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  1. THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

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  2. Will share a joke with you –
    “Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting.”

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’

    The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you ‘ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop

    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

    As Margaret Thatcher said:
    “Both politicians and nappies need to be changed often and for the same reason!”

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  3. So, shall we have a discussion here about what we think is going on over at Kiwiblog? Even after following what I thought were the instructions to be approved that hasn’t happened. I have only ever had two warnings a number of years ago, on Bain pages. I confess to having got lots more work done while I wait for moderation to pass, but one must think that there were dire threats made to DPF and/or Kiwiblog. Does anyone know any facts? Is this a suitable topic for comment?

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    • There is no unsuitable topic on here Rachael. I too have wondered what was said to him and by whom.

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    • Just checking the posts. You posted in yesterdays so it would pay to repost tomorrow to see if other’s think the same? I certainly agree with you and it is an interesting point. Seemed like an over reaction by DPF but then we may not know the full story. We are adults but seem to only be given half the story these day. Life is like shape shifters, nothing is what it seems anymore.

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  4. So,the son of two mums is threatening the NATS. What an arrogant arse he is.
    Statistics Minister James Shaw has warned National to “back off” their attacks over the 2018 Census.

    For the first time last year, the Census moved from paper copies and door-to-door collection to online.

    As a result, Stats NZ says around 700,000 people did not complete the Census. One year on, National says there’s a huge data hole.

    ‘Back off’: James Shaw’s warning to National over Census criticism
    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2019/04/back-off-james-shaw-s-warning-to-national-over-census-criticism.html?fbclid=IwAR058_rvhnPTVswY4WXJouFzcXTfC02tt7qgkKWIrAi7mQk9VvvFdGkJZBw

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    • You can on;y think that James changed the terms of reference, or some such. I say this because otherwise why isn’t he blaming National?

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      • Another col failure. Resorts to school boy bullying when he is in the crap. That’s his mummies talk coming fron of mind when he can’t manage the child.

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    • LoL, so now the “media” are trying to portray Shaw, the Minister of Airpoints, as having a spine?
      Wonder if he got permission from Marama to say ‘back off’?

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    • Poisoned chalice lol be very afraid David Seymour, how is what’s his name now? Was it Botany?

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    • I will get one put on soon. My developer is a little busy now. But the next time I make improvements, it will be done

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