Put a monocle on him and he’s Col Klink from Hogans Heroes, about the same achievements as well!
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Eds been taught by “the best” alright… ardern and luxon, announced an announcement and goofed the delivery of a nothing burger.
and he dosent need a monocale, he needs a few lines drawn on his head with a black vivid to make him look like the giant penis he is. fucks everything he touches the useless pos.
For every male reaction there is a female over reaction.
That’s a very profound start to the day V. Also very accurate.
Ever heard the old Yorkshire saying – No Dick No Brains
Most – All Dick No Brains 😂
male action or male reaction? meh guess it works both ways.
Looks like we found our sponsor for Thought for the Day.
That will please Nasska.
You fellas are taking your life in your hands.
Lucky to get away with laxative in ya porridge!
I don’t know what you mean.
Ed, my settings keep reverting back to showing comment order as most voted. i select oldest but every page refresh it goes back to most voted. how do i fix sort that so it stays on oldest?
“Ditto” above.
Aso the high light yellow page, sort of intermittent, or not at all.
Not that I need that part so much.
Ed thanks for reply the other day.
I have again, trialed the “newest” comment but it really falls short:–
How ever “newest” comment only shows up the “newest” comment that possibly could start a thread, but does not show the many “newest” replies in thread.
Even though I have to keep resetting from the “most voted”
It never aligns or shows the the most recent as “newest” Comment” that is part of a thread of “replies”.
No “replies” are never shown as “newest” comment.
Where “Recent comments” covers every comment, no matter the post you have set up or HYS, or the thread of replies.
A very handy tool on the sidebar, but not on all pages.
When away at other work, then to come back to “recent comments” allows a very quick check through all the comments, particularly in the threads, while having a quick cuppa.
I know, tech may seem to be easy, but the detail to get there can be confounding.
Thanks in advance, if you able to figure things & able to make some tweaks of progress. Only attempt when you are feelz “fresh” 🙂 😉 & not jaded.
If not, no worry, as the problems are relatively minor, and there are bigger fish to fry.
Same glitch here.
Live with it. How difficult is it to change it to what you want. Winging about small things pisses me off no end
it was never a problem old chap but something changed a day or so back and now its retarded.
surely ysb folk dont give a flying fuck about most voted comments?
when you refresh the page to update comments it jumblefucks them up then have to start over.
even luxon or willis could sort out the issue////////
..even luxon or willis could sort out the issue...
well to be fair
they would Announce that they would sort it .
100% of the creep luxons political career is announcing shit
that he will never akshully do
You would think if he is going to emulate his idol he would be able to get the trains running on time…
Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.
why?
That’s imperial bullshit.
Fortunately that imperial outfit is collapsing.
Trust us, sure can, will do, the real can do; a real partnership in CoGovernance.
Just ask John Tamihere, and the Waipareira Trust.
The only question for Tamihere and his dodgy Trust is:
Where’s our money?
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for the rest of his life.
And be happy….
i can mock and hate it 🙂
After the leaders we have had, it’s the shits!
Maori this, Maori that! I’m over it!
I think this council election, will be telling. Will we be fucked?
A comment on Kiwiblog-
When one looks at the sensationalised reporting of road crashes and fatalities, there is a significant under-reported issue. That is that about a third of the drivers involved in fatalities (99) have meth or cannabis in their blood. Alcohol was only 57 last year.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/partner/15-09-2025/drug-driving-in-new-zealand-how-bad-is-it-really
Drug use is very bad in Northland according to the sewage sampling surveys. So is their road crash rate. Cause and effect?
The problem it is not only the drugged that die. Many of the fatalities are innocent people in the wrong place at the wrong time. Think of the crash at Taihape that killed two motorcyclists and maimed another who were murdered by a recidivist drugged driver – gang member as well. And he got a light sentence by a jellyhearted judge.
When compared to the police/ government campaigns run about seatbelts, drunk driving and using cellphones, why is the drug problem not at the head of the advertising list? Why the soft pedalling? Is it because it is that the drug problem is reportably disproportionally Maori?
