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In this case it’s the rest of us

The story goes that in 1926, in a small rural town in the mid-west, they had a barn dance. It was a very large barn, with the lower floor cleared, and all the hay put into the loft. It was a hot summer day. The volunteer fire department put up large fans just outside some of the windows to blow the cool night air into the festive shindig.
A visiting gentleman went to the dance, and was really enjoying himself. He sampled many of the local foods laid out on the side tables. After trying some of the spicy, pickled sausage, he began to experience some intestinal distress. He looked outside and inside the barn to find a place he could relieve himself. The barn had some equipment, and work rooms to one side of the barn, but were inappropriate for his purpose. There was, however, a ladder there, which went up to the loft.
In the loft, there was an open window. The fellow, extremely distressed, pulled down his pants, and relieved himself by hanging his behind out of the window. Almost immediately he heard loud screams, and a thunder of feet
Coming down from the loft, the poor gentleman found the entire barn to be deserted, except for one man crawling on his hands and knees.
“What happened here?” he asked of the man on his hands and knees.
“What happened? What happened?” said the local. “Where were you when the shit hit the fan?”

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  1. I think that Labour is in trouble, mabeye not this election, but soon. Why because the teachers that have come through training resently are all greenies and snowflakes. They have indoctinated all the kids into green snowflakes and it’s not going to end well for them! Cindy had better jump soon to the UN.

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