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Undersecretary Screwtape
Undersecretary Screwtape
1 year ago

Merry Christmas to one and all!
Apologies if this has already been posted, but this is proof positive that, no matter what you do, never fall out with the guy who puts up your decorations………..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ

Brian Marshall
Brian Marshall
1 year ago

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you all have a great day.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

Merry Christmas. May your day be full of good people, good food, good cheer, tinsel and drama free like not forgetting to pre-heat the oven. 🍸🥂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hWZGIWe_U 🎶 🎶

Odakyu-sen
Odakyu-sen
1 year ago

Merry Christmas everyone!
The weather here in Auckland will be perfect for lunch on the deck.
Next week we have our New Years Eve and New Years Day celebrations too!

wiseowl
wiseowl
1 year ago

Merry Xmas to all.
Fine and hot in HB.
Home alone this year and looking forward to a quiet day with a sly beer and my favourite dish Have a few pressies to open and my air hostesses left me a bottle of whisky!
Happy imbibing and don’t fall over .

Dougal10
Dougal10
1 year ago

Merry christmas , I guess i’m in the minority enjoying the christmas rain falling on our roof , but it sounds great.

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Dougal10
1 year ago

you had much dougal?
we got 70mm last few days… still raining but the grass and crops need it badly so its a good xmas prezzy for farmers, its a money rain.

Dougal10
Dougal10
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

23mm this week which is actually lots for us.

The Ancient Hooligan
The Ancient Hooligan
1 year ago

Merry Christmas to you all who make my day so enjoyable and to you Mr Ed and Mrs Ed, who work so hard to produce this wonderful Blog. Enjoy your day, family and friends.
TAH.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

Good times return 🇺🇸

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ka1EyeZr-0 🎶🎶
Have a MAGA Christmas! 🎄 Patriotic Holiday Song Celebrating Trump’s Return & America’s Epic Revival

Curious
Curious
1 year ago

Merry Christmas to all the interesting and awake people on ysb especially to Ed who makes it all possible.

bobthebldr
bobthebldr
1 year ago

Ho Ho Ho

bobthebldr
bobthebldr
Reply to  bobthebldr
1 year ago

Only dude who does three ho’s once a year.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  bobthebldr
1 year ago

If he has trouble, Mr Hunty will help out!

rightoverlabour
rightoverlabour
1 year ago

Merry Christmas. even to the Atheists who should find their own fucking excuse for a pissup. Us religious types don’t give a flying fuck whether you believe in the Birth of our Good Lord Baby Jesus, so fuck off and be miserable somewhere else. Blessings. Just don’t wish anyone “Happy Fucking Holidays”

nasska
nasska
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

Poor ROL. First the Tooth Fairy myth was busted. Then he found out that Santa Claus was only his mum dressed in a red onesie.

He’s not going to give up the crap about virgin births & the son of God without a struggle! 🙂

howitis
howitis
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

Allahu SnAkbar, ROL

May the spirit of Buddhism ensnare you

Do some TaiChi

and centre yourself
😁😖😁

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  howitis
1 year ago

Oi! Leave your centre alone. Naughty man!

Curious
Curious
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

That’s hardly in the christmas spirit rol. How about peace on earth and goodwill to all men? (Which I will take to include women but not the other 75 genders.)

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

Trump says there are only 2 genders and will make it law for those who can’t grasp the truth.

howitis
howitis
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

He (assuming gender) is of Eyetie, yarpie, kiwi and whatever else mix
So these times can be confusing.
BE Kind .

rightoverlabour
rightoverlabour
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

Ok, if you really, really insist, but only to the two normal genders. The rest can make up their own celebratory day. I’d suggest 30th Feb.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

Hahaha. Was writing mine as you posted.
Even the bloody donkey was pissed off at getting its feed shat on. (see Ed’s pics)

Happy Holiday.
All you really want is a paid day off.
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1164439845240227&set=a.677137787303771
Merry Xmas ROL.

Viking
Viking
1 year ago

Happy holiday to all of you.
Remember its just another socialist day off work.
Its the perpetuation by the religious and retail industry of the myth to keep you captured in their spell.
Designed to relieve you of your mind and your money.
Shopping again tomorrow.
😆 😆

Remember this at the dinner table.
People with siblings have better survival skills because they’ve had experience in physical combat, psychological warfare and sensing suspicious activity.

And for the men here is your surprise.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1184063676419308&set=a.419513032874380

Have a great day with family and friends.
Great looking day here in the bay.

Enjoy.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
1 year ago

Merry Christmas and may all the ingredients & recipes fall into place, to make a 🥘 🍻 🥂 feast + memories, so that afternoon falls into a relaxing aestivation, 🎅 🎄 🎁 ✨

Then to travel on to where we believe the sun is shining & the fish 🪝 are biting, 🚤 ⛵ etc., if you are not already there.

