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Another day, another $, as the day opens, to what else we can fulfill in the unforgiving minute.
“If” by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son.
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As some of that Anglo Saxon blood stirs, to make the best of the morning, to every one here.
Excellent S1, Kipling, a Sage and Master of Words. Thanks.
Good morning S1
Kipling offers sage advice.
Have a great day my friend.
The only constant in life is change.
ffs, another aussie born clack bunt that thinks their dna entitles them to special priviledges.
why the fuck did penk bend the rules for her? you just know thats opened a can of fucking worms now and the aussie grifter with american born kids is gunna definately get on the bene here now.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360825794/keisha-castle-hughes-talks-incredibly-racist-process-get-passport-her-daughter
useless fucking govt, put a fucking end to the treaty abuse crap excuses that these grifting pieces of shit use.
IAASB , “Oscar nominated” the only reason she didn’t progress from “nominated ” was she got the wrong advice to which pedophile she’d have to fcuk to get to winner, she’s obviously running out of money and youth .
Great, so Maori fleeing NZ for a better life elsewhere can now demand their kids are citizens of the country they parents left. If it was so important to them to have their kids as NZ citizens then they can bloody well have them here like everyone else.
You forget they are the SPECIAL people //
Knight hoods for all past and present All Blacks too!
Well silly me, I did not realise the Waitangi Tribunal were incharge of issuing New Zealand Passports. I need a new one, maybe I should toddle along to the Tribunal and see how I get on.
I will report back later, should be a cinch and probably much cheaper than ones the money grubbing bastards at the Department of Internal Affairs dish out.
Go for it TAH. 🤪
A genuine Sovereign Citizen passport.
A global recognition passport that will be honoured world wide, starting in Aaoteaaroaa when for when you paddle your canoe outside the exclusive economic zone (EEZ), that will enable & allow for your safe return.
It is such a shame that the French sailing ship “Boyd” did not have those ealy inventions of macron passports.
…..”French sailing ship “Boyd””……
The “Boyd” whose crew the Ngati Pou of Wangaroa Harbour used as a main course in 1809 was a 395 ton British brigantine. It had carried convicts to NSW & called into Wangaroa for a backload of kauri spars.
Do you think if the boat had been French, the crew might have been a bit spicy for the maori to eat?
But if you didn’t cede sovereignty, then how can the Crown issue you a passport? There are no countries out there recognising a Maori passport, so no more offshore travel I’m afraid, by waka or anything else.
Can me and the missus get one too, ours have expired?
Yes Sooty, being a benevolent sort of Dude, I will pick up a new Passport for you and your Parole Officer. Do you want one for your dog and parrot as well, cause I can do that at the same time?
Yes, please. Thank you!
Maori invented passports and I Kaumatua Campbell can prove it easily. Everyone knows you can’t go to Antarctica without a passport and early Maori used to go their all the time. So take that oh ye of little faith.
They needed one to paddle to Australia, too!
Because penk and watts and the other nats like them are oxygen thieves.
No question that true.
Those confiscated guns are working well.
Man injured, gun fired outside supermarket in Auckland’s HobsonvillePolice said they were looking into the incident and appealing for witnesses.
“Police are currently making a number of inquiries and would like to speak to anyone who was in the area at the time,” Renfree said.
“We believe this is an isolated incident and there is not thought to be any risk to the wider community,” Renfree said.
… there is not thought to be any risk to the wider community,” Renfree said…
aha
code ….
so
it was gang-on-gang related.
Must have been a 3D printed one.
Well done to this young man we have never heard of.
Better than listening to the whining all blacks.
‘Mr Clutch’ Hamish Kerr wins world high jump title
High-flying New Zealander Hamish Kerr has made history at the world athletics championships in Tokyo, claiming high jump gold in a stirring performance.
Kerr became the first New Zealander to win a world championships medal in the discipline, matching the colour of his Olympics gold from the Paris games last year.
Kerr has now completed an unofficial high jump career grand slam, having won the Olympic Games, Commonwealth Games, world indoor championships, Diamond League final and now the world championships title.
