Never walk around at night without turning on the lights.
I had to go and check the 3d printer was working correctly the other night. It was in the middle of a 21 hour print, and I wanted to check it was going okay.
The hallway door was half closed and walked into it. Blood was everywhere. After cleaning it up, got back to bed and didn’t get much sleep.
On an even more personal note, I was deeply insulted when Mrs holy handed me the world’s smallest condom. (That is an AAA battery next to it).
It’s just as well I wasn’t in hospital.
Nurses (usually) don’t laugh
“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the Nurse to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
“I am so sorry,” she said , “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
I am sorry you suffered the eye wound Chris. It looks painful. Hope the pain subsides soon.
Just goes to prove that first thoughts can be wrong. Here I was thinking you had been caught looking through key holes Chris.
Hope the old eyeball comes right and is not too painful.
Who half closed the hallway door?
I can relate to walking into a half closed door at night. Thankfully it was my forehead that took the brunt, but the pain still took a bit of time to subside. Not a nice thing to have happen.
what Eds not telling us is the condom was still too big 🙂 and there was no half open door but has finally learnt to fold the laundry the way mrs holy demands it be done.
anyways Ed, how are you liking your 3d printer, made anything interesting yet and did your top secret experiment work or are you back to the drawing board?
If you saw my office and all the finished failures therein, you wouldn’t ask that question. What I like is printing segmented reptiles. It fascinates me how a printer can print the segments so the joints all move in different ways
No printing guns then ?
You Whar-right white male folk should not have guns
[Martin/Martyn told me so,
or was it Kiri ? Mmmm ]
Like this?
https://x.com/LibertyCappy/status/1793038862937116781
Please return condom to its rightul owner – GR VICE dean at Otago University, Alf is waiting.
I understand that the dean has taken a leaf out of the mobile manufacturers’ handbook & measures his cock diagonally.
Mrs Holy give you the elbow in the eye for your tiny Willy? LOL
Being a man, I’m sure you demanded a steak for your eye (and dinner after just so it wasn’t wasted).
That’s a convoluted story to explain a black eye; along with a big distraction
Sounds like you are using Golriz as your story adviser !!!
Simple solution
Put some light sensitive glow lights in the house.
Plug in and they do their work. Come on at night/when it is dark.
Dont need to turn on lights at night where there is a big contrast between light and dark.
I have three in the house.
$10 or so at Bunnings -Arlec- but picked up 6 cheapos for 50c each- $3 total – at Kmart 2 years ago
Got installed sensors in all hallways, but for some reason SWMBO turned them off. Sabotage i say…
I related your response to Mrs Nasska who raised the possibility of a planned widowhood. 🙂
Not so bad on amoon,it night.
Install a street light for better protection.
Condoms don’t yet have lights on them well not that size according to the supplier.
I have heard that the gifted fella’s that need extra large sized condoms can get them with lights on so they can be seen in the ladies eyes.
Didn’t you tell ysb’ers you’d been married a long time? What’s the condom required for? 🥸
Might have been raining?