And for the New Year to become more sorted in the winds of change that blows through our lives.

Thanks to Ed, & to other commentators, for this blog, another year done in venting, rants, & raves; some data, some information, some knowledge & the occasional nugget of wisdom.. Life is to be lived.

Ross12
Ross12
1 year ago

Merry Christmas everyone , over indulge in the food and drink, enjoy the day with whoever you are with.

Endorsing S1’s comment —thanks to Ed and all the commentators for helping keep me sane and in good humour throughout the year.

Sorry to read you are on your own wiseowl but it sounds like the memories of your air hostesses will keep you going for a while.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Who dropped the $100 note then? 🤣

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  waikatogirl
1 year ago

Not a labor party supporter!

Viking
Viking
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Thanks Ed.
My condolence to the Easter Bunny (long since eaten), Santa Claus who now has to return to Mrs Claus and is getting castigated for his being out all night with his other deers, and the Great Pumkin who Campbells souped and canned years ago.

Many thanks for this great blog.
See you in our country soon I hope.
Happy holiday. 😆

howitis
howitis
1 year ago

Yo
yo yo yo
Enjoy the day wherever ever ye be

Oh Come all ye faithful
The rest, just eat up, drink up smoke up shoot up.
as you were

Upyou2
Upyou2
1 year ago

Merry Christmas to all the great people on this great site. Have a wonderful day. Double for Mr and Mrs Ed.

Saggy
Saggy
1 year ago

Happy Xmas you lot. Have a great day 🎄🎄🎄

wiseowl
wiseowl
1 year ago

Midnight mass from the Vatican is on Skynews.
They said an invitation had been sent to Nasska but he hadn’t replied.

Allelulya.

rightoverlabour
rightoverlabour
Reply to  wiseowl
1 year ago

Had not paid me my usual stipend to get the better seats… Look I didn’t bother this year, the present Pope is too involved in Climate Change and Vaccine bullshit and not interested enough in non woke ideology, so fuck him until he gets back to basics). Stated in a very “Merry Christmas, ” “be kind” manner of speaking…. Agh Fuck It!

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  wiseowl
1 year ago

nasskas saving his visit there until the next lot of auditions to become pope.

rightoverlabour
rightoverlabour
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Fuck you laugh, when I was doing basics that often occurred. Someone fucked up, they were put aside and the rest punished. The guy that fucked up was ordered to laugh at his mated getting punished for his mis doings…. Justice was swift and rough in those days, and you made sure you did not fuck up. Our cupboards and chests were supposed to be locked at all times, God help the poor buggers that didn’t, when at roll call they called out the number of your rifle part that had been purloined by the sergeant major….

nasska
nasska
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

One fat, useless waste of oxygen fucks up so he gets cuddled & everyone else gets punished.

They plagiarised the idea from a NZ Labour Party justice manifesto.

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

full metal jacket, good movie.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

Hope you’ve all had a fabulous day and can barely still move from eating too much. Who had a few Zzzz’s this afternoon like this overstuffed cook? Bliss 😂

~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yraGzC6wIrI
FULL REMARKS: Glenn Beck Lambasts Media, Mike Johnson, Democrats, And More At Conservative Event

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

well we cant end christmas day without a terrible christmas themed joke…

why does santa wear red and white?
to represent coming during a christmas period.

Curious
Curious
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Had to think about it for a few minutes, up to your usual standard bloody awful.

rightoverlabour
rightoverlabour
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Ahh a common site in saffa land. When I was a teenager we found six in a rock cervices, just their arses hanging out. We tried in vane to pull them out. Rode over one at night that was lying on the dirt road. Got out and inspected him, he was fine and buggered off into the bush. You have not really lived until you have faced off pythons in the bush….

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

dang thats a big fucker!
snakes give me the creeps big time, summer in aussie and they were a multiple times per day occurance. ya shit yourself coming home from work and theres a tiger snake or dugite tucked up by the back door.
mrs sb learnt early on not to leave the doors open, a dugite got into the bedroom so she locked it in an called me home. took ages to find the fucker, managed to get up in behind the tallboy and curl up in the sock drawer.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Just as well it wasn’t in the missus lingerie draw.
It would have cost you!

Komata
Komata
Reply to  Editor
1 year ago

Ed@1750

Now if we could only get the snakes out of the Beehive…

Viking
Viking
1 year ago

What is happening in China?