Be afraid.
Labour ruled out NZ First as a potential coalition partner in 2023, before doing so again last year. Peters has likewise rejected working with Labour under Hipkins (describing its MPs as a “group of unreformed losers” at an event in March).
But Kieran McAnulty – Labour’s campaign chair – needed about seven seconds to gather his thoughts when asked if he could work alongside Peters again in government.
He took five stabs at starting a sentence before he said: “He’s [Peters] made it pretty clear that he doesn’t want to work with us, that spells it out really, doesn’t it?”
He then criticised the “divisive approach” NZ First has taken to politics in this Parliamentary term, which he said doesn’t align with Labour’s values.
Yoday Shane has been officially named as NZ First Deputy Leader.
Only been a mirage until today.
We are reminded that he was Labour until 2011
Is he mates with McNulty and Sepolini?
I think it was Sepolini that said yesterday that, “he’s a willey old dog”.
Labour has values?
the only positive of a labour, green, tpm govt is that there will be another election before they actually get to do anything or even officially form a govt.
labour will have a better chance raking a ton of runny cow shit up a mountain then meeting the demands of tpm.
NZ under the Labour, MP and Greens would be no better than Herr Starmer running down Britain. He has the two-tier system well established.
Our special people and the weirdos who follow the greens will have elevated status. As for the rest of us, we’re here to pay taxes and do as we’re told.
Land of Hope and Glory…🇳🇿
The good thing about Sta(lin)mers actions is probably the total destruction of Labour as his actions against pensionsers who always vote and the workers betrayed by Labour with taxes. Reform is closing on 40% support according to polls whici is more than Labour Conservatoves combined. The weekedn protest and the upcoming vote of no confidence is more than a message they are effectively instructions for a General Election.
WG, the way this country is going and when the fighting starts, it will become The Land of Hope and Gory.
Sad thing is under the current coalition it doesn’t seem any better, please prove me wrong.
Ain’t that the truth!!!
Wonder if they will have a special Maori only passport?
Bring it on, maybe it will answer the eternal question,
What is a Maori???
Sooty, I once shagged a Maori, does that count and could I as a result get one of these Maori Passports you talk off?
Hope you had a thorough STD check.
No ROL, never suffered a bout of Galloping Knob Rot. Aahh, such are the vagrancies of life.
what the actual fuck, this is the sorta shit that requires being thrown into an active volcano!
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360825622/guilty-plea-attempting-take-child-kindy-sex
that shit needs the maximum of 14yrs… but we know within 2 or 3 years this fucking sick cunt will create a victim scarred for life due to our pathetic dudges.
So yet another wet woke judge outs himself, bruce davidson hands back a gang patch because the law didn’t say he couldn’t.
FS, well that’s set precedent. Might as well just hand them all back now.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/judge-orders-police-to-return-mongrel-mob-member-syd-te-ratas-seized-patch/Y7ZEJLTTRBDDFNA7QP5SBTQ7A4/
RIP Robert Redford
No real loss.
My Brother was talking about him earlier this year of being a woke knob.
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Robert Redford was a vocal liberal activist and environmentalist who defended causes like Native American rights,
LGBTQ+ rights,
climate change efforts, and
he was a staunch critic of the Trump administration.
Look at me, look at me .
I have causes, I’m so Liberal !
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last I ever saw of him was the molasses thick, sick, over-sweet drivel of Out of Africa
last seen of him or Streep with her silly same accent pretending to be Polish, Danish or whatever .
goodbye.
In Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid – his only decent movie -he was billed as young up and coming when he was in fact 33 years old.
He was in the propaganda misdirect crap movie All the Presidents Men
In real life, not the fantasy of this hollyweird , the takedown of Nixon was a CIA coup and the real bob woodward was a CIA operative after being naval intelligence ie a spook.
It was all fabricated to get Nixon out of the game.
He made as many enemies as Kennedy he was de-escalating Vietnam, detente with China (warmongers hate that as well) ; Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty with the Soviet Union; The Environmental Protection Agency with Clean Air Act (more cost to big business) and many more .