Maybe NZTA is about to start a big campaign and the sponsoring of the article is just the start of a hard edged enforcement campaign – police booze bus type checkpoints. One can only hope so, but they seem to just want awareness and conversations started. How wishy-washy can you get? Or is it toned down because of cultural sensitivities? Why aren’t the left’s Maori caucus coming out against drug use? Or does Palestine take up all their bandwidth? How many more deaths before it is treated with the urgency it deserves? So many questions and no answers forthcoming.
Perhaps becuase it disproportionately affects Maori explains why its not a priority – just think about it!!
Driving also has a lot to do with intelligence. Some are just too fucking thick.
Every interaction with the traffic police should include a drug test.
Don’t get too carried away with “campaign starters” inserted into KB. National is so far down the shitter at the moment that any issue that will absorb some of the flak coming their way will be welcome.
Instead consider Nixon’s ‘War on Drugs’ had little to do with health or safety & much to do with politics:
……”A top Nixon aide, John Ehrlichman, later admitted: “You want to know what this was really all about. The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying. We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”Nixon temporarily placed marijuana in Schedule One, the most restrictive category of drugs,”…….
https://drugpolicy.org/issues/brief-history-drug-war
having those substances in ones blood dosent always mean impairment or cause of the accident tho although its likely a large chunk of them are caused by it.
devices and other distractions are likely to be the biggest cause with booze/drugs detected maybe playing a part or maybe not.
but yea brown folk are probably well over represented and its a taboo topic so it gets ignored but no doubt itll eventually become a target but of course will be blamed on colonisation and systemic racism.
Just seen this. Don’t shoot the messenger.
https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/high-thc-cannabis-products-linked-to-immediate-psychosis-and-addiction-5905717?
Same old reefer madness bullshit, recycled yet again. The Epoch Times does some good articles, but their attitude to cannabis is retarded.
Transcript of the opening scroll of the Yank social engineering film “Reefer Madness” 1936:
“The motion picture you are about to witness may startle you. It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasise the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. Marihuana is that drug – a violent narcotic – an unspeakable scourge – The Real Public Enemy Number One! Its first effect is sudden violent, uncontrollable laughter, then come dangerous hallucinations – space expands – time slows down, almost stands still… fixed ideas come next, conjuring up monstrous extravagances – followed by emotional disturbances, the total inability to direct thoughts, the loss of all power to resist physical emotions… leading finally to acts of shocking violence… ending often in incurable insanity. In picturing its soul- destroying effects no attempt was made to equivocate. The scenes and incidents, while fictionised for the purposes of this story, are based upon actual research into the results of Marihuana addiction. If their stark reality will make you think, will make you aware that something must be done to wipe out this ghastly menace, then the picture will not have failed in its purpose… Because the dread Marihuana may be reaching forth next for your son or daughter… or yours… or YOURS!”
A classic film – popular with stoners in the 1970s who watched it for comedy value.
Bob McCoskrie watches it once a week to bolster his paranoia! 🙂
Traces of cannabis prove nothing, as it is detectable long after use, after any effects have long since worn off.
But don’t let that stop you parroting War on Some Drugs bullshit.
The cops must know where the major drug dealers hang out. Start arresting at the source and the problem will mostly dry up.
considering many now get their weed legally delivered to their door i dont think thats gunna work.
wifeys mate is on the dole… turns out bene bludgers get it subsisized by taxpayers and it works out cheaper than illegal weed. just another incentive to not get a job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Z6qANNqNo
New Zealand is slowly being turned into Zimbabwe. The RBNZ must NOT just be Governmental PUPPETS!
Pigeon Post
Slowly being turned? Actually faster than some will admit. At least Zimbabwe can only improve going forward…
Crazy or…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP65nMP2YpY
NEW DOCUMENTARY – Dissent Into Madness
What if the delusions of the dissidents are in fact real? What if their paranoid fantasies are not fa …
Looks good…
Old luxo had to back willis as finance minister because he is just her and bishops puppet.
a troika of talentless trolls
This bloke is doing excellent work and deserves a lot more subscribers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsQmk4CZrJg
On this wet and windy Sunday you might find something to make you smile here. We could do with a similar channel here in NZ.
https://x.com/MinistryofWit
Thanks Alice.
They do some good satire.
You also mentioned weather, so the MoW blew straight over a head.
Was it a Witless one?
