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Talk about a stunned mullet

Simon and Cindy are in a bar at the airport. Simon leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “I must say it’s most unusual, but the media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Cindy: “You mean when you asked in Parliament if we still intend to build 100,000 homes over ten years, and I refused to give a straight answer.?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when I said I “inadvertently” watched the video footage of the Christchurch shootings on Facebook?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when we reduced the amount money being wasted on the free tertiary education?”
Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “You mean when the Crown had been forced to buy 12 unsold KiwiBuild homes wasting millions of more taxpayer dollars?”

Simon: “No, the other one”
Cindy: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it!“ You mean when I lied ??”
Simon: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”

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  1. What blows my mind is not that we all have different political opinions, but the Labour supporters who continue to believe in idiots like JA and Twitford after they continuously lie straight in our faces. They need their f*cking heads “re-calibrated”.

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      • To be fair on your lackluster “liar” ending on this ‘Simon and Cindy’. Cindy has been missing in action for months. Apart from popping up in international grabbing headlines on her Paris visit the people of NZ hadn’t heard much from Cindy since her Mother Teresa leadership after the Christchurch mosque shootings. I figure the CoL are learning all this chirping about their pie-in-the-sky policies and 2019 being the year of delivery, Cindy and Co have finally realised it is better for idiots not to say anything lest they speak and remove all doubt…

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