—
this lefty windbag made no decent contribution to the world in the last 40 years .
howitis, Defending Native American rights seems like a fairly righteous thing to do , they were and are still being treated badly , our Horis should walk a mile in their moccasins before whining about how horrendously they’ve been treated .
Bit of a slip up there, sorry about that Bob.
Who was the doll supposed to take out?
Tarquin – having searched through my carving friends this is perhaps the biggest I can find for you – an extreme bargin at $750 just for you.
https://souvenirfactoryshop.co.nz/products/nz-greenstone-extra-large-tiki-carving-123mm-39l-b?currency=NZD&variant=42701965787219&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=4d85200a4f96&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21627093249&gbraid=0AAAAACmfe-S_v-5s4cL0gGgfJpMpWgcss&gclid=CjwKCAjwlaTGBhANEiwAoRgXBQ1t3kTHn-_wLyVfLcx15aHqwTr7CJEtap6Ijcdxiu41waPDEEXfoxoCyFQQAvD_BwE
Speaking as Tarquin’s Cultural Advisor HP, that is no good. Said Tiki must be lying down, not erect or prone.
Please try harder next time.
Hooker Phil, there seem to be no mention of the weight of the essential tiki = foetus.
“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea”.
The mokos stamped on the young’uns
https://www.facebook.com/TheHuiNZ/photos/a.409157482626652/455294084679658/?type=3
The first invention of “Band-Aids”, an ongoing tikanga practice.
But the special people as well proven, have the exemption card wlth the flash of tiki = foetus.
The interesting thing about that cartoon is that it was from 2016. Plenty of Maori decrying it. How many Maori Children have died since that time by being beaten to death.
This was in 2016
“A child is killed every five weeks, putting us high on list of world’s worst offenders.
Sixty-one. It’s the number of children who have died as a result of non-accidental injuries in New Zealand in the last 10 years.
Their names are scars on a shameful landscape of child abuse – Chris and Cru Kahui who would have turned 10 today, Nia Glassie, JJ Ruhe-Lawrence, Jyniah Te Awa.
Thirty-one of those young ones were violently assaulted. They were kicked, punched, thrown, stomped or bashed to the point of death.
New Zealand has the fifth worst child abuse record out of 31 OECD countries and on average a child is killed here every five weeks.
In the last half of 2015, Child Youth and Family had recorded 8800 cases of proven child abuse and neglect.
In the same period, the agency received 76,041 “reports of concern” about suspected child abuse or neglect which included 34,226 referrals from police. Of the initial reports, 22,917 required further action and were investigated.”
Killing kids is not as important as the elite Ford Ranger!
That is so impressive I feel a bout of extreme reverence coming on. Don’t forget your koha finders fee of 10 grand as well, what an absolute bargain. Golly it’s good to be in a government financed job where everyone is far to woke to question this sort of transaction despite going backwards financially at warp speed. I’m so happy I’m going to put my best pious face on and have a gentle cry, I might even read a chapter of our former great leaders new childrens book for even more inspiration. It really is marvelous.
You missed the sarc lines
If it doesn’t come with wheels it’s too small!
Would a donkey-size millstone do as a wheel?
Yep!!!
The name is inaccurate, it should be called “Te Partly Maori.”
Brilliant, an ACT election poster
Who will lead NZ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cnpphrRydM
“Clowns and Racists” The Rise of Chris Bishop | Hung Parliament & RNZ Poll Analysis
Duncan Garner Podcast
Without watching WG if Chris Bishop is the answer – change the question.
I totally agree HP.
The back up was Willis and Stanford. They also mentioned Simeon Brown, the only name I’d give any credence to but need more in-depth look under his hood
The only one that inspires me at all is Simeon Brown. At least he gives a straight answer and calls a spade a spade.
Don’t let your doll zap Brown by mistake then.
The only Brown he’s after is the partly maori party leader. Oh dear – hope he gets this one right.
