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Paddy was being evaluated for mental problems.
He was asked by the doctor, “If a train was coming towards you, what would you do?”
Paddy replied. “I would get in my helicopter and fly away”.
The doctor then asked, “Where did the helicopter come from?”
Paddy replied, “The same place you got that bloody train!”
Paddy Gower?
Gower aint smart enough to come up with an answer like that
Last week within a few days we heard of three travel stories all the same – between N.Z and Australia. Flights cancelled, 5 hour delays and having to go find overnight accommodation.
The ironic thing is that have never heard of any over the last few years.
Would rather have cancelled flights and inconvenience then pilots put under pressure to fly in less then ideal situations to meet someone’s holiday schedules.
happens all the time especially on underbooked unprofitable flights… “maintanence issues” tho of course////
were the all the same carrier?
Again publish the no shows. Is it one airline in particular?
The traveling public would like to know so they can book with another!
Sounds like Air NZ without even looking, pack of wankers tey are
Looks like you are better to drive to the international airport and fly with someone else!
Well they cant even keep the national flights on time, maintence and paperwork issues and now at this time of year over booking flights. Just useless fuckers
A federal judge dismissed the criminal cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James Monday, finding that interim US Attorney Lindsey Halligan was improperly appointed to her position and “had no lawful authority” to present the indictments of either of President Trump’s longtime enemies.
Attorneys for both Comey and James had argued that Halligan had to be confirmed by the Senate after Attorney General Pam Bondi used up her allotted 120-day interim appointment on Erik Siebert, who resigned after President Trump publicly criticized him for not bringing charges against the former head of the FBI.
Why is there not attendance records for parliament chamber?
Would be nice to know who’s never there!
(We can guess, but we pay the highest wages, some will ever earn!)
They have an Attendance Record for Primary School and no doubt Kindy and also Teachers attendance at School on a daily basis, so they can get paid, guess it is too much for Fat Gerry to run a similar system in Parliament.
Then again, having an Attendance Record in Parliament may expose Gerry, the Fat Slugs poor attendance record as well and affect his ample pay packet.
Is fat Gerry having the fat jabs?
He seems to be missing some padding in his chins.
Golly, that’s an extraordinarily racist question.
What’s racist?
If the hat fits!
You mean if the fat fits, no hat would fit that cunts fat head
One with elastic in the hem, as long as it wasn’t too tight!
There, there, Bear!
Attendance along with utu, plunder, cruelty, treachery, polygamy, infanticide, slavery, murder, cannibalism & genocide come under the heading of “tikanga”.
Sounds like friday night at the pub around these parts.
Climate tards on the loose again, Saint Greta spotted:
https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news-corner/climate-activists-paint-venices-canals-green/
More here
“The talks did not actually collapse”The Guardian (of The Blob) puts the best spin on the situation that it can, which was that the talks did not disintegrate entirely. “Multilateralism held”. The big success in Brazil was that everyone held hands and agreed to promise nothing — but they did it together.
https://www.joannenova.com.au/2025/11/un-says-world-is-losing-climate-battle-cop30-ends-with-most-countries-not-wanting-to-phase-out-fossil-fuels/
Orchestrated bleating from the mandarins of Local Government has started as the government makes noises about the handbrake effect regional councils have on the economy.
https://newsroom.co.nz/2025/11/21/regional-politicians-drive-their-chevy-to-the-levee/
…..”The Prime Minister has expressed openness to the idea of scrapping regional councils; Chris Bishop has criticised them for “pricey, pointless planning and policy processes”; Shane Jones has accused them of a “Kremlin-like hatred of economic development”.”……
Watching those LG arseholes bargain for their existence will be good for our souls.
Yesterday they could be bennies, tomorrow they a highly paid mandarins in the highest paid employment they ever have!
YSB’s climate sceptics will be overjoyed to learn that the UN Climate Change Wankfest (COP30) wasn’t a complete cluster fuck. This despite the bought & paid for corporate media conceding it was a failure.
From https://expose-news.com/2025/11/24/un-loses-touch-with-reality/
#. “The summit was a reality check on just how much global consensus has broken down over what to do about climate change.”
#. “COP30 is not accomplishing much, and despite the lofty rhetoric at past conferences, they didn’t accomplish much either.”
But what of the successes?
“The globalist organisation has declared a ‘World Toilet Day’ & “marked the scatological tribute event by throwing its full resources into an effort to promote toilets for all, “with the poorest, especially women and girls, worst affected.”
