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She does that all by herself without any help from us

Supreme Leader and selective-hijab-wearer Jacinda Ardern has had a massive go at the entire country for apparently not talking enough about the history of our country, while also completely refusing to entertain any questions at all about the ongoing occupation of private land by a group of protesters at Ihumatao. 

In what’s become a standard tactic at this point, Jacinda has obviously decided that there really isn’t any way to make herself look like the Mother of The Nation without looking like a dickhead in this case, so has opted for the tried and tested “I’ll just pretend it’s not happening” approach. 

“What protest?” she asked when this reporter attempted to discuss what she’s doing about it, given that it’s been three months since the protesters were asked to leave. 

“Let’s talk about something else. Did you see we’ve managed to take $7 billion that we have no intention of spending on useful stuff off the proletariat? How good is that?!” she gushed. 

“And I’m probably going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for saying that people shouldn’t shoot people. Life’s good” she added. 

“But yeah, you peasants really aren’t talking about how badly your ancestors treated the locals 200 years ago, and I think that’s wrong. You all need to do better.”  

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  1. Why on Earth would we talk about NZ’s history. We have a subset of the population who live in it.

    We call them Maori.

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    • Yet you all pretend a bunch of Europeans had more right to Israel than the people living their for centuries. Because reasons.

      Like it or lump it, Maori were here first and this is their one and only homeland. What that means and how it might look going forward is up for debate. But it is interesting how hypocritical people are about this.

      The left are all for indigenous rights, but not if they are white, or christian. While the right seem to think religion and skin tone are the deciders too, but in a different way.

      Both sides are full of shit and do not hold the motivations they so vocally claim to have. It brings out bigots on both sides.

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  2. Kiwis who have been here for generations know the truth of the history between the Maori and the settlers. It is the recent newbies who have bought into the “special people” story being spun by the woke.

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  3. If she wants to learn about our history she should have gone to Gisborne to see Captain Cook’s replica arriving.

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  4. As I understand the occupiers were more than asked to leave – they were trespassed.

    Why has that not been enforced.

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  5. Not heard of “Ihumatao” for a while….
    Had me looking, at the word and thinking how the fuck do you pronounce it again??

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    • Ihumatao had quietly been swept under Labour’s magic rug which covers all their failures but the Labour party assault scandals have taken up a large section under the rug and Ihumatao dribbled out from underneath. 😵

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      Get* da* frk*out*ov*heer*whytee

      As said by people who are often three-quarters whitey.

      Same problem the Negros have in USA. The majority are mixed-race by now and many can claim white slave owners in their ancestry.
      Uh Oh.
      They have even more chance of a slave owner in the ancestry than Elizabeth Warren has of Indian/Native American/Pawnee/Pocahontas ancestry !
      Truth is a bastard sometimes.

      So many claims that Obummer was the first ‘black president’ when in fact he was clearly 50% white from his white-hating sicko mother. At best he was a Gray president! [I said Gray, there is an R in it]

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