Deranged and stupid. Who in this day commits a crime and then admits to it in texts? Stupid Lefty Fucks. He may as well start working out which he prefers. Firing Squad, or Injection.
https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/charlie-kirks-alleged-murderer-confessed-shortly-after-shooting-messages-show-5915997?
If I was facing his choices, I’d be finding every bit of evidence to show that I was far, far, far away, like in Russia.
Meant to be a reply to howitis
Oh, OK
So you think it was him ?
and do you think it was Lee Harvey Oswald
or Sirhan Sirhan
Do you think last year with Trump it was Thomas Crooks and not the professional in the tower ?
Alrighty Then !
Have to have an inquiring mind..
I’m surprised none of our NZH readers have picked up the Leo Molloy story.
Me, I did and posted in wrong place.
Two Tier Policing alive and well in NZ!!!
Leo Malloy donate to the shot officer and get off.
New Plymouth cops congregated 860,000 off someone and are going to donate it a charity of their chosen, the police bar tab and not The Old Folks Association.
Thought the fines go to the consolidated fund or something?
A fifty something man came home one day to see his fifty something wife standing topless and looking at herself in the mirror.
“What are you doing?”, he asked.
“The doctor told me that I have the breasts of a twenty five year old”, said the wife.
“What did he say about your fifty year old arse?”, said the man.
“He didn’t say anything about you.”
What is the biggest threat to Western Civilization right now?
1) Keir Starmer
2) Emmanuel Macron
3) Islam
4) Ursula von der Leyen
5) White liberal women
6. Zionists
Gosh are we allowed to say that here ?
AIPAC rulez
5 That covers 1,2 and 4 as well.
All of the above in this order:
3,5,1,4,2
Just give her the money
https://x.com/beeii92/status/1967815180584358081
An old Irish man from a traditionally catholic family is lying on his deathbed.
All his family is gathered around them, when he tells them: „I have one last wish: I want to become a protestant.“
His family members are shocked, since they are all deeply catholic, but the man insists and it’s his last wish, so they get a protestant pastor, and the man became a protestant. The pastor is cheering with joy that someone from that family decided to become protestant.
After the pastor left, the family members ask the old man: „But why? Why did you become protestant?“
With his last breath, the man replies: “I thought it would be better one of them dies!“
Hope this release makes a few sphincters tighten…
https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1967940081668264137?t=hukGDoIoMNwXXqEOs3BmFA&s=09
The electors of North Rhine Westphalia have given Herr Merz a symbolism shot between his eyebrows.
AfD have tripled their vote despite the mysterious deaths of 7 candidates in the weeks leading up to the ballot. SPD has imploded.
Are the good guys on the March to take Europe back?
A bus has crashed into a liquor store in the Auckland suburb of Silverdale.
Fire and Emergency were called to the scene about 8pm.
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So ram raids have not stopped
satire…
Nikki willyless has announced funding for $10 million dollars to create an App to educate bus drivers to exit their buses before buying booze.
Hey, don’t put it past her with the stoooopid announcements of the last month.
One would think with religious types of priests and vicars chained to nikki willyless’s office there is no more glaring example to remove tax breaks from religions.
High time
Religions do the opposite of good works now – the very reason they got full tax breaks.
Eg the Mormons siphon off millions offshore every year from poor Polynesians while the same Polynesian people get rent subsidies and many other handouts.
every rise of minimum wage is a boost to the dodgy money church, the Latter Day Saints (sic)
Religions are often activists as we see here , with very selective causes
no direct benefit to NZ, so no fecking tax breaks
Davis Cunliffe’s father Bill was an Anglican Minister and I hardly think creating David Cunliffe could ever, in any world, be classed as good works !
Better than no new taxes, remove tax breaks from frauds .
Gnats ANNOUNCED a review of charities and tax deductibility in 2023 and so far, no surprise, =NO Action.
Sir Robert D Muldoon saw what the bludgy crooks at CORSO were doing (or Not Doing ) in 1979 and removed their tax breaks same day.
That is a leader .