Who says the UN is absolutely useless & should be flushed?
The Methane Science Accord and Groundswell are honoured to host Dr William Happer, emeritus Princeton physicist and internationally known figure in atmospheric physics and climate debate,
For a lecture tour of New Zealand from 4th to 16th December 2025.
Waikato
Prof WILL HAPPER7pmFriday 5th DecemberWaikato AirportHamilton Jetpark Conference Centre———–Taupō
Prof WILL HAPPER3.30pmSaturday 6th DecemberTaupō Cosmopolitan Club,5 Taniwha———-Hawke’s Bay
Prof Will Happer2.30pmSunday 7th DecemberSt Georges RestaurantHavelock North———Masterton
Prof Will Happer12pmMonday 8th DecemberKeinzley Agvets131 Te Ore Ore RdMasterton———-Wellington
Prof Will Happer———-Tuesday 9th DecemberParliamentWellington——–Christchurch
Prof Will Happer1pmWednesday 10th DecemberSudima Hotel,550 Memorial AveChristchurch———–Timaru
Prof Will Happer7.30pmWednesday 10th DecemberGreyway LoungePharlap Raceway,Timaru——–Dunedin
Prof WILL HAPPER-Thursday 11th December-Dunedin———-Balclutha
Prof WILL HAPPER1.30pmFriday 12th DecemberBalclutha Town & Country Club,Yarmouth StBalclutha———-Gore
Prof WILL HAPPER7.30pmFriday 12th DecemberGore RSABowler AvenueGore———Wanaka
Prof WILL HAPPER1pmSaturday 13th December Wānaka Community Hub,34 McDougall StWanaka——–Queenstown
Prof WILL HAPPER-14 – 15th December-Queenstown———–Auckland
Prof WILL HAPPER- 16th December-Auckland———https://methane-accord.co.nz/events/will-happer-nz-tourhttps://methane-accord.co.nz/events
Happer is Brilliant. He knows his stuff. His publications are impossible to read unless you have some serious mathematical skills. But he understands it, and the left hate him.
I see that the layout has become different from what I edited to make the posting, but seems passable, & people can reconfirm & catch up with any update in the bottom link.
A correction of the links.
https://methane-accord.co.nz/events/will-happer-nz-tour
https://methane-accord.co.nz/events
Clap along
https://x.com/disrespectedthe/status/1992804534733725791?s=46
We have learnt nothing in the past 40 years
https://x.com/ericarn4usa/status/1992791329794134499?s=46
Ed, you need to go back a bit further in time. 👴
Very good quotes, taken from this speech.
Transcript of “A Time for Choosing,” delivered on national television on October 27, 1964
https://www.reaganlibrary.gov/reagans/ronald-reagan/time-choosing-speech-october-27-1964
Worthy of reading & considering.
Just who are WE? What do we really think & believe? & do we standby them?
And as Ed has stated:—
We have learnt nothing in the past 40 years [+]
Is this happening here?
https://x.com/maga__patriot/status/1992954578619555905?s=46
If they ask are you vaccinated, just say yes. How will they prove you aren’t?
Criminal manipulation.
What I want to know is do you get vaxxed blood for transfusions? I’ve never heard it talked about.
They won’t talk about it but all blood is mixed together vaxxed or not. Remember that baby boy who needed blood during heart surgery and the court had the baby separated from his parents because they insisted on vax free blood?
You’re a granny killer and conspiracist to ask for vax free blood. //
You can arrange to bank your own blood if there is sufficient time before a procedure.
Thanks WG.
Who needs S, H, PP and M when we’ve got our own govt to bump us off!
Chippy cannot stop lying
https://x.com/suitandtie9999/status/1993037653181333647?s=46
Holding two mutually exclusive positions at the same time is part of Leftist thinking. It’s why the charge of hypocrisy is meaningless on them. “If the Left didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards.”
And, it isn’t hyperbolic to state that. Their underlying philosophy is the Unity of Opposites: an idea plus its contradiction, through (personal) struggle, becomes fusion.
This is usually known as thesis plus antithesis (contradiction) equals synthesis.
Leftists bathe in hypocrisy. And, according to Lenin, the only thing they want to do with contradictions is accelerate them.
Well that was a bit of a shambles.
That’s like saying Chloe is slightly mad.
That light in her eyes is only someone shining a torch in her ear.
