Monday Fun

Another joke section in this link.

https://www.malone.news/p/sunday-strip-if-you-are-going-to?r=1aj1bv&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email&triedRedirect=true

One I enjoyed was how they guy responded to the “fish & wild-life” letter.

.….. would like to survey the creek on your property. ….
…. this letter to request your permission to access your property. ….

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –….. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the “Frog Survey License” ….
…. need to obtain a “Frog Habitat” parking permit ….
etc., etc., etc.,
….. all fees can be waived if you can verify “Native Indian Tribal rights and status”. …..
https://www.malone.news/p/sunday-strip-if-you-are-going-to?r=1aj1bv&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email&triedRedirect=true

A good counter for the “I am the man from the government; Here to help you”

A good template to make one of our own, not only for the Conservation Department, Tweets & Twigs, Councils & etc and for whatever their bureaucratic reasons, like Sites and Areas of Significance to Māori (SASM) & SNA’s Significant Natural Areas. etc..

Further invoke all the Health & Safety regulations, Price of regular updating induction courses, etc., pay for supervisery plus for admin, & to require so many road cones at a certain price, so they become “free-hold” while being leased out.

Make it real life as how the government ideology & agenda is no joke. 😀