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Meth does that. What a fkin pig of a human.
Stop insulting pigs that are friendly intelligent animals and very tasty unlike the other animal – imagine a fry up of breast fillet (very small) with assorted drugs and you could look like that as well.
She never looked like the first pic .
And I thought she looked more like this.
According to the survey that was done, most people consider that using drugs think it has little effect on themselves. Post it a couple of days ago.
Only in her dreams!
So ACT’s $6 per day Tax on Work Visa’s for Foreigners is all bad and a terrible disincentive, but Labour’s additional Taxes on Wealth and the so called hard working “Wealthy” is all good and not seen as a disincentive,
Huh?
Shame on you for pointing out the obvious flaw in their plan.
Sorry, I shall reflect on my stupidity tonight when I get home from work at the Treacle Mine, over a glass or two of Red Wine, then try to do better in future.
In the UK they’re so desperate for taxes they now making business owners submit projected tax returns every quarter, four times a year so paying tax they haven’t even earned yet.
With a penalty if you don’t reach projected target or another one if you exceed it.
It was Twyford doing the moaning. A modest man with much to be modest about. Even by Labour standards he comes across as a complete dullard.
And here, I thought a Poofter from Mexico was the main protagonist and moaner, yes Ricky Mendenez-March, the faggot that got his dodgy Residency for this country approved under Labour and got his Boyfriend into the country during COVID Lockdown while everyone else could not get into any Quarantine facility, again assisted under Labour.
But you are right, a man who has a Toilet Bowl line named after him was also moaning.
I thought he was named for the toilet bowl.
You know like thank god it never overflowed after a Al Bundy!
Maybe Soot’s he was given birth too, in the same named toilet bowl?
Who knows, but if so, I bet the family keep that one secret.
“My girl friend has a mind of her own”, so easlly moulded to hers..
The short.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ml8-Xmz8nx4?feature=share
UK police arrest a pro-Palestine Action mannequin at a protest outside the Ministry of Justice in London.
Several protestors were arrested outside the ministry as supporters of Palestine Action gather to oppose the government’s designation of the group as a terrorist organization.
Others have put it out that the police arrested her for her protection, but leaves the question, protection from who?
Others claim muslims were upset about the manniquin as being sort of obscene, indecent in showing some skin..
Then some figured that some muslims were finding it a bit hard to “groom” her.
An attack on this manniquin?
All seem to be in Mao Zedong’s Cultural Revolution fervour of the new normal of being Red Guards, ready to do violence to enforce mandates for their collectives.
To purge “Four Olds” (ideas, culture, customs, habits) by killing an approx 3 million, & extend their controls.
https://nitter.net/i/status/2050658834482610581
31 secs : May 2nd, 2026
On the back of that shirt is do unto others as you would have them do unto you
They’re totally unhinged.
Updated
Fear, loathing and respect: Judith Collins bows out after 24 years in politics, says people ‘don’t like a strong woman’
Judith Collins has engendered fear and loathing in her 24 years in politics.
When her career comes to an end next week, she believes it will be with a large degree of respect – in Parliament at least.
“I’ve actually found if you survive long enough in this place, then you get a certain level of respect,” she said in an interview with the NZ Herald in the midst of packing up her office.
Collins is leaving to become President of the Law Commission, after a concerted few years of rehabilitating her reputation, and says she is leaving on a high.
“This has been my best term by far.”
And she rates Christopher Luxon as the best boss she has had in Parliament.
Sir John Key and Sir Bill English were very capable prime ministers, she said.
“But Chris has actually given me my head.”
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/fear-loathing-and-respect-judith-collins-bows-out-after-24-years-in-politics-says-people-dont-like-a-strong-woman/premium/TCGWSOB5XFF6HOQJZAQ4FFF5PU/
No mention, though, of David Bain or Peter Eliis and why they were not pardoned, nor why Scott Watson is still in jail on false charges. She’s a lawyer she says.
Why the fuck would anyone pardon David Bain?!!
“And she rates Christopher Luxon as the best boss she has had in Parliament.
Sir John Key and Sir Bill English were very capable prime ministers, she said.
“But Chris has actually given me my head.”
Playing politics with that comment but she is also confirming what plenty of people have said –Luxon is a capable manager but he doesn’t know anything about politics and political management.
So she gave Chris head but to me she is on the same level as Brownlee – that when they reached the position of being able to carry out all what they had indicated they would be able to do…………………nothing.
If you get respect from doing fuck all after 24 years, then I will pass on respect, thank you very much
Yep Ed, a published Book totalling 100 pages of Judith Collins achievements after 24 years in Parliament, would be 100 blank pages.
Well at least it beat the French book on their famous victories – unless producing more white flags than the rest of the world is a vicotry.
I think that she has just been given the keys to continue the rort of the last 24 yrs till she is senile. Free travel to wellies to rubber stamp shit, pity no 5 star seating, 5 star accom and transport, you won’t see her, on an electric scooter. Talk about a job for life, better than the duck got!
You can bet she will be claiming her free MP air travel, and billing the same cost to the justice dept under her new job. Double dipping knows no bounds with one who has had her snout in the taxpayers trough for 24 years.
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Get ready to be replaced, whitey:
https://x.com/acteduweininger/status/
Sorry can not up grade that link to make it more workable..