As a Catholic, I concur. They need to worry about things pertinent to them.
Like giving their choirboys prostate checks. 🙂
Coming to a garden near you?
https://x.com/realrick_aus/status/1967877104357560370?s=46
At the risk of hi-jacking Ed’s comment though it is still on gardening. 😏
It is all so much in line to Ed’s 𝕏 link.
It needs to be strongly asked, just what did Tom Phillips take from that PGG Wrightson’s store !
That quad was nigh over loaded to make ready for Spring plantings, prepping, boots & clothes, etc..
Fact !
That 𝕏 so funnily aligns to why the NZ police were so intent to take him down.
Also to bear in mind, Tom’s bank card would have stopped,or not have been returned at the auto-teller, where he could pull cash out of his bank account to pay for things.
Nor is one of those gas-powered air rifle, a high velocity rifle ! ! !.
Hay they shot and killed one policeman already with a slug gun,
Sneaking into someone’s place without a warrant to place a surveillance camera in the middle of the night, is neither here or there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPFQhapiiA
Watters: They killed my friend
Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk’s killer makes first court appearance.
bwahahahahaha, seymour bitch slaps the dumb aussie maori bitch having a cry about overseas born maori getting passports…
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360827034/stick-whale-riding-ministers-dismiss-call-all-maori-have-nz-citizenship
more suprising is luxon didnt fence sit on this one and sided with seymour. fucking gold tho, stick to whale riding and fuck off.
The maoris are setting the stage for vote harvesting, so that Waitangi Tribunal can enroll them on the maori roll, therefore increase the number of maori seats.
Then the kicker, the Tribunal to be able to cast a bloc of votes of how they see fit, as under legislated maori lore to law as tikanga, no matter where in the world they live.
Under the creep of Tiitttyyy & UNDRIP ratcheting activist guidelines of He Puapua.
—– —– —— —–
Pay no taxes to the NZ government for decades, then come back to NZ for the pension, medical needs, plus the maori equivalent of maori rest-homes funded by the NZ tax payer.
For u Saffa’s.
a bit of history
https://www.facebook.com/reel/660771533732169
Hi Thanks. I have an inlaw that lived there. Involved with MI5 and the judiacary.
Waititi full of 💩
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2PqLjffcrQ
Michael Laws On The Labour Party’s Ongoing Problem With Te Pāti Māori
This may be interesting on Kirk’s assassination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIKZrHJ00iA
BREAKING: The Charlie Kirk assassination has blown wide open, exposing a pipeline from your tax dollars straight to radical violence. This explosive segment from Gary Franchi’s RAW FEED reveals how a State Department-linked organization gave prestigious awards to the leader of Armed Queers SLC – the same militant group now under FBI investigation for connections to Kirk’s killer.
The receipts are undeniable. Utah Global Diplomacy, funded with $230,000 in State Department grants, crowned Ermiya Fanaeian with their “7 for 17 Award” for advancing UN Sustainable Development Goals. This wasn’t some random activist – this was the co-founder of a self-described “Militant Marxist Leninist Collective” that trains for armed revolution and funds trips to Communist Cuba.
Tyler Robinson, Kirk’s accused assassin, didn’t act alone. FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed under oath that a “broad network” had advance knowledge. At least seven social media accounts posted cryptic warnings before the assassination. One transgender activist posted “We f***ing did it” minutes after Kirk died. Another wrote five days before: “You guys, I have something big coming soon. Just be sure to check the news.”
Another good use for Ivermectin. .
1 in 5 Australians are carrying a parasite they don’t know about.
Got a cat then you are a prime target.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1112916654136620
I thought you were talking about third world dole bludgers.
No, more than likely applies to many Kiwi’s and rse workers as well.
Which is interesting for one of our businesses.
Hunty’s sick & tired of switching his laptop on every morning & being bombarded with emails about penis enlargement & how taking Viagra will make him perform longer.
He now wishes he’d never given his email address to V2.
Your pidgin word for the day relates to rugby.
Kiki = kick
Have you ever been kiki in te nutti ?