Received this in an email from a person looking for my business listing. (Yes I am selling up)
“Nga mihi o te tau hou.
Well after what 2020 delivered us, it was fantastic over the festive holidays to catch up with family, have some rejuvenation time & get into the forest at Rotorua on my MTB. Hope you’ve enjoyed (or still enjoying) a decent holiday break, reflected on last year’s challenges & many unexpected positives, plus thought about your ambitions for 2021.
I’m so grateful we’re in Aotearoa with our borders closed & being managed (to date) effectively. Now being Covid 19 free in our community, we’re able to enjoy relative normality with life, recreation & business. Despite this, we all have a responsibility to each other, not to become complacent & do our part regarding health protocols & the contract tracing app.”
Blah blah fucking blah! You can imagine my response to getting this. If he sent it to all his prospective clients, then he is in for a long dry winter.
I haven’t replied to him yet. I will once I get your replies to the above.
Go woke, go broke, has never be so true than now. In this case, the science is settled.
A simple reply would be “Fuck off moron.”
Not bad Artie, I feel throwing in a nga mihi at the beginning would help by catching him off guard.
Lefties don’t get it. We’re not interested in virtue signalling and won’t take it. Ed and the rest of us don’t live in Aotaroa and are not happy about “being managed”.
Conservatives build their own parallel economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlcTqRpAmk
Cancel Culture is AWAKENING a Conservative Parallel Society!!!
Steve Turley
Are you sure it’s not one of your mates trolling you ?
Sounds like it.
It gives me an idea now!!
Even if not one of your mates, it could still be Hunty !!!
That does not even seem ‘for real’
Fortunately I am not exposed to such a limp dick world.
Praise Allah.
The only real world possibility
with
‘Hope you’ve enjoyed (or still enjoying)’
so
Still enjoying as we enter the fourth week of February.
Could be a politician
They don’t meander back until after 6 Feb and given this business requires taking and managing risk and doing work as well as dealing with the good and bad (numpties) such an idea is given up.
I go back to the opening gambit.
You are being trolled.
No It’s a genuine email from an actual agent. He’s been trying for some time to get my listing, but after that crap there is no way I will be responding to him the way he wants.
I think the best reply to this is an upper cut followed by spitting on a sleeping muppet.
If thats not your thing then just list his name and details on a man to man sexual encounters website… for contact tracing purposes of course 🙂
you poor bugger Ed, someone sending you a letter that starts in gibberish, better give him/it a royal smackdown for his/its woke pandering bullshit,
Thank you for your letter, unfortuanatly I cannot grasp the concept of what you have said as you are factually wrong on many counts. Now for some facts, this is New Zealand not aoowteawateva, second the borders have be miss handled and bungled by your best friends, our useless goverment…….
Go Ed go give em hell
A simple ” fuck off bellend” works a treat.