CHINA Shut Completely EXPORT to the United States Before Christmas: Will US Collapse in 2025?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAT-MacmeGE

Serious situation.
Poeple have deserted the city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iySECQEQxY

Curious
Curious
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

That second video is pretty bizarre. Is it for real? If so hard to see that the chinese economy can last much longer.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

Never mind his world view.
He really has no idea about what is going on.
Trump is in charge and has no particular liking towards China and what it did to America. Now that America has a real leader again other countries will also be embolded including Taiwan, Indonesia and the Philipnes and the Indochina countries where China has been damming their water supplies for its own use. The video that WG posted earlier spells out America’s way in the world. Remember that they tossed out the pomms in favour of being America and their constitution is built around that concept. Thats why the were never involved early in wars prior to WW2. all that changed when the Nazis were given safe haven. Watch the video if you don’t understand all that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yraGzC6wIrI
FULL REMARKS: Glenn Beck Lambasts Media, Mike Johnson, Democrats, And More At Conservative Event

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

lol glen beck, please dont tell me you follow and believe his lunacy and rants too?
you really dont stand a chance do ya, no wonder you get so upset at facts and reality old chap.

china can cripple america more then america can cripple them. trump will be shown to be a fool if he takes them on, he also wont oppose the taiwan thing if china tried as itll destroy his no wars thing and itll be yet another embarassing defeat for americas war machine. they cant stop putin in ukraine so theres no fucking way theyll stop china taking an island.

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Curious
1 year ago

^ another gullable loser, unreal how easy nutters are sucked into utter bullshit. i seriously dont understand how you lot didnt conform with arderns silly covid shit.

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

youll believe anything you see on the internet mate, my cousin lives and teaches in bejing and its fucking chaos.

the bottom link on your first post is most likely recycled covid era footage with a different script to suck in gullable folk in dimentia wards.
as for 3 gorges well everyone been saying its on brink of collapse or some epic fail since before it was up and running… once again youll believe anything.

now dont go looking at climate doom stuff or youll really freak out, and DEFINATELY dont watch chicken little or youll be in hysterics that the sky is falling.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
1 year ago

Any chance of you joining him/her up there. I’m sure the politburo will welcome your wisdom.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

PERHAPS THIS IS THE DANGER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aPE5AoLe8I

32,780 views Dec 21, 2024 #ThreeGorgesDam #dam #china
Three Gorges Dam ( China ) , known as one of the world’s largest dams, has been hit by a drought this year, causing a drastic drop in outflow. As a result, it is not generating enough electricity. The dam cost $28.6 billion to build and is expensive to maintain. From various data, I think the Three Gorges Dam is dangerous this year.It’s just an incident.

A large amount of something is gathering at the water intake of the power generation facility.On the scale of the photo, it seems to be about 300 meters long.Looking at past photos, it is presumed that the site looks like this.This year, even though it hasn’t been raining that much upstream of the dam, this amount has already flowed, and the garbage collection work is busy.The season of heavy rain has arrived.

Komata
Komata
Reply to  Viking
1 year ago

Viking@1958

Part of the Three Gorges ‘Problem’ is silting, something that was known before construction commenced, but ignored in pursuit of ‘National Glory’.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  Komata
1 year ago

I think that what he is saying is that the dam is getting clogged with rubbish as well.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVxl_6530mQ
🇺🇸 Donald Trump brings Holy Christmas back! MAGNO NEWS wishes you Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2vXJfg1YI4s
“Woke is bullshit”

rightoverlabour
rightoverlabour
1 year ago

Ok, So I ate a lot, drank a lot and a lot of different stuff spoke shit, and had a good time with family and friends. And then my daughter and her cousin spoil things by chucking up all over the place. Of course the wife is sober and is unimpressed and suddenly all this is my fault. Merry Fucking Christmas. Do you know how hard it is to clean vomit out of a fucking carpet? FFS.

I am a stupid boy
I am a stupid boy
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

thatll learn ya rol.
i hate how muppets just treat xmas as a big piss up. yesterday in town the busiest place was the bottle store, hope a few crash and die they deserve it. as for your trouble makers like a dog you should rub their face in it so they learn a fucking lesson.
hope it was red wine spew on light colour carpet so the memory lasts a while 🙂

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  rightoverlabour
1 year ago

Yuck rol. Dabbing with white vinegar removes most stains from carpet.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  waikatogirl
1 year ago

Doesn’t get the smell out from the underfelt.

Viking
Viking
Reply to  waikatogirl
1 year ago

6 Hail Marys for you at Midnight.
A good donation on the plate and call the carpet cleaners tomorrow.

You will be safer on our side.
Drink that communion wine must be bloody awful.
Merry Xmas, well was supposed to be.
Enjoy your holiday tomorrow. 😆

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