Unless the point is that I am suppose to “sign in” to be replaced.
😎
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question – and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter’s date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young
man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
‘That’s so wonderful! Isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows up?’
The father replied, ‘From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.
FS how do I get a job on the council. We’re getting reamed.
From Ratepayers’ Alliance:
“The league tables expose that Auckland Council along with its Council-Controlled Organisations employ some 11,943 full-time staff at a cost of $1.3 billion a year. That’s $2,077.82 for every Auckland household!
It means more than half of your rates bill is going to staff salaries alone.
If you thought the lion’s share of your rates bill was going to paying for basic services like rubbish collection, roads, and community facilities – think again.
The Council’s HQ alone employs 194 staff paid more than $200,000 a year and at least 52 staff are paid over $256,800 – the base salary for a Government Minister!”
A hunter was stalking a deer on the ridge across from him when he noticed the deer was somewhat wobbly & seemed to be squinting. Looking carefully through his rifle scope, he soon realised that the big stag was standing in the middle of a patch of marijuana happily chewing away. Taking careful aim, he successfully downed the deer with a perfect shot.
Unfortunately, it took him the rest of the day to navigate the rocky gorge & get across to his prize. By the time he got there, two kea had started to work on the carcass but due to the effects of the cannabis-tainted meat, they were high as kites.
So, apparently…..he stoned two birds with one kill.
A Stuff headline ” Verity Johnson: I know I should vote Labour – I just don’t want to ”
I did not read the article, but how are you meant to take opinion writers like this seriously with a headline like that ?
You must accept that she has a good understanding of the make-up of a typical Labour voter:
#. “In other words, I come from the kind of comfy, leafy, quietly morally superior educated world that cultivates Labour voters like succulents in their downstairs loo.”
The same miserable news site held an online poll asking “Do you trust either major party to change the country for the better?”
Unsurprisingly 70% of responses were in the negative.
Who the fuck is Verity Johnson?
An interesting writer. Not that you would know that from comments here from time to time. challenges their minds.
Huntys ex.
(Tarqui knows,,memo to self..find him..)
( and who the fuk calls their spawn..Tarquin )
It’s a very upper class name, you can’t beat good breeding apart from a few slight drinking issues. Prince Andrew is obviously my hero.
Good Doco about the Sea of Okhostk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkJX8BM1K9I
Anyone know who Neil Edwards is? A couple of X posts from him about Palantir in NZ and Key’s involvement
https://x.com/njedwards19651/status/2050737222224155104?s=20
https://x.com/njedwards19651/status/2050737609345773865?s=20
I know nothing except amid ‘slippery Starmer’s’ lies over the Mandelson scandal, the rent boys charged for arson of his homes, and several other fronts he is fighting to retain his position, Starmer has also been accused of having secret meetings with Palantir over surveillance of the UK.
“Where Britain goes, we go”.
Surveillance related during covid (at beginning)
https://rumble.com/v79chga-live-from-rumble-studio.html?e9s=src_v1_leaderboard
I think vandalism is atrocious. But I’m prepared to make exceptions:
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360974050/new-speed-camera-sh1-found-ablaze-after-being-pulled-ground
The police secured the scene… Fuck I am so relieved……
Totally agree. We could raise the status of their destruction by promoting an annual “best photo of a vandalised speed camera competition”.
The NZ swamp at it again. How dare anyone have personal opinion if involved with a statutory board.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/markets/financial-markets-authority-chair-craig-stobo-resigns-following-investigation-finds-he-made-too-much-political-commentary/DPWLAEZQCVFRXGR627UKCTSTEE/
“Aldred described commentary Stobo made in the media on various political and economic matters as being “laudatory” of the current government. ” The crime of the century!! sarc/
Find a better”oh shit” moment
https://x.com/sunshinemick47/status/2051008266193305841?s=46
That would take some topping.
A comedian shows up at his gig at an old-age home. The manager says, “Listen, we’re thrilled that you’re here. It’s very rare that we get entertainment. You see, everyone here has Alzheimer’s.”
The comedian says, “Well, that doesn’t sound too good.”
“No!” says the director. “They’ll love you. They will be so happy to get some entertainment. Please. You’ll see.”
So the comedian goes out and tells his first joke. Big laugh. Huge. He thinks, “Well, that’s a good start.”
So he decides to tell the same joke again. This time he gets an even bigger laugh. So he tells it again. Gigantic laugh; the audience is falling out of their seats.
He tells the same joke a few more times; each time he gets an even bigger response.
The whole time there’s a guy in the back watching the show, but not laughing; just sitting there rubbing his chin. Finally the comedian tells the same joke one last time and says, “Good-night, everybody!”
Thunderous applause. Huge standing ovation. As he’s leaving the comedian walks past the guy in the back.
The guy says, “That’s quite a show you just did there.”
The comedian says, “Thank you very much.”
The guy says, “Let me ask you something: how do you remember all of those jokes?”
Were you in the audience or the guy at the back?
asking of course for a friend from Cambridge.
I didn’t know Komata was your friend
I didn’t know V2 had a friend! 🙂
SB
Avi’s “Free Palestine” slogan party has inspired others to set up their own ‘slogan party’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP8duiBRV-o
This can’t be real…
Avi Yemini