Hell yeah that’s my new pastime. We could name the losing ship saint Cindy
https://x.com/thebigdoink_/status/1908154803332522010?s=46
thats where the one armed bandit was made.
She always goes down!
8 minute classic
https://x.com/rocknrollofall/status/1992973315766624591?s=46
How to take wokism to a new level.
For some the answer may well be “mutton fat”.
While they cry “I Wool Survive” by pulling the wool over other people’s eyes.
“You can’t say the sheep were corrupted by woke culture,”
https://www.gbnews.com/news/woke-fashion-show-gay-sheep-animal-slaughter
When many a farmer knows, it is when given the opportunity, that it is the season, to be in the heat of the moment.
Another reason why Ministry of Primary Industries with their clip-boards & tick box forms will also push onto farmers.
What disturbs me the most is that there are cretins walking amongst us who think that farms should be welfare centres for useless, geriatric gay sheep.
Like the cities THEY live in.
In today’s episode of the ”justice” system:
https://dailytelegraph.co.nz/news/counterspin-hails-400-court-fine-result-in-long-running-christchurch-footage-fight/
It didn’t smell right from the start. All a performance from Dear Leader.
“Through three years of hell and a defense bill heading north of six figures for Justin Keen alone, before the Crown was finally forced to back down and accept a plea that exposes the entire prosecution as the sham it always was”, said Alp.
…
“The implications are explosive. Elements within officialdom appear willing to stage, manipulate and weaponise a tragedy to silence dissent and push through draconian firearms and censorship laws.”
You tell ’em Brownmeister. .
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360898288/mayor-yells-free-beer-pro-palestine-group-after-refusing-their-request-speak
The motley collection of no-hopers doing their best to send Auckland down the shitter shouldn’t have to tax their feeble minds with subjects that have absolutely nothing to do with the mismanagement of the city.
I’m not a cheerleader for Winston Peters, who normally promises much & delivers little, but in the sorting out of the Strait ferries fiasco I feel that he has done well;
…..“Spending less than $1.7 billion means the taxpayer has saved $2.3 billion while still getting the ferries and infrastructure they want, because we have done away with the expensive consultants who hijacked the project by adding more and more infrastructure until Treasury warned the project would cost $4 billion.”……
https://www.beehive.govt.nz/release/ferry-solution-saves-new-zealand-23-billion
Which proves that Labour’s extravagant proposals for green ferries berthed alongside gold plated terminals was sheer wastage of taxpayers’ money.
Yes, Mr. Peters makes lots of promises to get elected but when elected he comes down with amnesia.
The old bastard is as good a lair as Chippy. If you add the $650 million cancelation fee they paid to the other shipbuilder, the savings are reduced. But I am yet to find a politician who puts facts before their bullshit
And the problem was exacerbated by the laws both he and Key and other slime balls made, the very laws that screwd it up in the first place.
The berthing will need to be revisited in another 30 years, hopefully after the Regional council has been put to death.
Duplicitous politicians who are not worthy to lick voters boots. Advance UK, an alternative party plagued by cancelling from opposition parties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLojcmtcrRw
Important announcement from Advance UK.
I’m deeply disappointed that we’ve had to cancel our Wales launch event due to threats made by our opponents.
From Bedpan Alley in Tauranga:
An intelligent comic!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zMmjKRettxA
“Define communism for me!” #jimmycarr
short
Wheres “Farng-A-Nui..Fatty Tupou on the weather just now.
Wellington City Council is overstaffed by 330, job losses likely as review recommends cuts.
Job cuts are likely at Wellington City Council with an independent organisation-wide review pointing to large-scale cuts.
Councillors and staff have today been briefed by council chief executive Matt Prosser on a Deloitte review dubbed “Future-Fit Pōneke”.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellington/wellington-city-council-overstaffed-by-330-job-losses-likely-as-review-recommends-cuts/premium/J4ADJ3ADXZEWPMJZXZ75DX3VH4/
Will the new Mayor go ahead?
The union leader of old.
what Karma.
Greg O’Connor has lost his seat of Ohariu due to declining population in the Wellington electorate area. The electorate was redrawn. The South Is. has gained an extra seat.
Bloody useless anyway.
Farrar will be blowing his trumpet about how Willis can win it now.
But, she won’t even try.
but
Oh dear, what a shame. Never liked him. Smug arse twat.
