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Morning. brrrr it’s cool. 2 degrees.
Now out at the flea pit, you bed warmers.
Don’t be a limp-wristed softcock. 2 degrees, Pppphhhhhttt!
Here in hard man country, the hub of the Universe, the Darkest King Country, it is Minus 4 Degrees and white everywhere. Been out and about, good bit of black ice and the start of the next ice age has set in.
Now, harden up man and return to your slippers and electric blanket and report back later.
I’m a warm-blooded mammal, unlike the creatures from the dark country.
Little bit frosty here – our weather here is a bit like the old up and down like a whore”s drawers. Expected highs. Yesterday 12. Today 17 tomorrow 11. Then 18 10 14 15 16 16 (1st October) Not exactly cricket weather.
Morning, lovely looking morning up here. Great Barrier is crystal clean in the distance and the wind has finally dropped, bloody cold though but supposed to warm up later. The second Mataitai reserve meeting is on at 6pm tonight in the Celtic Barn in Waipu. I’ll be there and hopefully there’ll be hundreds of us having our say. Everyone is welcome.
Mount Egmont has bugger all snow on it, but very white in the sun.
pic 2 ain’t right.
Nope, definitely not.
One should be a ladyboy.
That’s what Naaska reckons.
Morning Hunty, nice photo.
The likeness is uncanny although I do shave me legs.
Requires assistance to shave his nuts, though!!!
and that’s a ladyboy hanging off my left side. You know you want too. Don’t be shy. We’re all adults here, well, almost.
No! There’s a ladyboy hanging off your backside!!!
true story hunty…
my mate in aus worker went to thailand for a second time a couple months ago, mate was giving him shit for only wanting to go to get ladyboys cuz he never tried one the first time.
anyways when he returned my mate jokingly asked how the lady boy was… “it really hurt, i couldnt sit down the next day” 🤣🤣🤣 it was that moment my mate just about died laughing realising his worker was a taker and not a giver. caught him offguard a bit
It sounds like it was the ‘The Rite of aTight Passage’
Apparently, It can be very difficult to distinguish an L/B from a Woman. The Doctors in Thailand, who specialise in conversions, are world class at what they do. I would say the best.
Most times you cannot tell until A) they undress in front of you, B) You check for a bulge down there before they undress, or C check for stubble on the face. No point in listening to their voice, Doctors have got that sorted as well, somehow. Before you ask, yes, I have been caught out before, a lonnng time ago, to the undress stage, but he took it in his stride, my decline, that is😉
yea, my other mate who went thailand early july hired a couple of “ladies”… hes 50/50 on whether or not theyre legit chicks or not.
personally i rekon he knew theyre not, we caught him with grindr on his ph a couple of years back and we’re 99% sure his thai trip was purely for ladyboys.
whatever floats ones boat tho i guess.
You going with them next trip?
Glad I mashed my banana this morning.
I just knew you would recognise the source of your pleasure.
Come on Viking. You’ve just cracked the biggest fat on reading all of that. Don’t be shy now. 😉
Not at all that way inclined.
Denial is a river in the Congo
Egypt, mostly but these count as well
Ethiopia, Kenya, Rwanda, South Sudan, Sudan, Tanzania, Uganda
The Basin includes more countries….
ya don’t expect hunty to know about those places, do you?
He got as far as the home of lady boys, which he has become an expert at.
Nobody really knows what goes on behind freshly cleaned closed curtains.
Especially once the perchloroethylene comes out.
never use it but I am aware that it can be ahigh for some.
Come on National you still have time to change the your leader if you had someone with some balls and charisma. But you don’t, so go back to sleep and follow the face on a thumb to oblivion. He’s the ideal actor for air New Zealand safety ads, a faceless zombie!
Note if Labor change out their dickhead at the top, follow suit bloody quick, with anyone. Doesn’t matter who, just change.
Is there Fat in Radio NZs budget?
Nicola Willis MP did you know that the 350 ish staff at RNZ, costing $65m a year, works out to an average of over $180,000 per person?
How on Earth are there that many Geniuses in RNZ being paid that much when most of what they spout is lies?
