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A conversation between David and Winston

David and Winston are in a bar at the airport. David leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “I must say, it’s most unusual, but the media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed the world-famous Huka Lodge near Taupo has been sold to Chinese buyers and suggested John Key had a hand in smoothing the process.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said capitalism is dead?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said it was “demonstrably false” that I repaid $18,000 and that it was “way less” than that. I actually repaid $17,936.43 which is 99.6% of $18,000?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said my super over-payments likely started in 2013/14, when they started in 2010?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said in 2017 I had asked to speak to the original staffer but she no longer worked there, when in fact she worked in the same office in the same role.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed I had paid interest on my under-payments, when I hadn’t. ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed my payment was abated and I hadn’t received my full super, when In fact I was paid the full rate. ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed MSD could not resolve how the “mistake” happened, when in fact MSD said it was because I had declared I was single. ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed my form was incomplete as I had not ticked a box on my current relationship but in fact I had declared I was separated ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed the form had been altered when it had not ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I claimed the staffer I had dealt with in 2020 was “very senior”., when she wasn’t. She was a standard case manager.” ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I filed a false return to Parliament, by failing to declare a $100,000 donation from billionaire Owen Glenn. ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said we would cap migrants at 10,000 a year down from 65,000 in 2017, when it has not been below 50,000 since I have been Deputy Prime Minister.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said before the last election that I want laws that only allow New Zealand citizens and permanent residents to buy residential freehold properties.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I announced a policy that “only permits farm sales to those privileged to be, or to become, New Zealanders”. ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said a safe manned re-entry of the access tunnel at Pike River is a nonnegotiable policy.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said I would be one of the first to re-enter the Pike River mine ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said I want all Government banking to be moved to KiwiBank.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said I want to boost the number of sworn police officers by around 1800 NEW recruits ?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I promised to hold a binding referendum in the middle of the first Government term on whether the Māori electoral seats should stay, and whether the number of seats in Parliament should be reduced to 100?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I promised to make all major sporting events available to watch on freeto-air television channels?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said I want to buy back the privatised 49 percent of the power companies National sold off. So they are 100 percent state-owned?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said we are opposed to 1080 and says if we are part of the next government we want to stop it being used.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said I wouldn’t use “silly phrases” like “bottom lines” but I made it clear the referendum on Maori seats in parliament wasn’t negotiable.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I said In July 2017 ‘The first thing we’re gonna do in government is make sure cigarettes are not massively overtaxed like that and bring them back to reasonable value.’?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean despite my promise above, Kiwis will have faced three 10 percent tax increases under a government propped up by NZ First.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I had to slap down Kym Koloni, who was our candidate for the Northcote seat, for saying it was party policy to get rid of the Waitangi Tribunal and any references to the Treaty of Waitangi in legislation.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I finally admitted using helicopters during election campaigns – but said it was for “travel” not for “campaigning” after I had previously flatly denied using the helicopter to campaign, calling the suggestion “stupid”..?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I called the Newshub reporter a “psycho” after she asked questions about a New Zealand First-linked company that applied for government funding?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when New Zealand First tried to hide donations from the New Zealand First Foundation, and I described it as “filthy allegations without any proof?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “You mean when I celebrated the news TV Three was for sale, while at the New Zealand First Convention in Christchurch.?”

David: “No, the other one.”

Winston: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it!“ You mean when I lied ??”

David: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”

 

 

I am doing a similar one featuring a conversation between  David Seymour and Matt King.

Please post your lies from Seymour below.

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18 COMMENTS

  1. Thanks ED you’ve exposed that dirty ex politician and bolstered my monotonous statement that there are 120 useless bludging Cnuts in that septic shithole in Wellington.
    Every last one of them would have a similar list of lies and even corruption if they were looked at closely, another often used comment I’ve made is that if anyone thinks that those pieces of shit ( 120 of them) are going to fix the 100s of serious social and financial problems that they are responsible for you’re going to be badly disappointed after October.
    Seymour said ” I’m going to vote against the Ardern gun grab” and then didn’t because he was answering questions in the lobby and forgot, LMAO.

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    • Well said rev. I agree 120 useless bastards, all signing to agree with the mad bitch and her cohorts to attack those willing and able to stand against the jabby. Well FUCK them all. Yes David was the biggest disappointment of them all as he had supposedly stood for freedom of speech etc etc, but when push came to shove he was as useless as the rest. .Then there was the mad duck spraying water on the protesters and made them listen to Barry Manalow or who ever. The list of my grievances goes on and on. The Bastards are all so fucking friendly and agreeing with your thoughts now that they want your vote again. FUCK OFF the lot of you as far as I am concerned.