Thought the same. Another Labour unionist
Dont worry, trendsetters, it’s a place called ponek/8..Po764ke!Ponecktie..WELLINGTON
Top weather here in Nelsooon, trendsetters. My kinda place alright. Very little in the way of pooo skins. Maybe that’s part of the reason it’s so good—more elderly folk than I first thought. You’d like it here, Ed, Naaska, anyone over 87 which seems to be ysb audience. You too, Waikatogirl, but you would be in the younger persons’ cool group with moi, of course.😘
be afraid
be very afwaid
…Parts of the eastern South Island may reach temperatures as high as 30 degrees Celsius on Wednesday, while the other side of the coast is under a heavy rain watch, MetService says….
jeppers, mary, and joseph.
how would these cream puffs have handled the summer of 1973 ?
Hunty remembers it as a working 10 year old RE agent , part time along with his skewl work !!!
Retired at 35 y.o.!!
a couple of years of good weather peaking at 42 degrees in several South Is spots on 7 Feb, 1973
good stuff.
No air con in skewls then , sweat it out, jump in the river, wet a hanky (those paper tissues are messy when wet) or grab the hose.
30 degrees and they are having a blub.
is that why they are scared of the bogeyman called globby warming?
Here’s the thing kids, that bogeyman is not real, just nasty adults after your parents money!!
I remember that day in ’73. I just returned from Nam. It was farkin hot. I remember sweating like a pedo walking past a preschool. Dad sent me down the road to the dairy to buy some fags for him. Barefoot, I took off, jumping each driveway onto the lawn..and the next..and the next. He used to call me rabbit.
Back to Nam..I was a rear gunner in a Spitfire. Sit down relax, I’ll tell u a story…
“Rear Gunner in a Spitfire”…. Say that to todays kids and they will be all ears… And now we have AI created shit on Facebook
Yes please. Because I think you have your hand on it!
Around it.
I’ve just looked up my copy of “Shit Towns of NZ” & Nelson gets off lightly. Apart from honourable mentions in the racist & homophobic categories it’s main claim to fame seems to be attracting retired civil servants to drink crap wine at overpriced cafes & pretend that they understand art.
But Blenheim is less fortunate.
As a poor boomers’ version of Queenstown it has a rep for its Wine & Food Festival. According to legend it “brings in busloads of post-menopausal women intent on getting smashed on dodgy sav & trying to live out their cougar fantasies by sexually harassing clueless seasonal migrants.”
Would you care to elaborate? 🙂
on my way, it’s just over the hill…just 😉jokin WG. 😘
Carry On Up The Booai 😊
…*fits flack jacket, body armour, helmet, riot baton..check..pepper spray..check”..
From the ‘get out of bed, have a shave, call tenders for a haircut & get a real job’ files:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFXDjpHGsFw
Piece of piss. Learners truck. Try backing a B-double with a Volvo/dolly fitted. That sorts the men from the boys.
A couple of months ago I watched a clip of a Toll fuel delivery road train supplying the mines in Western Australia. B train triple with a trailer carrying a payload of 135,000 litres. 600HP Cummins with massive torque.
Imagine the potential for a cockup if you had to back up that rig. I drove stock trucks for 16 years but I reckon I’d tie myself up in knots with a road train.
Don’t think fonterror drivers are allowed to use reverse nowadays.
nope, twice i seen drivers cock up. they send a dedicated crew out to sort it, usually 2 spotters and 1 guy whose allowed to reverse.
my cousin drives for them, rekons if you wanna make sure the spies arent snoozing ya just pop it into reverse for a second or two… an alert goes off in some karens office and then the 2way radio goes nuts with a panicking clipboard warrior
Trick is not to get yourself into a position of having to reverse. Can be done. 😉
Andrew Little is pissing off leftards no end, so I may have misjudged the man.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/25-11-2025/andrew-little-buddies-up-to-the-right
But what about this comment? The Spinoff are obviously ok with racism. A great response though:
If he goes ahead with Deloitte’s review as quoted by V2 above he’s definitely on the right track. They’ve recommended removing 330 parasites from the payroll & that would represent a massive saving. Pay details of who’s on what are sketchy but a read of https://wellington.govt.nz/-/media/your-council/about-the-council/information-requests/2025/irc-8807-council-roles-and-salary-bands.pdf suggest 330 x $100,000 pa would be achievable.
The bleating that will be audible from this side of the Rimutakas will be music to our ears & should send shivers up the backs of our council jobsworths & parasites!
Never in a million years. He’s Labor thru and thru.
Even his mum would dis own him!