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Having recently learned that China and Japan are in fact different countries, Supreme Leader Jacinda Ardern has revealed she will channel BFF and fellow champagne socialist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau with a “blackface” ensemble at the All Blacks game this Saturday. 

Speaking from what a hastily set up working group has assured Jacinda is indeed Japan and not China, the Vogue fashion model said she was “impressed by Justin’s inclusiveness” referring to the Canadian PM’s slightly controversial choice to paint his face black for a fancy-dress party just 18 years ago. 

“Yeah I think it’s a great way for white people to show their love for brown people” she explained, apparently completely missing the point. 

“Although I will say that I wouldn’t support it if Trump, or Boris, or Scott Morrison or Soimon Bridges did it, because they’re alt-right fascists, so it would definitely be racist if they did it.” she added. 

This reporter also took the opportunity to ask Jacinda how she managed to forget which country she was in following her earlier comments. 

“I mean, it’s tricky when you travel as much as I do. I’ve been on holiday travelling around the world pretty much since Winston gave me the job, so I sometimes forget where I am”. 

“Anyway, they kind of look the same don’t they?” she added for some reason.

She should have asked Twitford how to tell the difference between those Chinkies

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6 COMMENTS

  1. The media tried to make light of this and poured through thousands of frames to find the most flattering picture, which was then digitally enhanced, to run the PR fluff piece with.

    If Trump, or other center figure, makes a gaff, they go into hysteria and declare them unfit to govern.

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  2. It was a brilliant piece of writing and thanks for the heads up. I particularly liked the bit about Ardern sometimes forgetting where she is since Winston gave her the job! Satirical gold!

    We’re still at the stage where we can laugh, so let’s enjoy it while we can. After the next election when National has lost miserably is when the Marxists will tighten the screws for real and very few people will be laughing then. Blogs like this will be among the first to be closed down – so be warned.

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    • My greatest fear about the next election. Let’s face it, there is a large proportion of people that see voting anything other than red or blue a wasted vote. (Even more so after the Winston debacle) polls however though are never accurate representations on what happens come election day. But the polls do sway ‘on the fence voters’. What I’m hoping for is a continued bad press around Jacindurr and liarbor keeping their polls low. I truly believe there is a growing distrust/disappointment with her and her party and I hope it snowballs (fingers crossed).

      I think particularly with the gun community there might be quite a splintered result amongst the right leaning parties. I just hope if things go in favor of change we don’t end up with another equally hodgepodge ensemble incapable of getting anything done efficiently. The last thing we need is 3 more wasted years of back peddling.

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      • Those gun owners who are still pissed off with National I hope they wait till the last polls before the election before deciding who to vote for. I heard Hosking say on Friday from what he has heard from internal polling Labour will not be happy.

        I believe in momentum. If Labour and Cindy poll badly and Simon comes up many swinging voters will pick the winning side.

        Cindy has lost a lot of credibility. If she claimed Trump grabbed her pussy and Trump said I am not that desperate – not in your dreams Cindy, who would one beleive?

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