Reasonable day here.
I looked at the wind early this morning and it was fair humming down south. Over 100k around the bottom of the south Island. Ten this.
224kph gust recorded overnight at Mt Hutt; trees felled, reports of flooding on South Island
Down on the farm.
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with it.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is; now git out there and fix it.”
So…….Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, “Ma there ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse honey! ”
Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”
Payells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!”
Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.”
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back,”Ma-dadgummit there ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!”
Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of da hole!”
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, “Ma – Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
To which Ma replies, “agavatin’ ain’t it?”
give ma a tub of hotwax or a new razor.
Good grief How old’s that one?
About your tender age.
How is public hair like parsley?
Ya just push it aside before you start eating.
“public hair”
Ask the great transparent Democratic President, Joe Biden.
An entree? before checking the roots, to be sure the carpet will or is it the bare boards, match the drapes latter on.
I put “public” because we have so many sensitive souls on here.
Is that you with more lies Chippie?
🤣 🤣 🤣
I might just leave it all behind to start over at a vineyard in the Italian countryside with a lover who makes me coffee every morning & picks fresh fruit for me.
I don’t know yet, though, we’ll see.
ya silly demented old coot, thats a nurse, youre in a tauranga rest home, she brings you tapioca, raisins and your meds every morning.
🤣 🤣
Yep, you should!
🤥
When is NN going to the Ukraine on the train?
The hair-brain in Ukraine moves mainly in the train.
(with apologies to fans of My Fair Lady)
..by george he’s got it!
Where Summerset go the Tauranga Home for the Perpetually bewildered will follow. This will be a relief for our fellow commentator whose legendary dementia is somewhat offset by his technological skills.
From https://newsroom.co.nz/2025/09/15/retirement-villages-meet-demand-of-tech-savvy-seniors/ :
#. “the idea that older members of society or retirement village residents weren’t digitally savvy just wasn’t true.”
#. “Tech being rolled out at its villages includes touch screen Lumin connectivity devices, and robotic vacuum cleaners and lawn mowers.”
Watching the vacuum cleaners & mowers will give
patientsresidents something to do while they’re waiting for their incontinence pants to be changed.Apparently “clear privacy was a key concern, and that any artificial intelligence wouldn’t seek to replace or minimise contact.”
And just to prove that even retirement village operators have a sense of humour intending inmates are assured that ““You’re trying to take some work effort away from staff so they can spend more quality time with people.”
They all
livedexisted happily ever after.Can’t sell their places.
Quite good quality.
you must have got that from your newsletter did you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbawdcL0kYY
George Soros’ CRYPTIC threat to Glenn Beck now makes sense
Glenn Beck recounts the time George Soros threatened him to either fall in line or get out of the way. Plus, he explains how the chaos we’re now seeing in places like France is exactly what Soros said was coming back in 2009…
Larry Johnson gives an excellent explanation of the state of Palestine that will disturb the Zionists.
https://sonar21.com/most-americans-do-not-understand-that-palestine-is-not-a-mythical-creation/
how could anyone with an IQ above 90 not know this ?
Ah right, they drink from the polluted well of MSM .
Note that over 80% of jews are religious converts with zero connection at any time to the Middle east .
The majority have no right to be there .
It was the Brits that created this; because the upper crust love forever wars they can send the riff raff to.
And yet these creepy religious (sort of) jew converts go there after they are in trouble for their sexual deviancy
I just read of another one in the last week a Bryan Singer.
a holyweirdo – a place full of them
Caught out after years of sexual deviancy and S.A. he shot through to israel when the lawsuits built up.
Typical of dirty deviant cowards.
Even Joe Rogan, who has a wide reach, is actually waking up.
I don’t see Rogan as the sharpest tool in the shed but he plods on and has built up a following . He sort of learns with his audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iiasqxze1g
5 mins
Joe Rogan – The Truth About Israel Is Unforgivable
But the jews have been effective in their propaganda for many decades
after all their criminality and deviancy in other countries for centuries, millennia, they got it right (100th iteration ) when they started infecting USA from 1900 to 1950.
even György Schwartz came in to US on this wave
They mostly all change their name to hide from shameful pasts
Ah yeah, you may know him as George soros
Ah, so there were Muslims living in that area then? I see.