They have been going on for Decades about how sea levels are rising – truth is we will go to the beach at high tide and it’s the same place it was 50 years ago.
They spout on about vaccines being safe and effective meanwhile in the USA the NVICP has paid out $5.55Billion.
Closer to home CARM reports 64,000 injuries just from the CONVID jab.
And just today RNZ are spouting on about mental health patients being a danger when RNZ have been promoting gender dysphoria, a viral propaganda mental illness – for years.
We could get by with just One genius spouting this bulldust from a phone booth and save ourselves $64.8 million a year.
go here for a pic of your favourite poobar from the winterless north.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1424764106421161&set=a.431195612444687
Even by my standards that photo is extraordinarily marvelous, for a small financial consideration I can supply you with an autograph. Obviously someone of my caliber wouldn’t work for a paltry $180,000 – that wouldn’t pay for the smugness surgery I have to get re done on a monthly basis. Looking this pious isn’t cheap you know.
Is that your Government appointed Guardian with you?
You mean the poe faced one who is so inconsequential I can’t even remember her name? Hope she’s better at security than makeup.
Don’t treat us with disdain and disrespect then ask us to fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Y_TfX7fsk
Get the rainbow lot to do it. We’re not fighting your bullshit Russian war
TR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLQKcTnXEdI
Tommy Robinson “This Month, Something BIG Is About To Happen In The Western World…”
Causation or correlation? You decide.
From https://expose-news.com/2026/09/22/pandemic-of-the-vaccinated-fiji/
#. “Fiji is experiencing one of the world’s sharpest rises in new HIV infections.”
#. “Fiji had a covid vaccination rate of 97.8%.”
The article points out that “with essentially no intravenous drug use whatsoever in Fiji, and no sex industry to speak of, this whole HIV narrative makes little sense precisely because what we are witnessing are VAIDS diagnoses directly linked to the PsyOp-19 modified mRNA slow kill bioweapon “vaccines.”
Nobel prize winning virologist Dr Luc Montagnier suggests, “for those of you who have taken the third dose, go & take a test for AIDS. The results may surprise you. Then sue your government”.
It’s a well presented read not short on figures nor facts. If you need another conspiracy theory because all your other ones have become fact then fill your boots. If you don’t then still read it because you’ll be arguing against the allegations very soon!
youre a muppet, theyre a poor meth addicted nation whose addicts partake in the practice of “bluetoothing”…. drawing ones blood, mixing it with the drugs then sharing the drug laden blood intravenously.
1 hiv infected person could infect half s dozen in a single session.
well deserved i rekon, fuck the druggscum if theyre that dumb and desperate they deserve to die.
Speed reading
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2102634062557085780?s=20
Attempts by the Ministry of Education to subvert the provisions of the OIA when a manager instructed staff via a video “not to mention in writing feedback that had come from the Education Minister’s office about draft secondary school curriculums (sic).”
The chief ombudsman John Allen is now involved & if I recall correctly he’s no easy push over.
We should be concerned. The OIA is frequently abused but it is about all that stands between the public & a leftist indoctrinated public service misdirecting increasingly incompetent governments.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/education/1535344/chief-ombudsman-requests-urgent-meeting-with-head-of-education-ministry-after-oia-subversion
but ian taylor the fucking woke pos says its fine and dont throw the poor woman under the bus.
ffs the guys a full blown fucktard
The Redneck’s Admission to Heaven
A redneck named Bubba dies in a tragic four-wheeler accident and finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter greets him but looks a bit concerned.”Bubba,” Saint Peter says, “we’d love to let you in, but Heaven is getting pretty crowded.
To get in today, you have to pass a small test. You must answer three questions.”
Bubba shuffles his boots, tips his camo hat, and says, “Alright, fire away. I went to Sunday school some.
“Saint Peter asks the first question:
“What days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?
“Bubba scratches his head, thinks for a second, and says,
“Well, that’s easy! Today and Tomorrow!”
Saint Peter blinks, startled. “Well… that’s not exactly what I meant, but technically you’re right.
Okay, second question:
How many seconds are there in a year?
“Bubba grins. “Twelve!”
Saint Peter frowns.
“Twelve? Bubba, how on earth do you get twelve seconds in a year?
