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Farmer: “Gentlemen. I’d like to present the ultimate plant-based protein technology.”

Investor 1: “We’re listening.”

Farmer: “It converts inedible plant matter into complete protein. Grass, cornstalks, brewery waste, vegetable peelings. Anything cellulose-rich that humans can’t digest.”

Investor 2: “Energy requirements.”

Farmer: “Sunlight.”

Investor 2: “For the plant matter, you mean.”

Farmer: “And for the conversion. Same sunlight. Reused.”

Investor 3: “Heating costs for the bioreactor.”

Farmer: “None. The unit holds 38.5 degrees year-round on its own.”

Investor 1: “Failure rate.”

Farmer: “Self-repairing. The unit also replicates once a year at no additional cost.”

Investor 3: “Replicates.”

Farmer: “Produces a smaller version of itself. Which becomes a full unit.”

Investor 2: “Net carbon.”

Farmer: “Neutral. The carbon in goes back to the air the grass pulled it from. Round and round, same atoms, no new ones added.”

Investor 1: “And the waste output.”

Farmer: “Twenty tonnes of soil enrichment per unit per year. The waste is also a product.”

Investor 2: “This would obliterate Beyond Meat.”

Farmer: “It already has. They just don’t know yet.”

Investor 1: “Where can we see one.”

Farmer: “There are about 1.5 billion currently deployed. Have been for ten thousand years.”

[silence]

Investor 3: “It’s a cow, isn’t it.”

Farmer: “It’s a cow.”

Investor 2: “We were promised plant-based.”

Farmer: “The plant goes in one end. I don’t know what else you wanted.”

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Sooty
Sooty
3 months ago

All very well, but they ain’t eating no cow, nor eggs and chickens.
All their food comes from the supermarket!

DylanHunt
Reply to  Sooty
3 months ago

Same with the human body. Same process. To get a robot to do the work of a human requires mining ore, precious metals, toxic minerals for the batteries,petroleum to make the plastics, and (in the USA and china) truckloads of coal, oil, nuclear power to run them.

If you get a human one of the opposite sex, you have a lifelong companion. If you get a robot one, it is already programmed to “think” it is superior to humans, that humans are the problem, and just like those cat memes, is plotting to kill you.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  DylanHunt
3 months ago

But can a robot only do one job at a time or will it be as talented as women who pivot 11 times to start other necessary tasks as she sees them, while finally completing all tasks?

Multi-tasking is a specific skill many humans never attempt.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
3 months ago

Natural cow production does not adhere to the communist play book being imposed. for For leftards to be satisfied they have to break everything that’s functional and replace it with utter crap

bobthebldr
bobthebldr
3 months ago
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