differs. Hipkins is the epitome of a stupid politician, Winston, the exact opposite.
‘Caucus is untitted’
Thanks for that, I already knew they had no testicles.
As part of the National Party selection process all candidates are castrated or speyed, pledge allegiance to the Pope & place their brains in the buckets provided.
Any one standing for National now .days has already exhibited they have no brains.
Two German regional elections this weekend are expected to bring more gains for a far-right party, and could determine whether Chancellor Friedrich Merz can hold on to power and push ahead with reforms to Europe’s biggest economy.
Merz’s authority was damaged by his party’s stinging defeat September 6 at the hands of the anti-migration, Russia-friendly Alternative for Germany in Saxony-Anhalt, a small eastern state. Alternative for Germany, or AfD, finished just short of a majority there and has its best chance yet of forming the country’s first far-right regional government since World War II.
Merz, 70, became Germany’s leader 16 months ago with promises to turn around an economy that has barely grown in years, but has failed to lift a sullen national mood and has himself become deeply unpopular.
On Sunday, two more states hold elections: Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, another largely rural region in the formerly communist and less prosperous east; and the capital, Berlin.
more
https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/361034375/future-germanys-leader-uncertain-his-party-face
Merz said last week that “giving up is not an option for me.” But the CDU’s deputy local leader in Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania called for him to go, and speculation has mounted that he might soon be replaced — although no top-level allies have called publicly for his departure, and many have warned against “personnel debates.”
Never thought I would be applauding the Right Wing ascending in Germany. But then NAZIs were more left wing socialist totalitarians than true right wingers. ( huge debates on this though)
the nazis were very right wing nationalists/ fascists you clown.
you really are moronic, the need to try gaslight yourself to rewrite history to suit your derranged beliefs is out the fucking gate.
I see the left-right divide in very simple terms. Left = collectivism and subordination of one’s rights to those of the group or state, and a large state if there is one.
Right = individualism and individual liberties, along with a minimal or no state.
Based on my definition, the left is always going to be the totalitarians given its collective nature.
The Nazis controlled production and squashed individual rights – that ain’t right wing and never was.
they only really controlled it during war time,
brittan also had huge control over wartime production aswell, you gunna tell us churchill was a leftist commie aswell?
nazis hated communists and marxists, the union scum were some of the first ones they sent to the concentration camps, they were hardcore right wing nationalists.
You’re wrong again:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nazi_Germany
Nationalism has nothing to do with totalitarianism.
Your reading comprehension sucks balls.
In communism all property & economic resources are owned by the state. Under socialism major industries are state controlled but private businesses & property ownership are permitted.
Nazism flourished in a Germany left economically devastated by reparations set by the Treaty of Versailles. Industry was still owned by wealthy German (and American) institutions. The socialism introduced by Hitler was more of road to control of the populace than an economic doctrine.
The communist, marxists & unionists were treated as vermin because they advocated a different way forward. Socialism, because it invariably becomes totalitarian in nature, doesn’t encourage tolerance.
So were Mussolini & his fascists. Totalitarianism & socialism go together like bacon & eggs.
The Nats hav been ignoring the people…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll0dmcmNapw
National & Labour Suddenly Understand We Have A Cost Of Living Crisis
Michael Laws questions why National and Labour suddenly understand that we have a cost of living crisis, and their supermarket responses.
…..”why National and Labour suddenly understand that we have a cost of living crisis”…..
Nothing like their impending severance from the trough focusses the mind of an MP quite like a general election.
Four year terms? You’d have to be out of your mind to allow them.
If DEI is a good thing, why do they get upset when you call them a DEI hire?
NZ Today:
being a backward tnuC puts me in a great position to get a free ride as an electoral candidate …and if not successful claim DEI “fucktard entry”..
…. get on the gravy train through DEI and fuck democracy…cut out the bullshit eh !
“” or “”…
my known medicated mental condition gives me an automatic right to CASH IN on the gravy-train so yes ” i’m mentally unwell and medicated ” ……….
“”” don’t let that stop you….”
opportunity Te ‘Green’-labour !!
“”” You 2 Can Fuck This Country “””