“Bubba says, “January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…”
Saint Peter rubs his temples, realizing he’s been outsmarted by redneck logic.
“Alright, Bubba. Last question.
Can you tell me God’s first name?”
Bubba beams with pride.
“Oh, that’s the easiest one yet!
His name is Andy.”
Saint Peter looks completely baffled.
“Andy?! Where in the Bible did you get the name Andy?
“Bubba bursts out into song:
“Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own…
“Saint Peter sighs, opens the gate, and says,
“Come on in, Bubba. Bring your truck.”
I wonder what questions have been drawn up for Nasska? Now for a small fee I’ll see if I can get the question bank (there are enough Italian Mafia there to grab a copy) and i’ll organise some coaching lessons. As the Scout’s Motto says “Be Prepared”…..
I want a comfortable cloud with an en suite & stable internet. I’ll need parking for the Land Cruiser & kennels for a couple of heading dogs.
See what you can sort out, ask for a quote & get back to me. Ta.
You put your dogs ahead of Mrs nasska? You deserve to go to hell for that indiscression.
Mrs Nasska will be rounded up for heaven by the heading dogs once she has finished tidying up after Nasska’s gone on ahead. 😇 🐕
Wrong, Naaska’s not going to heaven.
No, not ever; it’s into the warmth at hell with lots of loose women.
Nrs Naaska will make heaven.
She surely qualifies after putting up with him all these years.
https://x.com/GEHonesty/status/2101558218430505017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2101558218430505017%7Ctwgr%5E81f9f37dbe74f86544c0e128a07443b07cfb4e79%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2026%2F09%2Fmel-gibson-warns-new-zealanders-their-government-is%2F
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/mel-gibson-warns-new-zealanders-their-government-is/
This is something for the campaign trail, do you agree with gene technology being used on our food and medicine, after the covid debacle.
I want to vote on this proposal and will support the team that kills this bill, once more Kiwis are being used to test stupid gene ultering theories,
What are we the crash test dummies for mad science now?
If you fuksticks don’t lower the cost of power and fuel, control the supermarkets and banks profit taking on New Zealanders ur for the Rubbish heap, remember the old truism, its the economy stupid!!
David Seymour loves gene technology. Something to rememeber when deciding who to vote for.
‘Country of Origin’ of food labelling on packaging too.
They don’t make music like this anymore
https://x.com/FaunaNatural/status/2102723912320553275?s=20
You’re not black dumb arse
https://x.com/JohnBWellsCTM/status/2102779277162766448?s=20
Why cant the left see how stupid they are
It doesn’t matter what I do or how I try. I am hard wired to bone up at the sight of an attractive, curvaceous, 100% chicky babe & throw up at the sight of a fat, black, dumb cock-in-a-frock.
I feel like I’m I’m an anachronism. I wasn’t built for this new age! 🙂
Disgusting. Say 3 Hail Mary’s and be nice to your wife.
cheap at 3.
I can recall the days when we went to the Circus to see the Fat Tattooed Lady.
Nowadays I just walk around Pak n’Save.
You want to see the visitors to New World in Taumarunui, after most have visited the local WINZ Office for a financial top-up. The hugeness nearly blocks out the Sun and the shockwaves from the Waddling registers on Geonet.
I can just imagine their Dunny’s begging for forgiveness when they see those monumental arses descending towards them. It would be a most gruesome sight.
I have been to New World in Taumarunui. It is not an experience for the weak or faint of heart. The aisles are so narrow that by my reckoning two full sized trolleys going in opposite directions have less than 150mm of spare room with which to negotiate the manoeuvre.
The average King Country early settler has an arse that exceeds the width of a shopping trolley by at least 100mm. On paper the passing is impossible but I have seen it happen!
The deep trenches their Ug boots have worn in the footpath between New World & the Taumarunui branch of MacDonalds we’ll cover on another day. 🙂
Pak n Save. Where everything is cheap, even the entertainment.
It is also sad to see tattoos on good looking women.
Not many good looking women at Masterton’s Pak n’Save with or without tats Bert.
