You’re so white that you have to get a moko and open a Te Reo cafe, just to let everyone know that you’re “Maori”
It’s proof white liberal woman are fucked up the world over… Next she be welcoming in illegals from Somalia
Whaka blonde. More European than Māori. But climbing into the Māori bullshit is more lucrative.
Grok fixed it.
Err, as far as I’m aware the early settlers didn’t have coffee. More cultural appropriation. I imagine they’ll all be giving this up, along with every other thing whitey brought to the table, when they decolonialise.
Did they have bread rolls, cheese, onions, tomatoes, tomato sauce, cups, plates, sugar, canned drinks? The list is a thousand long, and then of course, there are coffee makers, electricity, sign writing (oops knew that) and so on. Faux whites/Maori.
The Saggster should know better. Maori were the first brewers of their traditional Kawhe (note no Macrons then) when they conquered the Yemen in the 15th century after uprooting all the known Coffea Arabica plants in Ethiopia.
You have to thank Maori for spreading Kawhe throughout the world as they rampaged through Persia, across Asia and Taiwan before bring it to these fair Iles and settling peacefully here, then opening Coffees shops across the Motu using and inventing the great La Marzocco Linea Classico Barrista Machines to bring such deliciousness to the grateful flax wearing public.
The knowledge and skills of the Early Settler is boundless Saggy and don’t you forget it.
You can now stand down for the day and reflect on their wonderfulness.
A hot cup of coffee is essential to warm you after paddling your waka across the southern ocean to Antartica
Didn’t have spray tan either!