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  2. Lizziep, Another statement I repeat is “never ever forget that Cnut Ardern was responsible for the absolute tyranny that was inflicted on this country”.
    When that vile creature comes back to this ruined country she must never be forgiven, if she’s seen anywhere a torrent of abuse ( not physical of course) must be sent in her direction so that the POS either leaves permanently or locks her filthy horsefaced self away in her home and spends her millions remotely while the team of 5 million navigate their destroyed communities ,the fucking maggot.

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    • And NEVER FORGET the 45kg woke ginger wonder stood with her with his full support on all declarations from the POT, statements and captain calls.

      Like Ardern and Chippy, Winston gaslights the citizens of this country with no conscience or care. So “KIND”.
      The whole lot are sellouts so can F*CK off. They all deserve to be banished from society, take their insincere, manipulative “kindness” and live under a bridge as far I’m concerned after the tyranny they imposed on the people of NZ.

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    • Yep bang on mate. Good one.
      Fucken bitch should be convicted for treason. Comrade Dame Cunt.
      Peters has always been a parasitic confidence trickster and knows “exactly” who to prey on. Naive thick-O’s.
      Utter parasite and totally corrupt.

      When somethings moldy it stinks and is rotten too the core.
      Throw it out or give it to the pigs.

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    • Every politician perhaps???????? starts off for the right reasons but the thought of the financial trough is far too much to resist for them 100% of the time. Sadly they all turn against their maybe good reasons to go into politics, many of them have the trough in mind when they pretend to be for the general public it would be very hard indeed to decide which is which.

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      • …starts off for the right reasons
        NO THEY DO NOT

        MOST politicians now in NZ are filth from day one.
        The local body ones.
        Len Brown, Tory Whanau, all the last 3 prior Wellington mayors, even Phil Mauger in CHC is a disappointment; Brylcreem Woods missus in Akl Council,

        All Green party current MPs have been scum from day 1 . Golriz, guacamole March, genter, sage et al
        They are nasty.
        Well paid now thanks to liebour Goo-mint start paying councillors in 1989; H Clark increasing MPs and ministers pay massively .
        When H Clark went in, in 1999, PMs base salary was $200k, fair enough with other perks that can come later; but it doubled to $400 k on 8 years in a low inflation environment.

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  3. I remember Seeless running to horseface’s aid when she was caught bagging him on a hot mic. I’m not sure what was promised to him, but anyone helping that fucking whore with her image isn’t going to get my vote.

    He also replied to an email from me with the kind of weak response a ten year old wouldn’t give. I don’t know whether he was serious or trying to take the piss out of me, but either way, he can kiss my furry arse.

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  4. Why not vote for Whinestone?
    The other two leaders are refletions in a circus mirror.
    You could swap them over in parties and no difference.
    Both are incipard!
    Vote Winny and Shane, for the shits and giggles.

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  5. I read the BFD and Iove listening to Cameron Slater on A political Affair and The Crunch on RCR. I think Cam comes across really well and he is a strong and cogent voice for freedom. BUT he’s really into Winston Peters and I simply cannot understand why he would support that vile lying cockroach who has betrayed our country – not to mention his supporters – in so many ways.

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    • Slater and Peters are birds of a feather .
      They are both into bluff, bluster, and bullshit.

      No less so Slater.
      He at times is is a fantasist with imagined powers.
      All he is is the son of a short term Notional party president long ago at the turn of the century.
      He ran a campaign AFAIR for years to get Judith collins in as Gnat leader. When there she achieved nothing.

      BFD is pretty weak.
      The page layout is a shocker.
      It is covered in pro Ukraine adverts
      The level of debate is weak eg If I go on at 7pm ish on a Monday evening to look at the politically incorrect jokes I may glance at the 6pm general debate . The first 40 + comments are from people who watch the 6pm gnews (why, just why? ) then go to BFD to bleat about it.
      Rather low IQ activity.

      Not seen it this year as I don’t read much (politically incorrect joke is much reposting ) but there is a commenter who lives in eastern Europe and came on daily to feed anti Russian propaganda and how you crane was winning.
      It is puffed up with nonsense to make it look bigger like word of the day, silly videos and obscure posts that get zero comments as they are of no interest, just there to puff it up.
      It still has massive censorship .

      Why people pay for it I do not know.
      There was a call to contribute to Waikanae watch over the last week.
      I was happy to contribute to that.

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