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Why are lefties so concerned about cow farts but not PEOPLE farts? It turns out that people produce more farts than cows

With all the talk these days about cow farts and their alleged impact on the environment, it’s somewhat curious that lefties aren’t also mentioning human farts, which are far greater in number and more pervasive than any of the backside emissions coming out of cattle.

As it turns out, there are more people living in the world than there are heads of cattle, especially in urban areas. Since all humans and cattle fart, this means that human flatulence is actually destroying the planet to a much greater degree than meat and dairy animals, at least according to the narrative of the climate lunatics.

If they’re going to be consistent in spreading their gospel of climate change and global warming, then leftists need to start addressing the problem of methane being emitted from the back ends of humans, especially in densely-packed leftie enclaves where the concentration of farting humans is highest.

Millions of dollars are being spent on researching the impact of farts from animals, which government officials who’ve bought into the climate derangement claim say are having a substantial impact on the warming of our planet. If this is true, then lefties are even worse “polluters,” as there are many more of them than there are cows.

Taken to its logical end, this leftist push for total government control over everything that lefties claim is contributing to “climate change” will one day mean that all lefties have to stop farting and pooping because these emissions are supposedly causing ocean levels to rise, hurricanes to form, and children to die.

Since burps contain methane and carbon dioxide just like farts, then we have to ban them. They are environmentally unfriendly and completely “unsustainable,” according to climate-deranged leftists.

Humans who consume a high-fiber diet, are also worse “polluters” than humans who consume a low-fiber diet. Thus, “If one is an environmental advocate,” then he or she should consume a lower fiber diet because doing so “could potentially help the environment.”

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  1. Population numbers up and increasing out and above available resources, including adequate clean water, coupled with waste, both human and as a consequence of human habits, are a far larger issue than cows farting.

    Infrastructure for water, sewage and sensible transport unable to be afforded due to vanity and ideological green brain fart projects.

    And we have politicians thinking more refugees are what is required…………..

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  2. Cities are the biggest polluters and consumers on earth. Cities can only exist due to farmers feeding them.

    Yet cities are where the anti farmer movement began and the absurd idea the country side is destroying the earth, not the filthy crowded cities of consumers.

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