For over 3 millennia, yes.
That would have been news to Mohammed..
Mohammed is a Mo come lately
only 1400 years ago
There was plenty going on before him
mainly what he did was codify the way of life of the nomadic and semi-nomadic peoples who moved from scarce resource to scarce resource. Their clothing style and food intake reflected the reality of their time and place ,
This country’s landlords need their own little world where they can indulge their fantasies & interpretations of what ‘quiet enjoyment’ actually means!
From https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tenancy-tribunal-orders-auckland-landlord-who-tugged-at-sleeping-tenants-toe-to-pay-for-breaches/HCIQU7IWTNG67ALZDK4HFLBTVY/
#. “A tenant taking an afternoon snooze on the couch was woken by his landlord tugging at his toe.”.
Deferred work to bring the house up to rentable standard was being undertaken during the tenancy with no rent reduction nor compensation.
#. “Work sometimes began at 6pm and continued until 8pm, including weekends.”
#. “Builders frequently entered the premises when tenants were not home.”
It’s a circus!
Mr. nasska
don’t let your spite for landlords blind you to reality
you know by now if it is in the HORRid
it may or may not bear a resemblance to an actual event
that occurred somewhere in the Universe
at some time
maybe !
Do you also believe Trump told people to drink bleach
The HORRid told us.
Well, tugging his toe to wake him didn’t end in a happy ending, which might have happened if they had tugged another appendage.
Is that why he comp[lained.?
Ex prince harry said he killed 25 teleban!
I have been waiting for the announcement, the idiot benny doyle has left the building.
He’s still on the tit until 3 October though I doubt that he’ll be polluting parliament much in the interim.
Interestingly though, given Doyle’s bitter rant about how parliament is a “toxic place” & ” not fit for purpose” is https://newsroom.co.nz/2025/09/20/banter-beers-and-backstabbing-at-the-beehive/. Though the queer sook found it “hostile” various current MPs don’t share that view.
#. “behind all the debates and drama it seems that politicians can get along.”
#. “With very few exceptions, most people get on with one another,” Labour MP Damien O’Connor says.”
This cynic notes that bon homie & concensus reign whenever the Remuneration Authority makes its determinations known.
RIP Charlie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-rWF56UziU
Vigil for Charlie Kirk | Auckland, New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pFojZuh84yo
Whats the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist ?
A genealogist looks up the family tree.
A gynaecologist looks up the family bush
A Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job
The president of the firm says, “If you marry my daughter, I’ll make you a partner, give you an unlimited expense account, a new Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary, in addition to your fees from the cases you take on.”
The guy says, “I don’t get it. Is something wrong with her?” The president shows him a picture, and she’s hideous. The guy’s never seen anything like her.
The president says, “I know, she’s tough to look at. I could never tell her to her face, though. Also, it’s only fair to let you know she’s as dumb as a stump.”
The guy says, “Well, I don’t care what you offer me, it ain’t worth it.”
The president says, “I’ll give you a five million dollar salary, a new Mercedes every two years, and I’ll build you a mansion on Long Island.” The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.
About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he’s about to hang it on the wall. He climbs the ladder and yells to his wife, “Bring me a hammer.”
She mumbles, “Get the hammer. Get the hammer,” and she brings it to him.
The guy says, “Get me some nails.”
She mumbles, “Get the nails. Get the nails,” and she brings them to him.
The guy starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, “Fuck!”
She mumbles, “Get the bag. Get the bag.”
That’s disgusting. No one is that ugly… Actually now that I think about it… Never mind, she is still barely human.
Hey Leave old Il Duce out of this. If he was around today, he would have my vote. Anti communist, anti woke, things we admire in politicians on the Right all over the world.
And would have very much, “Be Happy” for our Viking; by having the trains running on time.
The ultimate drama queen and nut bar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02N838ufnfQ
Michael Laws On Benjamin Bussy Doyle’s Resignation And What It Tells Us All
Good boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFOJli1QDCk
Oliver Jull On The Assassination Of Charlie Kirk
N/P Boys’ High School’s shocking clayton’s apology
Sean Plunket talks to New Plymouth Boys’ High School student Oliver Jull about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.