Oh dear God what the hell is that???? Now I cannot un see this, at times I wish my minds eye were blind. Pretty friendly hu?

Passion behind the bike sheds.

“I’d LOVE me some Chocolate!”

Don’t worry, I will make sure all your cuzzies are allowed into Europe.

“Legend has it you’re hung like the Lone Ranger’s horse”

I’m with LizzieP.
Cougar
Eeeww!

You cheeky little darky.

Would you like a threesome with Michelle

Just damn creepy.

yesss..just as I thought, Barry. It feels like a babies arm holding an apple.

Ja bitte, ich lasse diesen Einwanderer rein….

Translate – Yes please, I’ll let this immigrant in.

I hear she can shake all night long.

I’ve been here in the UK for a couple of weeks now visiting family and friends. I’ve lived in NZ for 18 years. There is no way in hell I’d ever consider moving back to live in the UK, it’s poked.
Too many people, too much litter and shit everywhere, you can’t get anywhere as there’s too many cars, too many speed restrictions, too many unattended roadworks, you hardly hear an English accent in small towns anymore, everyone looks fucking miserable most of the time, everyone blames The Don for all the worlds troubles, if not him then its Boris’ fault, the newspapers are shite as is the tv, too many drugged up soap dodgers, too many thieves, blaggards and scoundrels – i could go on, and on…..
The only good part is I’m flying back business class on emirates and theres a bar on board, that folks is where I’ll be.
I did have a decent full english breakfast the other day buts its a long way for a decent brekkie.