Right pack of fat mingers the lot of them! 🙂
We only have class here in Nelsoon. We shop at Woolworths in town. No fkin way I’d go to Pak n Slave down in Richmond. Few too many feral mutts and so lows there.
Now you know why Naaska shops at Pack N Slave.
He’s a democrat with an entitlement to slaves.
hilarious, another 10cents on fuel i see.
great timing to add a bit more trump fuckup tax as the election approaches.
if labour “win” you lot best be sure to thank your orange hero for his great contribution to NZs cost of living problem that turns desperate folk towards the handouts of the left.
meanwhile, in aus the prices have been falling the past few weeks. they spiked earlier than here but on their way down.
Why would you vote for this idiot?
https://x.com/the_salty_one_/status/2102371375373791657?s=20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81wwB5Xps1E
WATCH Milei’s BRUTAL Takedown of The UN… Then Iran’s President the Poor Little VICTIM…
Erin Molan
Javier Milei just delivered one of the most blistering attacks on the United Nations yet — TO THE UN’S FACE.
“UN is a cast of arrogant, useless parasites”
Conservative And Proud
Japan’s IRON LADY Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi just HUMILIATED the Fake News in front of President Trump!!!
She locked eyes with the cameras and dropped THIS bomb:
“I’d like to cover a LOT of agenda items with Trump. Why don’t we ask the press to LEAVE THE ROOM?!”
Trump didn’t hesitate for a SECOND:
“WELL… YOU HEARD HER!!!”
THE ROOM FROZE.
The cameras were SHUT DOWN.
The alliance just went NUCLEAR.
This isn’t a photo-op.
This is HISTORY being written behind CLOSED DOORS.
No leaks. No spin. No games.
Just two leaders ready to GET THINGS DONE.
The media just got PUT IN THEIR PLACE.
And the world just watched it happen.
THIS is what real power looks like.
I go to the nz h site most days, for the last week there have been two old farts in their wheelchairs having. A chat. Under general finance banner. BORING, BORING!
NZ First wants to lower company tax rate to 20% from 28% for companies with turnover under $30 million
NZ First says it’s taking a “much-needed bold step” by campaigning to lower the company tax rate to 20% from 28% for companies with turnover under $30 million.
Making the announcement on Thursday, the party says: “This is a much-needed bold step to encourage more investment by our small businesses that will create higher productivity, expand their business, and employ more New Zealanders.”
Currently most companies and organisations pay income tax on their profit at a rate of 28%. By focusing on turnover, NZ First’s proposal focuses on the money a business takes in from sales over a set period.
NZ First says corporate taxes can reduce productivity, especially in entrepreneurial and innovative sectors.
“Lower company tax rates can improve long-run productivity growth, and stimulate the creation of new companies,” the party says in a statement. “A lower tax rate leaves additional cash available for reinvestment and reduces reliance on bank debt.”
https://www.interest.co.nz/public-policy/140402/nz-first-wants-lower-company-tax-rate-20-28-companies-turnover-under-30
Good start.
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a “Ministry of Truth” to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
George Orwell was an optimist.
Fill it up with right-wingers then.
You had one job. . .
The Kmart pool toy that looks decidedly less innocent than intended | Stuff
From the article linked to by Saggy (the one that the rest of us missed):
#. “the pleasure many people could experience from safe exploration of anal play and the prostate has been influenced by people growing up around casual homophobia.
“That’s formed, for a lot of people, this opinion that being gay is somehow ‘less than’, and that relates to butt play, and it all just kind of links into one.
”
Fortunately YSB’s very own bender & well known deviant M Hunt has no such qualms & has agreed to (ahem), “road test” the product during his next rostered evening at the glory hole at the Tahuna Beach men’s facility. 🙂
Fortunately there’s a KMart in Richmond.
Good news I have just read that the house Cindy bought is in Sydney is beachfront. Not long to wait until she gets taken out by rising sea levels that she has continuously warned us about.
did you see who her neighbour is? That other druggy bastard. Delivered papers around Deewhy many long years ago on a Saturday and Sunday morning in a mini moke. Lived 50 yards from the beach. coolplace way back then.
No I didn’t see who it is enlighten me.
Better than a bloody haka. 104 year old plays his sax at the game.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1594320831992582