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Last one looks like they have smallcocks.
Tough crowd
So what’s the male equivalent?
Half of the country are moffies, so no male equivalent needed.
Reminds me of this old tale.
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts:
Dr. Smith advised her. “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'”
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked.She grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said. “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and said. “By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?”
“Why, yes I am. How did you know?”
He leaned closer, winked and whispered……
“Hickory dickory dock…”